Is this okay?

"It's actually true!?"

Kirito stared blankly at the collapsed ruins around him, his eyes wide open, and then he was dumbfounded.

The kendo dojo is my grandfather's prized possession. If I were to cut it down with three thousand slashes in a second, I'm afraid...

"Brother! What on earth is going on!?"

Suddenly, Kirito heard Suguha's voice behind him. Kirito was so startled that he jumped up as if he had stepped on a cat's tail.

"Suguha...Suguha!? You just saw it?"

Kirito turned around, trembling, and saw Suguha staring at him with wide eyes, her face full of disbelief.

Embarrassed.

How should this be explained?

Kirito, frozen in place, was covered in cold sweat and had no idea how to explain this absurd situation.

Does this mean I suddenly stumbled upon a forum and followed the methods there, and this is what happened?

No one would believe it; how could such an outrageous thing happen in the world?

Let alone others, I don't even believe it myself.

However, this is all true...

"I...I'll go get Grandpa right away!" Suguha had no idea what to do, so she immediately thought of her grandfather and said.

"..."

Kirito was on the verge of tears upon hearing this, as if he could already see his grandfather chasing after him with a katana.

……

forum.

Kirito: RNM! Stranger! What's going on?!

Stranger: What's going on?

Ken Kaneki: A scene that seems familiar.

Kazuma Sato: Please begin your performance.JPG

Tatsumi: ...

Kirito: I was in my home kendo dojo with two bamboo swords, and then... *smash!* Killing Aura! Whoosh! My home kendo dojo collapsed!?

Stranger: Isn't this normal? That's three thousand cuts per second. Forget the kendo dojo, it would wipe out even an alloy fortress.

Kirito: What's normal about this? It's like... like... Is it even possible for a human to do three thousand cuts per second??

Kazuma Sato: Miracles and magic do exist.

Kirito: ?

Tatsumi: Simply put, humans can't do it, but humans can do it with miracles and magic.

Kirito: ?

Ken Kaneki: Haven't you realized yet? The fact that you were able to enter this forum means that miracles and magic will be intertwined with you in the future.

Kirito: ?

Kazuma Sato: Oh no, this guy's gone mad.

Kirito: Um... could you explain what's going on?

Stranger: It's a miracle and magic, how else can it be explained?

Kirito: What do you mean by miracles and magic?

Stranger: It means exactly what it says.

Kirito: ?

stranger:?

Embarrassed.

For a moment, Kirito and Leng Mo stood there awkwardly, not knowing how to explain. Kirito couldn't get an answer, and Leng Mo couldn't explain.

Kirito: Why do miracles and magic still exist in this world?!

Stranger: I'm wondering why too.

Kazuma Sato: This is truly a question full of academic and philosophical depth…

Kaneki Ken: Thinking back to the first time I encountered miracles and magic...

Tatsumi: It's a long story.

Kazuma Sato: Why was I so foul-mouthed back then... What a terrible thing to do!

Kirito: ...

Although I don't know what happened, I roughly understand that you are in a similar situation to me.

Senior Xiaoyuan: Hey! Newbie, this is Senior Xiaoyuan! They can't explain it clearly, just think of it as the kind of magic in novels and games.

Kirito: I still don't understand, but I'm starting to get it. But why?

Hill: I don't think it's a big deal. I'm happy to have the power to protect my companions, and I don't want to ask why.

Kirito: Okay, it seems you guys don't know why either... So, next question.

Stranger: What's wrong? Did you accidentally blow up your own kendo dojo and your family is about to come looking for you?

Kirito: That's true... How should I explain this?

Stranger: I can't help you, you'll have to explain it yourself.

Kirito: Isn't there any magic that can restore something to its original state after it's been destroyed?

Senior Madoka: Miracles and magic don't come for free!

Stranger: Miracles and magic are precious.

Kazuma Sato: You'd be better off handling this little thing yourself.

Kirito: But how am I supposed to explain this? Am I supposed to tell my family that I suddenly chopped down the house? Who would believe that?

Stranger: Hey! Don't say you don't believe me. You show them what it's like to make three thousand dollars in one second right here and now. Who wouldn't believe you then?

