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"I stumbled upon this while scrolling through Douyin (TikTok) because I couldn't sleep at night, and then..."

Chen Kai scratched his head, took out his phone, opened Douyin (TikTok), found the streamer he followed, and clicked on it.

Lin Zheng's eyelids twitched when he saw the information above.

Uh..., it's Wei Yang's Douyin account.

What a coincidence!

"Old Lin, let me tell you, this girl is freaking gorgeous. Even though she's using a beauty filter, I can tell it's a very low level. It's completely different from those with maxed-out beauty filters," Chen Kai said mysteriously.

"so?"

Lin Zheng stared at him strangely, one eye wide open and the other narrowed.

"I bought it because I saw this streamer promoting it, sigh..."

Chen Kai sighed and shifted some of the blame onto himself.

"Uh... it's okay, just buy it. It's normal for men to have some needs."

Lin Zheng patted Chen Kai on the shoulder and sighed.

"Old Lin, will you laugh at me?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Kai tentatively inquired.

"What are you laughing at? I sell this stuff myself. If you had told me, I would have just given you one for free."

Lin Zheng smiled and said in a casual tone.

"Hmm? You're just giving me one for free? I'll return this one and you can give me another one. I'll wait a few more days."

Upon seeing this, Chen Kai quickly closed the packaging and packed it up, making it look like he wanted to return the goods.

Lin Zheng thought for a moment and said, "It's okay, no need to return it. Just click 'return' and you don't need a refund. I'll handle it for you."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Chen Kai was stunned. He was just looking for a way to back down, but he still didn't understand what Lin Zheng was saying.

"What I mean is, this shop you bought from is mine. You can return the item directly, and I'll approve it for you. You won't have to pay anything; consider it a gift from me."

Lin Zheng said awkwardly, then couldn't help but laugh again.

Honestly, he's received professional training; no matter how funny something is, he won't laugh.

Unless it's really that funny.

"Holy crap! This store is yours!?"

In an instant, Chen Kai's eyes widened, his face filled with disbelief.

"And what do you think?"

Lin Zheng leaned closer, and the two of them fiddled with their phones for a few minutes. The order was successfully cancelled, and Chen Kai didn't spend a penny.

After confirming that the shop really belonged to Lin Zheng, Chen Kai's mind suddenly raced, and he asked, "Hey, Brother Lin, Uncle Lin, that streamer... so he's also your employee? Could you introduce me to him?"

"I'm a student from a top-tier university (985 Project), dating a lowly employee is practically a one-sided affair, isn't it?"

He raised his thick eyebrows and gave a mischievous smile.

"Damn it, you're dreaming. That's my girl."

Lin Zheng snorted and continued, "By the way, you should talk to Lao Chen and Li Feng about this, otherwise you basically won't be able to use it. This thing is too big and it will be discovered."

"Huh?...Why is it your girlfriend again? Why are you being ambiguous with so many women?"

Chen Kai was annoyed and asked in return, somewhat puzzled.

"There's nothing I can do, bro, I'm just too handsome, that's why all the girls like me."

Lin Zheng gloated a little.

Hearing this, Chen Kai was filled with envy. He sighed, put the things away, and hid them in his wardrobe.

Lin Zheng thought for a moment and felt it was necessary to advise the young man: "Kai Zi, why don't you find a girlfriend? This kind of thing is only suitable for single middle-aged men. We are energetic college students!"

"I want to look for it too, but I can't find it!"

Chen Kai turned around, pointed to the dense, bright red pimples on his face, and said dejectedly.

Back in my student days, before I started earning money, picking up girls was basically all about looks.

No matter how poor a family's financial situation is, they won't go hungry or cold. Everyone is in a similar situation, so they rarely feel inferior because of their financial situation.

"You should go to the hospital or a beauty salon to get it checked out. They can do some treatments, and it should be fine in two or three months. It won't even leave a mark."

Seeing this, Lin Zheng made a suggestion.

"Oh, right, play less, go to bed early, and exercise more," he suddenly emphasized.

"Emmm... I don't have the money to get treatment." Chen Kai spread his hands and shrugged.

"Emmm... well, then let's figure out a way to earn it..." Lin Zheng replied speechlessly.

"I can't earn it."

"Uh......"

He really didn't know what to say.

He and Chen Kai weren't the same kind of close friends as he was with Zhang Xuan.

You can't exactly say that you voluntarily spend a lot of time, energy, and resources to help him, can you?

He mentioned earlier that he is in college and starting his own business, and that anyone interested can join him.

However, Chen Kai and the other two all appeared uninterested.

Now that you have no money, you still say you can't earn any.

Speechless. This is what it means to be highly scored but incompetent.

However, he vaguely remembered that Chen Kai's score was more than a hundred points lower than theirs due to regional differences in the college entrance examination...

