A new guide to winning over a girlfriend with an abstract identity is released every week.

He muttered to himself, "If you don't help her, how can I 'intentionally' flirt with her?"

Speaking of which, "unintentional" flirting doesn't seem like the tactics of a "bad girl," does it?

"Huh? What? I have to help her? Why???"

Zhang Xuan immediately had several question marks on his forehead, unable to understand what Lin Zheng was trying to do.

"By the way, don't tell me how she wants you to help her. I just like to do something exciting these days, hehehe~!"

Lin Zheng suddenly let out a strange, cackling laugh.

"Huh? Exciting?"

Zhang Xuan blinked in bewilderment.

What's going on here?!

Lin Zheng told him that Wei Yang was a scumbag and that he should stay away from her.

After coming to terms with it, I decided to stay away.

But why... would Lin Zheng deliberately provoke this scumbag woman again?

Something just doesn't feel right.

He touched the hair on his head and felt that it was a bit green, but it didn't seem to have anything to do with green.

Like Schrödinger's cat, is his hair really green?

hiss~!

He gasped, feeling that the world was truly too abstract!

Wei Yang is abstract, but Lin Zheng is even more abstract!

Chapter 56 Getting Started Directly

Although he tried to accept it, Zhang Xuan was still very upset.

The evening self-study session was an English test, and he really didn't want to do it at all. He was listless, lying on the table, and scribbling on the draft paper with a pen.

So when it was almost time to hand in the papers, he saw the situation and quickly grabbed Lin Zheng's paper and started copying it down with great effort.

Before copying, he asked Lin Zheng, "Your English is probably still as bad as before, right? After all, you still copy mine when you do dictation tests."

Lin Zheng didn't know what he wanted to do, but his answer was not very good, and his spoken English was terrible.

Without saying a word, Zhang Xuan grabbed the test paper and copied almost everything he could, except for the multiple-choice questions, where he deliberately changed one wrong answer out of every seven.

For the final essay question, he simply wrote down a template.

As we know...

First, ...

Second, ...

Third, ...

At last......

Aside from the template, there is absolutely no actual content.

He thought, "As a poor student, I've already written down everything I know how to write. Teacher, you should understand that I didn't write the main text because I don't know how to write it, right?"

If a student is a poor student who can only score 50 or 60 points, the English teacher would probably nod with satisfaction, thinking, "This child is good; they've tried their best."

But if he could score 120 or 130, but writes it like this, the teacher will feel that the student is deliberately showing off, like, "Dude, you know how to write it, but you just wrote it like this on purpose. What? Are you provoking the teacher?"

Zhang Xuan finished and handed in an English test paper that he felt he could only score 60 or 70 points, but actually scored 120 or 130.

Lin Zheng touched his nose and didn't say anything more.

Sigh, this adopted son has already suffered enough. Let him experience the joy of being a top student.

Get a high score and have some fun.

"Ugh, this is awful! Old Lin! I'm really, really awful! I thought love had finally arrived, but it turned out like this!"

During the last period of evening self-study, Zhang Xuan, like a heartbroken girl with nowhere to turn, kept grumbling to Lin Zheng.

"I should have chatted with Wei Yang right now, asked her if she wanted to go home together, and then bought two cups of milk tea to enjoy on the way."

But now, I'm all alone again. How tragic!

As Zhang Xuan spoke, she suddenly looked miserable, clung to Lin Zheng's arm, and kept fidgeting like a little girl.

"Go find someone else if you're in heat, Daddy, I'm not gay."

Lin Zheng pushed him away in disgust.

Amidst their playful banter, Zhang Xuan suddenly stopped.

He reached for his phone in his pocket, which had just vibrated.

He opened the message and saw it was from Lu Xue: "Zhang Xuan, we live on the same route. Want to walk home together after school?"

Zhang Xuan's heart, which was already half-dead, suddenly trembled.

Once bitten, twice shy. Looking at the message, he wanted to refuse, but he didn't really want to.

"Old Lin, what should I do?"

Finally, he looked longingly at Lin Zheng.

"It's up to you. This girl took the initiative to say she likes you. If you really want to get out of being single, take the initiative, and you're guaranteed to succeed."

Lin Zheng shrugged and said casually.

He wasn't just making things up.

Many guys pursue girls, and one moment the girl is cold and indifferent, and the next moment she agrees to be together. This makes guys feel that pursuing girls has no progress bar and is also very abstract.

