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Chen Kai, this virgin, chuckled slyly.

"Hehe~, I disagree. I still think that girl is the real goddess. She's so damn beautiful, even prettier than Lao Lin's girlfriend."

Chen Hao praised Jiang Luoyu like a pig.

He patted Lin Zheng's bed, which was silent, and joked, "Old Lin, we saw your girlfriend at the student club welcome area at the three-way intersection. Didn't you go out with her? Why did you go back to the dorm?"

"Huh? You're alone in the dorm? Were you secretly masturbating just now?"

He raised his eyebrows wildly as he spoke, looking incredibly lewd.

"Oh my god, I already have a girlfriend, why would I still be masturbating? Old Chen, you're really too perverted. I still prefer your innocent, shy, and introverted virgin appearance when we first met."

When it saw me come in, it was so embarrassed and shy that it spun around in circles a few times before actually giving me an apple to eat.

Sigh... who knew you'd turn out like this later on.

Lin Zheng pursed his lips, somewhat speechless. This guy was really too reserved and brooding.

"Sleazy? What do you mean by sleazy? Dude, this is called masculine charm, don't you understand?"

Chen Hao chuckled and then continued chatting with Chen Kai and Li Feng about the girls they had just met.

Soon, as they chatted, Lin Zheng realized something was wrong.

The pretty girl they were talking about was Yang Wan's roommate.

So they were talking about Jiang Luoyu, weren't they?

What the hell!

His expression turned strange for a moment, and he thought to himself, "What the hell are you seeing is my girlfriend!"

But after thinking about it, he decided to keep a low profile and just quietly show off, letting them discover it for themselves.

I thought college students would be full of energy, but the four of us, who had just met, ended up chatting until late at night before going to sleep.

But Lin Zheng realized he was overthinking things.

There seems to be no concept of nightlife in coastal areas.

Around 11 p.m., the dormitory lights were turned off, and Chen Hao and Li Feng immediately said they were going to sleep.

Chen Kai was a little confused, but he didn't say anything. He just played with his phone by himself, probably sharing his new campus life with his friends from high school.

And so, the four of them got a good night's sleep and woke up the next day full of energy.

The next day, the new students enrolled.

Chen Hao and Li Feng got up early in the morning, determined to dress up carefully today, be the most handsome guy in the class, and make all the cute girls swoon.

Under their influence, Chen Kai foolishly followed along, washing his hair, blow-drying it, shaving, and even brushing his teeth three times before stopping.

Lin Zheng waited until they finished tidying up before slowly getting up.

He looked at the three men, who were practically dressed in suits and ties, and asked somewhat speechlessly, "What are you doing? It's just the first day of school for freshmen, why are you all so neatly dressed?"

Then, he went to the empty pool, washed his face and brushed his teeth casually, not caring even that his hair was a little messy.

Chen Kai, being the simpleton he is, said, "Old Lin, you're a well-fed man who doesn't know the hunger of an starving man. We definitely need to clean ourselves up a bit to give the female classmates we haven't met yet a good impression! That way we can find a girlfriend quickly."

"Huh? Seriously, if you guys want to pick up girls, why did you choose to major in intelligent manufacturing?"

Lin Zheng asked in return.

At the same time, he wondered to himself, "Don't these three brothers know that girls are rare in engineering majors, and pretty girls are almost as rare as pandas?"

Chen Hao replied from the side, "I heard that intelligent manufacturing is a very good major. It's an upgraded version of mechanical engineering and other majors. After we graduate, we can easily earn more than 10,000 yuan a month."

Oh, wait, we'll most likely go on to graduate school after graduation. Once we graduate, earning hundreds of thousands a year will be a piece of cake, won't it?

"so?"

Lin Zheng shrugged, picked up his phone, and confidently headed out the door.

The three brothers were a bit confused, not understanding what Lin Zheng meant, but for some reason they felt he was pretentious and a bit annoying.

The four of them soon left the dormitory together.

Walking on the path to the teaching building.

Three well-dressed young men noticed Lin Zheng, who was walking in the center, eating a steamed bun while chatting on his phone.

Damn it, this guy is just wearing simple clothes, how come he looks so handsome when the wind blows and his bangs flutter in front of his forehead?

Li Feng, in particular, felt extremely displeased.

I dressed up carefully, wearing designer clothes from head to toe, but I still didn't look as handsome as someone who just washed their face.

It made him, this rich second-generation, seem like a supporting character, purely an accessory.

What is Lin Zheng talking about?

Yang Wan asked him if he had eaten breakfast and if he wanted her to bring him some.

Even though he was holding a steamed bun and eating it, he replied that he hadn't eaten any and asked her to bring him a bottle of milk and a piece of bread.

Don't ask why, I just want to enjoy the feeling of my girlfriend bringing me breakfast and what it's like to be envied by others.

The four of them soon arrived at the teaching building square.

On September 9.10th, university students had already started their new semester.

At this moment, the female students who attend class at 8 AM are all wearing cool shorts or skirts, showing off their long legs, which are being admired by the hormone-fueled young virgins.

Chen Kai, in particular, was acting like a beast, constantly yelling that freshman girls were so low-class! He wanted to date upperclassmen! He wanted to date busty upperclassmen! He wanted to be suffocated by them!

Li Feng stood to the side with his arms crossed, and scoffed, "Vulgar. A few long legs and you're all captivated? I'm still head over heels for that girl I saw yesterday, and that's for sure."

As he spoke, he openly stared at the long legs of some young women passing by.

After spending a day together, his nouveau riche air diminished considerably, revealing his true nature, and he could be considered to have integrated into the group of three.

