Is this okay?

Stranger: If it wasn't us, who else could have happened to come looking for you and encountered something strange?

Shu Ouma: What?! Aren't you guys weirdos?!

Stranger: What! You actually think we're weird or low-class things!

Tatsumi: You saw how peacefully a monster passed away in our hands.

Shu Ouma: Hiss!!!

Kazuma Sato: You're only just realizing it?

Shu Ouma: Isn't this forum weird? Aren't you weird too?

Senior Xiaoyuan: Isn't that obvious? Have you ever seen your weird side be as friendly as ours?

Shu Ouma: ...

When I watched you guys beating each other up, you didn't seem friendly at all.

Homura Akemi: So, Shu Ouma, do you have any leads regarding the resurrection?

Shu Ouma: I don't know either...

Lani: Then tell me what you know, preferably who has killed the monster.

Shu Ouma: Yuzuriha Inori! Yuzuriha Inori from Funeral Parlor has killed monsters. Before that, she was an online singer. Because of the appearance of monsters, she became a hero who uses monsters to kill them.

stranger:……

Is this destiny?

Lani: I see. So you use monsters to kill monsters?

Stranger: So, if you kill another monster with another monster, it won't revive?

Kazuma Sato: That's not right. If killing a monster can lead to resurrection, there's no reason why it shouldn't be possible to resurrect. That doesn't make sense!

Stranger: Is it possible that the monster killed by the monster didn't actually die, but was instead devoured by another monster, so it doesn't count as dead?

Shu Ouma: Hiss!!!

Melina: If that's the case, the monster being devoured is, in a sense, equivalent to two monsters? Although I don't know what will happen, it's obviously very dangerous.

Lani: When two monsters with different rules are merged, it is very likely that a rule of death will emerge no matter which way you look at it.

Shu Ouma: What?! So we humans use supernatural beings to kill them...?

Homura Akemi: As expected, the last and largest monster will be created.

Shu Ouma: How could this be... We finally had a glimmer of hope... but it just turned out to be despair...

Senior Xiaoyuan: If we don't do anything about it, this world will probably be destroyed in the end.

Shu Ouma: There's nothing we can do! There's really nothing we can do!! We finally managed to use monsters to kill monsters... and it turns out that's the truth. If this gets out... is there any hope left for humanity?

Kirito: Miracles and magic do exist.

Senior Xiaoyuan: Why don't we just let Amo use miracles and magic to take down the monster?

Stranger: Yes, if we wipe out all the monsters with miracles and magic, the people of this world will surely have a bright future.

Shu Ouma: Is it really okay?

Stranger: Ta-ga! Kotovalu!

Shu Ouma: What?!?

Stranger: Are we your nannies? Why do you need us to do this? All of humanity's achievements to date are due to our own efforts!

Senior Xiaoyuan: Amo! What exactly are you trying to say?! (Funny.JPG)

Stranger: Madoka-senpai! I'm not human... Pshaw! No! What I mean is, why don't you, Ouma Shu, think about yourself? Why do you have to rely on us strangers?

Shu Ouma: Can I really do it?

Stranger: You can do it now!

Xiaoyuan-senpai: That's right!

Kaneki Ken: Believe in yourself!

Tatsumi: The moment you join this forum, your own power can influence the whole world!

Kazuma Sato: You have transcended life and death, transcended the world. Young man, you need to see yourself clearly!

Tokisaki Kurumi: ...

Misaka Mikoto: Indeed, after joining this forum, I gained the power to change the world.

Altair: ...

Misaka Blast Fist is one thing, but this guy is really naive.

But! Are you sure the others aren't deliberately pushing newcomers into a fire pit?

Luckily, I'm a girl. In this forum, as long as you're a girl, don't get too close to these guys, and have a quiet personality, you won't be targeted by these bastards.

— "Madoka-senpai's Beginner's Guide VER1.0.0.0"

Shu Ouma: Can I really do this?!

Stranger: Of course!

Kaneki Ken: Go for it!!

Tatsumi: Go for it!

Kazuma Sato: Don't stop!!

Shu Ouma: What do you want me to do?! If it's possible to save time—I'll do anything! Teach me!!

Tokisaki Kurumi: ...

Oh no, this newbie has fallen into a trap.

Ningguang: ...

You guys are really idiots, making someone determined to give up their life, only to make them lose their right to be human.

