The Thirteen Trials of the Deceptive Monk

-Fiery Princess: Send me a private message with Xiao Qing's message. @大江山

-Oeyama: Received. I killed them.

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: No! Don't commit murder!

-Pink Bunny: Luckily I was prepared.

-[Administrator] Cowboy: Let me tell you, Professor Lingge almost flew out of her skin in anger just now. We barely managed to pull her back.

-[Administrator] Tianmo: Watch the live stream! The fight has already started!

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: The vanguard group's breakthrough tactics are being executed steadily. The assimilation of the divine realm was countered by Lü Wenjun's divinity, which was somewhat unexpected; I thought I'd have to use Pershika's divinity here. Then, the breakthrough into the main body is now the Velsa Assault... Hit!

-[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Excellent! The muscleman's assault was a success! We've applied the armor-piercing effect!!!

-Kaguya Udumbara: If we keep going like this, we have a chance of winning!

-[News Agency] Yu Wang: Even so, I'm still a little worried. The only one-time defense-breaking attack is positioned here, but the main damage dealers are in the back, so it seems like we won't have enough time.

- [Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: This was actually a last resort. Because no one can guarantee that the tactics used at the first encounter will succeed. The vanguard group was completely wiped out here, and it is possible that only Lü Wenjun and Pershka escaped.

-[Millennium Cave] Elusive and unpredictable: To avoid time pressure, all combat power needs to be committed from the outset. That's actually a more aggressive tactic, and as for why...

-Pink Bunny: It moved...

-Kaguya Udankein: What a joke. The Cursed Tree, huh? That guy is...

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knights: The vanguard team was wiped out. Lü Wenjun and Pershka retreated, while Faris, who had retreated earlier, was a little slower. The chase began, and Ten'in-in Reiko's kite-like communication device came in handy, while the ranged team began warming up and gathering their strength.

-[Styling Studio] Engraving Machine: Faris, run faster, don't pull me back!

-[News Agency] Yu Wang: Why don't you learn the Yunhua skill? It's making me anxious.

-Kaguya Udankein: I'm speechless. On one hand, it's a deadly chase, and on the other, it's a forest obstacle course marathon. If this were an anime series, it would be bombarded with criticism. The two shows have completely different art styles, yet they're airing at the same time.

-[Millennium Cave] Elusive People: A Forest Marathon Painting Session Involving Mysteriously Large Quantities of Resources...

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Let's go all out in the marathon!

-Kaguya Udumbara: This is a one-time offer!

-[Mahonken] Golden House: Two anime otaku, how's the atmosphere?

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Alright, Big Lacy is here! Big Lacy's Tree Blast had the expected effect, ranged units took this opportunity to focus fire! The vast majority of attacks hit! We can see that the healing speed of the wounds has been delayed as a result, and the Outer God's stamina is being depleted!

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Extremely precise timing! The on-site command and prior calculations were both indispensable! Lu Wenjun and Pershira distanced themselves to the ambush site, then Spring-Leg Jack seized the opportunity to launch a surprise attack. A decisive judgment; striking here was the right move! Spring-Leg Jack approaches the god's true form! Attack!!

-Pink Bunny: Oh my god!

-[Administrator] Cowboy: Heaven

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: Wan Ye Yan Yu.gif

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Kano!! Why is there an area-of-effect attack?!

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: Actually, it was pretty much expected when we saw the Leaf of Words of Power. Tree gods are difficult to move due to their size, so "leaves" are their most commonly used tools and weapons.

-[Millennium Cave] Elusive and Unpredictable: Most of the time, the Wood God uses the concept of "medicinal herbs," imbuing its leaves with divine power to heal ailments. However, in cases of rampage, the leaves transform into weapons. This is also one of the symbols of its gradually regaining its senses.

- [Administrator] Earl: The danger of the Ritual of Battle lies here. The closer it gets to awakening, the stronger the fighting power of the Outer God becomes. Therefore, the process is unpredictable.

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Pershka's ice barrier is about to break. Clearly, they didn't anticipate such a long-range, wide-area attack... Divine Enhancement! Another Divine Enhancement! Pershka saved Lü Wenjun!! That was a well-hidden divine power!!!

- Kaguya Udankein: That's impressive, our witch's damage output!

-[Millennium Cave] Explosive Maniac: Wow, she even used a wide-range assimilation. Her teamwork in this game was great!

-[Administrator] Scholar: The children have grown up in just over a month.

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Expected to arrive at the ambush location in thirty seconds. Control team is ready. Faris is still running. Faris is still running.

-Kaguya Udumbara: I'm already crying.

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: 10 seconds. Faris fell. Faris is going to miss it. Lu Wenjun stopped; Lu Wenjun is out of magic.

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: Damn it, these two are such a disappointment!!

-Blazing Blood Princess: Don't pull me.

[Millennium Cave] Homebody Hero: Don't falter at a time like this!!!

[Administrator] Heavenly Demon: I can't take it anymore! How can his demonic power be so low?!

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: It is influenced by innate factors and has nothing to do with acquired factors.

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Wait a minute! Faris rolled down the slope, his speed increased, he caught up with Faris! He caught up now! Activate the spell! Artificial Spirit Ground Activation Control Group Follow Up!! Tenkain Reiko Activates the spell!!

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: Announcement: The decisive tactical maneuver has been successfully launched!

