Tang Wulin, you have already chosen your own death!

However, the two got along well and their relationship began from then on.

Xu Sanshi would occasionally come to the inner courtyard and chat with Tang Wulin for a while.

"I was just lucky, the Dean doesn't hold a grudge against me," Tang Wulin said modestly.

He then asked Xu Sanshi, "Brother Sanshi, what brings you to the inner courtyard this time?"

Xu Sanshi didn't stand on ceremony and picked up a steamed bun from the steamer to eat.

While eating, he said, "Hey, isn't it almost holiday time?"

Your senior brother Bei has fallen for that girl in our entrance exam group named Tang Ya. They've been dating for a long time, and he's planning to confess his feelings this time, dragging me along as his wingman.

When a brother is in trouble, how could I not step up? I absolutely have to!

Tang Wulin looked around but didn't see Bei Bei.

He certainly knew the historically famous Pili Beibei.

As a descendant of Elder Mu, Beibei, out of affection for Elder Mu, has taken good care of herself during her time on Poseidon Island.

"Don't bother looking for him, he's arguing with Senior Sister right now," Xu Sanshi said helplessly.

"Arguing?" Tang Wulin asked.

“Yes, Senior Sister won’t let him go out. She said that Bei Bei recently advanced to Soul Venerable and absorbed a Soul Bone, so he needs to rest and recuperate.” Xu Sanshi’s expression was a little strange.

He continued, "It wasn't a big deal to begin with, but Beibei had probably been holding it in for a long time, so she argued with her senior sister, saying that she was an adult and didn't want to be controlled in everything."

Tang Wulin listened, becoming somewhat involved.

Besides, Beibei is going through a rebellious phase this year.

He had also met the senior sister Zhang Lexuan, who indeed treated Beibei like a mother hen, always interfering in her affairs.

But this involves his blind spots in historical knowledge.

Perhaps Xie Xie could recount two unofficial historical accounts here.

That guy really loves unofficial history, the more "unofficial" the better.

For example, he often mentions things like Qian Renxue, Hu Liena, and even Bibi Dong deeply love the Sea God Tang San, and that the Sun and Moon Emperor Xu Minghan is Huo Yuhao's illegitimate son.

Isn't this obviously fake?

Unofficial histories aren't necessarily unofficial, but they're definitely rubbish!

But just then...

Xu Sanshi leaned closer, winking and grinning mischievously.

"Wu Lin, would you like to hear your brother San Shi's exclusive intelligence and personal analysis?"

"I'd like to hear it."

Suddenly, a faint voice came from behind Xu Sanshi.

Tang Wulin also turned around.

A boy the same age as Xu Sanshi stood still.

She had a tall and slender figure, and her long, dark blue hair shone like jewels in the sunlight.

He has an air of refinement about him.

However, at this moment, there was a hint of fatigue between his brows.

The person who arrived was none other than Thunderbolt Baby.

"You brat, why are you eavesdropping on our conversation?!"

Xu Sanshi shouted loudly, but his eyes clearly showed a hint of guilt.

Beibei rolled her eyes at him: "If I hadn't come, I don't know how you would have talked about Senior Sister and me."

He rubbed his temples, looking somewhat tired. "Sister Lexuan is just very responsible and takes good care of me. Don't talk nonsense about liking or disliking me."

"How can that be nonsense!"

Xu Sanshi got excited, winking and lowering his voice.

"Everyone can see it, Senior Sister treats you differently! She takes care of your food, clothing, and daily necessities, cares about your cultivation progress, and even asks who you talk to when you go out. This isn't just a sister, this is clearly—"

“What is it?” Beibei interrupted him, looking speechless.

"Sister Lexuan is so much older than me, but she has always been like my own sister, and even like my mother, taking care of me."

I am grateful to her, but that's all.

My heart belongs only to Xiaoya!

Beibei's tone was very firm.

"This is a good thing!"

"Mom is great, you have to call her Mom!"

Xu Sanshi slapped his thigh suddenly, his eyes shining, and he was so excited he almost jumped up.

He seemed to realize he had misspoke halfway through his sentence and quickly coughed twice to cover it up, but he couldn't hide the lewd "you know what I mean" expression on his face.

This is so sexually repressed!

Seeing Xu Sanshi like this, Tang Wulin's lips twitched.

Beibei sighed, completely losing interest in this clown.

He turned to Tang Wulin, trying to change the subject, and casually asked, "Wulin, don't listen to his nonsense."

