I'm in the Ark, a player.

They would naturally step forward in the face of danger, but in this situation... they're really in a difficult position!

Are you suggesting I rush up to Wei Yanwu and beg him to stop stalking his bird?!

What else can we do!?

"Of course, we should hurry and invite Lady Wenyue!"

Another man in a black cloak replied,

In this situation, it won't make a difference if either of them takes action.

"Correct!"

The man in the black cloak who had asked the question nodded.

"We respectfully invite Lady Wenyue, the wife of Duke Wei!"

She'll definitely beat Duke Wei to his knees and drag him home!

...

"What did that guy do this time?"

Even you didn't dare say it directly, you insisted that I come and see for myself..."

Wen Yue, who had just arrived at the scene on her motorcycle, asked the two men in black cloaks who had come to pick her up, puzzled. She was only halfway through her sentence when she noticed the police tape near the park.

There wasn't a soul in sight in the area cordoned off.

"Why did you clear everyone out of this place?"

There was a police cordon, but no Guard Bureau vehicles or personnel were present.

This shows that all of this was the work of Heisuo.

"Madam... Madam, you should go and see for yourself."

Hei Suo hesitated, then could only point Wen Yue in the right direction.

Wen Yue followed the direction the man in the black cloak pointed and arrived at a spacious area paved with cobblestones.

They also naturally saw Wei Yanwu, who was "drawing his sword."

Wei Yanwu had already climbed down from the rock, his face flushed from drunkenness, walking with his head held high and a swaying gait.

But his demeanor was like that of a lion surveying its territory.

Just then, another night breeze passed between his legs, and he seemed to feel cool, puffing out his chest even more.

As for Qintianling?

He logged off immediately.

This is far too large a portion, even more bizarre than the large portions that some members of the QQ group who like to move stones post every day. He simply can't stand it.

"Oh dear... you've gotten so drunk, how much did you drink?"

Seeing Wei Yanwu's appearance, Lady Wenyue felt a headache coming on.

"Yanwu... come back with me, don't stay here like this."

After saying that, she reached out and grabbed Wei Yanwu's wrist, trying to make him stop. Well, he should put his clothes on.

But Wei Yanwu managed to break free.

"I think this is good............"

"obedient."

Why should I listen to you?

Wei Yanwu pointed at Wen Yue, swaying unsteadily, and said.

"I, the head of a family, am actually being controlled by a mere woman."

I don't even have the power to decide what filling to use for my dumplings!

I'm telling you, Wen Yue,

I am the head of the household!

"You're being disrespectful to me like this! I'm going to make you kneel on a washboard when we get back!"

Wen Yue quietly looked at Wei Yanwu, the finger hovering in front of her.

"and then?"

She asked.

"Then I'll make you kneel on a washboard!"

Kneel in the morning, kneel in the evening, kneel at noon.

I'll show you who's in charge of this house!

Wei Yanwu didn't even need time to think before he directly stated his plan.

"And then what?"

Wen Yue asked again, her tone calm and without any hint of anger.

"And then?"

Then I can become emperor in this house!

If you please me, I might grant you a special pardon from kneeling on the washboard every morning!

Lady Wenyue remained silent, watching Wei Yanwu quietly for a while before turning and leaving.

Wei Yanwu stood with his arms crossed, holding his head high like a victor.

He felt that he had finally gotten his revenge and reclaimed the position of head of the family that rightfully belonged to him!

Just a moment later,

A roar of motorcycle engines erupted from the direction of the park entrance.

Wei Yanwu turned his head to look at the direction from which the sound came. He saw a blinding beam of headlights shining directly on him, and the roar of the engine grew closer and closer.

A motorcycle was hurtling towards him!

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Chapter 67, Why does this water taste nothing?!

"Boom!"

The sound of metal colliding with flesh rang out.

Qin Tianling's figure reappeared out of thin air.

