Mages, Adventurers, and Women

"Alas...it's a pity that Li Wei is a pure-blooded human; his lifespan seems to be very short..."

Upon thinking of this, the little elf Orisa, who had just felt comfortable, inevitably looked dejected.

The three girls, Yulia and her two companions, made way for the little elf Orisa, whose expression had suddenly turned somber. Orisa recognized Yulia; when she encountered her, she forced a sweet smile and said:

"Captain Yulia, thank you for taking care of my Levi."

Yulia gave an awkward smile.

She's heard that phrase so many times she's practically worn out.

Every woman who slept with Li Wei would say this to her.

After watching Olissa leave, Samantha angrily went to confront Levi.

Julia and Sylvie followed behind, ostensibly to stop the impulsive Samantha, but actually to go see the play and, in turn, to join Samantha in condemning the philandering, despicable, shameless, and rotten Levi!

squeak--

Li Wei pushed open the door.

He was wearing a pair of linen shorts.

Chest, neck, cheeks, and the lip prints and sucking marks left by the little elf Orisa.

He was like… no, he was the epitome of a complete scumbag, and he coldly said to the furious Samantha:

"If you're here to question why I slept with an elf, I suggest you get out now."

"If you want to stay in bed while it's still warm, you're welcome to."

"Samantha, what do you choose?"

Samantha paused, clenched her fists, looking aggrieved, and was about to speak.

But then Li Wei slammed the door shut.

"Get out of here."

Samantha paused, then rushed over, pounding on the door, stubbornly saying:

"I'm not leaving!"

"I'll sleep with you!"

"Why can she sleep with you, but I can't?!"

Li Wei slowly opened the door halfway and said:

"Aren't you going to question them anymore?"

Samantha squeezed into the room, threw herself into Levi's arms, and said softly:

"I'm not asking anymore, Li Wei. Please don't make me leave again, okay?"

I don't care how many lovers you have.

"Please, please don't send me away."

"Is this the last time?"

Li Wei closed the door and reluctantly agreed.

His sexual encounters with Samantha resulted in a complete disproportion between his expenses and the benefits.

But Samantha's dress is quite nice today.

It wrapped her curvaceous figure in a way that made her look incredibly alluring.

Li Wei liked it very much.

Let's try a few more times, even if it's a bit of a struggle.

……

“Yulia, I now suspect that Levi is the leader of the Immortals Cult.”

Sylvie witnessed Samantha's change in attitude and murmured to herself.

Yulia was thinking to herself that every woman who slept with Levi ended up like Samantha. Don't be fooled by the little elf's current sweetness; she figured that in a few days, Levi would lose interest and kick her to the curb.

"why?"

Julia asked casually.

Sylvie, deeply moved and still shaken, said:

“Samantha, Elda, the elf, and me… uh, I feel like these women are under Levi’s mind control. Look at them, it’s like the Grand Continent will be destroyed if they leave Levi—it’s definitely the Cult of the Immortals’ doing!”

Julia knew exactly what Sylvie was thinking, and reminded her, "So, don't climb into Levi's bed."

……

The next day, early in the morning.

Downstairs at the Adventurers' Guild.

Levi's Julia Squad, Gasamansa, Rancis's Adventurers' Guild Squad, and Orisa's Eternal Heart Escort Team all gathered here.

The little elf Orisa pestered Levi to go back to the royal city with him.

In Li Wei's eyes, the elves were "troublesome".

Her parents are the vice presidents of Eternal Heart.

Her two personal maids were able to fight Langis to a draw.

"Li Wei, after we return to the capital, I will take you to meet my parents."

After the little elf uttered such rebellious words.

Li Wei glanced at the two powerful female guards behind the elf and said cautiously:

"Orisa, I will not meet your parents."

"I won't develop feelings for you either. I've made it very clear: we'll be lovers in bed, but off the bed, I won't covet your prestigious status, and you shouldn't bother me."

"So I hope this is the last time we meet."

"..."

After Li Wei finished saying these incredibly awful things, a brief silence fell over the area downstairs at the Adventurers' Guild.

Everyone packing their luggage looked at Li Wei.

This is truly eye-opening for everyone.