Kirito: If this happened again, I'm afraid I'd end up sleeping in the hotel next door with my family...

Chapter 111 More desperate than despair, more devastating than collapse.

Kaneki Ken: How about we run away? Running away from home is a good idea.

Kirito: Why does this feel like they caused trouble and then ran away?

Stranger: Be confident, this is what happens when you cause trouble and then run away.

Kirito: ...

Kirito: I'd better figure out how to explain this.

Kazuma Sato: Are you planning to do something big for everyone? Like a live demonstration of 3,000 dollars per second?

Kirito: Try to avoid...

Tatsumi: I don't think you can avoid it. If all else fails, just go for "Aba aba aba," magical girl transformation. This thing isn't very dangerous.

Kirito: Really? Then I'll consider it.

Kaneki Ken: ...

Sato Kazuma:......

stranger:……

Who would have thought that you, Tatsumi with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, could be so cunning and unpredictable!

Good job! Great job! Stunning!

Now that we're in, no one can escape!

hiahiahiahiahia!

Senior Xiaoyuan: *chuckles*

Kirito: Is there a problem?

Stranger: No, no, there's no problem at all.

Ken Kaneki: That's right, that's right, it's very safe.

Kazuma Sato: I have to say Tatsumi was right, that really does give you an explosive sense of security.

Tatsumi: This is the safest among us. I don't recommend showing the others because they are too destructive and lethal.

Xiaoyuan-senpai: That's absolutely right!

Compared to other things, magical girls are definitely the safest, but they're also the easiest to get killed.

Forget about this guy, he'll die sooner or later anyway.

Kirito: I see. It seems we can definitely give it a try.

……

After Kirito fell silent, Leng Mo and the others running on the ocean all showed warm and bright smiles.

He laughed wildly.

"Hahahaha! Tatsumi, I didn't realize you were so amazing!!" Leng Mo laughed like a ghost, even offering a friendly compliment.

"Huh? Is something wrong?" Tatsumi still hadn't realized how terrible the thing he had done, and looked at Leng Mo, Kazuma, and Kaneki with a puzzled expression.

"Nothing, nothing! Hahahaha! That's amazing!" Kazuma laughed so hard that he even quickened his pace while running.

"What are you guys laughing about?" Tatsumi still didn't understand.

"It's okay, it means you're normal if you didn't realize it." Kaneki affectionately put his arm around Tatsumi, his smile incredibly devilish.

For a moment, the three of them ran and laughed, their joy seemingly brought on by a duel.

Only Tatsumi and Esdeath were completely bewildered, especially Esdeath, who had no idea what had happened, but clearly sensed that they had indeed done something, she just didn't know it.

Is this how the strong communicate?

Esdeath didn't understand, but once again she felt the feeling of being weak, like the feeling of being excluded by her friends and not playing with them.

……

About ten minutes later.

Kirito's family members returned one after another, after all, this matter was very serious, their own kendo dojo had suddenly collapsed.

Hearing from Suguha that Kirito was the one who did it, she was terrified and rushed back.

Although Kirito is not their biological son, they truly treat him as their own child.

In particular, when Mr. Kiritani heard about this, he rushed back immediately, and when he saw the ruins of his kendo dojo, he was heartbroken.

But there was no blame, just a bit of disbelief.

How did the kendo dojo collapse?

When Suguha told her that Kirito had used a bamboo sword to cut him, she immediately widened her eyes in disbelief.

How can this be.

Incredulous, he began to examine the collapsed ruins, and was shocked to find that the fragments were so neatly arranged, as if they had been chopped with a knife.

Even someone like Kirigaya, who had practiced kendo his whole life, could tell.

But... how is that possible?

If not, how do you explain the fractured cut? The cut on the large timber beam is so neat.

When everyone arrived home, the Kirito couple, Mr. Kirito, and Suguha all sat opposite Kirito in the living room, quietly waiting for Kirito's explanation.

I just don't know why, even though I didn't say anything, the pressure coming my way was just too much.

"Kazuto, explain what happened. I checked the kendo dojo, and I've never seen such a clean cut in my entire life. I think you need to give me a proper explanation."