Huh? Where did these witty player comments come from?
He tried clicking on the top player comments and found there were still some comments inside.
But most of them were complaints.
"Starting with just a bowl, and the world collapses, okay?! Tell me, how am I supposed to play if I'm a beggar?"
"I tried it, the 3-yuan hanging noodles are delicious, everyone come and try them!"
"I suggest you tan yourself, add some makeup, and switch to the T1 class [Black Guy] to easily clear the game."
"By the way, are these insightful comments from players real people? Who are you in real life?"
"Asking upstairs is pointless. We're not even in the same world, like parallel universes, you know? Ha! Poor people are so funny, hee hee~!"
"..."
After watching for a while, Lin Zheng left the comment section and checked the second identity that appeared.
2. Good person
[Player's insightful comment: As a T4 class, along with the Poor Guy, it is known as one of the two major pitfall classes. How should it be played in the current version?]
First of all, I personally think that being a good person is even worse than being poor.
Switching to the Good Guy class will first grant you a permanent epic-level debuff—Moral Binding.
Because they cannot abandon moral constraints, they cannot enter the speedrun mode – the loan instance.
Secondly, due to moral constraints, they cannot freely engage in physical contact with the woman to quickly enhance their relationship.
Finally, due to moral constraints, his already meager gold coins are likely to be quickly depleted by the woman, turning him into a "conservative pauper."
Looking at it this way, the difficulty is simply off the charts.
Is it still playable?
Yes, you can! Yes, brother! Yes, you can!
The reason why Huang Mao is a T0 is that he can easily force good people into prostitution.
Good people, being the opposite of yellow-haired men, naturally have their own methods of persuading prostitutes to reform.
Sigh, the fundamental reason why "good guys" are a Tier 4 class is because they are too reliant on skillful gameplay.
Two useless professions were introduced this time, with long descriptions that made Lin Zheng's eyelids twitch.
He immediately ruled out professions that were particularly poor.
What a terrible profession!
Loans and 007-style work, might mean decades of living in poverty in Sanhe, and in the end, relying on government assistance to find a decrepit old lady...
Being a good person is no less challenging than being a good citizen.
The main problem is the moral debuff, which restricts our actions and prevents us from doing anything.
However, you can first take a look at the players' witty comments.
"Having played so many classes, the 'good guy' class is still the most abstract. Good heavens, do you guys know what I'm going to do? Make a 'sexy' girl fall in love with me and reform herself within a week? It's just too abstract!"
The first comment made Lin Zheng burst out laughing.
If he understood correctly, his impression of those "sexy girls" was that they had dyed their hair blonde, wore earrings, dressed in cheap clothes, and would wander around the streets all the time.
By the way, Wei Yang and her two sisters are also showing a trend of becoming more like "spirited young women," but perhaps the future trend should be more like becoming socialites?
After all, these three people aren't that abstract.
See the second comment.
"Nice, I'm in Sanhe, hanging on the wall, all my money has been taken by that scumbag girl, and I've failed to reform her."
Article 3.
"488 for a minute, 888 for the whole night. Love begins with the clock, and the feeling lingers even after the clock stops. Rather than spending money to win someone over, it's better to spend money to enjoy yourself."
Article 4.
"The person upstairs is right. This profession is really a rip-off. If I could do it all over again, I would choose the Poor Guy!"
......
After reading these comments, Lin Zheng's eyelids twitched uncontrollably.
He gleaned several useful pieces of information.
1. The task of good people is estimated to be related to influencing and reforming, and the targets of their influencing are all... bad girls.
2. It's very difficult, even more so than being poor, because many players have already gone to eat "wall-hanging noodles" (a Chinese slang term for cheating or being cheated).
3. Perhaps you can enjoy...
After weighing the pros and cons, Lin Zheng ultimately decided to choose the identity of the good guy.
Whether or not I'm reformed doesn't matter; the main thing is to enjoy myself.
He enjoys the feeling of facing challenges.
I didn't have a choice before, but now I just want to be a good person!
Chapter 40 Good People, Rental House, Wei Yang
[Identity confirmed - Good person]
[Currently recalibrating my life path...]
At 17, you are a senior at Songyun No. 4 High School, nearing the college entrance examination. You have a dream in which you become an all-around academic genius, defeating Tsinghua and Peking Universities and even Nanwu University. During this time, you also win the favor of Jiang Luoyu, the school beauty.
Unfortunately, it was all just a dream.
Oh! This time calibration seems to have occurred before I acquired the system!
Lin Zheng fell into deep thought upon seeing the first sentence.
He seemed to understand what this time calibration meant.
Could it be the parallel world that the players mentioned in the previous comments?
The text continues to appear.
