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"Holy crap..."

Lin Zheng was amused by her tone.

Looking around, he found a stone bench and pulled her to sit down there.

Perhaps after crying for a while and walking a few steps, Wei Yang's out-of-control emotions gradually returned to normal.

As if she had made up her mind, she clenched her right fist and stretched it forward, as if making a vow.

"Lin Zheng, I've made up my mind! I'm going to be a good person!"

Lin Zheng's eyes widened; he felt that this girl was going crazy.

He nodded, gave a thumbs up, and said, "Ideals are beautiful, but reality is harsh. Why bother being a good person? Being a good person isn't a good thing."

That's right.

This is ridiculous! Good people are being rated as T4 "pitfall" status by the system, on par with the poor, becoming the left and right protectors. What kind of good words are those?

However, he does hope that the people around him are all good people, for reasons he will not explain.

"Tch~, so-and-so is a good person himself, yet he says that being a good person isn't a good word."

Wei Yang's mood improved, and although tears still clung to her face, she smiled and continued, "When I was heading towards the abyss, a kind person pulled me back and saved me."

Honestly, if I hadn't met you, I would have become a womanizer, a gold digger, and a master of time management after I went to college.

I've never believed in love, and I don't have anyone I like.

She paused, adding a thought to herself—"Until I met you..."

"So what does this have to do with you being a good person? And hold on, I'm not a good person. What good person has so many good friends?"

Lin Zheng smiled and declined the "nice guy" card.

Wei Yang slapped her thigh lightly and complained, "Ugh! I'm speechless. I really can't figure out what you're thinking. Maybe you really are a scumbag, but I can also be sure that you're a good person!"

"So, what does this have to do with you being a good person?"

Lin Zheng snorted and asked again with a smile.

"Of course it's related! What if one day you find yourself in the same predicament as me, unable to extricate yourself? In a pinch, someone has to lend you a hand!"

As she spoke, tears welled up in her eyes again, but she still smiled.

Lin Zheng was amused by her crying and laughing expression, stood up, and took the initiative to extend his hand to her.

"Come on, let me pull you along."

Wei Yang's delicate eyebrows twitched twice, and she offered her right hand without hesitation, letting him take her hand.

"Hey? Do you believe I can really become a good person?"

"letter."

"Hey! Your reply was way too perfunctory!"

"Huh? I really believe it!"

Lin Zheng looked around, then led her quickly across the traffic lights, as if they had successfully reached the other side.

"I don't believe you. Your answer is too perfunctory. You definitely don't believe I will get better."

"Okay, okay, unless you tell me that what you told me before, that you really haven't held hands with other men, I won't believe you."

"Oh? Hagilin, you really do get jealous! Hehe~!"

Upon hearing this, Wei Yang happily jumped around him like a child.

Suddenly, she raised her head and said seriously, "I'm not kidding you!"

"I don't believe it~, then how come you're so good at flirting with guys?"

Lin Zheng scoffed, but in his heart he already believed that Wei Yang hadn't lied to him.

Because the "One Thought of Scum" mission has been completed.

Do you really want to know?

To everyone's surprise, Wei Yang became mysterious.

She continued, "Wait, come closer to your ear."

Upon hearing this, Lin Zheng stopped and leaned in to listen.

"Flirting with guys? That's something I... learned from watching porn... mua~."

She uttered an extremely seductive sentence.

With a kiss on the cheek, the girl let out a silvery laugh, released Lin Zheng's arm, and ran away quickly, leaving him standing there, unable to recover for a long time.

Holy crap! A woman watching porn?!

This is definitely the most shocking thing to his worldview recently.

Chapter 93 T1 Identity, Long-haired Man

When I got home, it was late at night. I took a shower and lay in bed playing on my phone for a while.

When I browse my social media feed every day, the first thing I see is Wei Yang's latest posts.

"Actually, everything I've said is to say that I like you, Hajilin. (Note: This post can only be seen by my one and only best friend.)"

Upon seeing this, Lin Zheng smiled and immediately replied, "Thank you for your kind words, but I have too many good friends, so I can only give you 5cc. (Emoji: biting finger to swear brotherhood)"

After finishing, I continued browsing my social media feed, but there was nothing new to see.

He put down his phone and began to check the status of the completed task.

[Completed: A Scumbag's Thoughts - Take Wei Yang to the bar for a "hunt" and successfully obtain gold coins, gaining a random ability +1 (related to the thug girl's strengths).]

[The "Good Samaritan" mission is complete, and you have received a special item—the "Good Samaritan Card."]

[Good Guy Card (Effect Description): Carrying this card greatly increases the probability of being seen as a good person.]

Upon receiving the first special item, Lin Zheng set aside the three abilities that had appeared and then looked at a card that had suddenly appeared in his hand.

This is a card that is entirely black and gold with a gold trim. It is about the same size and thickness as a bank card.

It has two big-headed little people printed on it.

It is very clear that the big-headed little man is Lin Zheng and Wei Yang.

