Nobody knows how to be a villain better than me.

"stop!"

However, as soon as Samael turned around behind the tree, a sudden cold voice from behind stopped him, causing the ancient snake to stiffen slightly and turn around awkwardly to look back.

Just moments ago, Goyangskaya had been glaring at everyone with a cold expression, but now her face softened, revealing a bright smile as she extended a warm invitation.

"Why are you in such a hurry to leave? The night is still long. Let's sit down and have something to eat together..."

"Uh, wouldn't that be too much trouble?"

Samael politely declined, intending to refuse.

"How could that be? Tomorrow we'll be partners who fight side by side and are completely honest with each other. Of course we should share the delicious food together."

Koyanskaya didn't care. She stepped forward and stared intently at the man whose appearance was blurry and changing before her. Her smile grew wider, and she deliberately emphasized certain words. At the end, she changed the subject and looked at someone who was eavesdropping with a quiet gaze.

"Or are you looking down on us and don't want to cooperate?"

"How could that be! Now that you mention it, I'm hungry too!"

Samael smiled and turned around, gladly accepting the invitation, and followed Koyanskaya obediently to sit down in front of the tablecloth.

The fox spirit nodded in satisfaction and sat down naturally next to the man. She took a spare bowl and chopsticks from the food box brought by the two witch maids, handed it to Samael next to her, and took the initiative to serve food to the guest.

"Hmm, the tempura is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the shrimp meat is firm and sweet, crisp and bouncy, this is delicious; the miso soup is fresh and delicious, the simmering heat is just right, it tastes good; this, this, and this, hmm, all are good..."

Unable to refuse her hospitality, Samael was full of praise for Koyanskaya's warm welcome and Amber's culinary skills.

The princess, who had just been feeling guilty for her slip of the tongue, kept glancing back and forth at the couple in front of her, who seemed oblivious to everyone else, one serving food and the other patiently tasting it, their faces beaming with smiles. Her eyes gleamed with a strange light.

They're having an affair!

Hmph, they were all acting like they were dying just now, but as soon as the Tohsaka family's Heroic Spirits appeared, they all started hooking up.

Absolutely right!

"Next is dessert: strawberry ice cream and handmade matcha. Please enjoy."

As the picnic continued and the festive atmosphere warmed up, Amber, pulling her still bewildered sister Emerald along, quietly knelt before the tablecloth to serve them. From another food box, she took out each carefully prepared dish and respectfully presented them to Samael and Koyanskaya.

Anastasia looked at the four people enjoying themselves, lost in thought.

Yes, what a lovely family of four.

Half an hour later, the dishes were scattered everywhere, everyone was full and satisfied, and the banquet came to a perfect end. The lively atmosphere gradually turned into a subtle and oppressive feeling amidst the quiet stares.

"Now that we're full, there seems to be nothing to do. How about we play a game?"

Just then, Koyanskaya clapped her hands, breaking the silence, and made a smiling suggestion.

"it is good!"

To avoid an awkward atmosphere, Samael readily agreed.

Koyanskaya smiled with delight, a slight upturn of her lips.

"The rules are simple: starting now, repeat every word the other person said, and the person who makes a mistake has to bark like a dog as punishment."

Immediately, the fox spirit turned to look at Samael beside her, a hint of cunning appearing in her eyes.

"Okay, let's demonstrate first. Starting now, I'll say one sentence and you'll repeat it, up to ten sentences. No mistakes allowed."

"Okay, let's demonstrate first. Starting now, I'll say one sentence and you'll repeat it, up to ten sentences. No mistakes allowed."

Samael's gaze was sharp and discerning, and he took the initiative to speak.

"What's the rush? It hasn't even started yet."

When Samael answered first, Koyanskaya couldn't help but roll her eyes at him.

"What's the rush? It hasn't even started yet."

However, the ancient snake smiled and continued to repeat the answer without hesitation, perfectly avoiding the misleading question.

"Wow, not bad, you reacted quickly."

"Wow, not bad, you reacted quickly."

