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Chapter 138 New Identity: Gui Nan and Her Male Best Friend

Lin Zheng was very puzzled.

I've been watching all day but haven't seen the legendary T0 reborn person.

After filling out their college applications today, he and Jiang Luoyu just squatted in the shop, doing nothing.

Oh wait, he also accompanied Wei Yang to fill out the college application, and nothing unusual happened.

This made him wonder if this special event really had nothing to do with him or the people around him.

After all, based on his progress in the previous three games, he could almost have completed the game on the first day.

What he didn't expect was that very, very few people could perfectly complete the game.

Most players can only complete the game after the difficulty is lowered, and some even need to be over sixty years old to complete the game at the lowest difficulty level.

In the dead of night, after the bar closed, he lay in bed and began his dating game once again.

My love life has been refreshed, please choose your game identity.

A familiar screen panel appeared before my eyes, bringing me to the initial game start screen.

This time, two identities were revealed again.

【1. Turtle Man】

Upon seeing the first identity name, Lin Zheng was stunned, even blinking in disbelief.

"Holy crap! Is this some kind of cuckold?"

He gasped in surprise.

[Player's witty comment: Is the Turtle Man playable in this version?]

It's playable! Absolutely playable!

New version, in-depth analysis of powerful classes!

First, to play this role well, you need to meet two conditions.

First, you need to be naturally gifted at being a "simp." No matter what a girl does to you, you should wholeheartedly fawn over her and love her.

Achievement—I believe in her, and, what if she really is?

Hehehe~......

Lin Zheng chuckled a few times, speechless.

What the hell is this "I believe her," "What if she really is true?"...

This reminded him of when Zhang Xuan was pursuing Wei Yang some time ago, and he said the outrageous thing he said: "What if she's really there?"

It seems this kid has already met the first condition for a turtle man!

Secondly, choosing this identity requires mastery of the art of self-pity, and one's cultivation level must be at least at the Nascent Soul stage.

Otherwise, if the other person's belly suddenly grows larger, they may not be able to withstand the possession of a stranger's nascent soul and could easily fall into a state of loss of control.

Finally, while the Turtle Man doesn't rely heavily on modeling, he is extremely resource-intensive, so be prepared to enter a loan-heavy phase.

In addition, if the above conditions are met, the Turtle Man identity will receive some debuffs.

The first debuff—Two-Faced Turtle and Little Beauty

If this debuff is present, the dual-personality will be automatically triggered. When talking to the goddess, you will be forced into a subservient state.

No matter what happens, the voice pack dialogue will be forcibly triggered—"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, please forgive me?" and similar words.

The second debuff—the money disappearance trick: holidays, birthdays, days of arguments, days of reconciliation, and even the damn Qingming Festival will automatically activate the red envelope transfer instance.

Note: In this copy, at least two red envelopes must be sent, and the amounts cannot be lower than 520 and 1314.

If the amount falls below this threshold, the "Don't you love me?" challenge will be triggered, requiring even more money to successfully complete.

If you successfully complete the red envelope transfer challenge, congratulations! Your goddess's favorability has increased by 0.01%.

"Hiss~!!!"

After looking at this profession, Lin Zheng couldn't help but gasp in shock.

Is this supposed to be a strong profession?

He really couldn't understand where the strength lay.

Especially the subsequent red envelope transfer, you only increased my favorability by 0.01%?!

This doesn't mean I won't send girls sweet little red envelopes or buy them gifts.

But isn't it too pathetic to be a "simp" and give girls red envelopes and gifts?

However, as the text continued to appear, he felt as if his worldview was still being hammered.

The third debuff – Boiling Sheep's Curse

When a goddess posts a photo with other men, a brainwashing shield will be automatically triggered, making her immune to damage.

You will assume that he is just an ordinary friend of hers.

Even if the two were inside the hotel...

Lin Zheng fell completely silent. Wasn't this a truly disastrous career path?

As if understanding his thoughts, the words began to answer his question.

[Crab meat? You think Turtle Man is just a trash class with countless debuffs?]

No, no, no! If you really think that, you're completely wrong.

As a turtle man, he naturally possesses a very powerful passive skill—breaking the limits of the human body.

When the goddess sends a message asking if he's there, the turtle man will definitely reply within 0.5 seconds. The reaction speed and hand speed at that moment will surely break the limits of human beings.

However, the humility value increases by 200.

The second passive skill is turtle shell defense.

When his brothers jokingly call him "Boiling Sheep," he automatically activates invincible shields like "True love is invincible" and "You don't understand love."

Finally, let me clarify that after choosing this identity, you will come with a girlfriend. As long as you can withstand the aforementioned debuffs, you can successfully complete the game.

Overall: The Turtle Man's status is still very strong; starting at T2, choosing him is definitely the right choice!

Lin Zheng: "......"

He genuinely didn't see anything particularly powerful about this identity.