The two held hands, with Lin Zheng walking ahead, heading against the mist.

Above the design is a small inscription that reads "Good Guy Card".

Upon seeing these three words, Lin Zheng couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Holy crap! There really is such a thing as a 'friend card'!"

After fiddling with the cards for a while, he made a decision.

Perhaps Wei Yang needs and deserves this card more, wishing her to become a good person in the future.

Lin Zheng put down the card and looked at the three abilities that had appeared.

[Gain one of the following abilities (choose one): Drowning (shallow water area), No Viewing Allowed, Time Management Master (Beginner)]

1. Drowning (shallow water): Life is like a journey, and I am but a traveler. After becoming immersed in something that goes against your conscience, you will instinctively try to survive and escape.

This ability goes without saying: when in trouble, one should not give up and try to save oneself.

The problem is, Lin Zheng doesn't seem to need it!

Therefore, he hesitated both times the option appeared, but he didn't want to choose it.

This thing is like a chicken rib – tasteless to eat, but a pity to throw away.

Let's look at the second ability.

2. Viewing is prohibited: You are a frequent visitor to small websites and have learned a lot of useful knowledge/techniques. Your brain is gradually being eroded by waste. Over time, you will develop a "craving to be loved (beginner)" constitution.

Upon seeing this ability displayed, Lin Zheng immediately burst out laughing.

Damn it, Wei Yang really wasn't lying to him just now.

Damn, she's so good at flirting with guys, she must have learned it from some small website!

Wow, that's amazing...

After a moment of reflection, he picked up his phone and sent a message to Wei Yang.

"Watch less of that good-natured girl whose head is full of nonsense."

Wei Yang seemed to be playing on her phone, replying to messages instantly.

The first thing that came to mind was an emoji: a cute girl wielding a sledgehammer coming at him.

Lin Zheng smiled, put down his phone, and looked at the last ability.

3. Time Management Master (Beginner): After acquiring this ability, your sense of time will be strengthened, and your moral standards for single partners will be greatly reduced. This is an essential ability for men and women who are considered "scumbags." It is highly recommended to choose this ability.

As expected, the nature of the third ability was just as he had anticipated.

The situation is quite clear: the "block viewing" option cannot be selected.

The ability to be a "time management master" is quite good, and it's very suitable for a "scumbag" like him who keeps developing good friendships.

In the end, Lin Zheng chose to drown (in the shallow water area).

He felt that he shouldn't be considered a scumbag; at most, he just wanted to give girls a home.

Hey! Just kidding! He's a time management master!

It's getting late, so I'll leave my usual message on Jiang Luoyu's message board: Goodnight, Jiang Xinyi.

Then I liked Duan tide's new post on WeChat Moments.

It's clear she was very happy tonight, which is why she posted a nine-grid photo collage of pictures of their activities at the bar and billiards room.

The caption reads: Playing with some kids makes me feel younger!

Looking at the caption, he thought for a moment and commented: Hmm? Young? Isn't Sister tide just eighteen? Any younger and she'd be a minor!

Lin Zheng had drunk some wine and gone out tonight, so he was a little tired. After finishing his "daily tasks," he went to bed early.

I'll talk about the new simulation game when I wake up tomorrow.

At nine o'clock the next morning, Lin Zheng woke up from his sleep, rested for a while, and opened "My Love Life".

A message prompt appears before your eyes.

My love life has been refreshed, please choose your game identity.

The panel in front of you changes, bringing you back to the initial game start screen, which is the role selection screen.

This time, two identities were revealed again.

1. Security Guard

[Player's witty comment: Is the Security Guard playable in this version?]

Okay, bro, if you choose the security guard role, I can confidently tell you it's going to be a tough one.

The security guard's identity belongs to the T4 Lucky Three Treasures - security guard, nanny, and cleaner, one of the three major sinkholes.

It belongs to the category of "clutching out" professions.

The game starts with a safe zone; whether you're in the game or not, you're still there, prioritizing safety.

At the same time, it will trigger the "auspicious" debuff, which will reduce attractiveness to women by 99%, increase attractiveness to women over 50 with high life pressure by 200%, increase hatred towards delivery drivers by 80%, and increase hatred towards homeowners by 100%.

Due to the current version being too competitive, a workplace stress patch has been added, significantly reducing the time available for slacking off.

If you want to play the security guard role well, you need to master the "leisurely and lazy" and "none of my business" mental techniques and wait until the mission time ends.

Or, he could bring himself to kiss an aunt who is more than ten times his size.

However, you must be careful, as some aunts may have children who are no younger than you, but who require you to raise them.

To make it easier to build rapport, you can call each other by different names: you call him "son," and he calls you "brother."

In addition, security guards must complete a dungeon—the Nighttime Horror Cycle. Only the bravest can survive.

However, we still have a way. By using tactics such as "presbyopia," "hard hearing," or "dozing off," we can get away with it and skip class.

In short, the security guard role is highly discouraged; it's neither fun nor engaging.