"Senpai Akane, you're late. This neurotic, idiotic couple can't stand it if they don't have a tantrum once a week. One, as the owner, insists on going beeping, while the other, as the pet, insists on killing its owner. In the end, neither of them are human. Just get used to it. I don't understand why there's any need to persuade them..."
Before she finished speaking, she saw Zhu Yin squatting, standing on tiptoe, or looking sideways at the two people playing around, and she couldn't help but wonder:
"What are you looking at, Akane-senpai? Learning moves? These won't be useful. If you want to learn, you'll have to wait."
Everyone understood that Shiyu was secretly speeding, and Zhuyin was no pushover either. These people who wrote novels, drew comics, and made games had long since become impure in their thinking in order to research and cater to readers' preferences.
"I'm looking at their clothes. You see, fighting games have clothes-exploding settings. If Ye Jun's pants accidentally explode, I can't imagine the scene of him using his ultimate move..."
Xiaohui accidentally broke the melon seed shell and kernel together, and then spit it out quietly.
But this action did not escape Shiyu's eyes.
"People who don't talk about awkward topics are usually reserved and reserved. Hui, do you agree?"
Xiaohui: “…”
Seeing that Shiyu's attack power increased exponentially due to her excessive moral integrity, Xiaohui knew that she could not defeat her, so she avoided her attack.
"There shouldn't be any problem. At least everyone is a man of action."
Without them noticing, Sayuri cast a glance towards them. When she didn't feel any unusual aura, she looked away and rubbed her knees with a slightly distressed expression.
At this time, Bai Ye finished with a tiger-crane double form move and finally succeeded in recaptured the little golden retriever.
Although it was a tragic victory at the cost of having tiger tooth marks all over the body, it was all worth it because I successfully maintained my dignity as the owner.
"This...little golden retriever..." After ten seconds of suppression, Bai Ye breathlessly declared his victory, "Watch me and I'll put you in eighteen different positions...Twenty-four Bridges on a Moonlit Night...Thirty-six Forms of Dongxuanzi...Forty-eight Hands of Oedo..."
Shiyu proudly announced her conclusion to Bingtang and Chuhai who came to watch the fun.
"Look, is Xiaobai-kun not a human being?"
Bingtang held his chin, looking just like Bai Ye usually does.
"Eh? Oedo... Forty-eight moves? I don't think I've tried it yet... Besides, it's been a while since Ah Ye started acting like a bad person."
Going out to sea "..."
Not only did Bingtang imitate Bai Ye's actions, but his personality also gradually became closer to Bai Ye's.
"Michiru, wake up!" Chu Hai shook her vigorously, as if he had seen a terrifying future. "You wanted to be a music idol, but becoming a senior will ruin your dream!"
"But...even though Ah Ye is a Hentai, he is very popular with girls."
“Because Hentai is what attracts people to Hentai!”
As soon as Chu Hai finished shouting this, he keenly felt that something was wrong. He looked up and saw everyone staring at him strangely.
"Uh..." The girl's mind raced as she came up with a proper explanation. "We were all coerced by Hentai-senpai, right? I didn't say we were Hentai."
Bai Ye carried the captured Eriri back to the bedding spread on the corridor of the yard. He looked around but couldn't find a rope, so he had to use the quilt as a substitute. He also did not forget to instruct Sayuri who was standing beside him.
"Auntie, be careful. This little golden retriever can bite people."
Eriri was tired of making a fuss, so she had to bite the air a few times to show her protest.
Bai Ye put on a victorious attitude and snorted coldly, then came to Chu Hai, lifted her two hanging ponytails and kept tickling her face.
"Girl, you're not the one selling comics, but I'm the one actively selling them!"
"You are not old enough to come forward yourself." Chu Hai retorted confidently.
"Then there are many things you can't do." Bai Ye couldn't help but glance at her increasingly full breasts.
This little girl grew up really fast after being fed enough nutrition and getting enough exercise during her growth period. Fortunately, I conquered her early, otherwise she would have been a demon that brought disaster to the country and the people when she grew up.
Chu Hai noticed his powerful and lustful gaze and covered her chest with her hands out of embarrassment.
"I believe what Shiyu-senpai said. Senior won't let anyone go at all. He's a true Hentai!"