What about you?

"You seem quite young, do you have a girl you like?"

Upon hearing this, Tang Wulin was stunned.

Suddenly, the image of a black-haired, black-eyed girl flashed into my mind.

Ancient Moon.

Whenever this topic comes up, Tang Wulin's first thought is not Gu Yuena, with her silver hair and purple eyes, who is incredibly beautiful.

Instead, it was the ordinary girl from Donghai City who grew up with him.

"Wow!"

Xu Sanshi immediately perked up, instantly forgetting about Beibei and his senior sister, and leaned over to ask, "Tell me more? What do you look like? Is she well-built?"

He rubbed his hands together, looking expectant.

Beibei gave him a push, annoyed: "Do you think everyone is as shallow as you?"

"I call this honesty! It's human nature to eat and have sex!"

Xu Sanshi spoke confidently, then chuckled and said mysteriously in a low voice, "But as for my preferred type, well, hehe, I actually think Senior Sister Wu Ming's type is quite nice."

The only problem is that her temper is even worse than Sister Tao's.

"Isn't Sister Xiaotao that type too?"

Tang Wulin was somewhat confused.

Moreover, Ma Xiaotao is clearly prettier.

The moment the name "Ma Xiaotao" was mentioned, Xu Sanshi's smile vanished, replaced by a mask of pain.

Since the selection of the next generation of Shrek Seven Devils was finalized.

Xu Sanshi would help Ma Xiaotao suppress the evil fire in her body every few days.

Only he knows the extent of his suffering.

At first, I had some fantasies about this senior, but later I was filled with fear.

The saying goes that distance makes the heart grow fonder.

He still prefers Wu Ming, a senior student of the same type who hasn't yet evolved into a "leftover woman".

Xu Sanshi's eyes began to dart around, a suspicious blush rose on his face, and he started to chuckle to himself.

"Strong and hot, that figure...tsk tsk, breasts are breasts, legs are legs, butt is butt...hehehehe."

He was completely absorbed in his own fantasy, letting out a series of extremely lewd laughs; it was truly oppressive.

They didn't even notice that Bei Bei and Tang Wulin's expressions were gradually turning terrified.

Tang Wulin frantically winked at him, his eyes almost twitching from blinking so hard.

Beibei silently shifted her body, trying to distance herself from Xu Sanshi.

However, Xu Sanshi was completely oblivious and continued talking non-stop.

"That figure, that aura, even the way he whips people when he's angry is so cool, if only I could..."

Suddenly, his excited voice came to an abrupt halt.

A terrifying aura, both extremely familiar and intensely hot, sent chills down one's spine.

It surged out from behind him like a volcanic eruption!

It instantly enveloped him!

Xu Sanshi's lewd smile froze completely.

My body became incredibly stiff, and cold sweat instantly soaked through my back.

He turned his rusty neck with difficulty, little by little, to look behind him.

Wu Ming was standing there silently, arms crossed over her chest, her long hair seemingly on fire, a very kind smile on her beautiful face, and dark golden fire dancing in her beautiful eyes.

She tilted her head slightly, her voice so gentle it could melt hearts:

"Oh? What could it be? Keep talking, Xiao Xu."

Xu Sanshi's Adam's apple bobbed violently.

His face turned deathly pale with fright, and he forced a smile that looked more like a grimace, his voice trembling uncontrollably:

"Senior... is it... is it possible to reconcile?"

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"Senior... is it... is it possible to reconcile?"

Xu Sanshi forced a smile that looked worse than crying onto his deathly pale face.

Wu Ming gave a forced smile, her slender fingers making a "crack" sound as she clenched her fists!

The dark golden Golden Crow True Fire suddenly rose up, turning her entire hand into a scorching hot iron.

"Wu Lin, Bei Bei... Help!"

Xu Sanshi placed his last hopes on his two brothers.

But as soon as I turned my head, my heart sank.

Before them, a figure in red had appeared out of nowhere.

She has a hot figure, an aura that keeps strangers at bay, and her face is covered by a thin veil.

Why is Sister Xiaotao here too?!

The last bit of color in Xu Sanshi's face vanished without a trace.

I can't count on my good brother anymore.

Two active volcanoes in the inner courtyard erupted simultaneously.

Did he not check the almanac before going out today?

the other side.

Tang Wu looked at Ma Xiaotao, whose face was covered by a red veil, and felt a little uncomfortable.

Her image from last night involuntarily flashed through my mind.