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Alright, he's a man of steel, why would he be a submissive son, bending over and letting someone else do his thing?

Damn it! Die!

He was too lazy to read the rest of the introduction in the comments section and skipped directly to the next identity.

2. Welfare Girl

"Pfft~!"

This time he actually spat out a mouthful of saliva.

Hey~! I'm really lucky today, two gender-modified professions have popped up.

[Player's witty comment: Is this version of the "welfare girl" game playable?]

Brother, if you think only women can be "welfare girls," then you're wrong, completely wrong!

Can you clip in the audio?

Put on some makeup, a wig, and max out the beauty filter—you'll be the most dazzling person in the live stream!

The current gaming environment is harsh, making money is difficult.

Switching to a "welfare girl" job is incredibly crazy, but it's also a very lucrative profession.

Despite the deteriorating living environment, the entertainment industry is thriving.

In previous versions, "welfare girls" were only average T3 in strength, making them easy targets for others who would look down on them while admiring their pictures.

With each version update, members like Wa Xuedi no longer care about revealing their identities, and the status of "welfare girls" has risen accordingly.

It has now reached T2, or even T1.5 strength.

After reading this introduction, Lin Zheng actually felt that it made a lot of sense.

Damn it, if it weren't for so many of my junior classmates who came clean, clinging to those stinky feet of anime fangirls and calling them "Mommy, Mommy," they wouldn't have been treated like dogs.

Previously, "welfare girl" was a synonym for depravity.

Now, however, he has become a teacher...

For some reason, he suddenly thought of Jiang Luoyu's feet—white and tender, without a single scratch, and with a fragrance of gardenias...

Wait, what is he doing?

He's playing a game! Why are you thinking about that?

Coming to his senses, he continued reading.

To excel as a "welfare girl," one must understand a fundamental principle—the law of conservation of traffic.

The more you wear, the less traffic you generate; the less you wear, the more traffic you generate; if you wear nothing at all... you'll get arrested.

The area of ​​fabric on your body is inversely proportional to your blood flow; of course, there's a range within which it cannot exceed a certain threshold.

"That makes sense, that's true. Who wants to look at someone dressed like that?"

But not wearing any clothing at all doesn't seem quite right; the kind that's partially covered up has the most charm.

Lin Zheng commented with great interest.

He forgot that he might end up becoming a "welfare girl" (a woman who sells cosmetic services online).

Knowing the core mechanics and gameplay of "welfare girls" is not enough.

You also need to cultivate a mental technique—the art of feigning reluctance while simultaneously captivating the heart.

Besides, the profession of "welfare girl" is essentially an officially defined semi-official profession, belonging to an unorthodox demonic cultivation profession. If one does not handle the situation properly, it is easy to trigger a heavenly tribulation.

Finally, I still don't really recommend the "welfare girl" profession. Although it's easy to complete tasks, it requires players to push their own boundaries and is too skill-intensive.

After the introductions were finished, Lin Zheng returned to business.

Looking at the two professions of Xiao Nan Niang and Welfare Girl.

His face was full of conflict.

But is there even a need to choose?

In the end, he gritted his teeth, hardened his heart, and directly chose the welfare girl.

Fine, I'll pretend to be a girl then.

Wait a minute, why is he pretending to be a girl?

The character I'm trying to woo is a woman!

Is this guy playing?!

Chapter 208: Did I get scammed by elementary school students while livestreaming?

Since things have come to this, I have no choice but to play this profession for now.

Lin Zheng let out a soft sigh.

[Currently recalibrating my life path...]

At 18, you dreamt that you got into a top-tier 985 university and had two beautiful girlfriends on either side of you.

When you wake up, you find that all you can do is roast sweet potatoes.

If you scored 452 on the college entrance exam, you face the following two choices.

1. Study at Songyun College, a second-tier, low-ranking university.

2. College graduates, superior to others, take shortcuts and overtake others.

In this era of rampant devaluation of academic qualifications, one might end up as a factory worker after spending four years at a bottom-tier university, drifting aimlessly through life.

It seems like it's better to go to a junior college; you can just drift through three years and then get a factory job.

After much thought, you choose option 2: get into the factory as soon as possible and start earning money sooner.

Skip a year of college, work an extra year.

Before long, hey~! I made a killing over two years!

If you choose to enroll in a junior college in a coastal province, you will inevitably have to learn a skill so that you can go directly to work in a factory and become a senior technician!

Surprisingly, it actually works.

You gave yourself a thumbs up for being so wise.

After reading the first paragraph, Lin Zheng nodded in approval.

