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"Oh? So you were lying to the police just now?" Lin Zheng asked again.

"Oh dear, are you stupid? I've explained it to you so clearly, how come you still don't understand?"

As Jiang Luoyu gradually recovered, she gripped the blanket tightly with both hands, her brows furrowed, and angrily complained, "You bunch of blondies are so stupid."

"Oh, okay, I get it. You were just lying to the police officer. We're not a couple." Lin Zheng sighed, his face full of disappointment.

Seeing his expression, Jiang Luoyu's beautiful, light-colored eyebrows furrowed slightly, but she still managed a soft "hmm".

She can't just become Lin Zheng's girlfriend because he saved her once, can she?

"Okay, let me think. How many years of government service would it take to deceive the police?"

Lin Zheng muttered to himself as he opened a recording he had just made on his phone. The recording clearly showed Jiang Luoyu admitting that she had lied to the police.

"It seems to be obstruction of official business, which carries a sentence of up to three years, right, Jiang Luoyu?"

As he spoke, he looked with a broad smile at Jiang Luoyu, whose face was as white as paper.

The girl's eyes widened in disbelief. She couldn't believe that Lin Zheng, who seemed so innocent, friendly, and even a little clumsy, would do such a thing.

Was she... threatened?

Chapter 5 Mission Successful

Lin Zheng had a smile on his face, a very happy smile, as if he had grasped the essence of Huang Mao.

The novice blond guy shamelessly asks women for their WeChat or QQ, like a horny little teddy bear asking for contact information everywhere.

The intermediate-level blond guy skips the chat process and just grabs a woman and asks her directly, "Are you a virgin?"

The "high-class blond hairdresser," or the cheap chauffeured driver he was known for at this time, would first get the woman drunk, then take her to a hotel room and pretend it was a one-night stand.

This is clearly illegal!

So how can one avoid being arrested by the police?

The answer is the threat.

Seeing Jiang Luoyu's trembling body, Lin Zheng smiled, but he still decided to tease her.

"I heard that after going to jail, you'll be expelled from the university you worked so hard to get into, you won't be able to take civil service exams or apply for government jobs, and even finding a good job will be affected by your jail sentence..."

"You dare call the police! I dare tell you what you did to me last night! We might as well fight to the death!"

Jiang Luoyu interrupted Lin Zheng sharply, biting her lip, her eyes filled with anger as she looked at him.

That blond guy is just a blond guy; she actually thought he was a good person!

Only now, as if she were a lamb entering a tiger's den, did she realize the wickedness of human nature.

"Tch, do you think I care?"

Lin Zheng shrugged, his smile undiminished, showing no sign of fear whatsoever.

Jiang Luoyu fell silent. She tried to observe Lin Zheng's expression and realized that he wasn't faking it; he was genuinely unafraid!

That makes sense; why would blondie be afraid of going to the police station?

They might even use connections to get them released early.

"What do you want to do?" she finally asked first.

"It's simple, just promise me one thing."

Lin Zheng suddenly stretched his shoulders and straightened his back.

My back aches from sitting like this for so long.

Little did Jiang Luoyu know that upon seeing Lin Zheng make such a "sleazy" move, she immediately understood.

The thought of this blond-haired man making her sleep with him and do disgusting things made her tears fall uncontrollably.

Plus, this blond guy is cunning; he might even film a video or something.

Am I really going to be controlled by him, even reduced to... to... a tool for his venting?

After stretching his joints, Lin Zheng heard Jiang Luoyu suddenly let out a soft sob and immediately turned to look.

"Huh?? What's going on? Why are you crying?"

He was at a loss, wanting to reach out and wipe away her tears to comfort her, but he didn't dare.

Ultimately, he had the desire to steal but lacked the courage.

A fake blond guy.

"I...I promise you, but could you please not take pictures? I...I'm so scared..."

Jiang Luoyu's tears grew larger and larger, falling onto the quilt like pearls falling onto a jade plate, quickly soaking the white quilt.

"Uh... taking photos? What kind of photos?"

Lin Zheng was a little confused, not knowing what this girl was thinking. He twitched his eyelids slightly and then stated his request.

"I want you to be my girlfriend, and it has to be from the bottom of my heart."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head away shyly, not daring to look at her.

Although his grades in high school weren't great, he always studied hard and had no interest in dating, so he remained single until he was 17.

This was the first time he had ever confessed his feelings to a girl, but the way and the setting of the confession...

This really shattered his expectations of love.

"You're so mean! You threatened and forced me, and now you expect me to be sincere? How is that possible?!"

