My anime girlfriend has come into my life

Hei hope: You go to sleep first!

Lilith: I'm already asleep!

Hei hope: Hehe, I'm going to sleep too!

As Exusiai and Seele slowly drifted off to sleep, Lilith and Black Seele were still staring at each other, wide-eyed.

"stare......."

Chapter 42. Doctor, Yours Is So Salty! & Ayanami and Prince Heinrich

An unfamiliar ceiling.

Li Chaoge was a little confused when he opened his eyes, but he quickly remembered his current situation.

He has a sister, a house, and a girlfriend; he's about to become a kept man.

Speaking of which, no new second wife appeared today? That's strange. Could it be that his wife got lost when she came looking for him?

Feeling very strange, Li Chaoge sat up in bed and looked around at his sides, only to find that he was the only one left on the bed.

No strange, beautiful girl rushed over to him today, nor did Seele or Exusiai give him a sweet, girlish good morning kiss. This doesn't seem like the life of a winner.

But this is for the best. If it were this exciting again first thing in the morning, his plan to sleep together tonight would probably be ruined. He needs to conserve his energy and try for a big one tonight!

He ate so much yesterday, and he feels like his energy has returned! He's back to normal!

Full of ambition, Li Chaoge got out of bed, stretched, changed into a simple set of casual clothes, and went down to the living room on the first floor.

In the living room, Exusiai lay on the sofa with her long, fair legs crossed, looking at the LCD TV hanging on the wall. Kuroki and Lilith sat on another sofa.

"Lele, where are Seele and Lucia?"

Li Chaoge looked around the kitchen but didn't see Seele and Lucia, so he asked Exusiai, who was sitting on the sofa.

"Seele and Lucia went grocery shopping. Oh, right, there's porridge in the kitchen. Seele and Lucia said they ate so much greasy food yesterday, so they're having something light this morning to soothe their stomachs."

Exusiai rolled her eyes at Li Chaoge. The Doctor always called her by her nickname on purpose, and she was almost used to it.

What's with all this "Xiao Le, Lele, Xiao Lele" nonsense? Does she think she can't retaliate in the same way? After all, all she can call out to are "Xiao Chao" and "Xiao Ge," which doesn't really have any real power to back down.

However, she doesn't necessarily have to retaliate like this. Just wait and see, she'll make the Doctor cling to her leg and shout, "No, no, angel!"

"Oh."

Li Chaoge nodded knowingly. Although they had no money, he didn't see his phone when he woke up, so Xi'er must have taken it out.

He had already given Xier all his passwords and recorded her fingerprint, so she could use all the money in his card at will.

He wasn't worried about them encountering danger. As long as they weren't targeted by any major power, they could roam freely with their abilities.

"Hei hope, Lilith, what are you two doing?"

Just as Li Chaoge was about to go to the kitchen to have some porridge, he suddenly turned back and looked at Hei hope and Lilith, who had been motionless since the beginning.

He had been wondering why Hei hope and Lilith were sitting on the sofa with their arms crossed, staring at each other, without even coming over to greet him when he appeared.

He didn't necessarily expect them to greet him, but what was going on with them not reacting at all and just staring at each other? Had they made eye contact?

"Pfft! Hahaha!"

Exusiai had been holding back, but now that Li Chaoge had asked about it, she couldn't help but laugh out loud again.

"???"

Li Chaoge looked at Exusiai, who was patting the sofa and laughing uncontrollably, his mind filled with questions.

“They did this last night. Before I went to sleep, they refused to sleep and kept staring at each other to prevent the other from making a move on you. After I came out of the room, they kept staring at each other like that, like they were sick and wouldn’t give up.”

Exusiai clutched her stomach, laughing as she explained that she had also been confused when she woke up that morning, wondering how the two of them hadn't changed their movements at all overnight.

She later learned this ridiculous truth from them, and she didn't know what to say. She could only admire their perseverance for so long.

"..."

Li Chaoge glanced at Exusiai, who was laughing heartily with her long legs, and then at the two people over there whose eyes seemed to be bloodshot and swollen from staring so hard. He patted Exusiai's head and walked speechlessly toward Black Lilith.

These two are really something, they can even argue about this. If they went online, they'd definitely be super nitpickers.

