Is this okay?
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Stranger: emmmm...struggling, JPG
Kazuma Sato: Emmm... He did struggle.JPG
Ken Kaneki: What are you struggling for?
Stranger: I don't use pornographic books at all! I read everything online! Going out to buy them would be so embarrassing!
Kazuma Sato: While your suggestion is reasonable, I might have erotic novels in this other world, but if I buy them and the whole starting village knows I bought them, I'll be even more disgusted!
Kaneki Ken: No way?
Stranger: It's not that it's impossible, it's just a little...
Kaneki Ken: A little?
Kazuma Sato: I'm a little reluctant, hmm. After all, if I'm going to buy erotic novels, I'll definitely buy the best ones; one erotic novel costs at least this much! (Two fingers.JPG)
Stranger: I've never bought it, but it's definitely not cheap, and it's illegal.
Kaneki Ken: ...
Kaneki Ken: You guys take your time thinking about it. I'll go ask for help first.
Stranger: Okay.
Kazuma Sato: Okay.
Stranger: Wait! Kazuma! If we use the porn book to open the time portal... doesn't that mean we have a legitimate reason to buy the porn book? Then, even if we run into girls later, we can explain that it's a necessary material to open the portal! Alright! Plan works!
Kazuma Sato: What?! How come I didn't realize this?! Stop talking! It's a pornographic book!
Stranger: The yellow book! The yellow book! The yellow book! The yellow book!
Kazuma Sato: Little yellow book! Little yellow book! Little yellow book! Little yellow book!
Kaneki Ken: ? I was only gone for less than a minute, what's wrong with you guys?
Stranger: Don't you think this is great? Think about it, from now on you'll have a legitimate reason to buy the yellow book, and no one will have anything to say.
Kaneki Ken: Lost in thought... then his eyes lit up! (Thumbs up/Recommend!)
As a result, the third request for help in the help section was posted by several people.
Title: Help! Need help online! It's urgent!
Ken Kaneki: How do I get people from the forum to cross over into my world?
Stranger: Grab a mature woman's doujinshi, draw a magic circle with the drawing skills of a five-year-old, shout "Pineapple Pineapple Honey!" and you can travel to your world! (doge)
Tatsumi: Really?
Ken Kaneki: ?
stranger:?
Kazuma Sato:?
Ah...what's going on?
How come there's suddenly a stranger here?
When did you arrive?
Why is there no news at all?
For a moment, Leng Mo and the other two scratched their heads, completely unaware of when this newcomer had appeared.
Chapter Seven: Kazuma Sato: Thanks for the invitation. I just arrived in this other world, and I don't know where I am.
Kaneki Ken: No, when did you come in?
Tatsumi: Me? I don't know. This thing just popped into my head on the way here. Is this the technology of the capital? It's amazing!
Kaneki Ken: ...
stranger:……
Kazuma Sato: Oh no, this guy still hasn't realized how this could possibly be from his side. *Facepalm*
Tatsumi: Is there a problem? You're from the capital, right?
Stranger: Should we explain the situation to the newbie first, or solve the problem first?
Kaneki Ken: Let's take care of the newbies first, to avoid any accidents.
Stranger: Okay.
Tatsumi: ? Aren't you from the capital?
Stranger: No, we're not even from your world. Simply put, we're from another world. We only have this forum because we can chat like this. If you don't believe me, I can prove it.
Tatsumi: Hmm...that's a bit unbelievable. How can you prove it?
Stranger: Just shout "Aba aba aba," and the magical girl will transform.
Kaneki Ken: ...
Good grief! Are you trying to scam me right off the bat?
Sato Kazuma:......
I started to wonder if the new bride's dress was pretty.
Tatsumi: Really? I'll give it a try. Abba aba aba—Magical Girl Transformation!! Ah! I'm glowing!!
Kaneki Ken: ...
He is a pure and innocent person.
Sato Kazuma:......
You're too easily convinced!
Tatsumi: Oh wow! That's amazing! The yellow dress is so pretty! I never thought I could wear such a nice dress. It would look so good on a girl! I believe it! So here's the problem: how do I get rid of it? I can't get the dress off no matter what I do.
Ken Kaneki: Goodnight, Malagebako.
Kazuma Sato: Goodnight, Malagebako.
Tatsumi: ?
Tatsumi: Have I offended you in any way? (Completely bewildered.JPG)
Kaneki Ken: No, what's wrong?
Tatsumi: Then why are you all cursing me?
Kaneki Ken: ...
Sato Kazuma:......