"Ugh, I can't take it anymore. I haven't played this game for 13 minutes and 46 seconds. I'm getting addicted. I feel like there's some kind of hemp cloth crawling all over me!"

I've mustered the courage to face this horrible CG again!

No, I still hope this cutscene is over—Holy crap! What did I miss?

Qin Tianling was completely stunned by what he saw.

What happened? Fu Rui was hit by a car!?

Where did that car come from in this park?

Wei Yanwu was so badly injured that he flew through the air like a plastic bag being blown by the wind, spinning freely before finally landing on the ground some distance away.

One of his hands was behind his back.

"Um?

Didn't they clear out all the people?

Why are there still people here?

The motorcycle drifted and fishtailed in the distance, continuing to ride alongside Wei Yanwu, who had fallen to the ground. Wen Yue braced herself on one foot, the motorcycle tilting slightly. She noticed Qin Tianling, who had appeared out of nowhere, and was somewhat surprised.

Especially since Qin Tianling was wearing that pink plush Castor outfit, he was incredibly eye-catching.

"Excuse me,"

Wen Yue spoke up,

“My husband got drunk and caused trouble, I'm sorry you had to see that.”

Wen Yue, as expected of a woman who has seen the world, was able to calmly get out of the car, put on Wei Yanwu's pants, and then lay Wei Yanwu on the car like a piece of cargo before driving away on her motorcycle, even with such a strange man standing there staring at her and Wei Yanwu.

The roar of the motorcycles faded into the distance, and silence returned to the park.

After watching all this for a long time, Qin Tianling finally uttered a sentence.

"Holy crap, the Wild Couple."

Then a brand new, unopened bottle of vodka appeared in Qin Tianling's hand.

"So, what exactly is the effect of drinking in this game?"

Can it add hidden attributes like courage?

Qin Tianling looked at the vodka in his hand with a puzzled expression, then glanced at the various kinds of liquor in his backpack and became somewhat curious.

Don't ask why there's so much vodka.

That was because Wei Yanwu got drunk and boasted that he wanted to book the whole place.

In Qin Tianling's eyes, this was like a rich NPC coming to him and announcing that the goods in this shop were free.

Even regular players have to calculate points and figure out how to clear out the event shop. Now that they've encountered something like this, it would be a disservice to Qin Tianling himself not to clear it out!

Looking at the liquid in his hand, Qin Tianling was very curious.

"Why don't you give it a try?"

The slightly tipsy feeling after drinking is something I've never experienced in any game, and I wonder if this game can simulate it.

Besides, it's just a game; if someone were really drunk, they shouldn't feel too bad.

........

"Could it really be Qin Tianling?"

Nudity in the park and such…

Chen Huijie drove the Guard Bureau's official vehicle to the park.

She had just received a report that a pervert was doing something inappropriate, involving nudity in the park.

It's important to know that intentionally exposing one's body in public is a violation of the Lungmen Public Security Administration Punishment Law, so the Imperial Guard Bureau will definitely dispatch officers.

In truth, Chen Huijie wasn't sure if this pervert was Qin Tianling's.

But then I thought about his previous actions, and suddenly it seemed like there was a real possibility that things would turn out well.

Adhering to the idea of ​​believing first and then denying when encountering such strange things, she specifically applied to be the one to respond to the call this time.

I just helped him solve his speeding problem this afternoon, I hope he doesn't cause any more trouble—

"You're really here!?"

In despair, Chen Huijie saw a man wearing pink plush Carter's pajamas sitting on the bench, holding something that looked like a wine bottle.

"Hey, Officer Chen, what a coincidence, are you here to walk your bird too?"

As the saying goes, when you gaze intently into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Chen Huijie saw Qin Tianling, and Qin Tianling naturally saw Chen Huijie as well.

Chen Huijie walked towards Qin Tianling and stopped beside him.

"I received a report that a pervert is engaging in exhibitionist behavior here, which is seriously affecting social morality."