At 18, you scored 465 on the college entrance exam and successfully entered a second-tier university in Yangcheng, the provincial capital. Although your parents were somewhat dissatisfied, they were still happy because you had done your best.
College entrance examination scores are not fixed and can fluctuate.
Upon seeing the second sentence, Lin Zheng became even more certain that this must be a parallel world.
The difference between parallel worlds and the real world is that they are somewhat similar, but not entirely similar.
This year, you realized that your starting point at your university wasn't high. If you continued to drift along aimlessly, you'd inevitably end up in a mediocre situation. So you decided to continue studying hard and strive for a comeback through postgraduate entrance exams.
Upon seeing this, Lin Zheng nodded.
That's right. His original plan was to first get into a second-tier university in the provincial capital, and then continue to study hard to turn his life around through postgraduate entrance exams.
[At 19, after a year of diligent study, you realize that learning is utterly useless. Watching others spend their days playing games or chasing girls, then getting study materials from upperclassmen or some incredibly resourceful individuals before finals and achieving grades no worse than yours, you feel lost and confused.]
"Uh......"
Lin Zheng choked.
For a moment, I didn't know what to say.
Is learning completely useless?
He never went to university and doesn't know what university is like, so he can only skip that sentence for now.
At 20, as you enter your junior year of college, you maintain your study habits, while your three roommates have long since gone through several girlfriends.
And you, a lost young person in society, can only run on the playground every night, shedding the sweat of your youth, yet unable to grasp any memories.
Watching the couples coming and going on the playground, without realizing it, you start to want to fall in love...
This is fucking...
Lin Zheng looked at the sentence with amusement. He was looking forward to how he would approach love.
Will he become a blond guy again?
No way, he's a good guy this time.
In the second semester of your junior year, you meet a girl named Wei Yang through a friend's introduction at a karaoke bar. She is fashionable, beautiful, and has a beautiful singing voice, making her a star of the party.
And you, all alone in the corner, are just a nobody who no one cares about.
She pulled you into singing a song—Faith.
After the meeting, she secretly pulled you aside and said, "I think I sang this song with you before."
You seem to be lost in thought, vaguely remembering that you might have sung this song with her.
But this is clearly your first time meeting and getting to know her.
You spent a sleepless night, convinced she might be your destined one.
"Holy crap! Wei Yang!?"
Lin Zheng exclaimed in surprise.
How is that possible?
This is Zhang Xuan's girlfriend!
You begin pursuing her, and your roommates take turns giving you advice.
Milk tea, karaoke, movie theaters, travel... she never refuses your invitations, but she never accepts your confessions of love.
Soon, the scholarships you earned during your school years, along with the money you made from part-time jobs during winter and summer vacations, were all gone.
"Uh......"
Lin Zheng choked again. Why did he feel like he had taken Zhang Xuan's script?
Holy crap! Zhang Xuan is actually a good guy!
As you finish your junior year and are about to enter your senior year, you tell Wei Yang that you plan to stay in Yangcheng during the summer vacation to find an internship that matches your major and gain work experience in advance.
But she chose to go home, seemingly unconcerned about her future work situation.
You were somewhat disappointed, but you still supported her decision.
As you parted, you said to her, "It would be nice to make the most of the last days of your student life and have some fun."
She just smiled and didn't say anything.
A week later, you saw her at a bar in Yangcheng. She had been plied with alcohol by several rich second-generation guys. You forcefully barged in, took her away, and brought her back to your rented apartment.
However, after she sobered up, she blamed you for meddling, scolded you, and slammed the door as she left.
You feel lost again, unsure whether you should continue liking her.
Upon seeing this incident, Lin Zheng rolled his eyes.
What's wrong? Did you become dumber after going to college or something?
When faced with a woman who's a gold digger, you should just play around and be done with it. Why did you actually fall for her?
You contacted your best friend from high school, Zhang Xuan, who told you that if you like someone, you should like everything about her, try your best to be good to her, and if she really makes a mistake, you should try your best to help her correct it...
Hearing these sycophantic vows, you outwardly dismiss them and even criticize them relentlessly, but inwardly you begin to waver.
To love someone is to accept them completely.
If she goes astray, I have to guide her back to the right path.
You keep telling yourself that you have to help her, and at the same time, you begin to secretly plot a plan.
what's the plan?
Lin Zheng's eyelids twitched, and for some reason, he had a bad feeling.
[A few days later, the plan was successfully carried out. Looking at Wei Yang, whom you brought back to the rented apartment, you decided to use a kind-hearted approach, to love her and try to influence her...]
As the last line of text appeared, Lin Zheng's vision went dark in less than five seconds.
When he came to his senses, the scene in the room had completely changed.
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