Whose world-class drama are they criticizing?

Why?!

Noodle Sea just wanted to ask why, but who could he blame? If he hadn't been so stupid as to post that satirical post a week ago, things wouldn't have turned out this way.

It was all his own fault.

Noodle Sea scrolled through the backend, "Political Correctness? Workers are the Most Beautiful People," and clicked on the latest comments. All the pleasing insults from a week ago had been cleared out, replaced by rows of 'I'm sorry'.

"The entire internet has been dragged into a vicious cycle of online manipulation, but only one person has seen through the truth!"

"Noodle Sea, just how far into the future have you foreseen...?"

"The legendary telescope, the person with the clearest vision in history, those eyes are beyond doubt."

"Hubble Space Telescope, you were just born in the era before the Noodle Sea."

Tonics, you tonics praise me like this...

Noodle Sea, who had spent his entire life achieving great success, tragically met his demise in the twilight of his career with the obscure beta game "Eden"... for the third time.

When you criticize it, it explodes; when you praise it, it reverses course.

“No.” Noodle Sea also took a breath of oxygen. The difference between gods and humans is that humans can reflect on themselves, while gods can comfort each other. Gods and humans are like Ziwei. After calming down, he cleared his thoughts.

It's not that his ability to impersonate others was the problem; the problem lies with "Eden." It's all because the game was in closed beta, and he hadn't played it. As a virtual viewer, his information gap with the players was unequal, which led to his decision-making errors.

Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to personally step in.

We must penetrate deep into enemy territory to wash away this humiliation.

Having made up his mind, Noodle Sea looked at the registration form for the third closed beta test of "Eden" and filled in his name.

Ryan closed the page and let out a long sigh.

Previously, he had created three alternate accounts on a certain platform ("Kiri", "Melanie", and "Cavens") using the nicknames "Kiri", "Melanie", and "Cavens", leading a large number of people to engage in a battle of wits. However, all three accounts have now been wiped out.

Looking at the message "We're very sorry, your account has been banned," Ryan rubbed his temples, realizing he was being suppressed by capital.

One tree cannot support a forest.

The Black Army's forces were too scattered, operating independently. In the early closed beta, they were only tested about once every two weeks. With the third closed beta imminent, Ryan made a decision and decided to make the next plan, which involved consolidating all forces.

In short, let's create an 'Eden Jokes Forum' first.

He created another account, named 'Duncan.Rune', as the moderator, and another account, 'Matthew.Luther', as the deputy moderator.

After doing all that, he got out of bed.

Miss Jasmine's voice came from outside the door. She knocked, "Mr. Ryan, I'm coming in."

"Wait a minute..." Ryan thought to himself that there was a huge pile of stuff on the bed that hadn't been tidied up yet.

"You're already in." The half-elf girl pushed open the door naturally. She was in a pretty good mood, with her ears perked up, until she saw the pile of white oxygen bags on Ryan's bed.

"Huh?" Miss Jasmine asked, "What is this?"

“It saved my life,” Ryan replied, thankful that it had saved his life earlier, otherwise he would have been suffocating.

"Condoms?" Jasmine looked disgusted.

You started bowing as soon as you walked in; that's so typical of you.

Ryan, too lazy to explain, asked, "Miss Jasmine, what's the matter?"

"Duncan and Matthew are ready to take office." Jasmine rolled her eyes. "They said they have some amazing surprises for you to see."

alright,

Ryan nodded; this was the only good news this morning.

Now that they've taken up their posts, Cang Yin's task is complete.

【Azure Silver Quest】

[Please create a military officer/doctor (completed)]

[Reward Amount: Parry Charm Lv1 / Roll Charm Lv1]

Parry and roll bonuses can be upgraded, and Ryan will also have his own unique and surprising special moves.

[Azure Silver Apostle Ryan Lumin issues an epic quest to Ryan]

[Epic Quest: Recite Poetry in the Restroom]

Chapter 113 Matthew's Unparalleled Secret Recipe

"A person with too much hair will be weak to fire, a big body will be weak to gates, a big buttocks will be weak to chrysanthemums, and a lot of armor will be weak to thunder."

Ryan recited a poem in the bathroom, successfully completing the epic quest and receiving the reward.

[Parry Amulet Lv1], [Rolling Amulet Lv1]

He immediately put it on his body.

[Parry Protection lv1→lv2: When parrying at the right moment, you can parry physical attacks and reflect a certain amount of damage.]

[Rolling Blessing lv1→lv2: By rolling at the right moment, you can dodge magic-attribute attacks and leave an afterimage in place.]

These two enhancements have two new attributes compared to the previous ones.

Ryan decided to test the performance against a strong opponent first.

"Bang, bang, bang." Miss Jasmine pounded on the bathroom door, clearly displeased. What did Ryan mean by sneaking into the toilet the moment he saw her? "Are you doing something naughty in there?"

A formidable foe is coming.

Ryan washed his hands, pushed open the door, and sunlight streamed through the dark blue curtains, casting a mysterious expression on the boy's face.

Miss Jasmine hasn't hit him for a week.

We have to make her give it her all, otherwise we won't be able to test the strength.

“Miss Jasmine.” Ryan’s eyes were deep, as if he had seen through the illusions of life. He reminisced about the past, his silvery eyes reflecting Jasmine’s face. “I was just flushing the toilet when I remembered our past.”