In reality, pursuing a girl has a progress bar.

For example, being able to obtain contact information and establish some contact is the first stage.

For example, being able to have normal conversations and ask someone out, including but not limited to having meals, taking walks, or watching movies.

Furthermore, the above-mentioned tasks were done by the two of them alone together.

Next, be bold and go for it, make physical contact.

By the fourth step, the success rate of confessing your feelings is already very high. Even if you are rejected the first time, as long as the other person does not reject you, you can confess a few more times, and you will eventually succeed.

A very small number of abstract girls and fairy-like girls are not included in this list; at least for most normal girls, the progress bar is as described above.

What? How does Lin Zheng know so much detail?

Is there even a need to ask? Didn't he just finish pursuing someone...?

Back to topic.

"But I'm afraid they'll steal my gold coins..."

Zhang Xuan weakly expressed his concerns.

He had only known Wei Yang for five days and had already spent over 800 yuan. He was speechless.

"so?"

Lin Zheng lowered his eyes and asked in silence.

"But I also want to walk with a girl... I want to have a sweet romance..."

Zhang Xuan then gave a lewd smile.

"so?"

Seeing this, Lin Zheng was speechless again and asked a question.

"Should I say yes or no? Sigh~ It's all my damn charm's fault, how come so many scumbag girls are swarming around me?"

Zhang Xuan suddenly became narcissistic.

The sudden reversal of fortune almost made Lin Zheng spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Damn it! I'm speechless. Why don't you just agree?"

"But I'm afraid of losing my gold coins..."

"Then we won't agree, okay?"

But then I think...

......

"Think, think, think, what the hell?!"

After several back-and-forth exchanges, Lin Zheng finally lost his temper, grabbed Zhang Xuan's phone while cursing, and sent him a "date".

"Holy crap! Old Lin, you actually agreed!?"

They want milk tea later, and they asked me to go buy it...

Zhang Xuan panicked.

The main reason he didn't want to was that he was broke...

The remaining money was just enough for him to eat this month.

In other words, he wouldn't have any money to pick up girls for the next twenty days.

"Why are you buying this? Why do you have to spend money? Can't you just say you don't have money? If they really want a drink, they'll buy you one too."

Isn't it great to get something for free?

Lin Zheng handed the phone back to Zhang Xuan, then looked at him with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot.

Why is this guy only thinking about spending money on girls?

What a despicable person.

Although he paid for both meals he had with Jiang Luoyu, Jiang Luoyu kept track of the bills and would pay him back sooner or later.

If he can't repay the debt, he'll just pay with his body; he doesn't mind taking a loss.

"Uh... this... isn't this a bit inappropriate?" Zhang Xuan said weakly.

He felt really bad about letting the girl pay when he was with her.

"Tch~, what's wrong with it?"

If I were you, and I was walking with Lu Xue after school, I would go up to her and confess my feelings directly, saying, "Actually, I've realized that I also have a bit of a crush on you," and then grab her hand and walk with her.

Isn't that thuggish? So what?

Maybe that girl just likes this style?

Lin Zheng spoke with a hint of arrogance, and finally gave a disdainful smile.

He still vividly remembers the parallel world of the future, which was the game, where Wei Yang whispered in his ear, "What loss are you going to suffer? Is it possible that it's actually quite comfortable?"

This really shattered his worldview and dragged him down the path of prostitution.

Zhang Xuan was stunned again upon hearing this.

However, he seemed to feel that Lin Zheng's words made some sense, after all, this guy could even win over the school beauty, so he did not raise any objections.

After a while, Zhang Xuan decisively made a request: "No way, Lao Lin, you come with me tonight to meet them! Set an example for me, okay?"

"Hmm? Show me how?"

Lin Zheng was stunned, not understanding what he meant.

"Ahem, I reckon Wei Yang is here too. Weren't you going to take the initiative against this scumbag? You can set an example for me, like... making a move on her, hehehe~."

Zhang Xuan chuckled lewdly, his right eyebrow twitching several times, making him appear even more lewd.

This time, he decided that if Lin Zheng could really get the hang of it, he would follow his example.

That's right, just follow along, and you'll definitely succeed!

Getting started... hehe~, is that the kind of "getting started" he's thinking of?

For some reason, saliva began to drip from the corner of his mouth.