It turns out that rotten people can be so self-righteous about their rottenness.

Francis thought to himself with admiration, "Truly amazing!"

Samantha suppressed a laugh, while Julia nudged Sylvie as if to say, "See? This is Levi."

Orisa was taken aback by what Levi said. Her two maids immediately drew their swords, ready to cut Levi into pieces and take him back to Orisa's house to atone for his sins.

"Don't!"

Orisa spread her arms to shield Levi, unaware that Levi had calculated that Rancis wouldn't stand idly by, which was why he dared to say these words in front of Orisa's two personal maids.

Orisa turned around, having anticipated Levi's response, and said nonchalantly:

"I know, is it because of her?"

She refers to Samantha.

Yulia shook her head inwardly.

Silly little elf.

Samantha was the least noteworthy of all of Levi's many lovers...

"None of your business."

Li Wei continued his dog-like ways.

Orisa wrapped her arms around Levi's waist and whispered:

“I’m willing to wait for you to change your mind. Since you want to maintain our current relationship, I want to tell you that I’m willing.”

Are you mentally ill?

"Yes, I have a disease that will kill me if I leave you."

……

The three teams marched in a grand procession toward the royal city.

Levi and Orissa sat in the carriage on the back of the "tusked elephant".

The tusked elephant is a second-tier magical beast, about the size of a three-story stone house, with abundant stamina, making it suitable for long-distance raids.

Orisa brought two tusked elephants; she and Levi each had one, and the other was used by her two personal maids.

I read in Li Wei's book that there were small airships in the Three Kingdoms, and asked Orisa why she didn't use them.

"It's all because of the Cult of the Immortals. After the airships in Rolling Stone were bombed, everyone was worried that even small airships would be bombed—and indeed, some nobles were killed as a result..."

"Warcraft is still the most reliable."

"Li Wei, let's not ask anymore, is that alright?"

Li Wei, gripping Orissa's long ears, commanded:

"Deeper."

"...Ugh...okay..."

[Rationality +0.05%]

……

It takes ten days to reach the royal city from the adventurer's town.

Day three.

The three teams took a break in "Silver City".

Just as they left the carriage at the city gate, they saw thousands of women of various races in Silver City, clutching portraits of effeminate men, crowding the streets of Silver City, preventing Li Wei and his companions from going in to make purchases. The women excitedly spread the news.

"Wow! My Lord Freys has killed a Tier 1 Black Dragon-level magical beast, the Rock Leopard!"

"His Silver Sword Adventurer Team is set to enter the top ten of the Goblin Group on Golden Island in the rankings early next month!"

"I feel like it's Lord Freys' teammates who are holding him back, otherwise he would have been the number one adventurer team in the Goblin Group on Golden Island long ago!"

"Yes! Lord Freys is a handsome mage. His signature spell—a super fireball that combines the Fireball and Great Fireball spells—can melt the entire continent of Grand!"

……

Li Wei, with his voyeuristic eyes, saw a man with rosy cheeks on the poster.

Unsure, it should be a man.

He had an effeminate appearance and bright red lips, showing absolutely no masculine traits.

That's it?

Is he worthy of being liked by thousands of women on the street?

He leaned close to Sylvie and whispered:

"Your Golden Kingdom has such poor judgment?"

Sylvie sniffed the elven scent on Levi and said disdainfully:

"That's what they like, but I don't."

"However... the Silver Sword led by Freys has something to do with us."

Li Wei asked curiously, "What's your relationship?"

"Silver Sword, which was ranked twelfth, should have been promoted to tenth in the Golden Island Goblin Group adventurer team at the beginning of the month. However, we just completed the Moon Town mission, and barring any unforeseen circumstances, Yulia's team will squeeze out Silver Sword and become tenth."

“I heard that Freys is extremely arrogant, paranoid, and conceited. He is popular with some women in the Golden Kingdom because of his effeminate face—in my opinion, his face is ugly as hell compared to yours.”

Li Wei said nonchalantly, "As long as he doesn't come looking for trouble, I won't provoke him."

In Li Wei's mind, an adventurer team that killed a Tier 1 Black Dragon-level magical beast, the Rock Leopard, and was worthy of being boasted about, was not an opponent of the same level.