I'm in the Ark, a player.

Texas seemed to understand Qin Tianling's actions.

So is this his Originium Arts?

So, when Qin Tianling said he wanted to "borrow you for a bit," did he mean that?

And where does this constant tinkling sound come from?

For a moment, Texas's attention was no longer on Qin Tianling slapping his butt.

She had only one thing on her mind.

—What's wrong with this guy?

Compared to Texas's confusion, Qin Tianling was quite pleased that the method he had just come up with actually worked!

Slapping someone's buttocks doesn't cause much harm.

However, this behavior is ultimately harmful.

Since it causes harm, this behavior... counts as an attack!

Since it's an attack, it can naturally trigger the tap dance passive skill!

In addition to the stamina recovery effect of the Pampering Ring,

He can keep running at that speed forever!!!

Hehehe, this is fun, so much fun!!!

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On the street, Chen Huijie was carrying out her daily patrol, holding a cup of coffee in her hand, sipping it slowly.

At that moment, a report came through the walkie-talkie.

"Inspector Chen, a speeding vehicle has been spotted in the Tung Muk district... no, not a vehicle!"

The officer on the other end of the walkie-talkie seemed confused and at a loss, as if even he, who was reporting the situation, wasn't quite sure what he was seeing.

"It's... a pink plush Katz pajama set for men!"

"Sir, is speeding a traffic violation?"

"puff--"

Upon hearing this, Chen Huijie spat out the coffee she had just drunk but hadn't swallowed yet, the dark brown liquid exploding into a misty spray in the air.

Pink plush Caster pajamas for men, speeding.

Although I haven't seen any photos or heard any more detailed descriptions...

However, Chen Huijie already knew one thing very clearly.

This is absolutely Qintianling!!!

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I'm speechless that someone in my chapter could be banned.

Chapter 6, Why Haven't I Seen That Serial Killer Before? (Bonus Chapter)

The car is driving on the road, the driver is holding the steering wheel, and driving the vehicle normally.

Suddenly!

A pink figure sped past his vehicle, disappearing as fast as a pink cannonball at the end of the bend ahead!

"Digging grass?"

What was that just now?

The driver was dumbfounded.

If I wasn't mistaken, wasn't it a guy in weird clothes carrying someone else and speeding past?

Did he overtake his own car on foot?

How is that possible?!

This is even more Kuranta than Kuranta!

"...Am I seeing things?"

No... I'm not seeing things...

The driver pulled the car over to the side of the road and then excitedly made a phone call.

"Damn it, bro, do you know what I just ran into?!"

Someone just overtook my car!

Yes, I just lost a car race to someone who used his legs to navigate the corner. He was going really fast; I only saw his pink silhouette...

—What do you mean I'm talking nonsense in broad daylight because I'm drunk?!

I'm telling the truth!

I'll eat three pounds if I'm lying!

—What do you mean I'm here to freeload again?!?

I declare you a fucking idiot!

the other side,

Qin Tianling is still running wildly.

Texas, whom he was carrying, buried her head as much as possible in the back of Qin Tianling's clothes, afraid that no one would see her face.

It would be incredibly embarrassing if she were recognized.

Who knows, when people see me then, they might not call me "someone from Penguin Logistics," but rather say something like, "Oh, that's the girl whose butt was being slapped while someone was running down the street."

Texas isn't the kind of person who cares a lot about these things, but thinking about it carefully, it's still a bit hard to accept.

As for patting someone's butt?

Texas expressed understanding, but disliked Qin Tianling's approach.

This happened suddenly, but she will never allow Qin Tianling to do it again!

We will never allow it!

Compared to Qin Tianling's continuous strikes at the beginning, his strikes are now much slower.

Because no matter how fast he is now, his reaction speed is still at a human level.

Unless he's completely inhuman, going too fast makes it easy for him to bump into something he shouldn't.

At his current speed, he might get hit and his HP might be reduced to zero.

Therefore, he has to shoot rhythmically and according to plan.

"There are only 500 meters left to reach our destination, and we have a little over a minute to spare."

Isn't this task a simple matter?

Looking at the navigation on the minimap, Qin Tianling felt that this mission couldn't be easier.

Just go straight at the intersection ahead, and keep going straight until you get there.

Holy crap, the light at this intersection is still green!

Isn't this much easier to do?

Hehehe, that's awesome!

Just when Qin Tianling thought everything would proceed normally,

A car suddenly sped out from the left side of the intersection, driving straight into the center of the intersection with no braking speed whatsoever!

Qin Tianling was going too fast and didn't have time to stop, but if he went any further he would crash!

Just then, Qin Tianling pushed off the ground with both legs, and his whole body took off into the air with the huge forward momentum!

The car roof brushed past his feet, and the world slowed down again.

"You son of a bitch, you stupid, unruly citizen, how dare you run a red light!"

—What do you mean by "I also often venture out"?

How can those be the same?

Because of the already high speed before the jump, the enormous inertia propelled Qin Tianling to a very long distance, and the direction he jumped was indeed along the target's path.

The problem was, after Qin Tianling arrived, he discovered that the straight section after the intersection was an extremely long downhill slope!

The farther they jump, the farther they are from the landing point.

Especially when Qin Tianling saw this extremely long downhill slope, unpleasant memories seemed to keep resurfacing.

If rolling downhill causes damage, will the system trigger a judgment the moment you land on the slope, causing you to roll continuously downhill and lose health?

One wrong move and he might fall to his death!

Even important NPCs might be in danger!

Qin Tianling had previously died from falling down a mountain in a similar game, and was unable to get up, which led to his eventual death.

So what should we do now?

He doesn't seem to have any way to land safely from a height yet...

After a moment's thought, Qin Tianling released Texas, and in the process of slowing her descent, turned and adjusted Texas's body.

Finally, he pulled out the Black Knight Shield.

"Boom!"

Qin Tianling crashed to the ground while lying on the Black Knight's shield, losing a significant portion of his HP.

The shield rubbed against the ramp at high speed, and a series of fine sparks flew between the metal and the asphalt!

Meanwhile, Texas in the air realized what Qin Tianling was up to. She adjusted her position, slightly twisting her body in mid-air, and aimed at the pink back that was gliding rapidly down the slope.

The next second, Texas landed on Qin Tianling's back, her knees slightly bent to steady herself, while Qin Tianling's HP dropped another point. However, this also allowed Texas to use Qin Tianling as a human skateboard to keep sliding down!

Although his HP dropped, Qin Tianling felt it was within an acceptable range.

—It's not a big deal if I get into trouble, but this important NPC who clearly has some hidden Syracuse side quest can't die!

What is Syracuse? What does it mean? It seems to have a backstory. If this kind of character were to fall to his death on the road because of an idiot who ran a red light or a super long downhill slope, he would regret it so much that he would eat his game helmet!

Texas glanced at Qin Tianling at her feet with some surprise.

Was this solution specifically devised so that we could both land safely without being hit by other traffic?

Throughout the entire process, he didn't hesitate or show any fear, voluntarily acting as a human skateboard.

This is absolutely insane..........

It's rock and roll enough.

"Let's call it even."

Texas said softly.

The sound was very faint, and most of it was carried away by the wind. I wonder if it reached the ears of the person at my feet.

But Texas's lips curled up slightly.

Perhaps... she was smiling.

Texas's long hair flew wildly in the wind, her clothes fluttering in the breeze, as she maneuvered Qin Tianling, this human skateboard, downhill, dodging the traffic.