Is this okay?

Kazuma Sato: Doesn't this mean—I'm the only one who might die?!

Ken Kaneki: Yes.

Stranger: Basically, yes.

Kazuma Sato: You guys... why aren't you comforting me at all... (bursts into tears)

Kaneki Ken: How do you want us to comfort you?

Stranger: Is your little skirt actually quite pretty? Every man has a girlish heart, and you are now the complete embodiment of every man? So what if you die? Your human life ends, but your perverted life has just begun?

Kazuma Sato: So your company's demise is unavoidable?

Stranger: Yes, you need to learn to accept reality.

Sato Kazuma:......

Kazuma Sato: You did that on purpose! You definitely said that on purpose!

Stranger: Yes, isn't that why you asked me to comfort you?

Kazuma Sato: What kind of consolation is this?! So what exactly happened? Why were the three of us grown men tricked like this by miracles and magic...?! (Frustrated)

Ken Kaneki: Please don't compare yourself to us. We're not like you. We were tricked, you brought it on yourself. We're fundamentally different.

Sato Kazuma:......

I am going to kill you!

Where is my knife?

Stranger: So, Kazuma, how did you get onto this forum?

Kazuma Sato: I don't know either. I was working hard and suddenly a webpage popped up in front of me, so I clicked on it out of curiosity. Then I saw your help post and followed the instructions, and it actually worked! I thought my cheat code had finally arrived, but it turned out to be a trap!

stranger:……

Ken Kaneki: Moving bricks... Looks like it's not easy for you either.

Kazuma Sato: Right?! Finally, someone understands my pain! I thought being reincarnated into another world with a goddess by my side would make me a hero, defeating the demon king and living a life of glory. But this goddess is a total disaster! She's useless at everything, only good for eating, and her brain is full of cat-like nonsense! I can't even beat a frog when I go out! It's so miserable… I've slept in the horse stable so many times… Waaaaaah…

Kaneki Ken: Ah, this...

Stranger: We sympathize with your plight, but that's not important! What's important is that we break free from the transformation!

Kazuma Sato: That's right!

Ken Kaneki: Let's split up. I noticed the problem was with this forum before, let's see what we can find!

Stranger: Begin! Action!

Leng Mo immediately started searching the forum after ending the chat. The forum was very simple, with only two sections: the help section and the chat section.

The chat area is like a chat room, where online users can talk freely.

The help section is different; Leng Mo, as a helper, cannot post a request for help there.

But it doesn't matter!

Leng Mo can simply register as someone seeking help.

I acted on my thoughts immediately, and in no time at all, my hands were clapping away on the keyboard.

then!

Miracles and magic have no turning back; the helper cannot become the one asking for help. Have some self-awareness, okay?

"..."

Leng Mo was completely bewildered by the sudden pop-up window.

God, miracles and magic have no turning back.

God the hell, those who help cannot be those who need help!

God the hell, you should have some self-awareness!

You absolutely did this on purpose! You did it on purpose!

Wreeeeeeeeeeee! !

Sitting in front of the computer, Leng Mo was so annoyed by the prompt that he almost punched the computer to pieces. If he hadn't been so poor and reluctant to spend the money, the computer in front of him would have been destroyed long ago.

But it doesn't matter!

Qi returns to Qi, and three parts return to the original Qi.

No, it's not that I'm angry, but I can't take it out on the innocent computer, since I still need it to make a living.

Just then, a message came from the chat room.

Ken Kaneki: I've discovered I can't ask for help anymore; it says my request count is zero. What about you guys?

Kazuma Sato: Oh! I see! I can post a request for help now! Where's the stranger?

Stranger: Miracles and magic have no turning back. Helpers cannot become those who need help. Have some self-awareness. Mwah.

Ken Kaneki: ?

Kazuma Sato:?

Stranger: This is what the forum told me after I spent ages filling out the forms to apply for help.

Kaneki Ken: ...

Sato Kazuma:......

Strangers: Can you feel my pain?! I spent half a day painstakingly filling out these forms! And then, it was all for nothing.

Kazuma Sato: Ah, this...

Ken Kaneki: It's not a big problem. Compared to our current situation, it's nothing!

Stranger: Okay... so what's the situation with asking for help?

