My wife, who's in a vegetative state, please stop eavesdropping on my thoughts.

After wrapping the gifts, Weiss left the storeroom and returned to the mansion's main hall.

In just a short while, two women he didn't recognize appeared in the lobby.

One of the green-haired girls had side-swept bangs and wore the same black night patrol uniform as Adele.

However......

She appears to be only a little over 1.4 meters tall.

The military uniform looked strangely out of place on her, like a child wearing an adult's clothes.

The loose, bulky collar almost completely covered her head.

At this moment, the green-haired girl was lazily leaning against the sofa, only her upper face was visible, and her expression was drowsy, as if she was about to fall asleep on the spot.

Just a kid...

Weiss glanced at it casually.

Is this the friend of Elune that Adele mentioned before?

They also appear to be members of the night patrol.

In addition, there was a girl in a dress with pink, fluffy curly hair.

Her hair was curled into thick, woolly clumps, and she wore a white mask that obscured her features.

Meanwhile, Neferpire was also here.

The three of them were huddled together, whispering to each other, and it was unclear what they were talking about.

The moment Weiss walked in, dressed in a formal gown, Nefertir's gaze swept over him first, then she paused slightly in surprise.

I couldn't help but take a second look.

It must be said that the formal attire of the Selenes family, coupled with the hairstyle styled by the maid, truly transformed this guy's aura.

That's starting to look more like a human being...

Nefertory's lips twitched almost imperceptibly, then she leaned close to the other two girls and whispered something in their ears.

Then all three of them turned their gazes toward them.

Immediately afterwards, the three of them huddled together again, and the frequency of their conversation increased significantly.

Every now and then, someone would glance at Weiss with a strange expression.

Weiss: "......"

Seriously, could your intentions to openly criticize others be any more obvious?

Purely critical and judgmental.

Blue hair, green hair, and pink hair—three different colors of "emo" hairstyles put together—could even star in an episode of Sailor Moon.

Therefore, Weiss decided to temporarily refer to the three of them as—

poop-scooping girl

There was no malicious intent.

Submit your work politely.

It is determined solely by the number of people.

Just then—

Nefer and the other two girls suddenly stopped talking.

The three of them looked behind Weiss in unison and respectfully called out together.

Aunt Bai

"Hello, Aunt Bai!"

"...Aunt Bai."

The last sound came from the green-haired child, his voice muffled as if he had a piece of meat in his mouth.

Aunt Bai?

Weiss instinctively turned around.

He thought it was some important person or elder who had arrived.

But there was nothing behind him.

Weiss looked extremely strange, glancing around to make sure that there was absolutely no one behind him.

What does it mean?

So you're starting to play the mysterious card, aren't you?

What Aunt Bai?

I'm still Aunt Hong...

Do not investigate if you are easily frightened.

Just as Weiss was inwardly grumbling.

A very faint sound of footsteps came from below.

"Da da da—"

Weiss looked down.

The white cat, wearing a sapphire necklace, was walking past his feet with elegant and frivolous steps.

As it passed by, it inexplicably glared at Weiss.

Weiss: "?"

He felt that Hakimi had been really craving love lately.

The main problem is that he doesn't know what he did to offend the other person. These past two days, whenever he sees him, the other person either gets angry or hisses at him.

It seems we'll have to grab it by the neck and give it a good beating with a meteor hammer.

However......

Just as Weiss was mentally rehearsing the movements.

A seductive female voice, exuding the charm of a married woman, suddenly came from the white cat's mouth without warning.

"It's been a long time, little Mona, and Vera too."

"..."

"..."

Weiss's expression froze.

He stared in disbelief at Hakimi, who was speaking human language.

His facial expressions flickered, gradually shifting from confusion to shock, and finally settling into an indescribable, bizarre state.

"666, there really is a supernatural element here!?"

"Did you three hear that? Did that cat just speak human language?"

"They've really stopped acting altogether."

As Weiss's utterly shocked words fell...

The two new girls both looked at them with extremely subtle expressions.

It's as if they're looking at someone who's mentally challenged.

This man...

He's been living here for almost a month, and he's about to marry Elune, and he doesn't even know that Aunt Bai can speak human language?!

Nefertil covered her face, speechless.

Seeing their strange reactions, Weiss belatedly realized something.

He recalled the strange look Sebastian had given him yesterday, and the sudden change in Hakimi's attitude towards him, and finally understood everything.

Wait, could it be...?

Could it be that...

This cat can still understand the joke it made the day before yesterday?

"Holy crap, there's a Sofia...!!!"

Chapter 31: Who wouldn't want to film an episode with Aunt Bai, all flustered and embarrassed?

Before Weiss's time travel, many online gamers deeply resented characters like Fury.

After months of hard work and saving up resources, and hundreds of gacha pulls, I opened the limited-time UP gacha with high expectations, and then this guy, Fu Rui, popped up. Does anyone understand the feeling of salvation?

There are definitely quite a few who resort to verbal abuse or even the murder of the entire family of the planners.

But Weiss knew the answer in his heart.

These are all just empty words from those players.

To put it bluntly, they're just hurling insults online.

In reality, who wouldn't want to come home exhausted and disheveled after a long day at work, and then sell everything they own or even take out a loan to buy a cheap cigarette?

They just wanted to monopolize Sofia's hairy, thunderous ass...

At this moment, Weiss was staring at the white cat with a sapphire necklace on its chest at his feet with an extremely subtle look.

Aunt Bai responded with a disdainful eye roll.

Even without guessing, you can tell that this guy's head is full of inexplicable fantasies.

In an eerie atmosphere.

Aunt Bai spoke first, explaining:

"Kid, I accidentally ingested a supernatural potion back then, which is why I can speak."

"Plots like 'transforming into a human to repay a debt of gratitude'—"

"That kind of thing only exists in pornographic books."

"Don't even think about it!!"

At this point, the white cat sneered and flicked its tail unhappily.

Weiss's expression clearly showed a moment of disappointment.

"Aunt Bai, you've misunderstood. I've never thought about such a thing."

"Then what are you disappointed about, Thunder?!"

"Because I can no longer find my one piece..."

Weiss's voice had a strange sadness about it.

From now on, no one will understand his melancholy anymore.

Straw Hat Boy is gone.

Aunt Bai: "?"

What are you saying in gibberish? I can't understand a single word...

Although she didn't know what Weiss wanted to express, she was instinctively glad that she hadn't revealed the truth that she could actually transform into a human.

Otherwise, just seeing the other person's strange expression might make her so upset that she couldn't eat for three days...

I can't say.

I'll never tell him, not even if I die!!

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As darkness fell, the sky gradually darkened.

The engagement ceremony is about to begin.