Chen Hao shook his head speechlessly and put his arm around Lin Zheng's shoulder: "Old Lin, these two beasts are just unbelievable. Let's be normal."

Lin Zheng nodded in deep agreement. Indeed, these two guys were too thirsty.

Are all male college students like this?

But it seems so. Eighteen is the age when hormones are raging, and there's no longer the academic pressure of high school.

If you have nothing to do all day and don't think about women, then what is there to think about?

Want to play games?

It seems these three brothers don't really like playing video games.

Or rather, students who can get into top universities don't really like playing games. Otherwise, if they put their time and energy into games, unless they are exceptionally talented, they wouldn't be able to get into top universities.

It's confirmed, that's exactly why these three brothers were so thirsty.

Suddenly, Chen Hao whispered furtively in Lin Zheng's ear, "Old Lin, have your girlfriend Yang Wan give me her roommate's QQ number. Just do me a favor. I'll treat you to dinner sometime. What do you think?"

He raised an eyebrow in a lewd manner.

Lin Zheng's lips twitched, and he subtly dropped his hand, lecturing him in a tone of exasperation: "Can you guys stop being so horny? It's just a woman. You all act like you've never seen a woman before. Don't you have any college student manners?"

You must know that you are the future of our country!

This is what the future of our motherland looks like. Do you think you've lived up to our country's expectations?

After a few words, the three of them felt somewhat ashamed, wondering what had happened to them.

I was fine when I was in high school, so why did I let myself go as soon as I got to college?

Degenerate! Degenerate!

Sigh...

Chen Kai sighed, then clenched his fists. He said resolutely, "No! Old Lin is right. I am the future of our country. Our country cannot do without me! I have to pull myself together!"

Chen Hao, snapping out of his daze, looked at Lin Zheng, who was smirking, and immediately realized what was going on. He exclaimed, "What the hell? This kid has a girlfriend, of course he's making sarcastic remarks here! Damn it! Let's beat him up!"

Li Feng and Chen Kai also realized what was happening and immediately chased after Lin Zheng to attack him.

Lin Zheng chuckled and, like a young man chasing the wind, quickly rushed into the teaching building.

Chapter 213 Two girls delivering breakfast together?

Upon entering the classroom, Chen Hao and the others were dumbfounded, and even their deliberately upright postures involuntarily slumped.

Good heavens! What's going on?! Where are the girls? Why is the classroom full of rough-looking guys?

The lecture hall wasn't just for their class; the Intelligent Manufacturing major reportedly had four classes, each with about 35 students. In other words, four classes of students were attending the class together in the classroom.

but!

Goodness! 140 people, and only four girls!

"My God! Where are the girls? Haven't they arrived yet? Why are there only a few of them?"

Chen Kai started shouting in a very casual and uninhibited manner.

Immediately, several girls turned to look at them.

When they saw Lin Zheng, their faces immediately lit up with smiles.

Wow! This guy is handsome! He's really handsome!

One of the girls, who was estimated to be 160cm tall and weighed 160kg, and was wearing a plus-size orange dress, pointed at Lin Zheng and said...

"Yes, yes, he's really handsome! Wow! He even has pectoral muscles! I just wonder if he has abs."

Another girl, who had a pear-shaped figure, was even heavier than the girl in the orange dress, but her features were alright. They secretly discussed it amongst themselves.

The third girl, with a pockmarked face and a bit chubby, was less than 160cm tall and weighed around 135kg. She pointed at Chen Kai and said, "This classmate is really tall!"

She herself had a face full of freckles, so when she saw Chen Kai, who had a face full of acne, it was truly like a little chubby goblin seeing a big goblin, they hit it off.

The fourth one is the prettiest of the four girls; she might even be the most beautiful girl in the School of Intelligent Manufacturing.

She's said to be the most beautiful girl in the department, but she's actually only 170cm tall, as thin as a bamboo pole, and as flat as an airport runway. Her facial features are probably only a 6 out of 10 in terms of attractiveness.

It's just average; even schools with a lot of female students, like the School of Arts or the School of Economics, are completely out of the ordinary.

However, in engineering majors.

Hey~! It's become a department flower!

This is why Zhang Qi applied for the Mechanical Design, Manufacturing and Automation major.

She was only about a 6 out of 10 in looks, so she went straight to being the most beautiful girl in the department, attracting a lot of guys and enjoying the feeling of being pursued by many people.

After leaving the girls in the front row, Lin Zheng and his three companions sat in the back row, near the back door.

Chen Hao complained unhappily, "Damn it, why are they all ugly and deformed?"

Lin Zheng chuckled to himself, "Hey! I thought you guys knew. The male-to-female ratio in our major is only a dozen to one. It's good if there are even a few girls."

But there should be a few more, they probably haven't arrived yet.

After thinking for a moment, he continued, "Well, if you're looking for girlfriends, you'd better look at other colleges and try to find girls within our own college..."

"Hmm? Old Lin, what do you say?" Chen Hao responded.

Lin Zheng shrugged and uttered a few words: "The cost-effectiveness is too low."

He didn't explain the specific reasons.

In this college with a skewed male-to-female ratio, don't be fooled by the few girls who aren't conventionally attractive.

But there will still be rutting beasts chasing after them.

On the contrary, in academies where there are more girls than boys, goblins can easily woo pretty girls.

That's what value for money is all about.

I had barely sat down when suddenly, a very beautiful head peeked in through the front door.

The boys in the classroom quickly spotted a pretty girl in a bright green dress, with her hair styled in a princess updo, looking around the classroom before walking in.

There were several disturbances inside the classroom.

You can even hear things like, "Finally, a pretty girl has joined our class."

However, to their astonishment...