The topic shifted, and Chen Kai and I chatted about other things, things unrelated to money or women, like games.

I heard this guy said he's playing a game called "Ming Dynasty," and in the last couple of days, the game updated and the developers nerfed his favorite character.

The character featured in this episode got nerfed; the game designers are really something else.

"Damn it! Those stupid bloggers, all they do is talk about how weak and insignificant the characters are, and the gacha pool is getting nerfed. They're really fucking idiots!" Chen Kai cursed angrily.

......

As they chatted, it became 5:30, and the two went to the cafeteria for lunch.

Of course, Yang Wan was already waiting for him downstairs at the dormitory.

And so, Lin Zheng, with Yang Wan in his arms and an embarrassed Chen Kai beside him, entered the cafeteria to queue for food.

During the meal, Yang Wan suddenly asked Chen Kai if he had a girlfriend.

The answer was, of course, no.

Then Yang Wan said that she could introduce him to her roommate or classmate.

Wow! This pie has completely boosted Chen Kai's favorability.

However, Yang Wan also said that your pimples look too scary. She said she would introduce you to her roommate after the pimples cleared up.

Alright, that confirms it's true.

After finishing his meal, Chen Kai happily returned to his dormitory to change into his sportswear, and then ran to the playground to start running.

Why?

Lin Zheng has repeatedly stated that exercise can detoxify the body and eliminate acne.

Then Yang Wan said that after his acne cleared up, she would introduce him to her roommate, which meant she would introduce him to her girlfriend.

He's really motivated now.

Little did they know, Yang Wan was simply learning how to be a good boss.

When you're a boss, the most important thing is to promise your employees a rosy picture.

My first attempt at making a promise, and it turned out pretty good!

Of course, once Chen Kai's acne clears up, if he still remembers the promise Yang Wan made, then she'll give him her roommate's WeChat or QQ.

After parting ways, Lin Zheng took Yang Wan's hand and walked out of another back gate of the school. They strolled around the school area and bought some snacks to take back to their dormitory.

I returned to the dormitory around 10 p.m.

Chen Hao and Li Feng, their faces beaming with excitement, said to Lin Zheng, "Holy crap! Old Lin, you're back! You know what? Kai bought that!"

"Holy crap! He actually told you guys!"

Lin Zheng could hardly contain his laughter after hearing this.

Goodness, Kai is really honest. He just said it casually, and this guy actually said it!

However, he is a person with high emotional intelligence, and immediately said,

"Are you interested? If so, I'll give one to each of you."

Seeing this, he took the opportunity to make a suggestion.

He had assumed the two would refuse.

However......

Chen Hao was instantly tempted and said he wanted it. He said he wouldn't even take a dog for free, but he wanted it!

Li Feng initially tried to politely decline, but Chen Hao pulled him along, saying it was part of the dorm culture and everyone had to have one, and then made him take one too.

In response, Lin Zheng vigorously swung his hands in a "666" gesture.

Holy crap, this has become dorm culture?

Finally, with no other choice, he pulled the blanket up, used the portal key to get to a hotel in Yangcheng, and then went to sleep.

He had considered renting a place outside the school.

But......

If they rent a place now, would it be possible that at least one of Jiang Luoyu and Yang Wan would live with him?

Once they start living together, things will get really interesting.

The skill of being a master of time management will automatically become invalid.

As for buying a house, it doesn't matter. The house is quite far from the school, several kilometers away. If I live in the house during the school term, transportation will be inconvenient.

The next day, around eight o'clock, Lin Zheng used the portal key to return to his dormitory.

The three guys have already gone to class.

Then Lin Qiaoying worked through the night to revise the PPT repeatedly, striving for perfection, and finally sent it to him at three in the morning.

This girl really cares about him.

After thinking for a moment, Lin Zheng, for the first time ever, put on the executive jacket that Jiang Luoyu had bought for him when he went shopping with two girls last weekend.

hey~!

I thought this outfit wouldn't be of much use in the short term, but I didn't expect to put it to use in just three days.

At approximately 9:50, Lin Zheng arrived at the counselor's office.

When Zhang Rui saw Lin Zheng's outfit, she was stunned for a moment, then quickly covered her mouth and chuckled: "Wow! Everyone else wears a suit, and you're wearing an executive jacket, huh? 666."

"What? Is it not allowed? This is formal attire, isn't it?"

Lin Zheng smiled and looked down. It seemed like there wasn't much difference.

"It's not that it's impossible, it's just that this thing... hehehe~..."

Zhang Rui smiled and then shook her head.

She explained, "Never mind, just wear this. The main thing is this. It's what the leaders wear. If you wear this on stage, I'm afraid you won't be able to command the stage."

How can I make a statement wearing this?

Seeing this, Lin Zheng asked in return.

"Of course, only someone really awesome can command respect!"