Samael, already immune to such tricks, gave a decisive answer.

With the advantage of knowing each other inside and out, the ancient snake handled the situation with ease and quickly reached the last question.

Is that all?

Samael smiled smugly, secretly anticipating the wail of a certain canine. It seemed like it had been a long time since he had teased a fox; he really missed it.

Koyanskaya's smile grew even brighter, her eyes gradually narrowing into crescents, revealing a fox-like cunning, and her slightly parted lips uttered a playful utterance.

"I love you……"

"..."

Samael's smile froze. Under Goyanskaya's expectant yet teasing gaze, he remained silent for a long time before finally opening his mouth slowly and uttering a clear, monosyllabic word without any expression.

"Wang!"

“You…!”

Instantly, Gao Yangskaya's pretty face turned as black as the bottom of a pot, her cheeks twitched violently, and a murderous impulse welled up in her heart.

Chapter 211 Me and My Unborn Fox Spirit (4.5k)

Inside the woods, after their entertainment ended, in a subtly awkward atmosphere, Amber and Emerald tidied up the messy cups and plates. Without a word, they helped Anastasia, who was holding a fairy puppet and wanted to stay and listen to the gossip, to her feet. They bowed respectfully to the two people sitting opposite them and then took their leave.

"Sister, could it be that he really is ours..."

After a moment, Emerald, who wasn't very good at thinking, stepped out of the bushes and couldn't help but ask a question, though she hesitated to speak.

"In a sense, that is indeed the case..."

Wu Jinghu smiled faintly and nodded. Seeing that her younger sister was still somewhat puzzled, she leisurely reminded her.

"Misaki City, the baptism of God".

It's him!

Suddenly, Emerald realized something, and her mind involuntarily recalled the scene from that night when the savior, who came from the light and was as beautiful as a jewel, baptized them, bestowed grace upon them, and led them out of their suffering.

Indeed, that was their common father.

They themselves are chosen by fortune as divine children, and it is their duty to serve them.

A father-daughter relationship in another sense.

However, this predetermined fate was interrupted by the current master, who preemptively seized it.

However, from another perspective, that person is the deity served by the priestesses, and also their nominal common "mother".

A family of four, so it seems like there's no problem with that.

"Stop, Your Highness. It's best not to disturb the two gentlemen's private time..."

Just as Emerald was beginning to sort out the chaos in her mind, Amber, as if she had eyes in the back of her head, suddenly turned around and smiled at Anastasia, who was hunched over and trying to sneak into the bushes to eavesdrop under the cover of shadows.

"No, I just wanted to wander around after eating, it'll help with digestion, right, Wei?"

“…@＃@！…”

The princess, caught red-handed, forced herself to remain calm. Meanwhile, the puppet fairy, dragged into the mess, let out a low, unintelligible whimper under her master's "caress," serving as evidence.

However, Amber remained unmoved. Her smiling gaze, emanating from her slender frame, created an invisible pressure that made Anastasia even more embarrassed.

"Uh, if there's nothing else, I'll go first..."

Just as the princess, whose skin was thin and who was gradually losing her nerve, was about to back down, her gaze swept over Amber, who was blocking her way, and her azure eyes suddenly narrowed.

"who!"

Having learned from the previous experience of being touched nearby without realizing it, Amber instinctively turned around.

But the moment the maid who was blocking her way turned around, Anastasia immediately turned her head and retreated, intending to continue sneaking in.

"boom!"

However, as the princess's body tilted slightly to the side, a sharp whooshing sound rang out, the tree trunk in front of her shook violently, and a gleaming, sharp naginata disappeared completely.

Anastasia stood frozen in place, while a figure behind her, passing the princess, came to the tree trunk, casually pulled out the naginata, and placed it across the road.

"Where would you like to go? It's not safe at night, so let us accompany you."

At the same time, the shrine maiden Amber turned around, stepped forward, smiled and suggested, casually pulled the head of the broom from her hand, revealing a sharp naginata of the same style on the inside, and explained with a kind expression.