Kazuma Sato: That's just... abrupt.
Stranger: They mean goodnight. "Malegba" is a contact transformation. They didn't insult you.
Tatsumi: I see, I understand, thank you everyone.
Kazuma Sato: So what's going on with this absurd situation?! What were they thinking, using "Goodnight Malagebazi" as a way to undo the transformation?!
Stranger: Even if you say that, there's nothing I can do. It wasn't my decision!
Ken Kaneki: Give up. In just a few short hours, I've learned a lesson.
Kazuma Sato:?
Ken Kaneki: The more humans think, the more they will reach a dead end.
Stranger: So what exactly are you trying to say?
Kaneki Ken: I've given up thinking! Kazuma!
Kazuma Sato: There are so many things to complain about, I don't even know how to begin... *puffs up face and remains silent*.JPG
Tatsumi: ?
Kazuma Sato: Don't worry about it, you'll be joining us soon.
Tatsumi: ?
Kaneki Ken: Now that the newbies' issues are resolved, let's try time travel. Are you all ready?
Stranger: Let me look. I happen to have a mature woman doujinshi at home. Then I draw a crooked magic circle...
Kazuma Sato: You've put me in a difficult position! Where am I supposed to find mature woman doujinshi late at night? And why mature woman doujinshi? Can't I find loli, teenage girl, mature woman, or married woman doujinshi?
Kaneki Ken: ...
Stranger: Saying all this is useless! Let's see if it works first! Pineapple, pineapple, honey—!!!
Kaneki Ken: You're here? I don't see you. Did you go somewhere else?
Kazuma Sato: Where is he? Why has he disappeared again?
Tatsumi: A mature woman's doujinshi? What's that?
Ken Kaneki: It's like those erotic novels, the kind with older sisters, like mature women's books.
Tatsumi: I understand. I also really like older sisters. I really want one too. I'll give it a try.
Kazuma Sato: Wait, you don't even know what an "older sister doujinshi" is? You must be from a less developed world. Why would you have something like that?
Tatsumi: Because of Iyeas, he gave me his treasured little yellow book when he went to the capital, and now it comes in handy.
Kazuma Sato: Although I don't know Ieyasu, he is obviously a pioneer of our generation!
Tatsumi: Let me see... I'll draw a crooked magic circle... and put the mature woman doujinshi on it...
Stranger: Why not?
Kazuma Sato: Is that not allowed?! What about Tatsumi?
Tatsumi: I'll try... jackfruit!
Kazuma Sato: How is it?
Tatsumi: No response.
Stranger: Hmm...did we do something wrong?
Kazuma Sato: Does the forum not like mature female characters? How about trying a loli?
Kaneki Ken: No way? This shouldn't be a matter of fetish, right?
Stranger: That doesn't make sense. Mature women are a top-tier category, after all. This is one of my treasured possessions; I usually don't even want to show it off. To be honest, it's quite discouraging.
Kazuma Sato: I'm starting to wonder what your "mature woman" persona actually is. Do you have any pictures? A friend of mine wants to know.
Stranger: No way, this is one of my treasured possessions. Even a mature woman's portrait won't do; looks like I'll have to use a magical girl picture or drawing of Kaneki!
Kaneki Ken: ...
Kazuma Sato: NO—!!! How could you say that?! If this actually works… ugh… I'll go try it. I remember there were pictures of Kaneki in magical girl form before, wow! Kaneki, you look so good in women's clothes!
Tatsumi: ?
Kaneki Ken: ...
Kazuma Sato: Watch me copy! It's not easy to find paper and pen in the middle of the night, and it's windy in the stable, yay! I'll draw a crooked magic circle on the ground, draw a circle... yay!
Kaneki Ken: Kazuma… you don’t really think you can get away with using my magical girl portrait? That’s impossible. No matter how outrageous it is, it can’t possibly work. Give up. (Realizing things are going badly.)
Kazuma Sato: Pineapple Pineapple! Ah—! I'm glowing! I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
Kaneki Ken: ...
stranger:……
Ken Kaneki: Now that things have come to this, stranger, is there anything you want to tell me?
Stranger: Believe me! I didn't do it on purpose! I'm innocent!
Kaneki Ken: Do you think anyone here will believe your nonsense? RNM! Stranger! (Swearing/cursing)
Tatsumi: ...
Stranger: This is outrageous! It's not my fault at all! Who knows I just casually said something and it worked! This has nothing to do with me! I'm a victim too!
Ken Kaneki: What you said makes a lot of sense, but RNM! Stranger!
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