A chat group for a certain tower warlock

"This...this...this..."

Looking at the stammering Sarkaz, Yarman sighed deeply. Now he was certain he was on a bad side, and he wouldn't have to worry about where to stay tonight.

This can be considered as finding a place to stay, even though it's a prison cell in Longmen.

“ε=('ο｀*))) Sigh!”

Hearing Yarman's sigh, the Sarkaz man comforted him, "It's alright, boss, Texas is a very good driver, these guys can't catch up!"

"I know they can't catch up, but they've set up roadblocks and tire-throwing devices ahead!" Yarman said desperately, clutching his forehead. What were they going to do?

Just because I got on the wrong bus, my one-month trip to Longmen turned into a one-month trip to Longmen Jail!

"Sizzle~~~"

As Yarman spoke, Texas slammed on the brakes, stopping the speeding truck before the checkpoint. "There's no way out."

“ε=('ο｀*))) Ugh! This is killing me.” Yarman sighed and got off the bus with his luggage.

Meanwhile, the Sarkaz woman maintained her smile, looking at Yarman behind her, "It's alright, boss, our boss will be here to rescue us soon, then you can come out!"

"Hmm." Yarman replied casually, standing by the car as the Guard Bureau members, armed with handcuffs and various weapons, approached. He looked at the two men and asked, "What are your names?"

“Me? Boss, you can call me Exusiai!” the Sarkaz said cheerfully, patting the Lupo beside her on the shoulder. “As for her, her name is Texas!”

“Exusiai, Texas, okay, I got it!” Yarman nodded, letting the Guardian member who walked up to him put his hands behind his back and handcuff them.

"If I ever ride in your car again, I'll be a dog!"

Chapter Thirteen: Could it be lust at first sight?

"Sizzle~~~Bang!"

Looking at the closed door, a look of helplessness flashed in Yarman's eyes. He had made himself clear to the guards in the interrogation room, but they still didn't believe him. In the end, all his weapons were confiscated and he was locked up in the detention center.

Of course, because of his status as a sorcerer, he was assigned a private room, and as for the room next to his…

"Sorcerer! Sorcerer!"

Ugh! Those Letanian swear words are so annoying!

"Sorcerer! Sorcerer!"

Hearing the cheerful sounds coming from next door, Yarman sighed deeply, then said helplessly, "Alright, stop shouting, I'm here, I'm here! Just say what you need, stop shouting!"

"Sorcerer, what's your name?"

“Me? My name is Yarman.”

"Oh, Mr. Yarman, is there any witchcraft you've studied that allows you to escape from prison?"

"Yes, many are possible: Apparition, Ahora Opening, Invisibility, Earth Burrowing, Dissolve, Polymorph, and many more."

"Transfiguration? What's that?"

"It's something that can transform objects, like the bouquet of flowers I gave you that turned into money."

"Wow, that's amazing! Can you transform yourself into something else?"

"Yes, but you can only transform into an animal, and only one kind of animal."

"Can you change it?"

"constant."

"Hurry, hurry! Change it, change it!"

"You can't see if it changes, so what's the point? Also, I'm going to sleep, so don't bother me." Yarman closed his eyes, lay on the bed, and ended the conversation unilaterally. He didn't know why he could chat with a kid he had only known for less than a day for so long.

"Once you've changed, you can just crawl over here! Mr. Yarman~~~~~!"

"..."

"Mr. Yarman~~~~~!"

"........."

"Mr. Yarman~~~~~~~~~~!"

"Okay, okay, I'll change, I'll change! Stop arguing, stop arguing!" Yarman opened his eyes, stared at the ceiling, and sighed deeply. He felt so tired for the first time. He was helpless in the face of the little boy who was just a wall away from him.

As he stepped off the bed, Yarman's body began to change rapidly. A few seconds later, he transformed from a tall man of 1.88 meters into a golden and white ragdoll cat. He then gracefully slipped out of the cell, walked to the door of the cell next door, and slowly crawled inside.