Stranger: You can just ask in the help section later. (Funny.JPG)

Kaneki Ken: That's right, we're waiting for you. (Funny.JPG)

Tatsumi: Me too.JPG

Kazuma Sato: We believe you can do it!

Homura Akemi: ...

Senior Xiaoyuan: ……

Stranger: But before that, I must remind you that you cannot save everyone by yourself. Even if you take all the blame upon yourself, in the end, you will be the only one who gets hurt, and others won't even thank you. You must find a complete solution, even if it means many people will die, but it will offer endless hope.

Shu Ouma: If I take on all the burdens, then no one will have to sacrifice themselves, right?

Stranger: Ha! Narrow-minded! People die every day in the world. Do you want to stop dying every day? The world would be in chaos!

Shu Ouma: This...

Stranger: Nobody can do that. What you need most right now is to give everyone hope. For example, I've already thought of something for you.

Shu Ouma: What is that!?

Stranger: The Complete Book of Weird Rules, a book that records all the strange rules of this world. As long as you eliminate the strange things according to the rules, then everything... hope... will keep appearing!

Shu Ouma: !!!!!! Hope!! Tell me quickly—where is the Complete Book of Weird Rules!

Stranger: I don't know, but you can ask using miracles and magic. As long as the conditions for a miracle or magic are met, what you want will appear!

Shu Ouma: Ohh ...

Shu Ouma instantly became excited.

At that moment, he was unaware that he had already stepped into a latrine, and he didn't even feel anything.

Meanwhile, Leng Mo, Tatsumi, Kaneki, and Kazuma all wore friendly and kind smiles.

……

Forum, help section.

Subject: How exactly can I obtain the complete list of bizarre rules?

Shu Ouma: How exactly can I obtain the Complete Guide to Strange Rules?

Stranger: Of course, it's shouting in front of someone you know, "I, a magical girl, have finally remembered! That's right! I am the legendary magical girl full of hope! Sakura! Mitsu! Shu! Aba aba aba! Magical girl transformation!" (doge.JPG)

Shu Ouma: ? ? ? ?

Tatsumi: ? ? ? Good heavens! I'm just speechless! A series of traps??

Ken Kaneki: Wow! This is even more terrifying than the social death I experienced back then. Just imagining the scene... tsk tsk tsk.

Kazuma Sato: Just thinking about this scene makes me shudder.

Kirito: If someone were to shout this out in front of someone who knows me... my life as a human would be over!

Senior Xiaoyuan: Is this a case of killing someone by breaking their spirit?

Altair: Someone who knows Ouma Shu... isn't that just a classmate from school?

Kurumi Tokisaki: Let's drop out of school. It's not too late.

Misaka Mikoto: A guy who shouts that he's a magical girl in front of people he knows... and the last sentence... cough cough cough... I can't take it anymore, he's been taken to Bengbu, and they've already excavated a villa for him.

Homura Akemi: Are you playing a card game?! Who can stand this?!

Liku: You can't come up with this kind of chain reaction without decades of brain thrombosis, damn it! Amo!

Hugh: Ah Mo! Bad!!

Lani: I don't know what it will look like, but it'll definitely be hell.

Melina: Even hell isn't this scary... for a human being.

Condensation: There are gate types!!

Shu Ouma: No? What's going on? This is okay? You guys aren't kidding, are you?

Stranger: No, it's true.

Shu Ouma: This is actually possible?! Are you kidding me?

Senior Xiaoyuan: This is true, Amo isn't lying to you. Ask other people if you don't believe me.

Altair: ...

Tokisaki Kurumi: ...

Homura Akemi: I hate to admit it... but it's true.

Kazuma Sato: Shu! Didn't you already make up your mind? You're willing to give up anything, and now the opportunity is right in front of you!

Shu Ouma: But... this...

Kaneki Ken: Cough cough cough! You have to believe in yourself!

Shu Ouma: But...

Tatsumi: True enlightenment is about bravely forging ahead on a road full of cesspools!

Shu Ouma: ...

Isn't your analogy a bit too exaggerated?

is this real?

Why do I feel like you guys are just here to make fun of me?

Stranger: Ji, you should think of it this way: since you all have no hope anyway, why not give it a try? What if it works? Even if it doesn't, there's no loss. Just say you were possessed by a monster. That's the rule.

Shu Ouma: That's how it is... but...

Stranger: Believe in yourself! Shu! As long as you forge ahead with unwavering determination, you will surpass your own limits! Shu Master!

Shu Ouma: ...

Kaneki Ken: Pfft!