Is this okay?

Kaneki Ken: ...

Madoka-senpai: Actually, how should I put it... miracles and magic are pretty good.

Tatsumi: It's a bit of a rip-off.

Kazuma Sato: Why risk death if you can accomplish it without resorting to such methods?

Stranger: That's right! The initiative is in our own hands, and then we can make San San do things she doesn't want to do! Hehehe!

Kurumi Tokisaki: Oh my, so Amo likes me? If you help me, maybe I really will fall for you. (Smiling face.JPG)

stranger:?

Hill: ?

Kurumi Tokisaki: ?

Senior Xiaoyuan: Wow! This person is so shameless, using a honey trap!

Stranger: Exactly! Doesn't she know her place? How dare she think I like her!

Kaneki Ken: Amo would like that? Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!

Kazuma Sato: It's so great that Amo has someone he likes! Kidnap him, threaten him, and do some terrible things to him. Hehehe!

Tatsumi: Me too.JPG

Stranger: What a great thing!?! San San! I like you! You're my goddess! Kidnap her, then at the crucial moment I'll turn around and run. Just thinking about your bewildered faces makes me incredibly excited! Search

Liku: Amo, you're such a bastard.

Hugh: Agreed.

Stranger: Thank you for the compliment. I will continue to work hard.

Tokisaki Kurumi: ...

Melina: I can't imagine what it would be like for Amo to like someone... Lani, you're just like her.

Lani: I don't care, as long as my king can stay with me until the end.

Melina: emmm...

Homura Akemi: Do you really think this guy's head is filled with those kinds of things? You can imagine they're things you just can't accept...

Stranger: For example... such a beautiful and aloof girl like Xiaoyan dancing to Shin Takarajima in the street. (Funny.JPG)

Homura Akemi: Ability activated! Sacrifice a Kyubey! Go to the public women's restroom and have a stomachache for an hour!

stranger:?

Senior Xiaoyuan: I called 110 and asked the police to wait at the door.

Stranger: Wait... I... my stomach is starting to hurt... Ah! You bastard, you actually started the monster attack?! I can't accept this!!

Kaneki Ken: Pfft, well done!

Kazuma Sato: Pleasure.JPG

Cane: Hey, weren't you guys coming to find me?

Stranger: I'm busy! My stomach hurts!

Cane: Then I'll wait until you finish pulling...

Stranger: We'll see!

cane:……

……

In the blink of an eye, Leng Mo was completely helpless against Homura Akemi's rule-based attacks. After all, his normal state was just that he was immortal, and his strength wasn't much greater than that of an ordinary person, since he was Muzan's ultimate being.

That was a complete disaster!

You must know that Homura Akemi's normal state is the Flame Demon. What is the Flame Demon? It is a terrifying being capable of manipulating the Law of Cycles.

So... you have to take a dump whether you want to or not!

Unless I transform into a magical girl, but thinking about it carefully, I'd rather just take a dump.

People just like compromises...

Although she could hide and transform, Homura Akemi would probably be overjoyed in that situation, sacrificing a Kyubey every hour, leaving her to spend her days in women's clothing.

Let's just poop...

For a moment, Leng Mo had no choice but to accept it.

But it doesn't matter!

This is perfect opportunity!

In the blink of an eye, Leng Mo used the characteristics of an ultimate life form to instantly change his appearance. He became blond, red-eyed, 1.9 meters tall, exuding an aura of royalty, wearing a flashy golden outfit, and then green lip gloss.

That's right!

Leng Mo disguised himself as Dior!

"Hmph! Taking a dump in the women's restroom is nothing to KONODIO!!"

In an instant, Leng Mo was filled with confidence and arrogance. With a smug look on his face, he pushed open the door of the villa and walked with the cat-like steps of a model toward the public women's restroom next door.

As long as I keep framing Dior, the real Dior will soon appear before me!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

……

About three minutes later, Leng Mo stood in front of the public restroom with his hands on his hips, staring at the women's restroom with a merciless expression.

"Great, I just need to pretend I couldn't hold it in and went into the wrong restroom!"

In the blink of an eye, Leng Mo strode forward with the air of Dior, exuding a sense of elegance and arrogance.

Then... there is no more...