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Activated! Decisive Technique successfully activated!! The combination of Five Elements Sealing Technique and Fire Prison Curse is a perfect match; the Outer God is under control! Self-healing has stopped!!

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Operation Success!

- [Styling Studio] CNC engraving machine: It's on fire!!

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: We won! We won! We won!!

-Kaguya Udumbara: Let's pop the champagne!

- [Administrator] Earl: I didn't expect it to actually succeed.

-Oeyama: This girl has backbone.

-[Administrator] Cowboy: At this rate, the outcome will be decided in 20 seconds at most. Ling Gong should be able to hold on.

-[Millennium Cave] Explosion Maniac: I said stop jinxing!

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Announce it! Announce it!

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: Ah...

[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Holy crap!

-[Millennium Cave] People Appear and Disappear Like Ghosts: Death Transforms into a Thousand Flowers.jpg

-Udumbara Kaguya: ? ? ? ? ? ?

-[Administrator] Earl: Ouch!

-Kaguya Udumbara: What's with the farting?!

-Udumbara Kaguya: Why is there a third stage? ???

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: the power of the forest god, the transfer of life.

-Udumbara Kaguya: I didn't ask about the mechanics, I just asked how to beat this? What kind of shitty boss is this??

-[Administrator] Druid: I already said it. How could we possibly win against the Forest God on our home turf?

- [Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: ...To be fair, they did their best. There's really nothing to criticize when facing such an enemy...

-Pink Bunny: Activate! Spell activated!! It's fully stacked!!!

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Wow, oh my god! Wow! They have a trump card! It's a Manifestation Spell!

-Pink Bunny: Jack the Giant Slayer!!!

-[Administrator] Druid: Okay!!!

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: The heroes of Trista Academy throughout history have possessed him at this moment! He is not fighting alone! He is not alone!!

-Pink Bunny: I got it!

-Udumbara Kaguya: That's great, our Lu Wenjun's technique!

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Lu Ren is awesome!!

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: An unbelievable spell! Just look at its scale—it's approaching the theoretical maximum output within the realm of heresy!! This is their final blow. But with the God of the Outer World suppressing him with Death Transformation Thousand Blossoms, Lü Wenjun may have to use a decisive spell to clear the obstacles—

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: but there was no direct confrontation. He successfully evaded attacks consecutively. Incredible skill, he dodged them!

-Blazing Blood Princess: Amazing!

-[Student Council] Dragonblood Knight: Hit! Decisive hit!! The Outer God is incapacitated!! The resurgence of the god's self-awareness has been detected, and the battle is over!

Pink Bunny: Yay!

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Let's congratulate Lü Wenjun! Congratulations to the first-year student!!!

-[Administrator] Cowboy: [Salute][Salute][Salute]

-[Administrator] Scholar: My heart!

-[Administrator] Tianmo: There was an old man shouting by the window just now. I won't say who it was.

- [Administrator] Earl: You shouted louder than him.

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: Congratulations!

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: Keep trying!

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Friendship!

-Kaguya Udumbara: Victory!

-Pink Bunny: Ahhh, just looking at it makes me break out in a cold sweat, it's terrifying!

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: Well, at least the newlyweds saved a life.

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: Now, can the professor also tell us how many of these events were within his expectations?

-[Magic Research Institute] Golden House: Judging from the professor's usual style, he should have a battle plan that he is sure will work by now... right?

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: [Smile]

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: Do you want to know?

-[Millennium Cave] People appear and disappear like ghosts: No way~ Could it be~

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: There was no contingency plan at all.

-Udumbara Kaguya: [spits]

-[Millennium Cave] Deep Sea Fear: ...

-[Administrator] Cowboy: Really?

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: To be honest, my opinion is similar to Professor Merding's. I think the success rate of this campaign is extremely low, so there is no contingency plan.

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: However, my understanding alone cannot represent the whole picture of the world. Young people possess creativity and potential, and since this won't endanger their lives, let's take the gamble.

-[Administrator] Jade Immortal: This is also the principal's consistent style.

-[Principal] Trista: Exactly. Always believe in hope, love, and dreams, for they are the greatest forces in the world!

-[Millennium Cave] Elusive People: Oh, Principal, you really were watching!

-[Principal] Trista: A brilliant battle. Cheers to all the young people for their hard work!

(Many emojis omitted below)

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Okay, that's all for the live stream, here's the lock thread~

[Millennium Cave] Home Hero: Autumn of appetite is coming, let's go have a good meal to celebrate!

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Chapter 1 My Ancestors Were Deified

Lü Wenjun realized he had gotten on the wrong bus.

There are no bunny girls on the bus to the provincial capital.

She sat by the window listening to music, her in-ear headphones nestled in her long, pink earlobes. Her rabbit ears drooped over her beautiful chestnut hair, one of them suddenly standing up and turning towards him like an antenna.

The bunny girl spoke lazily, "Welcome aboard. I'm your friendly senior, Mingxiao. Please show me your acceptance letter and find a seat anywhere. Don't fight with the students around you because of race, religion, or family feuds... Hmm?"

Mingxiao frowned. She suddenly stood up and moved closer to Lü Wenjun, her face full of suspicion: "Classmate, why do you smell like a human?"

"A person?!" a red-skinned guy in the front row exclaimed.

"Where's the human touch?!"

"Senior, you must be joking!"