At the same time, it was learned that this starting point should be before he obtained the system, which means that in this parallel world, he didn't even know Jiang Luoyu.

Your family did not approve of your idea, but after you argued your case, they finally reluctantly agreed to let you apply for a junior college.

The trade-off is that from now on, you'll need to semi-enter the workforce and gain experience, which means working in a factory during the summer break. After all, a college diploma...

They also gave you a chance to change your mind: if you can't stand the hardship of working in the factory, then you should honestly study for a fourth year of high school and get into a top university the following year.

You casually agreed, took the 5,000 yuan your family gave you for travel expenses, and followed some relatives and friends to Nancheng City in Jiangnan Province, where you were applying for a junior college, planning to work there for two months during the summer vacation.

In just three days of the first month, you'll understand what it means for the assembly line to flatten a young heart, and for the electronics factory to cure a love-struck mind.

You actually have to work twelve hours a day for a mere hundred or so yuan!

Even if you work non-stop for an hour, the income you earn isn't even enough to buy a cup of milk tea.

At this moment, you deeply realize just how low you are in the social hierarchy.

You feel that you need to change the status quo.

But... how can we change this?

Can't we do something else?

But it seems... he really doesn't know what to do.

The only thing he can think of right now, without any capital and without wanting to spend years earning his first pot of gold, is probably robbing.

You start researching how to make money, but the results are somewhat disappointing.

The information provided by Baidu suggests that it requires either capital or technology, and the possibility of losing money is extremely high.

You're just an ordinary, unremarkable young man who doesn't know anything except for being a little handsome; it seems you can't do anything else.

We can't just go off on the edge, can we?

Thinking of skirting the line, you had a flash of inspiration.

Right!

Why can others do things that skirt the edge, but you can't?

Hey! They really did just skirt around the edges.

Lin Zheng smiled slyly, finding it quite amusing.

Once you open your mind, the paths you take suddenly become wider.

You'll find that those female live streamers on the internet with full beauty filters are all dressed provocatively, and their live streams usually have hundreds or even thousands of viewers.

Over the next two days, you will gain some understanding of how to make money through live streaming.

They discovered that if a live stream consistently gets 100 viewers, one can easily earn four to five thousand yuan a month.

If 10,000 people watch consistently, wouldn't that be earning 400,000 to 500,000 yuan a month?

You start to fantasize about making a lot of money in the future.

Lolita dress, black stockings, wig, mask, face cream, lipstick, etc., you spend thousands of dollars to prepare all of this.

You quit your job and started focusing on live streaming from your rented apartment.

Two more days passed, and you learned how to do makeup and successfully launched your first live stream.

Looking at yourself in the video, heavily filtered and looking at least as beautiful as a school beauty, you smiled.

Damn, so it's this easy to just dry-rub the edges!

Then won't they be making a fortune?

Lin Zheng, who was reading the text description, gave himself a 6 with his hand.

Sure enough, aside from being bad at studying, he could achieve something in anything else.

Although, it's a bit of a joke.

On the first day of the live stream, the number of viewers remained around ten.

On the second day of the live stream, there were still only about ten viewers in the room.

After half a month of live streaming, only thirty or forty people have come to watch. You're getting a little frustrated and realize that making money through short video live streaming is not what you expected or understood.

To become popular and gain traffic, you need to have something to offer.

Simply having a pretty girl persona isn't enough!

After all, in this era of ubiquitous beauty filters, anyone can be a beauty, so why should anyone look at you?

But... in the first month of live streaming, you only earned about four hundred yuan, which wasn't even enough to cover food or rent.

Just when you were about to give up, during the final live stream, you laid your cards on the table, took off your wig, and turned off your voice changer.

"Hey~! Top 1 bro, sorry, I'm a guy. Thanks for sending me beer every day these past few days, bro, I'll give you a toast."

You boldly bit open the cap of a beer bottle with your teeth and then gulped down a mouthful.

The top spender was speechless, then gifted you ten more beers before deleting his account overnight.

Upon seeing this, Lin Zheng almost burst out laughing like a pig being slaughtered.

Six hundred and sixty-six, I'm not even going to act anymore.

What a pitiful situation for the top guy on the list.

While you were drinking, you shared the cause, process, and result of your suggestive behavior with the remaining viewers in the live stream. Unexpectedly, the number of viewers in the live stream actually increased.

What's this called? "The mountains and rivers seem to block the way, but then a village appears amidst the willows and flowers."

What will surprise you even more is that a Douyin account suddenly appears on the screen.

This thing seems to cost 100 yuan each, although it might only be worth 40 yuan after you get it, but you still shout loudly, thanking the big brother for sending you the number one Douyin account.