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"Then how will we know when to go back?"

“Let’s go back when the sun rises tomorrow morning!” Yarman replied directly. “Or you can go back in the middle of the night, but there probably won’t be many people on the streets by then. The street performers will have all finished get off work, and the rest will probably be some drunks and… people in special professions.”

"What kind of special occupational practitioners?"

"Some ancient and thriving professions."

"...Siesta has this kind of thing?"

"After all, Herman has sided with Colombia, and this is a tourist city, so it must be... right? Colombians, you know, free and open!"

"Oh~~~ How did you know these people existed?"

“Well… how should I put it?” A rather private smile appeared on Yalman’s face. He leaned forward slightly, getting closer to Mostima. “Actually, it’s like this… Oh, and one more thing, if I tell you this, you absolutely mustn’t tell anyone else!”

“Okay, I definitely won’t tell anyone!” Mostima nodded with a smile.

"Actually, it's like this: have you ever seen the Doctor's true face?"

"No, what's wrong?"

"He's pretty cool. Didn't the Doctor say he'd bring Rhodes Island to Siesta? Actually, he went to Siesta beforehand to scout things out and get everything sorted out before Rhodes Island went. The incident happened while he was scouting Siesta, hahaha!" Yarman couldn't help but laugh as he spoke.

"Tell me quickly, what happened! Let me have a laugh too!"

"Back then, Siesta had just been attacked, right? People weren't allowed to wear masks. So the Doctor took off his mask from his helmet, then went to Siesta to book a room. After booking, he was going back to Canaan, right? So he stood at the dock, leaning against a streetlamp playing on his phone."

"As a result, he was asked about his price by a wealthy Colombian woman who happened to be passing by. After confirming that he wasn't out...working, the woman left angrily, and he was chased away by a group of strange people who said that if he wasn't doing business, he shouldn't be leaning against the streetlight playing on his phone and affecting their business."

"..."

"He even complained to me about it back then, hahaha, it still makes me laugh when I think about it. I was leaning against a streetlamp playing on my phone, waiting for the landship back to Canaan, and a rich woman actually asked me about the price, hahaha!"

"What did we say back then? Um... 'Young hunk, how much are you?' Hahahaha!"

"I see! I understand now!"

Chapter 99: Do you want to go play in the deep sea?

Time flies, and night falls.

Sitting in the small boat, Yarman looked up at the starry sky and took a deep breath. "The starry sky here is much better than in Lungmen and Kazdel. Those cities have no stars anymore, the sky is full of industrial exhaust, and even the moon is mostly obscured."

"Didn't you say that the starry sky outside is fake?"

“Yes! They’re all fake, but after a while, the first real one should appear.” Yarman leaned against the small boat, looking at the starry sky with anticipation, and said, “Give us a little more, and we’ll have enough resources to expand our world again.”

"How fast is 'very fast'?"

"The Doctor has already obtained the sun. As long as the world is big enough, we will install our sun there. Then we will have our own sun, not just a texture. And the moon, we will have one too," Yarman said, pointing to the bright moon in the sky.

Suddenly, Yarman turned to Mostima in front of him and asked, "Did you bring a swimsuit?"

"Huh? No, what do you want?"

“No.” Yarman looked at the school of fish circling their boat. “Do you want to go for a swim? More and more creatures are coming out. Look, the jellyfish are coming out.”

Mostima followed Yarman and looked down. There they saw a large number of jellyfish appearing from nowhere, slowly floating and drifting in the sea. Golden and blue light shimmered in their bodies, like bright lamps, bringing a ray of life to the deep and quiet ocean.

Watching the golden-blue orb slowly rise to the surface, Mostima unconsciously compared it to real sea creatures. She looked up at Yarman and said, "These little things are so docile!"

"This feels so good, just like jelly! Hmm? It's even rubbing against me! How interesting!"

Mostima gently poked the small jellyfish that floated beside them, feeling its bouncy, jelly-like texture, and watching it begin to swirl around her hand after being poked. She exclaimed in amazement.

Yarman gently picked up a small jellyfish that was moving around nearby, glanced at it, infused it with a little life force, and then put it back. "Although this place is connected to the ocean at the bottom, it is much calmer here than the ocean. In this environment, the creatures have become more docile."

Thinking of those enormous, eerie green jellyfish covered in venomous stingers, and those twisted, deep blue jellyfish that can instantly fill a fifty-meter radius with terrifying arcs of electricity, Yarman couldn't help but marvel at the gentleness of these luminous jellyfish.

[Leytanian profanity], this is a normal jellyfish, what kind of monsters are those extinct creatures?

Just as Mostima was having a great time playing with the little jellyfish, Yarman quietly came up to her and asked, "Would you like to play with these little creatures up close?"

"Hmm? Isn't that close enough?"

“We can do this!” Yarman grabbed Mostima’s waist and, to her bewilderment, leaped into the ocean teeming with bioluminescent fish and jellyfish!

"Pfft!"

"Yalman! Hmm... why are they all surging up here!"

