Nobody knows how to be a villain better than me.

"How about we change our target and capture someone who can get the truth out of us?"

Merlin's eyes lit up, and he nodded with a sinister smile.

"good idea!"

After handing over the watch duty to Merlin, Samael thought for a moment before turning back to earnestly offer his advice as they were about to part ways.

"I hope you will refrain from taking any action until Quetzalcoatl reveals any clear intention to harm humanity."

"If you doubt someone, don't use them; if you use someone, don't doubt them!"

"What do you mean by 'recklessly attacking'? Do I look like the kind of person who doesn't follow the rules?"

Merlin smiled, his expression completely innocent.

Samael rolled his eyes and walked into the camp behind the bushes.

Everything that needed to be said has been said. As for how much of it this old swindler will listen to, that's up to fate.

Furthermore, whether or not we can completely let go of our wariness of Quetzalcoatl and capture him for questioning tomorrow seems even more important.

So get some rest, recharge your energy, and prepare for a hunt against the gods!

boom!

The next day, deep in the forest, the roar of an explosion echoed in all directions, and broken branches, along with splashed dirt and fallen leaves, rained down.

A prey dressed in a comical tiger mascot costume collapsed to the ground, dazed and confused. Not only was it emitting blue smoke, but its limbs were also tightly bound and suspended by chains.

"Oh, we meet again, Miss Leopard Woman?"

How about you answer one question for me first?

Samael, munching on a piece of smoked meat, walked over with a smile and looked at the deified god dressed as a tiger puppet, who was hanging in mid-air.

"I refuse! You've gone too far, meow! You actually tried to lure a great leopard warrior with delicious food!"

"Four against one, and they even set a trap to ambush you! They have no sportsmanship!"

“If…if you obediently offer the tribute to the cat and beg for its forgiveness, I will forgive you.”

The leopard-man, whose whole body ached, appeared indignant, but his nostrils flared, his head and neck hunched forward, and his gaze followed the smoked meat in Samael's hand, while his mouth frantically secreted saliva.

"Then there's nothing we can do..."

Samael looked regretful, then his expression turned slightly cold as he waved his hand behind him.

"Anna!"

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Chapter 82 Felines Need Training! (Fourth Update)

"laugh!"

A sharp sound ripped through the air, and the leopard-man hanging in the tree had his pupils contract sharply as he frantically nodded his head.

"No, no! I'll talk! I'll tell you everything!"

Samael casually raised his hand, and the scythe that was about to be placed on the leopard man's neck was just stopped.

"Tch, that ridiculous hood is really annoying. I might as well just kill her!"

Anna, standing before the tree, frowned and snorted softly, her purple demonic eyes radiating cold malice.

She could smell a strong stench of blood from the leopard's spirit core.

This guy was definitely not a good person before.

"So, dear Miss Leopard Man, could you tell me why you and Kukulkan came to the Mesopotamian world?"

“You have no shortage of territory, no shortage of faith, no deep hatred for humanity, and not even much connection with this place, unlike those two.”

The ancient serpent paced back and forth, circling the suspended leopard-man two or three times before finally finishing its sentence in a low voice.

"I...I'm a little dizzy. Put me down first, and I'll talk to you when I've calmed down."

"Really?"

"What kind of bad intentions do felines have? I'm a very honest cat!"

Samael slightly raised his hand, and the little girl suppressed her hostility and loosened the chains a little.

The leopard-man, who had fallen headfirst to the ground, brushed off the dead leaves and dirt, then looked around at the bushes before approaching Samael with a strange smile on his face.

You were too careless, meow! Cats are the most cunning creatures!

Just as the leopard-man's eyes flashed with ferocity as he plotted the next steps in his hostage-taking plan, a series of explosions suddenly erupted from all around.

The screams of leopards rose and fell, and streaks of golden light dissipated and disappeared.

Immediately, Merlin and Ishtar clapped their hands and emerged from behind the bushes, looking quite relaxed.

"Is everything resolved?"

Samael glanced sideways at his two teammates, his eyes glancing behind him out of the corner of his eye.

"Not a single one of the orc familiars that were summoned was left!"

"Too easy, they're just weaklings who can't take a beating."

Ishtar clasped her hands behind her head and raised her head in response, but then felt a pang of heartache.

"Tsk, I thought it would be that powerful, but I wasted so many gems!"

A winning game is not only comfortable to play, but it can also save face, which is indeed a good experience. However, the problem is that it is too expensive due to the large number of games available.

“Make a note of the amount of gems thrown out, and I will go back to King Gilgamesh to apply for reimbursement.”

Samael's simple words immediately made Ishtar's eyes light up, despite his initial resentment.

Could it be that I can make another quick buck?

Kid, you're quite knowledgeable. You're definitely someone I've chosen.

Ishtar was overjoyed, and even the way she looked at Samael became several degrees hotter.

To show affection, the goddess subconsciously reached out and patted someone on the shoulder as a gesture of encouragement.

But just as her fingertips were about to touch Samael, a sharp chill jolted her awake, and she jumped back in a panic.

Unfortunately, she still couldn't solve the problem of the underworld's protection.