Kaneki Ken: Do you think it might be because of the help-seeking post? I asked for help before, and a stranger answered, and then I transformed after following the instructions.

Stranger: Hmmm... now that you mention it, it might be possible. Although we don't know the underlying principle, we can now recreate the situation we just encountered.

Kazuma Sato: Oh! That makes sense! I'll go ask for help right now? How do I ask for help? Following the same format as Kaneki did?

Kaneki Ken: I think it's a good idea. If possible, hurry up. I've been standing in this cold alley for almost an hour, and I'm getting a bit chilly. Why don't these magic and miracles keep me warm?

Stranger: I don't know if it keeps you warm, but I do know that this miracle and magic is a scam!

Kazuma Sato: It doesn't really matter how you answer this question, I'll go ask for help first. Strangers, please be careful with your replies.

Stranger: Okay!

The next second, a small window popped up in the lower left corner of Lengmo's webpage.

beep beep.

There is a new request for help in the help section. Please be aware if you are willing to help.

Help section.

Title: Help! I'm dying! I'm dying!

Kazuma Sato: I transformed into a magical girl, but I can't turn back! What should I do? I need help urgently!

Upon seeing Sato Kazuma's plea for help, Leng Mo's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he quickly typed out a line of text on the keyboard.

Stranger: Miracles and magic are a trap! Just say 'Transformation canceled' and you're good to go! (doge)

Whether we live or die depends on this moment!

Kazuma Sato: Okay! I'll give it a try!

Stranger: How was it?

Kazuma Sato: It's no use! Did we do something wrong?

Ken Kaneki: Hmm... Thinking about it carefully, are we overlooking something?

Kazuma Sato: Could it be because I made it too simple?

Ken Kaneki: What do you mean by "simple"? Our format matches the previous ones perfectly. Is it because the slogan is simple?

Stranger: No way! Do I have to say "Goodnight, you son of a bitch!" and the transformation will be canceled? No way! If it were that easy, I'd do a live stream of myself washing my hair upside down!

Kaneki Ken: Goodnight, you bastard!

stranger:……

Sato Kazuma:......

I suspect you're targeting me, Kaneki!

So that I would do a live stream of myself washing my hair while doing a handstand.

Ken Kaneki: Holy crap!! I've deactivated my transformation!!

Kazuma Sato:?

stranger:?

Kazuma Sato: This doesn't seem real at all, does it?

Stranger: Kaneki... I think you're acting against us.

Kaneki Ken: No! I really deactivated my transformation! I'm going home now, let's talk when I get home! See you later!

Ken Kaneki has been removed from the game.

stranger:……

Sato Kazuma:......

Stranger: Do you think it's true?

Kazuma Sato: I don't know... but Kaneki's gone, it must be true, right? There's no reason for him to lie to us, is there?

Stranger: Want to give it a try?

Kazuma Sato: Let's give it a try!

Stranger: Goodnight, you son of a bitch! Holy crap!

Kazuma Sato: What's wrong?

then……

There's no after that.

Leng Mo simply disappeared.

Half an hour later...

Kazuma Sato: Where are you?! Stranger, where are you?! How come you suddenly disappeared?!

Stranger: You know what? I sat in that chair for half an hour, deep in thought, and I just couldn't figure out why this could work... Why? Why is this happening?

Kazuma Sato: What the hell! Why?! You disappeared on purpose, didn't you?! 凸(艹皿艹)——! I stupidly hid in the bathroom and waited for you for half an hour before asking you! I'm so angry! ——Goodnight! You son of a bitch!

You're a total rip-off too!

Chapter Four: Why? Why did this happen?

The world of ghouls.

Kaneki Ken cautiously walked out of the alley and felt moved as he looked at the surrounding streets and passersby.

Survived!

Although the events were somewhat convoluted and bizarre, I survived!

"It's always best to wear your own clothes."

Kaneki Ken touched his clothes with a sense of longing and smiled with relief.

Although the Pretty Cure dress is beautiful, the material is delicate, and it feels great, he still feels more comfortable in his own clothes. He didn't know how to cherish it before, and only after losing it did he realize how touching this men's clothing was.

Miracles and magic are a trap!

However, thinking back to what happened with the ghoul before, something was very wrong. If it was just a normal case of being targeted, that ghoul woman would never have said those things.

What is the main character, and why does he transform?