Seeing the school of fish and jellyfish crowding around her, Mostima felt a little hesitant. She gently and slowly stroked the jellyfish and bioluminescent fish that had gathered around her, as if afraid of accidentally hurting these little lives. The creatures that were touched became even more frenzied.

Calmly holding Mostima, Yarman looked at her delighted expression and suddenly said, "How about we go play in the real sea next time? There are many more creatures there than here, and they are bigger and more interesting. Some of them can even speak Victorian."

"No, in the sea... wait, is that in Victorian?"

"Have you heard of Haisi?" Yarman hugged her and said with a smile, "The natural enemy of the Agorians, a group of creatures with a unified will, just like a swarm of bees with a clear division of labor, efficient and powerful, capable of active evolution, and recently they seem to be evolving into humanoid creatures."

"..."

"These days, every kind of creature wants to take on a humanoid form, I don't know why," Yarman said, somewhat puzzled. "Although there are many advantages to being humanoid, don't you think it's a waste to give up all the savings you've accumulated over so many years of evolution and go straight for the humanoid route?"

All the accumulation of tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of years in the past has been discarded, and we're just pointing towards the human form. Does that mean other forms can't become intelligent beings? I doubt it!

He actually really hoped that some entirely new intelligent life forms could emerge in the world of Terra, instead of all kinds of creatures evolving for so many years only to end up looking for humanoid forms if they wanted to become intelligent beings.

Look at the Cthulhu Mythos and Warhammer 40 worlds next door; their biological evolution is much more interesting. There are all kinds of intelligent beings, octopus-like, elephant-like...

Terra, on the other hand, has all rushed to become humanoid, with no species diversity whatsoever. At this rate, when will they ever surpass Warhammer 40 and catch up with Cthulhu? They're all a bunch of unambitious guys!

We need to complete the world's ascension as soon as possible, transforming it into a planetary-level world, and then start promoting biodiversity. Otherwise, given the current state of these insectoid creatures, Terra is doomed!

Why does everyone want to become human?

"How should I know? They probably see that humanoid creatures are the mainstream now, so everyone wants to jump in." Yarman shook his head helplessly. He hugged Mostima and said, "By the way, I'm almost finished building the flying fish. Let's go surfing in the ocean then."

"No! I don't want to drown. By the way, do all sorts of creatures really crawl into the humanoid racetrack?"

"Isn't that right? Let's not even talk about the land creatures; they were the first to choose this track, and they've already emerged. Now, the sea creatures are coming to form human-shaped creatures too—sea urchins, jellyfish, sharks, killer whales, and in a while, starfish and sponges will probably be coming out too."

"Actually, I was quite optimistic about Haisi at first. Under the guidance of their god, they have taken a different path. But now, sigh, they also want to make humanoid products."

At this point, Yarman couldn't help but sigh. This was the tragedy of the small size of the extraordinary world. It was just a single planet. If one species gained a slight advantage, all the creatures in the world would rush in that direction, eventually focusing on one area and abandoning all other directions.

"Forget about that, how about you go have some fun underwater?"

Are you sure I won't drown?

"Why would they drown? It's only two thousand meters deep here." Yarman asked in surprise, looking at Mostima and nodding knowingly. "I understand. Take this with you."

“What is this… When did you bring this crown out?” Mostima lowered her head slightly, letting Yarman put the crown on her head.

"I just grabbed it on the spur of the moment, alright!" Yalman looked at Mostima, who was now wearing the crown, and said with a smile, "Now we can go play in the deep sea, let's go!"

"Shh!"

With two splashes of water, the two disappeared above the surface of the sea, swimming towards the deepest part of the seabed, followed by a large school of fish and jellyfish radiating golden light.

Just like followers following the emperor.

Chapter 100: Let Me Pinch Your Tail

"Splash!"

Two figures suddenly emerged from the shimmering sea, causing ripples to spread across the surrounding water. Then, a large group of various creatures surged out of the water, their colorful lights instantly turning the once pitch-black seaside into daylight.

How does it feel underwater?

“Not good, the water pressure there is a bit too high.” Mostima took off her crown, gently tidied her hair which had been disheveled by the water, and placed the crown on Yarman’s head. “Let me rest my head on it for a bit. By the way, do you remember where our little boat is?”

“This… I don’t know.” Yarman shook his head. “It’s probably free now.”

“So what do we do now?” Mostima looked at Yarman and asked, “We don’t even have a place to stay. Are you just going to stay here until tomorrow morning?”

“Actually, it’s not impossible.” Yarman replied matter-of-factly. He swam around and spread his hands slightly, saying comfortably, “Don’t you think the water temperature here is very comfortable? The water quality is also very good, and there are so many little creatures keeping us company.”

“The problem is we’re still wearing clothes!” Mostima said with some distress, tugging at his already soaked fleece jacket and white shirt underneath. “I feel like I’m wrapped in a wet blanket. It’s not just cold, it’s also heavy and dragging me down.”

"I remember you brought a change of clothes, right?"

"We each have five sets, so what?"