"I've been keeping these things to myself for a long time."

Jasmine tilted her head, wondering what kind of crazy thing this guy was doing now.

Could this be the legendary world of sages?

"When I ran away from home when I was seven years old, you were by my side."

Ryan said with deep emotion, "When I was all alone, you were always by my side. Over the years, whenever I encountered difficulties, Miss Jasmine, you have always been there for me."

With this kind of commotion, is he trying to confess his feelings to me?

Or after flushing the toilet?

The elf blinked.

Hey hey hey, what's going to happen next? A bathroom battle?

Ryan took a deep breath, mustered his courage, and slowly confessed, "Are you fucking a jinx?"

I think you're really in love.

Jasmine was so angry that her ears perked up.

Sure enough, a battle in the bathroom was about to break out.

Miss Jasmine swung her fist and punched, a top assassin's move was fast, but Ryan was prepared, calm and composed, using his palm as a blade, he saw the opportunity and deflected it instantly.

Miss Jasmine's hands went numb from the recoil; she hadn't expected Ryan to be so fast, and she became even angrier.

He picked up the basin of water next to him, infused it with magic, and splashed it at Ryan's head.

The water droplets, imbued with magic, rained down on Ryan like a storm.

Secret technique: Jump left and right.

Ryan watched the water droplets roll left and right, and when they rolled at the right time, they could leave afterimages in place. He rolled several times in a row, constantly triggering the blessing of rolling, and five afterimages instantly appeared in the washroom.

Each afterimage was identical to the original owner, like a clone, making it impossible to distinguish Ryan's true form.

The hem of her clothes was slightly damp.

Ryan swam around in the basin of water and barely got wet.

If you can swim in the water, you can bathe in the magic bullets of a mage.

With the buff of level 2, Ryan can even neutralize Miss Jasmine's attacks, even if she's about to enter the fourth ring.

Miss Jasmine stared blankly at the afterimages. Since she couldn't tell which one was Ryan, she decided to just punch them all. Super strength replaced super intelligence, and she punched each afterimage, delivering six punches in a second. As a result, all the afterimages clutched their stomachs.

"What exactly are you up to?" Jasmine stared expressionlessly at Ryan, who had curled up in the corner.

"I'm testing the performance."

Ryan said, curled up in a ball.

"Are you testing my patience?" Jasmine asked.

Don't say that.

"As expected of Miss Jasmine, whose IP is worth 100 million," Ryan thought to himself, "she actually managed to hurt me, whose IP is worth 1 billion."

No wonder she was able to ambush the sick princess back then.

This frail body was still too weak; the elven assassin's attack speed was still too fast. Even if the mind could react, the body couldn't.

The curse of muscle weakness must be banished.

[Dispelling condition: All attributes exceed ten points]

Ryan is currently level 18. After these days of training, his magic power is 12, his strength is 6, his stamina is 6, and his charm is 10.

If I can improve my strength and stamina, I can get all my attributes to be over ten.

In that case, it can be called the "small bucket" size.

Once the curse of muscle weakness is gone, he can try wearing some light armor. In order to be able to wield the straw sword, Ryan has always fought without armor, and a single mistake would leave him half-crippled.

With half a month left before the third test, he had already planned out the schedule for that half month.

Through whip-cracking strength training and marathon-style physical training, you can raise your strength and stamina to 20, and at the same time, level up to lv20.

Once he becomes a third-ring transcendent, he will be able to unlock new blessings and curses through the blessing of light and shadow.

At the same time, once a warlock enters the third ring and unlocks the new attribute: Spirit, they can try to tame magic themselves.

Ryan had wanted to DIY it himself for a long time.

The bathroom battle was over, and Ryan changed into clean clothes. Duncan and Matthew told him they had a secret surprise for him, and he wanted to see what kind of new tricks the 30 million IP could come up with.

Following Miss Jasmine, who was still sulking, outside, it was time to commend Miss Elf for her professionalism as a butler.

Although he had a long face, he still did his job very well.

The backyard of Chuguang City has a blacksmith shop, a church on the left, and the Shadow Tower next to it. Only the central courtyard is still empty, which is just right for Duncan and Ma to build a field.

[Family of Traditional Chinese Medicine Practitioners]

Ryan spotted a simple medieval doctor's shop in the distance.

A couplet stands in front of the shop:

I wish the world were full of illness, so that medicine could be readily available on shelves.

In just one night, Matthew had his stall set up.

He went inside to take a look. On both sides were the potions that Matthew had concocted himself. On the left was a red elemental bottle, also known as a 'blood bottle', and on the right was a blue elemental bottle, a blue bottle.

It is also thoughtfully divided into three levels: super strong, strong, and normal.

Different grades have different prices.

Ryan realized that Matthew had a knack for it. Mixing blue and red potions was a basic skill for doctors, but the effects were usually just average. However, Matthew was able to mix potions with two different ratings: super strong and potent.

If the ordinary ones are this awesome, what would the super-powerful ones be like?

And so many bottles can be prepared in just one night.

"How did you do that?" Ryan asked curiously. "Is there some secret recipe?"

"Of course, I have my own unique skills."

Matthew looked quite serious. He lowered his voice and appeared mysterious, "But this secret recipe is really well hidden, passed down through generations of single individuals. I was originally unwilling to reveal it to others easily."