You, a dragon, are farming in hell

Diding asked the headless horseman.

"It is the Crimson Lord."

Without hesitation, the headless knight sold out the 'Crimson Lord' of the Crimson Wasteland.

He dared not put on airs any longer; the Lord of Thunder didn't care at all about the background of his caravan.

Crimson Lord...

"What goods did it exchange for my information and territory location from you?"

"A blood-stained angel feather."

"?!"

Angel feathers? !

Sophia, standing beside the dragon Diding, showed surprise in her red eyes.

Angels are mythical beings, holy, powerful, and inviolable!

Why would such powerful and sacred beings appear in hell?

Bloodstained angel feathers...

It must be the devil!

Only a powerful and evil demon can harm the legendary angel.

"Your caravan has come to my territory. Do you want to trade with me, or do you want me to become your commodity?"

"A trade! Naturally, I want to make a trade with the Lord of Thunder to see if either of us needs anything."

The headless knight raised his hand to touch his forehead, intending to wipe away the cold sweat, but instead touched a handful of black mist.

Startled by the words of the 'Lord of Thunder,' he forgot that he was headless.

The main reason was that their caravan had indeed had such an idea before coming to the territory of the dragon Didin.

A dragon with flesh and blood is an absolute 'top-tier commodity' that is 'rarely sought after' in Hell!

Not just their caravan, but any caravan traveling through hell would have the same thought upon receiving such news.

He was misled by the 'Crimson Lord'.

According to the Crimson Lord, the dragon Diding was just an ordinary lord-level dragon with average strength.

He dared to lead his caravan into the territory of the dragon Distin openly, unless he was misled by the Crimson Lord and misjudged the strength of the dragon Distin.

Another point is that their caravans are used to being powerful and don't take lord-level beings seriously at all.

His greed, coupled with his desire to possess the dragon Destin, led him to make an unwise move.

"Show me your products."

"Alright, Lord of Thunder, please follow me."

The headless knight walked up to the demonic insect with the ghastly face that was displaying the caravan's goods and introduced them to Diding.

"These more common mimics can be used to store items and also to guard your home. The 'dungeons' that humans talk about really like these mimics."

Chapter 29 Where did your head go?

A treasure chest monster?

Dungeon?

Sophia was alarmed. She knew about the mimicry and the dungeons. Adventurers, mercenaries, mages, alchemists, and potion makers from the kingdom would venture into the dungeons for commissions or extraordinary materials and herbs.

Mimics are among the most common, cunning, and ferocious monsters in dungeons.

Mimics disguise themselves as treasure chests and wait for adventurers to open them. When an adventurer opens a mimic, the mimic will swallow the adventurer whole.

It turns out that the treasure chest monsters in the dungeon... are actually monsters from hell.

When Diding heard the Headless Horseman mention the dungeon, he glanced at the Headless Horseman.

The dungeon is located right on the border between hell and the human world, and he never expected that the dungeon would buy monsters from hell caravans.

"Mimics are extremely ferocious, they..."

Just as the headless knight was about to introduce the mimic to Distin, he saw Distin casually poke the mimic on the back of the demon worm with his dragon claw.

The ferocious mimic trembled in fear, too afraid to move.

"Open your mouth."

All the mimics immediately opened their mouths wide.

Diding glanced around and saw that some of the mimics contained gold and silver treasures, while others were completely empty.

Not bad.

Opening blind boxes can yield gold and silver treasures, making it worthwhile for adventurers in the human world to take the risk.

"Besides the mimicry, the other goods in our caravan are also quite good. Let me introduce them to the Lord of Thunder."

This treasure chest contains a pair of demonic wings that can be implanted into ghosts, evil spirits, zombies, ghouls, and other monsters, including humans.

Of course, there is a side effect: if a being lacks strong willpower and strength to implant these demonic wings into their body, they might be reborn through the remnant consciousness of the wings' original owner.

Tsk.

The goods from the Hell Caravan were indeed quite sinister.

"When you sell these demon wings, will you inform the buyers about the side effects?"

“Of course,” the headless knight chuckled. “Whether human, ghost, or any other kind of being, they all harbor a sense of侥幸 (a gambler's mentality). So, even if some buyers know that these demon wings are dangerous, they will still buy them.”

Diding glanced at Sophia. Given how cowardly this brat was, knowing the side effects of the Demon Wings, she probably wouldn't even dare to touch it.