“That makes things simple.” Yarman started taking off his clothes right in the water. To Mostima’s astonishment, he stripped naked, leaving only his shorts. He put his clothes, pants, and shoes together, opened a portal in mid-air that connected to the hotel room, and threw them all inside.

"Give me your clothes too! And your staff, I'll throw them back for you."

"..."

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up!" Yarman said urgently to Mostima while maintaining the spatial gate. If they didn't hurry, a big wave would suddenly come and the seawater would rush into the spatial gate, and their hotel room would be flooded.

Mostima hesitated before swimming to Yarman's side, blushing as she said, "I'm a little..."

“What are you afraid of? It’s just the two of us here. Is anyone else watching?” Yarman said directly to her. He had already used his senses to scan the entire Siesta Sea and found that they were the only intelligent beings there. The rest were just these glowing fish and glowing jellyfish.

To make Mostima more comfortable, he opened the portal and let her take off her clothes and throw them inside. Of course, that was the ostensible reason. The second reason was his personal desire.

He wanted to swim with Mostima, to swim close together. Although he had already achieved perfect harmony with Mostima, they had never taken a bath together. Either he hadn't had the opportunity, or he hadn't had a good excuse. This time, the opportunity came knocking, and he took the chance to fulfill this wish.

"..."×2

"What are you looking at? Hurry up and take everything off, or the big wave will come..."

"Snapped!"

Mostima slapped him across the face, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment. Pointing at the serious-looking Yarman, she said, "You just want to see me naked. How can you be so indecent?"

“Hey! Who said I’m not serious?” Yarman turned to the side and said nonchalantly, “What’s wrong with me looking at my wife? Fine, if you won’t let me see her, I’m going back to Siesta Pier…”

"You try it! I'll break you and then I'll tell you!"

"Just kidding, just kidding." Yarman chuckled awkwardly, then asked, "Are you still going to swim? If not, we'll just go back."

“Swim! How can we not swim!” Mostima replied, slowly taking off his clothes one by one, and throwing them all over Yarman’s head to block his burning gaze.

After taking off the large coat that had been thrown at his head, Yarman threw all the clothes that had been thrown at him into the portal. Just as he was about to say something, a huge wave suddenly rushed over, passing over the two of them and crashing straight into the portal. Instantly, the hotel room was a mess.

Hit by a sudden wave, Yarman closed his eyes. Suddenly, he felt something hit him. The touch was very familiar and pleasant, soft and bouncy, with a great texture.

"I told you to hurry up, but you wouldn't listen. Now look what's happened, the room..."

"What did you say? What's the problem?"

“…I said, you’re so beautiful.” Yarman looked at Mostima, who was lying on top of him with a beautiful figure and dreamy eyes, and immediately changed his words. He smiled and said, “No problem, let’s go swimming.”

"What about the hotel room?"

“With such a large amount of water, the staff must know. We can just ask them to handle it for us,” Yarman replied casually, putting his arm around Mostima. “If it really doesn’t work, I’ll take care of it when we get back.”

"..."

Why are you so silent again?

"Yalman".

"Ok?"

"You're a filthy scoundrel!" Mostima wiped the water from her face, put her hands on Yarman's shoulders, pressed her whole body against Yarman, and said breathlessly, "You just want to swim with me!"

“Yes, I just want to swim with you!” Yarman nodded frankly, then hugged Mostima and said earnestly, “But I only want to swim with you. You know, so many creatures in the world want to swim with me but don’t have the chance, and you…”

"Why do you say so many strange things!" Mostima gently patted his chest, looking at him shyly as she said, "Can't you be normal for once? Honestly!"

“Alright, alright.” Yarman shrugged, gently putting his arm around Mostima’s waist, and swam forward lightly, like a ribbonfish, graceful and effortless. “Let’s swim.”

“Oh, right, and this thing too. What is it?” Mostima reached underwater and grabbed a large, furry object, gently squeezing it as Yarman stared in disbelief.

“Aww~&@#￥#%#@#￥%…”

What did you do now?

"What you're holding is my tail!" Yarman said, his face also flushed. He reached out and snatched the tail from Mostima's hand, rubbing it gently. "Don't touch my tail, it's strange."

“…Aren’t you already a monster? Why are you still having this kind of neurotic reaction?” Mostima turned to look at Yarman and asked, quite puzzled.

"But I'm still in Felin's body!"

“I see, that’s great!” Mostima had somehow grabbed his tail again from the water, pulling it out of the water to his horrified gaze. “Give it a squeeze!”

"Hahaha~~~~~No! Hahaha~~~"

Chapter 101: It seems we are destined to sink together

"what happened to you?"

Mostima looked at Yarman, who had flipped over and was lying on the surface of the water, and gently poked his body. "Then why did you flip over? I just scratched your tail a few times. But this is the first time I've noticed that your tail is so sensitive. It's really strange, a magical thing."

"...Don't move!" Yarman immediately flipped over, moved his tail behind him, and shouted at Mostima, "Don't touch my tail!"