My wife, who's in a vegetative state, please stop eavesdropping on my thoughts.

"Lord Weiss, from now on you and Miss will be sleeping together, so there are a few things I need to tell you."

"Miss needs to drink water every three hours. There's a silver water bottle by the bedside; you just need to gently drop a drop onto her lips each time."

"That water bottle is forbidden. Its purpose isn't just to replenish fluids, and I'm not entirely sure of its specific effects, but please, please don't add too much, and please don't forget, please don't—"

Whenever she mentioned tens of millions, she would subconsciously look up and stare directly at Weiss, her tone becoming more forceful.

Weiss nodded: "Understood."

We'll give them some water, we won't forget.

"As for... other matters," the maid's tone suddenly became somewhat subtle, "you don't need to worry about it. Another maid will come to take care of things tomorrow morning."

Other aspects?

Weiss paused for a second.

Then it immediately dawned on me that "other aspects" referred to things like going to the toilet.

Ah, so even pretty girls need to go to the bathroom...

After giving some basic instructions, the petite maid led Weiss into the bedroom.

Speaking of which, the last time Weiss came to Elune's room was a few days ago during the surprise test. At that time, the situation was urgent and it was dark, so he didn't have time to look around.

Now, upon closer inspection, the room's absurdity far exceeded Weiss's entire imagination of the word "bedroom."

The guest room I used to stay in was only about one-tenth the size of this bedroom.

Every piece of furniture is adorned with jewels, exuding luxury.

A dreamy chandelier made of thousands of diamonds hangs from the ceiling.

Even the bathrooms look more like palaces than those in period dramas...

Weiss silently compared it to the mansion he had saved up for two years in the downtown area.

The difference is so great that they don't seem to be products of the same worldview.

Just as Weiss was still sighing, several maids who followed him in smoothly pushed Elune into the dressing room in the cubicle.

It seems we need to change her out of her wedding dress.

Weiss himself sat in the chair, deep in thought, looking somewhat conflicted.

Although they are nominally husband and wife...

They've had an engagement ceremony and even a marriage certificate, but does she really want to sleep in the same bed with Elune, who's still in a vegetative state?

How about we sleep on the floor in the bathroom?

It feels quite luxurious...

Hearing this filthy and disgusting thought, Elune, who was being dressed by the maid, could hardly contain herself.

Speaking of which, the water in the toilet is quite clean and clear. Why don't you take a sip?

Three minutes later, just as Weiss was struggling with his feelings, the locker room door opened.

Several maids pushed Elune, who had changed into a white silk nightgown, out of the room.

They gently placed the beautiful white-haired girl on the bed, their movements as delicate as if they were handling a fragile antique porcelain.

As her long white hair spread out, the neckline of her silk pajamas opened slightly, revealing a section of her snow-white collarbone.

Weiss's gaze lingered on Elune for a moment, unable to stay in his sight.

Then he quickly looked away, turning his face away, pretending to be observing the exquisite oil painting hanging on the wall, his Adam's apple bobbing slightly.

After several maids covered Weiss with the blankets, they gave him a subtle bow.

"Lord Weiss, we'll take our leave now."

"Your pajamas are also prepared in that dressing room; Miss Adele personally instructed us to do so."

After giving their instructions, the maids left the room one by one, closing the door behind them.

The door closed with a "click".

Only Weiss and Elune remained in the large bedroom.

A dead silence.

Weiss sat there motionless on the edge of the bed, frozen in a stiff position.

He rested his hands on his knees, his fingers clasped tightly together, his knuckles slightly white, as if he could hear his own deafening heartbeat.

He hesitated for more than ten minutes before slowly walking towards the locker room.

It's clear that Adele really cares about this marriage.

The men's dressing room not only had pajamas, but also a large number of formal suits, with several pieces of various styles on display.

Clearly, now that he's married to Elune, if Whis continues to flaunt his tattered clothes in public every day, he'll be disgracing the Serenes family.

Weiss casually changed into a light-colored nightgown and came out, walking stiffly to the bedside.

He first sat on the edge of the bed and pressed down on it tentatively to make sure the mattress wouldn't affect Elune with his weight before carefully lying down on his side.

Elune: I'm in a vegetative state, not a two-dimensional character...

It has to be said, this bed is ridiculously big.

Two people can lie on it without any physical contact, and there's even enough room to fit two more people in between.