It's hard to say whether Gabu should be grateful for their exceptional physical abilities. If they weren't so strong, they would have given up long ago. But if they weren't so strong, they wouldn't have lasted this long either. In short, they're both badly injured now, and neither is willing to admit defeat.

Have you had breakfast?

Li Chaoge walked to their side and looked at the two of them. Instead of immediately telling them to close their eyes and stop hurting each other, he stroked their soft hair before looking at them and saying...

My hair is so thick! Having lots of hair means I can do whatever I want. I stayed up all night.

"...have eaten."

"Yes, I ate it."

Hei hope and Lilith seemed a little numb from staring, and it took them a moment to answer Li Chaoge's question.

Looking at their pure, argumentative spirit, Li Chaoge wondered if they ate their breakfast while staring at each other, but he didn't ask the question.

"If you're free, go play some of the games in the villa. Don't get so worked up here. How long do you plan to keep staring?"

Li Chaoge thought for a moment and didn't try to persuade them to stop glaring, but instead asked them to try a different approach.

These rental villas are usually used for parties. For example, a four-story villa might only have a few bedrooms, with the rest of the space dedicated to entertainment facilities. For instance, there's a pool table and darts on the basement floor, a werewolf game area behind the sofas on the first floor, an automatic mahjong machine, a foosball table, ping-pong tables, and even a few netted swings for you to relax on on the second floor, and a karaoke arcade on the third floor.

Although he and the others hadn't played these games yesterday due to time constraints and the need to appease the newcomers Lilith and Lucia, it would be a waste not to play them for a long time.

"Is this the only game you want to play? Other games are obviously more fun."

Seeing that Hei hope and Lilith seemed unmoved, Li Chaoge said helplessly.

Actually, it's fine for them to glare at each other a few times. He believes that the two of them won't hurt their bodies so easily, but he's just afraid that if they just stare at each other like that, they won't be able to vent their emotions. If they explode, it will be troublesome if he can't stop them in time.

Playing video games makes it much better; if I'm unhappy, I can just rant and rave and feel great.

He had to admit that he was frightened by their energy, which had kept them arguing from night until morning. He was a little worried that if they continued like this, things would get out of hand.

"Hmph, I'm afraid she'll cry if she loses."

"Heh, you think you can take it?"

The two started taunting each other again, but Li Chaoge was used to it. As long as they didn't actually fight, he could accept their verbal sparring.

"Take a break first, don't rush. By the way, don't break their things."

"understood."

"I'll make her lose miserably!"

The two readily agreed, but by the time Li Chaoge came out of the kitchen with the porridge, they had vanished.

"Those two guys,"

Li Chaoge shook his head helplessly and placed the porridge, stir-fried eggs with chives, hot and sour shredded potatoes, and a bottle of pickled vegetables he had brought on the table. These pickled vegetables looked like both radishes and vegetable roots. They could be eaten directly or chopped up and stir-fried with eggs or other ingredients. They were best eaten with porridge.

It seems to be called that, but he doesn't know how to call it. Or you could just call it pickled vegetables. He can say it in his hometown dialect, but he can't say it in Mandarin, and he doesn't know how to write it.

Looking at Exusiai lying on the sofa, Li Chaoge patted Exusiai's long, white legs, which were spread out on the sofa, and said, "Get up a little."

"Oh!"

Exusiai didn't even ask Li Chaoge why she insisted on sitting on her sofa instead of the one next to her. She simply lifted her long, shapely, white legs and put them on the back of the sofa, lying face down on the sofa with her hair almost falling to the floor along the edge of the sofa.

"There are no new people here today, what's going on?"

She turned her head to the side, looking curiously at Li Chaoge's profile.

She had already prepared to bribe the new guy, but to her surprise, no newcomers showed up this morning. She guessed that it would be good if three or four didn't come, since so many people were waiting, but she didn't expect that not a single one would show up.

Were there only a few tickets? Did those girls snatch them all up?

That doesn't make sense. If there were only a few tickets, those big shots wouldn't release them for them to snatch up.

"You're asking me? Who should I ask?"

While drinking his porridge, Li Chaoge glanced at the carefree Exusiai. Doesn't this guy get jealous at all?

"Boss, are you disappointed? New people don't come every day."