An hour later, Leng Mo washed his hands and walked out of the women's restroom without any mercy.

"Hmph! Nothing special!"

result……

"Officer, this is the man! I saw him go into the women's restroom and he hasn't come out for an hour." A little girl in pink stood in front of the police officer and pointed at Leng Mo, saying innocently.

Upon hearing this, the policeman frowned, stared at Leng Mo, and immediately said:

"You, come with me!"

"..."

It's you, right? Little! Round! Senior!

Leng Mo saw through Xiao Yuan's disguise at a glance. This guy must have been waiting for a long time, seizing the opportunity to trick him.

As expected of you, you saw through my disguise in an instant!

But unfortunately! Your schemes are useless against me!

"Heh heh! You want to arrest me? Arrest this cold...Dio!?"

"Enough with the nonsense, come with me!"

"Oh, then you'll need to get closer."

"What are you so arrogant about, you pervert!"

In the blink of an eye, the police pulled out handcuffs to arrest Leng Mo, but in that instant, Leng Mo vanished.

"Um!?"

When the police came to their senses, they realized that Leng Mo was already standing behind them.

"Muda muda muda! You're useless against me, Dio! Hahahaha!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Leng Mo turned and ran, his movements were practiced and his speed was fast.

Even when passing by a little boy eating a lollipop, he wouldn't forget to snatch the lollipop from him, smash it on the ground in front of him, and stomp on it several times.

"Hahahaha! I, Dior, am the Emperor!!"

"Wow--!"

The bewildered little boy burst into tears, while Leng Mo had already run away.

"You bastard! You're even taking a kid's lollipop! Stop right there!"

The pursuing police were shocked and filled with anger as they rushed forward, determined to bring Dior to justice!

We will never let a villain like you get away with this!

That's right! I'm going to risk my entire career!

Keep going! Keep going!

In an instant, the police ran like the wind towards the end of the street, leaving the comically dressed senior standing there.

Chapter 381 I've never seen such a strange person before!

On the street, a yellow figure ran around, laughing loudly and arrogantly at those around him.

"WRYYYYYYYYY—! Your master is number one! You disgusting guys, like frogs peeing in a sewer, will never catch KONO Dior! Hahahaha!"

"Stop right there! You pervert!"

The police behind them quickly gave chase, shouting angrily at those ahead.

However, the louder he shouted, the happier the yellow figure in front of him became, and it even made sarcastic remarks.

"Muda muda muda! You think you can catch me, Dio? No way! I can kick over the trash can next to me!" After saying that, Leng Mo kicked over the surrounding trash cans, which immediately caused a frenzy among the people around him.

Soon, cylindrical security robots began to appear all over the street, emitting loud noises as they chased after Leng Mo.

The street suddenly became chaotic, and people around hurriedly made way for it.

However, some well-meaning people tried to help, but Leng Mo kicked them away on the spot, causing them instant pain.

Then... in a fit of rage, he began to relentlessly pursue Leng Mo.

This cycle continued, and more and more people chased Leng Mo on the streets, making it seem like some kind of large-scale event.

About ten minutes later.

The police officer was completely exhausted. Despite ten minutes of frantic acceleration, the distance didn't seem to be shortening. He could only stand there, panting heavily.

"Headquarters, headquarters, we need backup..."

Left with no other option, he had to request assistance.

then……

Woohoo! Woohoo!

Soon, countless police cars sped through the streets in pursuit, and things became quite lively.

Faced with this situation, how could the TV reporter let this opportunity pass? Although they didn't know what had happened, it was sure to be big news.

And so the TV station began broadcasting the current situation frantically.

……

At that moment, the real Dior was resting in his villa.

After Vanilla Ice died, he quietly began to push forward with his plans, but unfortunately, he didn't have much of an opportunity for the time being.

So he could only wait quietly, sitting on the sofa in the living room, drinking coffee and listening to music.

I happily turned on the TV to kill time.

Then I saw on TV a guy who looked exactly like me being chased by countless police cars.

"What?!?"

He stared wide-eyed in disbelief, his heart filled with shock and anger.

"Damn it! Someone dares to impersonate me, Dior! They're asking for it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the coffee cup in his hand was crushed and shattered, with shards scattered all over the floor.