I'm in the Ark, a player.

"Brother Qin Tianling, bring me the wine!"

After putting the last bit of alcohol into his mouth, Wei Yanwu couldn't wait to ask Qin Tianling for the drink that looked like plain water.

Although calling Qin Tianling "brother" might seem to mess up the generational order.

But it's okay.

He could simply call Qin Tianling "brother" and Qin Tianling could call him "uncle."

"Drinking so fast feels like a waste..."

Qin Tianling muttered to himself as he reached out and grabbed a new bottle of vodka, which appeared in his hand once again.

Since Wei Yanwu had already drunk all of the Emperor's vodka in retaliation, the vodka available now was actually produced in Lungmen.

Although the cheap alcohol had a strong, pungent smell, the lack of a flow restrictor on the bottle and the fact that the alcohol had already numbed the palate transformed this inferior vodka into a drinkable beverage that could be enjoyed in large quantities. Wei Yanwu actually liked it even more.

What does "waste" mean?

Let me show you... the sophisticated way to drink it!

Wei Yanwu, having taken the wine, stood up unsteadily.

What are you going to do?

"...What am I supposed to do?"

Naturally, I'll demonstrate the superb drinking technique I just came up with!

Wei Yanwu swayed as he walked up to Qin Tianling and said very seriously,

Do you know?

Alcohol is absorbed into the bloodstream through the mucous membranes of the stomach and small intestine.

Compared to the stomach, the small intestine's mucous membrane absorbs alcohol at an explosively faster rate.

In other words, absorbing alcohol through specific mucous membranes is the most efficient method.

"Not a buddy?"

Qin Tianling could no longer maintain his smile.

"What the hell are you going to do to this bottle of wine?!"

—This is so hilarious! Wahahaha!!!

As if knowing what Qin Tianling was thinking, Wei Yanwu began to explain.

"No, no, no, that would be too much... Brother Qin Tianling, we can't do that."

But...I've thought of a better way...The front also has mucous membrane tissue, unlike the back.

Wei Yanwu spoke as he performed the operation.

"Just as I thought! This hole is clearly big enough for people to pass through!"

As if showing off, Wei Yanwu straightened up, the liquid inside the bottle churning with his movement.

"Ugh!!!"

A burning pain shot through him, and Wei Yanwu immediately bent over again, somewhat embarrassed.

"Well... this might not be as good as I imagined... and it might not work... unfortunately, this bottle of wine is already undrinkable..."

"Instead of feeling sentimental, let's take it off first?"

"Row."

Wei Yanwu gripped the bottle with both hands, took a deep breath, and exerted force—

Can't pull it out.

He took another breath and increased the force—

I still can't pull it out.

Wei Yanwu turned his head stiffly.

"It's stuck...it's stuck..."

As if to prove his point, Wei Yanwu released his grip.

The bottle just hung there in the air.

If someone were to see him in this state, his reputation and public image would surely be ruined.

........

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...........

Chapter 166, Wei Yanwu, you disgraceful bastard!

Ruined!

We're doomed! We're doomed! We're doomed! We're doomed!

Realizing he was stuck inside, Wei Yanwu seemed to have all his strength drained away, and he collapsed to his knees.

The vibration from the glass bottle hitting the ground, and the resulting sloshing of the liquid, caused Wei Yanwu's expression to change drastically.

A scorching burning sensation kept assaulting him, it felt like someone was roasting him there with fire!

For a moment, white foam appeared at the corner of Wei Yanwu's mouth from the pain.

"Ughhhhh!!!"

...Damn it...I need to get this thing down here quickly!

We need to find a way... We can't let people we know see us like this..."

Having recovered from the pain, Wei Yanwu carefully and slowly stood up again, trying his best not to shake the liquid in the bottle.

At that moment, Qin Tianling, who was sitting in the back, received a phone call.

"Hello... Your Majesty?"

"Qin Tianling, what are you doing, kid?"

You left without a word, and now no one can find you even if they want to look for you.

"I...I'm drinking...Your Majesty, are you coming over!?"

Qin Tianling naturally extended an invitation to the Emperor.

Wei Yanwu stopped, his expression changing drastically.

No! Don't come any closer!

He took another step, disregarding everything, even as the liquor in the bottle sloshed around again, even as he endured the excruciating burning sensation once more. In a flash, he snatched Qin Tianling's phone.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the phone, the Emperor naturally responded to Qin Tianling's invitation.

"Sure, would you like me to come over and have a drink with you?"

"...No, you'd better not come over."

His face was contorted with pain, and Wei Yanwu replied in a trembling voice, "I refuse."

His veins bulged all over his body as he tensed his entire being to fight the pain.

pain,

It hurts so much!

Not only does it hurt when it's stuck, but the pain from vodka, which is as strong as disinfectant, is indescribable.

Namo San, this kind of torture, this kind of torture that is comparable to being roasted by flames, even the Buddha would shed tears of blood upon seeing it!

"Wei Yanwu?"

"You're with that Qin Tianling kid?"

The emperor on the other end naturally recognized Wei Yanwu's voice and questioned him with great dissatisfaction.

"Are you going to follow your elders' methods again and give Qin Tianling a dressing down?"

I'm warning you, this is my employee, you better not mess around!

"No, I didn't..."

"Then I'll come and drink with you."

"No! No, absolutely not!"

"why?"

"It's hard for me to explain... but in short, you can't come over..."

"Wei Yanwu, the more you say that, the more I want to hear your explanation."

If you don't tell me, I'll be right there!

"If I had to say something... I've realized that even though I've lived for so long, I'm still too naive in some aspects, it's like child's play."

After saying these words, Wei Yanwu felt a sense of sadness for some reason.

He hunched over, looking at the glass bottle that was still hanging there.

He's so stupid.

regret,

In short, I regret it.

"...No, bro, why are you suddenly getting so sentimental?"

Upon hearing Wei Yanwu's somewhat melancholy voice, the Emperor felt a little embarrassed.

Is this some kind of drunken confession segment where people speak the truth?

It made me feel really embarrassed..........

"That's all for now, I'm hanging up."

Showing absolutely no desire to continue the conversation, Wei Yanwu hung up the phone immediately.

He looked at the vodka beneath him and sighed.

Just when he thought he had stopped such a formidable enemy as the Emperor from coming to his side,

Enemy has entered from outside the garden!

A powerful motorcycle roar approached them directly!

...

At Wei Yanwu's home,

Hei Suo sought out Madam Wen Yue again.

"Madam, something terrible has happened! Something terrible has happened!"

Duke Wei, he...he...…”

"Drinking again?"

Before Hei Suo could finish speaking, Wen Yue already guessed what had happened.

"...Madam, you are wise."

Hei Yu nodded.

Faced with Wei Yanwu's drunken rampage, they dared not act recklessly. They could only ask Wei's wife, Lady Wenyue, to beat him until he knelt down and take him home.

—After all, that's how it happened last time.

"It can't be that simple, can it?"

I bet he not only drank, but also got drunk and started acting crazy, right?