Even if he had to choose between being poor, he wouldn't choose this thing.

The second comment was also a brilliant one from a player.

After reading it, he suddenly realized what was going on.

Good heavens! Turtle men really have a powerful profession!

[Player's witty comment: It's just for fun, you're not losing anything.]

However... these debuffs were so disgusting that Lin Zheng trembled like a leaf.

It's so disgusting, he can't bring himself to do it.

They couldn't even eat.

He shook his head, left the comment section, and checked the second identity that appeared in the feed.

2. Male best friend

[Player's witty comment: After the version update, the male best friend was nerfed so badly that he slipped from the T1 tier to the T2 or even T3 tier.]

Playing the male best friend game well in the current version is a bit difficult.

Crab meat is not good. If you really intend to play the role of a male best friend, then you need to be prepared for the following.

First, you will receive a blue debuff—social deterioration.

External players will put a lot of pressure on you. They will talk behind your back or openly, sabotage other people's relationships, and even talk about the old players who introduced you to Blue Star Online, saying that they have quit the game or have not kept you in check.

Secondly, you will receive an epic buff – Disguise as Nantong.

The attraction rate among people in Nantong increased by 500%, the favorability of some women increased by 200%, while the favorability of most same-sex people decreased by 1000%, and some even entered a state of aversion.

By using the fake Nantong buff, you can meet a number of female players, and thus become friends with them, good friends, or even become male best friends with a relationship that is closer than that of a boyfriend.

Additionally, female players you come into contact with, if they have boyfriends, will also receive a support buff.

At this point, if her boyfriend were to ask her, "Hey? Is he your male best friend?"

She will automatically trigger a voice easter egg, "Hey~, not really, we're just good friends of the opposite sex."

With the Queen of the Sea's identity, obtaining this buff makes her practically invincible.

However, if the male best friend and boyfriend identity cards come together, and the battle is successful, the hotel king room dungeon will be unlocked, which is great!

If you lose the battle, you will lose the other person's male best friend status for a short period of time. But don't panic. We just need to find an opportunity to take advantage of the situation and unlock the hotel king-size bed duplex.

Finally, let me say something.

The identity of a male best friend is almost a transformation from identities such as clown, turtle man, ugly man, etc.

In previous versions, male best friends didn't need to worry about character models, resources, or finding girlfriends. They could easily complete the game by taking advantage of others' weaknesses and poaching their girlfriends.

But as more people played it, it became known and disliked by people from other backgrounds.

Furthermore, after a version update, it was significantly nerfed, and the current version not only relies heavily on character models but also on player skill.

Therefore, I do not recommend playing it.

After seeing the second identity, Lin Zheng was completely speechless, and even stopped breathing.

What's going on?

Why are all the game identities I get after the fourth game refresh so weak?

Let's look at other players' reviews.

[Guys, in the current version, male best friends are no longer viable; you'll be instantly killed by your boyfriend the moment you show your face.]

Ugh, please stop talking about that. I finally got to the "Three-in-One Laying Down" dungeon in the game, but I only managed to become Cuihua's best male friend and barely beat the game after getting the legendary buff—the "Five Guarantees Household" (a social welfare program for the poor).

Actually, having a male best friend isn't necessarily a bad thing; it mainly depends on the initial situation. If the target doesn't have a boyfriend, the success rate is higher.

......

After reading the identity evaluation, Lin Zheng fell silent.

First of all, regarding the identity of a "turtle man," essentially, just remember one sentence—it's just for fun, and I don't lose anything.

You can then easily pass the level.

It seems like a very prestigious profession, but he simply can't accept being cuckolded.

Secondly, regarding the male best friend role, the current situation is that it relies heavily on character modeling, skill execution, and most importantly, the early game.

In other words, choosing it requires gambling on luck.

"Damn it! You turtle-man clown, whoever wants to be him can be him!"

In the end, he gritted his teeth and chose to be his male best friend.

[Identity confirmed - Male best friend]

[Currently recalibrating my life path...]

At 17, you displayed extraordinary college entrance exam performance, becoming the biggest dark horse of the year and winning the favor of the school beauty, becoming good friends with her.

She promised you that you would be together after you went to college.

You feel that life is so wonderful.

Oh? This life journey should be after soaking in the river and rain. It seems like a good start, at least he has the identity of a high-quality male from a 985 university.

Seeing the start of the game, Lin Zheng felt much relieved.

What he feared most was the starting point before obtaining the system. If he were sent to Songyun Academy and his family was just an ordinary one, that would truly be a disastrous start.

At 18, you applied to Tsinghua and Peking Universities and were successfully admitted. However, your campus belle girlfriend missed her chance and ended up at Nancheng Normal University instead of Tsinghua, Peking, or Beijing Normal University.

She was very sad, and you hugged her and comforted her for a long time, saying that long-distance relationships are not a big deal, and you can be together every year during holidays.