A new guide to winning over a girlfriend with an abstract identity is released every week.

Most importantly... his family is a working-class family and has almost no ability to provide him with any assistance.

After the leave slip was stamped, Lin Zheng slyly added a stroke to the number of leave days, making it 7.

At the same time, the leave dates below should be filled in with a seven-day interval.

Hey~! It's Tuesday today, so he can have another fun day.

He then went to the academic affairs office, submitted the leave request, and left leisurely.

After leaving the house, he slapped his forehead and realized he looked like a bad student.

He never wants to go to class; all he wants to do is play.

Most importantly, they also arbitrarily altered leave slips.

Ugh! I just asked my advisor for leave. Couldn't I have just said I needed seven days off?

But then again, it seems the counselor didn't notice he took a few days off, did she? He just took her stamp and stamped it himself.

After figuring it out, Lin Zheng chuckled and returned to his dormitory.

He promised Yang Wan that he would spend two days with her every week during the past two days.

Even a light drizzle can't be missed; I have to stay for two days.

Zhou Shishi has to spend at least one day with him.

Hey! His schedule for spending time with girls miraculously fits the five-day work week.

After finishing all this, I returned to the dormitory around 4 PM.

My roommates are still struggling through class and haven't come back yet.

After thinking it over, Lin Zheng started the dating game again.

With a thought, a panel popped up in front of me, and text quickly appeared.

Please select your game identity.

1. Backup plan

[Player's witty comment: Someone asked if the backup option is strong in this version.]

In previous seasons, the role of the backup player was actually quite good; many people played it, and quite a few rose to the top.

But with each version update, this profession is now practically a nobody.

However, if you really want to play this profession.

First, you must observe whether the number of people chatting with the target female player is full, and whether you can squeeze in and become one of the top backup options.

Even if I'm not the number one backup option, I should at least be number two or three, right?

Objectively speaking, the role of a "backup partner" is a piece of equipment that female gamers find neither enjoyable nor worth discarding.

In this situation, female players naturally leave the "backup plan" item gathering dust in their inventory, only taking it out to look at it when they remember it.

In this situation, as a backup option, you should always be prepared to send messages to the other party and receive no reply.

In addition, the backup option might also receive invitations from female players, such as, "Boiling Sheep, push harder, Happy Sheep can't hold on any longer~!"

Sigh... I can't go on like this. My advice to all players is: a backup plan is just something you can find on the side of the road, okay? Don't play it, absolutely don't play it.

Chapter 262 Long-distance relationships are actually a powerful profession?

After reading the introduction to the "backup partner" profession, Lin Zheng sighed.

Hey~! This commenter... could it be that they've been a backup lover/simp before?

Since there was already a job available, Lin Zheng didn't want to choose it and looked directly at the second one.

2. Long-distance relationship

[Player's witty comment: Long-distance relationships are a dime a dozen these days. Even dogs wouldn't date someone who's in a long-distance relationship! I'm in a long-distance relationship!]

As a seasoned player of long-distance relationships, I was asked, "I just started playing the long-distance relationship class, but my male best friend stole my base. Can I still play?"

What I want to say here is, bro, having your home base hacked by your male best friend is purely due to server latency.

Under normal circumstances, the farther away you are from a girl, the higher the latency.

The only way to reduce latency is to spend money.

So, if you're into long-distance relationship games, as long as you solve the issue of spending money on in-game purchases, all the delays will be easily manageable, right?

As for how to solve the problem of spending money on in-game purchases, the online loan dungeon is definitely the best option. After entering the game, go all out to collect illegal online loans, collect dozens of them, and then fly directly to your girlfriend's side to comfort her and give her a good injection.

Yes, that's right. If you play a long-distance relationship role, there's a very high chance you'll enjoy the fun of getting injections.

Seeing this, Lin Zheng scratched his head with a lewd expression.

hey~!

When he first saw the words "long-distance relationship," he thought it was just another batch of two useless jobs.

Unexpectedly, my second job seems quite interesting!

It's still the kind of good job that involves giving injections.

As for taking out online loans, it doesn't matter.

If the interest rate is higher than 36%, it's considered an illegal online loan, and you won't have to repay anything, since the contract has no legal effect.

For the portion of interest exceeding 24% but less than 36%, no interest needs to be repaid. In special circumstances, no interest needs to be repaid at all.

In special circumstances, if the interest rate is less than 24%, you don't have to pay anything back.