Seeing the cat appear before them, the two women exchanged a shocked and curious glance. They had initially thought Yarman was bluffing, but it turned out he had actually transformed into a cat and even crawled into their arms. Most importantly…

Wow! It looks so good!

Exusiai picked up the cat in front of her and, looking at the cat with a helpless expression in its eyes, asked it curiously, "Are you really Mr. Yarman?"

"Meow."

"He actually nodded! It seems it really is!" Exusiai said to Texas in surprise, holding the cat. Then, to the cat's astonishment, she pressed her head against his belly and started wriggling.

"You... that's enough!"

Unable to bear the tickling any longer, Yarman instantly dispelled his transformation spell. Looking at Exusiai, who was hugging his waist and resting her head on his chest, constantly turning her head, he helplessly pushed her away.

"Ah...ah?!"

"I'm a human, not a cat, you know?" Yarman took a deep breath and forced a smile. Although he wanted to get angry, he found that he just couldn't. Back in Letania, if anyone dared to mess with him, he would just launch a spell missile!

He even unleashed a fireball on those who had mocked his golden-white hair, turning them and their accomplices into a pool of lava.

When he was protecting Harry, who was sent by the Elector to deal with an underground violent gang, the gang leader mocked him in front of everyone, saying his hair color was like that of a little princess and that he looked effeminate. He didn't waste any words with the other party, but instead cast a huge fireball that melted the entire base.

"Alright, I'm leaving!" Yarman turned around and instantly transformed back into a cat, darting towards the small gap under the cell. He was only halfway through when he was shocked to find himself being hugged!

[Leytanian profanity], what's going on here?

"Mr. Yarman, play with us a little longer!" Exusiai was very interested in the kitten in front of her. She had been away from Laterano for so long, and this was the first time she had met such an interesting person.

People have turned into animals! Even the boss can't do it!

"I still need to sleep, boss!" Yalman turned back into a human with a helpless expression. Looking at Exusiai who was hugging his waist, he suddenly couldn't help but ask, "Do you like me that much? Why do you have to hug me like that!"

"..."×3

"I'm sorry, that was rude of me." Yarman apologized somewhat awkwardly to Exusiai, whose face was flushed and who was standing still. He suddenly realized that he had asked a stupid and embarrassing question.

Forget it, let's not talk about it anymore, let's just run!

Before the two could react, Yarman immediately transformed into a cat, then quickly scurried through the small hole at the bottom and returned to his cell, where he pretended to be asleep and started chatting.

Veronica: I wonder how Yarman is doing now? He hasn't been online for quite a while.

Yarman: I'm in jail, thank you.

Lin Yi: You got caught setting up a honey trap?

Yarman: Bullshit! You think I'm like you?! You're just blinded by lust!

Lindal: So what's wrong with you?

Scranton: Yeah, your world also has supernatural powers, so why were you captured?

Yarman: Actually, it's very simple. I was on vacation, right? When I arrived, I wanted to find a place to stay, so I took a black cab. But I was stopped by the Guard Bureau because there were contraband items in the black cab, and I was carrying weapons. So they treated me as an accomplice and locked me up.

Dumbledore: Then why didn't you use a spell to get out? Are there Dementors in that prison too?

Yarman: No, because I want to continue my two-month vacation. I don't want to become a wanted criminal because of a prison break and then play hide-and-seek with their pursuers for the next two months.

Tesla: You can wait patiently, and then after you get out, you can sue that Guard Bureau, accuse them of arresting the wrong person, and demand compensation. Otherwise, you can take it to the embassy and turn it into an international dispute, which will allow you to make another fortune.

Yarman: ...Maybe, but...I don't think it'll work.

Lin Yi: His world is an isolated world, with little connection between different worlds.

Tesla: So it's a clan, huh? @My clan, Town Hall 14, you're here!

Lindal: Don't be ridiculous, there's still a big difference.

Yarman: Sigh, I'm really helpless right now. Just now... sigh!

