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Chen Hao, on the other hand, focused on Huang Mao's fighting style: using his thick skin to thoroughly suppress those introverted and timid pretty girls!

Hehehe~!

He couldn't help but laugh out loud, looking incredibly stylish with his blond hair.

Only Chen Kai looked completely bewildered.

Why is Lao Lin angry?

And what did his three final sighs mean?

After Lin Zheng finished washing up, it was almost 10 o'clock. He went to bed for a while and chatted with his roommates for a bit, discussing the military training that was in two days.

Lights out at 11 p.m., the four of them maintained their normal sleep schedule and fell asleep instantly.

Until... at three in the morning.

In a daze, Lin Zheng was shaken awake by a large hand, and he could hear Chen Kai calling him.

The voice gradually became clearer: "Old Lin, Brother Lin, it's three o'clock. Tell me quickly, what other strategies do you have?"

"Holy crap! Are you out of your mind? Asking me how to pick up girls at 3 a.m.?"

Lin Zheng was so angry at Chen Kai that he laughed.

This guy must be possessed by a demon.

"Huh? Brother Lin, didn't you tell me to come find you at three o'clock tonight?" Chen Kai scratched his head sheepishly and asked back.

"When the hell did I tell you to come find me at three in the morning?" Lin Zheng frowned and asked unhappily.

Luckily, he wasn't grumpy when he woke up, otherwise he would have definitely fought with that silly Chen Kai.

"Huh? Isn't that right? I was thinking, you sighed three times, playing that Journey to the West trick, making me come to you at three in the morning..."

Chen Kai realized he had misunderstood and quickly apologized awkwardly.

This completely baffled Lin Zheng.

Journey to the West?

That's something from so many years ago!

It's been almost forty years, hasn't it?

Holy crap, how outdated is Chen Kai? He actually thinks the repeated sighs are a way of telling him to come see him tonight...

Absolutely.

However, seeing how sincere the young man was, Lin Zheng finally nodded and said, "Alright, then I'll teach you a simple and straightforward way to fight. How should I put it? It's more likely to get sick, but as long as you take good precautions, you can probably greatly reduce the probability of getting sick."

Chen Kai got excited and quickly asked, "Huh? There's a fighting style too! Getting sick is nothing! With my physique, I'm awesome! Brother Lin, tell me quickly, I'm not afraid of getting sick."

As he spoke, he showed off his well-developed muscles.

Lin Zheng sighed, somewhat speechless. He strongly suspected that Chen Kai had gotten into Nancheng University through connections.

Wait a minute, Northeast China, Heilongjiang Province... I heard the college entrance exam scores there are pretty low, getting into a top-tier university is practically guaranteed...

Holy crap, no wonder he always felt that Chen Kai didn't fit in with them.

He gasped, but didn't ask any more questions. Instead, he went back to the topic and said, "Just go ask the girls if they want to go out. If one doesn't work, ask ten. If ten don't work, ask a hundred. Eventually, one of them will agree."

After all, if you're lonely, there are girls who are just as lonely. Loneliness meets loneliness, isn't that a perfect match? Right?

Upon hearing this, Chen Kai's eyes widened like saucers.

Holy crap! Yeah, right!

He's lonely and wants to have sex with women, but there must also be women who are lonely and want to be had sex with by men!

only......

He quickly asked, "Brother Lin, what are the chances that if I directly ask a girl if she wants to go out, she'll agree? Let me calculate it."

"Uh... 5%, I guess. Go to sleep now, stop bothering me, I have things to do tomorrow."

Lin Zheng complained irritably, then turned over, stopped looking at him, and even pulled the covers over his head and went to sleep.

As for Chen Kai, upon learning of the 5% probability, he immediately returned to his desk and began calculating rapidly.

See how many girls you ask, and what the probability is of getting a girlfriend.

If the probability of asking one question is 5%, what is the probability of asking two questions? ...

He was busy calculating, but he forgot something.

In mathematics, a 5% probability is also considered an event that is almost impossible to occur...

Chapter 219 A Man-Made Battleground, and Guiding the Two Women

The second day, the second to last day of military training, was also the second day of the new semester.

I attended a lecture this morning, and another lecture this afternoon.

7:30 a.m., Room 302, Building 1, Section D (Women's Dormitory).

Jiang Luoyu wore a floral print dress, the hem of which fell to her thighs, revealing a small section of her slender, snow-white legs.

Below are the white over-the-knee stockings she secretly bought; wearing them makes her look both innocent and alluring.

Why are you dressed like this?

Of course I'm planning to go on a date with Lin Zheng.

Lin Zheng said that lectures were useless.

Today he's going to check out a venue off-campus for a dating and matchmaking platform for college students, which he'll call the college student version of Momo.

As her secretary, she naturally had to go along to gain practical experience and record important data.

At the washbasin, Yang Wan was applying eyeshadow, transforming her already large almond-shaped eyes into large, striking eyes.

Then she applied a light cherry lipstick to her lips, exuding the same pure and alluring charm.

However, she didn't know that Lin Zheng liked to play with legs, so she simply wore a pair of denim shorts and a white T-shirt, keeping it simple.

Similarly, Lin Zheng also invited her to go outside to look at venues.