After simply tossing a few meat bones to a greedy goddess to keep her engaged, Samael smiled and turned to look at the leopard-man who had already reached him.

"So, what are you trying to do, getting so close?"

"Meow...?"

The feline with ill intentions suddenly stiffened, its fur standing on end, instinctively retracting its paws. After a moment's thought, it managed to squeeze out a bewildered expression, its tone becoming docile.

Heh, trying to get away with being cute?

Samael looked at the scheming feline with a cold expression.

"Your group of friends are all dead now, shouldn't you say something?"

"Uh... what should I say? If you say something wrong, Kukul will kill me."

The leopard-man hurriedly shook his head, glancing fearfully into the depths of the dense forest.

“Alright then, Anna, remind her.”

As the purple-haired loli tightened the chains with ill intent and flashed her purple scythe, the leopard man immediately snapped to attention and resignedly lowered his head.

If she says it, she'll be finished later; if she doesn't say it, she'll be finished right now. What choice does she have?

I'll just live one day at a time.

"Kukur and I came here because we were invited, meow!"

Seeing Anna watching him intently from the side, the leopard man hurriedly uttered only half of his answer.

"The will of the world, I know that, so what?"

Samael stared expressionlessly at the stubbornly resisting leopard, his right hand beginning to rise slightly.

"Make amends! Kukul came here not to destroy humanity, but quite the opposite, to make amends for the mistakes she made..."

Under intense pressure, the leopard-man finally crouched down, covering his head, with his ears drooping, and resignedly gave his answer.

“These are too general, and humanity doesn’t want to be enemies with this supreme god, so I need more specific reasons.”

"Since you've already betrayed Quetzalcoatl, you might as well be upfront. What difference does it make if you sell yourself a few times?"

"Besides, we will protect you, provide you with delicious meals three times a day, plenty of meat, and plenty of sleep, so you don't have to work all the time."

Seeing the leopard-man's defenses breached, Samael was somewhat dejected. In a gentle whisper, he offered both encouragement and enticement, and casually slipped a few pieces of smoked meat he had prepared into the god's hand.

“However, Kukul has built the Temple of the Sun deep in the forest, so she has no shortage of magic power. The energy I need to maintain my form can only be provided by her at present.”

"Don't worry, Uruk can afford to support you. There are plenty of magicians at the astrological observatory and witches at the temple; they are very experienced in serving the gods."

The ancient snake crouched down, its fingers and palms unknowingly covering the leopard-man's head, which had orange hair and short ears, and gently stroking it.

"I'm a glorious leopard warrior, meow. It's so annoying that you let me pet you so easily, meow..."

The leopard-man responded with a slightly serious tone, seemingly wanting to maintain his dignity as a god.

"install…"

Samael turned his head slightly, and as soon as he opened his mouth, his fingers were firmly pressed down.

"Ah, but it feels so good, I don't mind, let me pet you a little more, meow meow meow~... mmm meow mmm meow..."

The leopard man's survival instinct was so strong that he reacted very quickly, which made Samael reminisce about his daily life of raising and petting cats at home in his previous life.

Sure enough, all felines are the same; they are very easy to train.

After struggling for a while, the leopard-man, with no way out, finally had no choice but to lay his cards on the table and tell the whole story.

"Although she won both of my battles with Kukul, it led to the extinction of humanity in two Mayan sun ages."

"Therefore, Kukul felt very regretful and remorseful; she truly loved the human species..."

"But what's done is done, and even if you beat me up a dozen times a day, it won't change the reality."

At this point, the leopard-man touched his head, recalling his past painful experiences, which still seemed to cause him faint pain.

Then, she turned her gaze to Samael with a hint of seriousness and emotion in her voice.

"While Kukul was heartbroken and busy venting her anger by beating me up, she sensed another group of humans about to face extinction..."

"The Mayan world was wiped out, but she still had a chance to save it..."

Seeing the look of realization on Samael's face, the leopard-man nodded slightly.

"That's right, it's you, the humans of Mesopotamia!"

Chapter 83 The Way to Keep Humans Domesticated (Fifth Update)

On a sunny afternoon, a group of people walked through a dense forest.

The leopard-man in charge of scouting the way would occasionally turn back and stop, his gaze filled with worry and fear as he looked ahead.

Seeing signs of frequent activity by Quetzalcoatlus in the sky, the puppet-like deity couldn't help but turn its head in protest.

"No! I've said everything I should and shouldn't have said!"

"If I lead you to Kukul's Temple of the Sun again, she really will kill me!"

"They pull out your internal organs, twist off your neck, and stick your head up as a landmark! It's terrifying!"

Samael picked up the honey water and roasted meat, stepped forward, patted the leopard man's shoulder gently, and whispered softly.

“This time, we are representing humanity and trying to reason with Kukulkan.”

"In her mind, you are the culprit who destroyed two human civilizations in the Mayan world. If there is any way to make amends, standing on our side is your only chance to atone for your sins."

"Think about it, if under your guidance, the feathered serpent goddess really fulfills her wish to save mankind, wouldn't her resentment towards you be greatly reduced?"

"Then you won't have to live in fear of getting beaten up every day."