"After all, cleaning is one of our specialties."

As a priestess serving that lord, and a professional maid in the household, she must be meticulous in every aspect.

Therefore, this requires both inner cultivation and external skills.

Maids should not be limited to trivial household chores. They should learn everything from small things like tea ceremony, sword fighting, cooking, poetry, combat, swimming, firearms handling, and wilderness survival, to big things like anti-material sniping, code breaking, political considerations, artillery range finding, passenger plane piloting, nuclear submarine operation, and even strategic and tactical applications. Everything should be within the scope of learning so that they can help their masters solve their problems.

As for where to learn it.

All of these are taught in NFF's professional courses.

The twin priestesses, Amber and Emerald, are the culmination of the first batch of students in the maid training program.

(P.S.: In the original setting and the game, Amber has a pharmacist's license, is highly skilled in cooking, can independently develop the Jade Machine, can fly with a broom, fill the Tohno residence with traps, take out moving plants, and can even use the knife hidden in the broom to perform Iaijutsu; Jade is responsible for cleaning the interior of the Tohno residence, doing laundry, managing all the entrances and exits, and seems to have a brainwashing detective peripheral. The fact that both of them are self-taught and can do such outrageous things makes them definitely good candidates for battle maids. LOL.)

Finally, escorted (or escorted) by two combat maids, the princess had no choice but to reluctantly abandon her idea of ​​sneaking in to spy, and obediently strolled around to digest her food.

As the noise outside gradually subsided, Samael withdrew his gaze from beyond the bushes and couldn't help but shake his head and smile.

"It seems you've taught them both quite well."

"How dare you say that! As a father, how could you be so heartless, abandoning us, mother and daughter, and running away for more than ten years without a trace? Do you know how difficult it was for us to raise them with our own hands and feet?"

However, the fox spirit on the other side immediately put on a tearful look, like a wronged woman who had been abandoned, and began to grumble and accuse a certain irresponsible and unfaithful man.

Koyanskaya's every gesture and tear evokes pity, making one wish to take all the blame upon oneself, punish oneself, and avenge the unparalleled beauty who has been wronged.

"boom!"

But with a sharp slap on the fox's head, the dry, tearless sobbing came to an abrupt halt. Samael, expressionless, gave a cold laugh and began to scold it irritably.

"Come on, it was you who lacked martial ethics and snatched my divine child without even asking what happened. I haven't settled that score with you yet!"

Having undergone thousands of years of spiritual tempering, the ancient serpent has developed considerable resistance to charm skills.

Seeing her tried-and-true talent fail to work, the fox spirit, feeling dejected, rubbed her head and pretended to be the victim, turning the tables on the fox spirit.

"The priestesses are under my jurisdiction. It's you who broke the rules and tried to poach my women first!"

"Alright, alright, it's yours, isn't this your responsibility to raise it?"

Samael rolled his eyes slightly and waved his hand weakly.

"It's good that you admit it!"

Seeing the man's attitude of lying down and giving up, Koyanskaya nodded in satisfaction and arrogantly stretched out her white claws toward Samael.

"what?"

"Child support!"

When Samael asked her in surprise, Koyanskaya asked for her reward without batting an eye, acting as if it were her right.

"I've raised your daughters for so many years, and now two of them at once. Shouldn't you give me some compensation?"

"Help me raise my daughter? Thank you so much!"

"You're welcome."

"..."

For a moment, Samael, who had been mocking and sarcastic, was speechless.

Knowing full well that the fox spirit before him was the type to not act until he saw a benefit, the ancient snake had no choice but to compromise and asked in an annoyed tone.

"Tell me, what are your conditions?"

"So, you're admitting it?!"

Upon hearing this, Koyanskaya beamed with joy, quickly confirming the result. Then, she touched her cheek with a hint of distress, feeling utterly helpless.

"However, not yet. We'll wait until we think of something later."

Seeing the victim across from her, who was confused and only lacked a request, about to speak up to clarify, the cunning vixen immediately rolled her eyes and changed the subject.