Duan Xinyu sat on the edge of the bed, swinging her bare feet back and forth, watching the two early risers with great interest.

"Luoyu, where are you going? You're all dressed up so nicely. Even if you're going to a lecture, you don't need to dress up like this, do you?"

Jiang Luoyu glanced at Yang Wan on the balcony and forced a lie, saying, "I didn't do anything. This lecture was just boring. I'm going to the library to read."

As she spoke, she picked up the book "Notes on Fictional Matters" that she had borrowed and left the dormitory, seemingly heading to the library.

A moment later, Yang Wan came out.

Duan Xinyu then asked, "Wanwan, where are you going? Aren't you going to the lecture?"

"Oh, I'm going to check out the student union's welcome booth. It's a bit boring, so I'm thinking of joining a department to kill some time."

Yang Wan explained without blushing or skipping a beat.

Neither of them mentioned that they had been invited out by Lin Zheng.

Otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

Then, she shoved her phone into her pocket and left the house quickly and efficiently.

Jiang Wanqing and Duan Xinyu, who were just getting ready to get up, looked at each other and smiled helplessly.

It was a little past 7:30, and Lin Zheng was still not awake.

Last night, after being messed with by Da Sha Chun and Chen Kai, he was in a daze for a long time before he could fall asleep again, and even then, his sleep quality was poor.

In the tree-lined path outside Building 1, Area A.

Jiang Luoyu was the first to arrive, carrying a book.

The early-rising students were in for a treat, pretending to walk past her while secretly watching her.

Jiang Luoyu was already used to this.

She glanced at her phone and texted Lin Zheng to ask if he had come down yet.

Lin Zheng replied quickly; he had just gotten up and was washing up.

Jiang Luoyu stomped her foot angrily. How could a girl wait for a boy?

Ugh... this is so infuriating.

After waiting and waiting, Yang Wan arrived.

She silently came to Jiang Luoyu's side.

Since Jiang Luoyu fed Lin Zheng half a steamed bun yesterday morning, the two of them haven't spoken to each other.

At that moment, she broke the deadlock.

"Hehe~, Jiang Luoyu, I didn't expect that my rival in love would be you."

She said with a forced smile.

Jiang Luoyu glanced at her and rolled her eyes silently.

Clearly, she didn't want to talk to her, didn't want to talk to the person who stole her boyfriend.

Yang Wan was turned away. She was angry, but she had promised Lin Zheng that she would be a normal girl and not have so many bad intentions.

Most importantly, she had promised him that she would let him have his cake and eat it too...

Therefore, even when she was very angry, she would hold it in.

However, she wondered if her relationship with Lin Zheng and Jiang Luoyu, which involved one man and two women, was normal.

If it's not normal, then shouldn't I... do something to make it normal?

After all, she had promised Lin Zheng that she would be a normal girl!

About ten minutes later, Lin Zheng and his three roommates left the dormitory together.

The other three went to a lecture, while Lin Zheng naturally took the two girls with him to work.

He thought that if the two of them spent more time together, things would gradually get better.

Upon seeing Lin Zheng, Jiang Luoyu immediately put on a displeased expression, as if to say, "You already made an appointment with me, why did you also make an appointment with Yang Wan?"

Yang Wan gave her a disdainful smile, then flashed a cute smile and took the initiative to greet Lin Zheng. She then used both hands to plead like a little girl and rushed into his arms for a hug.

Chen Hao, standing nearby, immediately let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered: "Damn it~, Lao Lin, if you're going to show off your love, can you go somewhere else? We haven't even left yet!"

"Brother Lin is awesome. His girlfriend actually came to wait for him. Oh, and they both came to wait for him together."

Chen Kai scratched his head dumbfounded. He looked at Yang Wan, then at Jiang Luoyu, who had a gloomy face not far away.

Suddenly, he cried out in alarm, "Brother Lin, something's wrong! Your other girlfriend got angry and left!"

Lin Zheng also noticed that Jiang Luoyu seemed angry because he had hugged Yang Wan, and left without looking back, carrying a book.

He was thinking of letting go of Yang Wan and chasing after her.

But Yang Wan clung to his arm, preventing him from leaving, while a snort played on her lips, as if to say, "If you chase after me, I'll get angry and show you."

"Holy crap, one of them left? Speechless."

Lin Zheng made a decision in a flash: deal with Yang Wan first, then go to Jiang Luoyu to comfort and reassure her.

He wondered if he had intentionally created a chaotic situation and then mishandled it, making one of the girls angry.

Forget it, let's not think about this for now.

"By the way, do you really think it's a good idea for both of us to accompany you at the same time?"

After Chen Hao and the others left, she took Lin Zheng's hand and asked expressionlessly.

This is clearly offensive.

"What do you mean by 'accompanying'? You're all my little secretaries. When I go out to start my own business, I'll take you with me. It'll also give you some social experience. What's wrong with that?"

Lin Zheng deliberately changed the subject.

Yang Wan rolled her eyes at him, annoyed. After thinking for a moment, she said directly, "Do you think our relationship is normal? If our relationship isn't normal, how can I be a normal girl?"

At this stage, she still prefers to talk to Lin Zheng directly about any problems she's struggling with, rather than keeping them bottled up inside.