"It's too late! It's too late!"
Bai Ye lifted her up onto his shoulders with all his strength, and carried her back to the house with a loud laugh, like a bandit who had captured his wife. He then threw her into the bed and finally bit her chubby face hard.
"Tonight you'll know how powerful I am!"
After taking care of another one, Bai Ye continued walking towards Bingtang.
I was able to be happy just before falling asleep, thanks to the rock sugar that helped cover it up. Otherwise, it would have been difficult for everyone to let go of their reserve before late at night and the atmosphere was set.
only……
"Bingtang, have you given up on my image as a pure gentleman?"
Bingtang covered his mouth, as if he had seen something incredible.
"Aye, you're still clinging to the image of a pure gentleman. I thought you were just making it up to trick everyone into joining the harem, but now that everyone is in the harem, you've abandoned it."
Bai Ye almost couldn't catch his breath. On the other side, Shiyu, Akane, and Eriri were laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Even Xiaohui was covering her mouth and laughing secretly.
"As the saying goes, sincerity is the ultimate killer move. Look at Xiaobaijun's face, it's almost as black as charcoal (*^ω^*)"
Bai Ye was so angry that his mouth was crooked, and he didn't know how to face Bingtang's sincere smile.
At this moment, Zhu Yin's phone rang. After reading it, she called out to everyone and said:
"One good news and one bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
"Zhu Yin, you seem quite interested." Bai Ye sat by the campfire and poured himself and Bing Tang a cup of hot tea. "Let's make a promise first."
"The weather forecast shows 0°C, and it's at least -1°C in the mountains."
"How can this be good? I'm freezing like a dog. Where's the bad news?"
"Mr. Ye, you already said it, we're going to be frozen tonight." Zhu Yin shrugged.
"This is good news!" Eriri raised her hands in protest under the covers.
"I don't want to hear someone hiding in the quilt say this." Bai Ye glanced sideways.
In response, Eriri jumped out of the bed without even covering herself with a blanket, indicating that she was not cold at all.
While Bai Ye was asleep, everyone took down the curtains in the room on the second floor, and then nailed the curtains between the pillars on both sides of the yard and the house, and pressed the curtains with heavy objects from underneath, erecting two temporary windbreaks.
With the addition of a windproof tent, bonfire, and fireplace, this small area becomes a warm little world on cold nights.
Chapter 959 Sayuri was jealous
Thanks to the commotion caused by the White Night, everyone had a good time and their bodies gradually warmed up in the cold night.
As a result, the large portion of curry rice for dinner had disappeared without a trace in everyone's stomach.
"A little hungry."
To everyone's surprise, the first person who cried out for hunger was not Eriri, but Akane.
"Azune-senpai, your metabolism is stronger than mine?!" Eriri looked incredulous.
"What's going on here..." Zhu Yin crossed her arms, "If I were to eat and drink as casually as you, Ying Lili, I'd probably try my best but still not be able to catch Ye Jun's eye."
"That's right—" Eriri echoed.
"Look everyone, everyone here is a famous super beautiful girl. Ye Jun has high standards. Ye Jun himself said it before, and he rejected many beautiful girls' confessions."
"That's right, that's right—" This time it's our turn to go out to sea.
Bai Ye raised his hands, neither agreeing nor refuting what Zhu Yin said.
Normal men all want a beautiful girlfriend with a good figure, but once a relationship is established, he will never abandon her no matter what.
"I'm applying for self-certification, and the supporting evidence is Shiyu!"
Shiyu didn't expect that the fire could burn herself. She rolled her eyes at Bai Ye in annoyance and even wanted to kick him into the stream.
It is impossible to stop it. Shiyu knows very well that what everyone loves most is to build happiness on the "pain" of others, and no one can escape the fate of becoming the source of happiness.
"Things have changed, Senior Shiyu."
Chu Hai was the first one to gloat over the misfortune, and he looked very happy. He handed the water cup to Shi Yu as if it were a microphone.
"You made fun of the senior ten minutes ago, and now it's your turn. What do you think, Senior Shiyu?"
"Don't be so complacent. Have you ever heard that fortune changes over time?" Shi Yu said harshly.
But she could only keep her mouth shut.
At this time, Bai Ye had come behind Shiyu, half-knelt down and put his arms around her waist to shape her.