Exusiai rolled over, bent over and lay on the sofa, her fair feet hooked on the back of the sofa, and propped her head up with her hands to look at Li Chaoge.

What are you trying to say?

Looking at Exusiai, who was lying on the sofa with amazing flexibility, Li Chaoge asked warily.

When Exusiai doesn't speak human language, he feels like she's going to mess with him, although it turns out that Exusiai has always been his angel, always giving him assists.

Logically speaking, with her fair skin, long legs, cheerful and optimistic personality, and ability, Exusiai is a perfect wife candidate—not only is she not jealous, but she also helps you out.

But why does he always feel that Exusiai has ulterior motives?

Li Chaoge sized up Exusiai for a while, feeling that Exusiai's laughter was probably a bit lewd. Although her laughter was very beautiful and sunny, she often smiled slyly in front of him.

Exusiai made no attempt to hide her thoughts from him, occasionally teasing him for fun before immediately apologizing, leaving him both amused and exasperated, unable to scold her.

"Tell me, what wicked scheme are you plotting now?"

Li Chaoge put down his chopsticks and reached out to pinch Exusiai's soft, smooth cheek.

That's probably the magic of these two beauties. Even though Exusiai works as a deliveryman for Penguin Logistics, doing hard labor in the sun and wind every day, she's still as delicate and innocent as a pampered young lady.

Yes, he was talking about skin.

"What do you mean by 'crooked ideas'? That's slander! I was just thinking that you could use this time to win them over!"

"Boss, you also have feelings for Lilith and Lucia, don't you? They've already kissed and hugged, isn't it reasonable to take things to the next level?"

Exusiai protested her innocence, but Li Chaoge didn't believe her at all and directly stuffed a piece of vegetable into Exusiai's mouth.

"You really have no other thoughts?"

"no!"

Exusiai chewed while vehemently denying it.

Only a fool would admit to having it. Whether she wanted to or not, she can't say it now!

"Boss, this is so salty! It's unbearably salty!"

After chewing the pickled vegetables several times and waiting for the flavor to spread in her mouth, Exusiai realized that her doctor had tricked her again.

"You're the one who wants me dead. In my current state, you're trying to seduce Lilith while you guys are still trying to exploit me. Do you think I can pull it off?"

Li Chaoge fed Exusiai a mouthful of porridge and continued.

Putting aside Lucia, who is quite shy as a construct, Lilith is rather strong.

This strength doesn't simply refer to her raw power, but rather to her abilities. Lilith possesses the ability to dissolve viruses, injecting them into a target to plunder and absorb their 'experience points,' 'skills,' and 'capacity,' making them a part of herself. However, this can be disregarded, since Lilith wouldn't intentionally do this to him.

But Lilith also has a sadistic tendency—a skill that compensates for her own aggression during battle. The longer the battle goes on, the stronger her sadistic tendencies become, while her defenses become relatively weaker, and she unconsciously reduces her desire to escape.

Thinking about this combat description carefully, it feels really bad. This is a physical ability, and an ability that is extremely difficult to control.

Without Command Seals, if he acts recklessly, he might actually die on Lilith's stomach, because he fears Lilith herself might lose control when she goes berserk.

"Boss, you're here again! You're Rhodes Island's Doctor, everyone's Doctor, you can definitely do it!"

Exusiai waved her little fists to encourage Li Chaoge, but Li Chaoge ignored her. If believing in oneself was enough, there wouldn't be so many losers in the world.

The right approach is to act within your capabilities and find the optimal solution, rather than knowing you can't do it and insisting on forcing it.

"Your hair is dragging on the floor, are you really that careless?"

Li Chaoge reached out and picked up Exusiai's long hair that was trailing on the ground, and blew off the dust for her.

I don't know how Exusiai takes care of herself. She doesn't seem to take care of herself at all, yet her skin is so soft and smooth. Is this a special quality of the two beauties?

Exusiai's eyes flickered as she watched Li Chaoge bend over, then she pounced on him.

"what?"

Li Chaoge looked at Exusiai with a puzzled expression.

"That dish is too salty! I want porridge!"

"Um???"

"Hehe, just once, just once."

After speaking, Exusiai lay down on Li Chaoge's lap, her long, wine-red hair falling over her forehead and obscuring her delicate, flawless face.

"..."