Weiss lay as close to the edge of the bed as possible, keeping a safe distance of at least half a meter from Elune.

Meanwhile, outside the bedroom window.

Several heads were silently peeking out from under the windowsill.

They are Nefertio with blue twin tails, Mona with green side-swept bangs, and Vera with pink curly hair.

The three of them stood neatly on the windowsill, like three geckos clinging to the window frame, peeking inside.

Even Aunt Bai was perched on top of Neferpier's head.

"Why hasn't he made a move yet?" Nephilim asked in a low voice.

"Could it be over already? But that was too fast..." Mona tilted her head.

"No, I don't think any normal person would do anything to a person in a vegetative state, right? Your minds are so dirty. My arm is killing me, let's go down quickly," Vera complained reluctantly.

Neferpire: "No, wait a little longer! I've already sworn to protect Elune's chastity!!"

"Um, may I ask who you are...?"

Upon hearing this, Vera almost thought she had accidentally entered a green channel.

And so, the four uninvited guests remained outside the window for nearly half an hour.

They breathed a sigh of relief only after their arms were so sore they were almost numb and they were sure that Weiss hadn't done anything unusual except roll over once.

"Looks like this guy isn't so weird after all..." Nephilim muttered thoughtfully.

"Is it possible that you're the pervert?!" Vera covered her face.

The group bickered as they quickly retreated, eventually splitting up and disappearing into the night in different directions.

Even Aunt Bai quickened her pace, feeling a little guilty.

It first jumped from over Nephiel's head onto the yard wall, then darted into the flowerbed without looking back.

I don't know why I'm so old, still fooling around with these kids...

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at the same time.

Lying on the bed, Elune sighed in exasperation.

Her lunar powers had already taken in the ridiculous behavior of these people.

Even Aunt Bai couldn't hold back anymore after spying on them for so long...

What exactly are you curious about?!

Don't worry, there's no need to worry that Weiss has any bad intentions.

Knowing his personality, he's probably busy telling jokes to that taboo subject right now, and doesn't have the slightest dirty thoughts about me.

Thinking of this, Elune casually read Weiss's thoughts, wanting to see what kind of incredibly boring, hellish joke he was telling this time.

However, the next second, Elune's heart skipped a beat.

Wait, no...

This guy's head is full of scenes from erotic novels!

Family members, do you think it's too late for me to call for help now?

Nefertir, Aunt White, come back quickly!!!

Help.....

There's also an interactive segment.

Chapter 34: Elune, Awakens in Grandeur!

I read firsthand the jumbled thoughts and plots in Weiss's mind.

Elune was filled with regret.

I should have known better than to impulsively read that mind.

Although she was in a vegetative state and unable to control her body, she had the illusion that her heart was beating rapidly and that her cheeks were turning red at a visible speed.

She could even feel the skin behind her ears burning slightly.

After mentally rehearsing a few deep breaths, Elune, filled with shame and indignation, gradually calmed down.

She was surprised to discover that the erotic fantasies in Weiss's mind were actually quite interesting.

It seems to be called something like the Convent of the Holy Maidens...

I haven't read a book in a long time, so listening to adventure stories suddenly gave me a unique and wonderful feeling, although they were a bit too explicit and violent.

A dozen minutes later, just as I was getting to the exciting part, my inner monologue suddenly stopped.

Elune glanced at her with some displeasure.

It turned out that Weiss was about to fall asleep; his eyes were half-open, and he was staring blankly at his own sleeping face.

Don't look at me...

Sleep facing that way!

Weiss naturally couldn't hear Elune's voice.

He moved his lips slightly and let out a contented and lazy yawn.

Don't you dare yawn in front of me!

Elune was getting anxious.

However, Weiss showed no intention of cooperating. He reached out and straightened the wrinkles on the pillow, finding the most comfortable sleeping position.

You are not allowed to toss and turn in your sleep!

Elune was furious.

This guy has way too many little tricks up his sleeve before bed!

"Good night"

Fortunately, Weiss said goodnight and then didn't move around anymore.

His voice was very soft, the last syllable almost melting into the silence of the night, as if he had just finished speaking and had already fallen asleep, his breathing long and deep.

After observing for a while and confirming that the other party was fast asleep, Elune slowly exhaled a breath of stale air.

This guy really just fell asleep like that? How incredibly carefree!

I haven't even started sleeping yet!

This was the first time in her life she had shared a bed with a man, and she didn't know if she would be able to fall asleep.