Jiang Luoyu was furious after hearing the request. She pouted her pink lips and glared at Lin Zheng resentfully.

Isn't it the same thing to become his girlfriend, sleep with him, and even be photographed?

Before going to university, she definitely wouldn't have connected the two.

But after entering university, especially at Songyun College, a second-tier, low-ranking school.

The idea that dating equals booking a hotel room is deeply ingrained in the minds of almost every student.

Take her dorm room for example, there are six people in total, and now only two of them are still virgins.

One is her, and the other is a chubby girl who is 155cm tall and weighs 165kg.

Because she was too fat and ugly, no one wanted her.

Why doesn't she find a boyfriend?

On the one hand, they look down on the students at this school.

On the other hand, besides studying, she also had to work, keeping her extremely busy every day and leaving her no time for dating.

"Uh, I don't care, you just have to genuinely agree to be my girlfriend, or I'll call the police."

Seeing Jiang Luoyu's aggrieved look, Lin Zheng immediately became amused. He whistled and nodded up and down, extremely proud, just like a young punk who had just started out.

Jiang Luoyu stopped talking. She could move now, so she sat up and leaned against the headboard, hugging her curled-up legs with both hands, and then rested her head on them, silently enduring the pain.

After a long while, she finally raised her head, her eyes red as she looked at Lin Zheng, who was engrossed in playing on his phone.

"Okay, I can be your girlfriend, but I don't want to, and you can't touch me."

"Hmm?" Lin Zheng looked away from his phone and met her eyes.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"I said! I can be your girlfriend, but you can't touch me without my permission!" Jiang Luoyu said fiercely.

If Lin Zheng disagrees, she would rather call the police and explain everything to them.

As for what happens after the police are called, we'll talk about that later.

It's certainly not better than being ridden by this blond-haired bastard right now.

"Oh? You really agreed to be my girlfriend?"

Lin Zheng belatedly realized what was happening, and his face instantly lit up with surprise.

Jiang Luoyu lowered her head and softly hummed in agreement, looking just like a wronged little wife.

[Current main quest completed: Gained +1 career point]

[Note: This career point can be invested in your current career. Please investigate further for details.]

"Holy crap! The blond guy is definitely the best character of this version... he's just too strong!"

Lin Zheng couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment when he saw the task completion notification pop up in front of him.

[We are about to leave the current time point. Countdown: 5, 4, 3...]

As the countdown reached zero, Lin Zheng's vision went dark. When he opened his eyes again, the surrounding environment had returned to his previous rented room.

He was in a daze for a while before he came to his senses.

"Did I have a dream?"

Lin Zheng's eyelids twitched, and he reflexively felt as if he were having an incredibly realistic dream.

He reached for his phone, unlocked the screen, and checked the "My Love Life" app next to the King of Glory game.

But what dating apps are available next to King of Glory?

Was it all just a dream?

But everything that just happened was so real, how could it be a dream?

Just as Lin Zheng was questioning his existence, a window popped up in front of him.

Current identity: blond guy

[The Companion Mission has been triggered. After completing all current Companion Missions, a new identity will be available.]

【Companion Mission 1: Get to know Jiang Luoyu】

[Introduction: The idea of ​​asking a girl for her WeChat on the street is outdated, because people are very wary of strangers.]

Of course, some will give it, and quickly throw themselves into your arms.

only......

Hey, it's a relationship with Mei. Once you get her contact information, just go to a hotel. There won't be any warts; it's just a casual fling. 100% success rate, 100% infection rate.

Lin Zheng: "......"

This method is best used when there's absolutely nothing wrong.

Chapter 6 My Deskmate Zhang Xuan

[Current version T0-level strategy – Blonde guy strategy: Directly ask if they're virgins. Success rate 5%, infection rate 0%.]

[Task Requirements: Use the "yellow-haired" tactic to get to know Jiang Luoyu and obtain her contact information. (Incomplete)]

[Quest Reward: +1 Job Point]

"Uh......"

Lin Zheng choked again.

The tactics described earlier for this mission had already given him a run for his money.

As mentioned earlier, you should shamelessly ask a girl for her contact information.

How is this possible? Isn't that embarrassing?

Then he pulled out an even more outrageous move, directly asking her if she was a buddy.

It would be strange if the girl didn't think he was crazy!

Most importantly, this task must be completed according to Huang Mao's fighting style.

Isn't that ridiculous?

But... what are career points for?

Lin Zheng quickly noticed the words "professional point".

With a thought, the panel in front of him refreshed.