Okay, he overestimated this kid.

The little brat backed away as soon as he heard the Headless Horseman's description of the demon wings.

The headless knight glanced up at Distin; clearly, the demon wings held no appeal for the Lord of Thunder.

"Besides these demon wings, our caravan's other goods are also quite good. This treasure chest contains a demon sword. Its owner was once a hero in the human world at some point, but later fell and his holy sword turned into a demon sword."

This demonic sword has wounded angels; Lord of Thunder, would you be interested in seeing it?

Have you ever slain a dragon?

"This... I don't know." The headless knight chuckled awkwardly. To say in front of the dragon that this demonic sword had slain a dragon was practically suicide.

"What else?"

"There is also the 'Tears of the Holy Knight,' which was once used by a holy knight and killed a great demon."

"What else?"

Next, the headless horseman introduced all the goods of their caravan to Distin.

Sophia didn't know how the dragon Didin felt when he saw these products.

But every time the headless horseman introduced a product to the dragon Diding, Sophia was shocked.

Heroic spirits!

The Headless Horseman's caravan even sells [Heroic Spirits]!

Legend has it that some heroes become "heroic spirits" after they die. These heroic spirits do not go to hell and possess extraordinary combat power.

How dare the Headless Horseman and his ilk sell Heroic Spirits as commodities?!

Besides Heroic Spirits, their merchandise also includes Hell Banshees, Cursed Runes, Giant Arms, and Exotic Captured Eyes, which are larger than millstones and can rotate on their own.

A banshee with a girl's face, a harpy body, human legs, and wings with sharp claws.

There were even cubs of hellhounds.

It is not a cub of Cerberus, but a one-headed Cerberus.

However, some hellhound pups can evolve into three-headed hellhounds.

When she first started summoning skeleton soldiers one after another, she even fantasized about summoning hellhounds...

At that time, she never dreamed that one day she would see the cubs of hellhounds in hell as a ghost.

"Lord of Thunder, do you see... anything you need here?"

Is there a sun?

"..."

How could there be a sun in hell?

Don't even mention the Ash Caravan; even the Devil City couldn't possibly create a sun in Hell.

"Lord Distin, please don't tease me."

Are there any seeds?

"?"

Seeds?

The headless knight pondered for a moment, then asked, "What kind of seed does the Lord of Thunder desire? Is it a seed that can grow into a monster? Or a seed that has the potential to become a powerful being?"

"Seeds of crops, seeds that can bear fruit, demonized grain seeds, fruit seeds, or rare and precious materials are all acceptable."

"...No...no, the Eternal Ashes have all sorts of seeds, but those things are too common, our Ashes caravan didn't bring any."

Diding glanced at the headless knight and said, "Next time you do business with me, remember to bring seeds. I'll take any kind of seed. Now... leave that heroic spirit and the hellhound cub behind, and you can leave."

"..."

The headless knight remembered what he had said before: the caravan's goods were open to the 'Lord of Thunder' to choose three items.

His companion, Nightmare Beast, was taken away by the dragon Diding.

With the addition of the Heroic Spirit and the Hellhound cub, there are exactly three items.

And the dragon Diding did not pay any reward.

This was the first time their caravan had ever made a deal that resulted in a loss.

"Lord Distin, if you have any local specialties, we can also purchase them through barter."

"Want some dragon dung?"

"..."

Dragon dung...

What do they need dragon dung for?

Do you use dragon dung to start a fire and drive away monsters?

That's something adventurers in the human world like to do.

"Besides dragon dung, is there anything else Lord Didin wants to sell?"

"How about we sell you my information?"

"..."

Evil dragon!

Their caravan already knew that there was a living, breathing dragon in the Crimson Wasteland.

The dragon Destin is now selling this information to them, and he can also get their caravan's goods for free!

"This...this...sigh..." the headless knight sighed, "I wonder...what does Lord Distin want this time?"

"Five thousand seeds. Bring five thousand seeds to see me next time."

“Deal!” The headless knight readily agreed. “However, there is one thing I must remind Lord Distin: once your news spreads, it may attract the attention of many powerful beings in Hell, which could bring you some danger.”

"You're quite something, being headless," Distin grinned, and asked, "Where did your head go?"

Chapter 30 You don't want to sign a contract with me, a Heroic Spirit?

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