Lin Yi: What's wrong?

Yarman: Actually, it's just... (500 words omitted here).

Lin Yi: This... could it be lust at first sight?

Yarman: Can't you think of anything else? You're the admin of our patient chat group, for goodness' sake! What kind of immortal are you cultivating?

Lin Yi: I am but a humble disciple of the Haoran Academy, practicing the Haoran Righteous Qi Technique!

Lindal: In the world of cultivation, there's also a saying: "Cultivate what you lack?"

Lin Yi: Get lost!

Chapter Fourteen: Woof woof woof, woof woof woof

Lying in bed, Yarman closed the chat group interface. Ever since he recounted what had happened to him that night, the entire chat style in the group had completely changed; everyone was acting crazy.

"Forget it, let's go to sleep. What's the point of chatting so late at night? It's inappropriate!" Yarman closed his eyes and fell asleep, but he soon opened them and found that he couldn't sleep at all.

"Alas! Life is truly unpredictable, like the large intestine enclosing the small intestine."

…………

The next day, at 10:00 AM.

"Sizzle~~"

"Come out, someone has bailed you out."

Looking at the Guardian officers standing before him, Yarman slowly stood up and walked towards the door. He took his personal belongings from the officers, tucked his scimitar and chainsaw sword into his waistband, put his staff back in his pocket, and carried his suitcase out of the Guardian compound.

As he approached the entrance of the Guard Bureau, he was about to leave and find a hotel to stay in. Well, he still didn't have a place to stay. He had been traveling for a day and still hadn't found a place to stay.

"Sigh, I rarely get to travel, why does it feel so surreal?" Yarman muttered to himself, feeling a bit frustrated. He then prepared to leave, when a voice came from behind him.

"Mr. Yarman! Hey... don't go!"

"I'm leaving! I'm leaving!"

Are you still looking for a hotel?

"I'll find it myself; I absolutely refuse to take your car!"

Can you find it?

"How could I not find it?"

"If you could find it, why did you take our car yesterday?"

"...Anyway, I'm not riding in your car." Yarman ignored the shouts behind him and walked straight into the street. "I still want to continue my vacation. I don't want to go back to the Guard Bureau jail."

“Mr. Yarman, please wait a moment.” Texas spoke up as well. She stepped forward and stopped Yarman, who was about to leave. Looking at him, she said, “Our boss would like to meet with you. He also said that if you are willing to meet him, he can provide you with the best accommodation in Lungmen.”

“…Okay, I’ll go.” Yarman thought for a moment and finally decided to meet the penguin man. Although he didn’t know why the penguin man wanted to see him, the man had said that he was willing to provide him with accommodation, which was quite attractive to him.

Looking at the familiar white truck in front of him, Yarman remained silent for a long time before finally getting into the car. Before the other two got in, he whispered, "Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!"

Now, I have kept my promise!

After Yarman finished barking like a dog, he turned to look ahead and saw two people smiling at him. He immediately realized that he was in big trouble; someone had heard him!

“Mr. Yarman, you just now…”

"You didn't hear anything, did you?"

"Haha, you little cat are just learning to be a dog..."

"Fire Blast~~~"

"Yes, we didn't hear anything!" ×2

After hearing their answers, Yarman slowly put the staff that was shining with magical light back into his pocket. He felt very strange, extremely strange. Why did so many embarrassing things happen to him after he came here, and why did these two people in front of him have to witness them all?

[Leytania profanity]! Is it because I'm incompatible with these two by nature?

Yarman thought helplessly. He had never felt so helpless in his life. He didn't want to come to Lungmen for tourism anymore. He wanted to go back to Letania and stay in his magic tower forever.

“Mr. Yarman”.

"Ok?"

"Did you really come to Longmen just for tourism?"

"Yeah, so what?" Yarman asked, a little puzzled. He was a Letanian who had traveled all the way to Lungmen. What was he here for if not for tourism? Was he here to fight?