Even if he took out a loan from his parallel world counterpart through illegal online lending, Lin Zheng would still leave behind his entrepreneurial experience, allowing him to use the hundreds of thousands of yuan to start a business and quickly achieve financial freedom.

Therefore, in the following game, he played the loan dungeon without any psychological pressure.

Suddenly, a thought struck him.

Holy crap, could Lin Zheng, number two, have started out in the sex toy business?

That's why I reminded him he could do this kind of thing...

Lin Zheng shook his head, trying to clear his mind, and continued watching.

Of course, choosing a career for long-distance relationships also has a very serious flaw, which is that it makes you vulnerable to being cheated on.

There's no way around it; after a long-distance relationship begins, the girl always seems to have a male best friend whose abilities are unclear.

This thing is a bug; you can take advantage of a girl's long-distance relationship to continuously increase her affection and companionship value 24/7.

In this situation, hidden easter eggs are likely to be triggered, such as those related to proximity, the Minotaur, and the Green Grassland.

Bro, there's nothing I can do about it, cross-server multiplayer is a debuff in itself.

When your male best friend triggers tasks that can significantly boost your favorability rating, such as sending milk tea, flowers, or offering warmth and care.

You can only send cold, impersonal text messages via your phone, gradually increasing your favorability score.

However, none of the above are problems. You can easily pass the level by simply activating the loan instance.

In the game, as long as we get injections and complete tasks, nothing else matters.

Overall, this is a very worthwhile career choice, go for it!

After reading the introduction to professions related to long-distance relationships.

Lin Zheng nodded thoughtfully.

This player's meaning is very simple.

If it's all about sex and not about feelings, what happens next is none of my business.

After understanding, he immediately chose identity 2: long-distance relationship.

As for the backup option for Identity 1, let whoever wants to choose it choose.

[Identity confirmed - Long-distance relationship]

[Currently recalibrating my life path...]

At 17, you are a senior at Songyun No. 4 High School. Your deskmate, Zhang Xuan, is incredibly eager to find a girlfriend and is determined to get out of singlehood before the end of high school.

Under his influence, you gradually developed an interest in matters between men and women.

One day, you hear that he met a few girls on the playground, one of whom is very pretty.

At first, you didn't take it seriously, until the girls started frequently asking Zhang Xuan to spend money on them, and you finally realized something was wrong.

Could it be that my brother got his gold coins stolen by that slut?

You, who would go to great lengths for your brothers, joined their small group without hesitation.

Now you finally know who your brother has fallen for.

"Uh... could it be Wei Yang and Lu Xue?"

Upon seeing the first sentence, Lin Zheng muttered to himself.

Keep watching.

During the first week of hanging out with the girls, Zhang Xuan spent a full 800 yuan, paying for everything from meals and milk tea to karaoke.

Heh~!

You tried to persuade him, but he said the other person was a social butterfly and that he was playing with him on purpose, just to make him lose gold coins.

Zhang Xuan refused to listen no matter what.

So you decide...

That's right, you've decided to take on this pain willingly.

You plan to secretly pursue this girl.

However... to your surprise, this girl actually took the initiative to add you as a contact and asked if you were free and if you wanted to have dinner together.

After much hesitation, you agreed to have dinner with her.

That's right, it was just the two of you, and she treated you.

"Holy crap, is it Wei Yang? Why isn't there a name?"

Lin Zheng was astonished by the plot; wasn't this just the same plot as Wei Yang's?

She paid for the meal.

She treated us to milk tea.

She even buys you legendary skins when you play games together, and secretly sets up a romantic relationship with you.

After a while, your relationship will be more than just that of a couple.

Your good brother Zhang Xuan finally realized something was wrong.

After several days of investigation, he broke through the defenses.

He questions you, saying, "A good brother can steal his brother's woman?"

Your head is as big as a bucket; I don't know how to explain that.

In this situation, it doesn't seem like you stole his woman, since he was just being played by the Clown King...

Upon seeing this scene, Lin Zheng chuckled.

I wonder how the story will unfold next.

Tell the girl about this.

She hesitated for a moment, then took the matter upon herself, saying she would handle it.

A few days later, Zhang Xuan foolishly ran over to you to brag that Lu Xue actually liked him and was pursuing him.

You think to yourself, "Wow!"

"Holy crap! Oh my god..."

Lin Zheng was inwardly exclaiming, "Wow!"

He finally understood how Zhang Xuan and Lu Xue in his world had gotten together.

So it was Wei Yang who told Lu Xue to take the initiative to pursue Zhang Xuan?