"What's Shiyu's waist size?"
"Do you think I will say that?" Shi Yu looked down at him, her eyes filled with indifference and contempt.
"It doesn't matter. I've already measured it, and everyone else knows it."
Shiyu almost rolled her eyes to the sky.
If that’s the case, why ask?
"Look, although Shiyu's waistline has increased..."
Bai Ye was halfway through his words when he suddenly felt a chill on his neck, as if a murderous axe was hanging over his head. So he immediately changed his wording and made the specific number vague.
"It's a bit taller than yours, and if I'm being picky, it's not a slim waist, but does it matter? It's still within my XP system range."
"You shouldn't be worried about whether your figure will change in the future, but whether it will conform to my XP system."
"The best way to deal with this is to expand my XP system. Of course, if you want to ask me for help with weight loss, I'm open to it."
No one knew the limit of Bai Ye's XP system, but they understood what had happened just now... or in the future, he should not be allowed to sleep during the dinner-evening exercise period.
This gentleman's moral integrity recovered too quickly, and if you weren't careful, you'd be slapped in the face by his moral integrity.
"Finished?"
Shi Yu looked down at Bai Ye who was still bent over and hugging her waist. She bent her knuckles expressionlessly, but she didn't have the technique and couldn't make any sound, so she could only pretend.
"I'm done..." Bai Ye swallowed, feeling a little scared. His trembling eyes seemed to have seen a tragic future.
However, he never sits still and waits for death. He rolls his eyes and digs a way for himself to survive.
"Ahem—Shiyu, don't misunderstand me. I was just using you as an example. Look at how coordinated and perfect your figure is. It's simply stunning!"
Bai Ye's words came from the heart, and this was the actual situation.
Whether a figure is beautiful or not depends on the overall coordination.
Just like you have a room full of expensive and beautiful clothes, it is not the most expensive and beautiful one that will be the most perfect combination. Instead, you should consider the overall matching. The finishing touch is often the small decoration that looks inconspicuous at first glance.
Although Shiyu's waist circumference has increased a little, her bust and hip circumference have increased by several points. Her figure is both plump and well-proportioned. The white headband on her head is a plus point, making her every move full of her unique girlish charm.
If the waistline returns to March when I first met Bai Ye and the waist and hips remain unchanged, it will be a bit like the "thin branches with rich fruits" in the 18X comics, but the price is the lack of coordinated beauty.
"But this is not bad..."
Shiyu listened to his whispers and looked at his thoughtful eyes. How could she not understand that this Hentai Xiaobaijun was caught up in a strange fantasy again.
Should I be angry when my boyfriend fantasizes about my beauty?
"Could you please stop showing your thoughts so openly on your face and treat me like a Koikatsu girl and do whatever you want with me?"
"No, no matter how advanced the technology is, it's not as real as real people. And there's also the satisfaction of nurturing."
Shiyu: “…”
However, she was very satisfied that Bai Ye was so infatuated with her, and the little anger she had quickly dissipated with the wind.
"Put aside your moral integrity. The only benefit of being shameless with you is that I can eat more in peace. And don't ask what I want to eat more of. Anyway, it's not what you think, Xiaobai-kun."
Bai Ye's words were stuck in his throat. The feeling of being predicted was very uncomfortable.
Suddenly, he remembered what Zhu Yin said at the beginning, "I'm a little hungry", and felt that Zhu Yin's original purpose should be to get something to eat.
"Zhu Yin, have we strayed off topic while chatting?"
"It has already gone astray to Java."
Zhu Yin opened the rice pot and found it was empty, but there was still quite a bit of curry left in the other pot.
She followed Bai Ye's advice of "eating small and frequent meals" and rested for more than half a month, and she felt obviously better.
"Mr. Ye, you said that after 10 p.m., you should drink a glass of milk and eat some easily digestible biscuits, then rest for half an hour to an hour before going to bed. But it doesn't look like you can go to bed before 12 p.m. tonight. Is it okay to eat a little more?"
"No problem, I'll see what I can do."
While they were making a fuss, Sayuri kept tending the bonfire.
Seeing Bai Ye walking towards the campfire, Sayuri waved at him. Bai Ye did not suspect anything and sat down next to Sayuri naturally.
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