My wife, who's in a vegetative state, please stop eavesdropping on my thoughts.

Therefore, he is more inclined to believe that this is a negative effect caused by some kind of taboo.

"Aunt Bai, you definitely won't go with us, right?"

"That's natural..."

Aunt Bai nodded without hesitation.

It's important to understand that the Hundred Flowers Royal City is a behemoth directly comparable to the Night Patrol Royal City, and the two factions have been fighting and vying for power for nearly a thousand years without any formal resolution.

Just look at the suicide squad made up of Bo Mu and her few level 7 superhumans...

Even if the wedding dress, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, were to fall into slumber, it would be absolutely impossible for it to cause the slightest ripple.

This was a grave relocation project that was destined to have no chance of success.

Aunt Bai was still waiting to witness the day when Elune and Weiss would officially get married, so naturally she couldn't possibly go and die in vain with Bo Mu and the others...

Chapter 124: Plants vs. Zombies [7K]

Located at the entrance of the Lunette family mansion.

Dusk disappeared silently from their sight.

Since Weiss was unable to detect Aunt Bai's emotions from the beginning, and his wind field perception received no feedback from her, he had no way of knowing what Aunt Bai was thinking.

However, Aunt Bai is an old woman who has lived for quite a long time and knows so many extraordinary secrets. She will definitely consider things more thoroughly than I do and know what is important and what to choose.

Therefore, Weiss didn't say anything more to remind him.

However, just as he was leading Aunt Bai back into the house, they bumped into a figure stumbling out from around the corner of the corridor.

At that moment, Cassandra was casually dressed in pajamas, rubbing her half-closed eyes as she walked towards them, looking drowsy and confused.

After seeing Weiss.

Without even saying hello, she seemed to have lost all her strength, collapsing limply into the other person's arms, her voice sticky and tingling.

"Brother-in-law, how did I fall asleep?"

"When did you leave...?"

Under the increasingly wide-eyed gaze of Aunt Bai, Weiss began frantically winking at the delirious little swordsman.

Unfortunately, Cassandra was struggling to even open her eyes at that moment, and she didn't make eye contact with him even once. She clung to Weiss in a posture that was almost like an invertebrate mollusk, pressing all her body weight onto him without reservation.

If Weiss hadn't been holding her waist, she probably would have fallen straight to the ground.

Weiss's eye twitched slightly involuntarily.

He truly hadn't expected that after the killing threshold of the superhumans in the killing system was completely reset, their reactions and senses would become so dulled that even Aunt Bai, who was following behind him, couldn't detect it at all...

"Cough, cough—"

Aunt Bai simply couldn't stand it anymore.

Seeing the two in such an extremely indecent and obviously inappropriate posture, Aunt Bai coughed heavily twice behind her to imply that, no matter what the reason, the sister-in-law and brother-in-law should keep some distance from each other.

However, the coughing sound of a Hakimi scholar is comparable to that of an adult mouse, and it is completely incapable of serving as a warning.

The young swordsman clearly hadn't realized the seriousness of the situation.

Her eyes were half-closed and glazed over, and she complained in a soft, weak voice.

"Brother-in-law, did you change the water in the bathtub? You dirtied my bed earlier..."

"..."

"..."

"Did you two take a bath together yesterday afternoon?"

Upon hearing this, Aunt Bai's voice inexplicably rose several decibels.

Clearly, she knew that Weiss had just visited the little swordsman's bedroom bathtub that afternoon.

Upon hearing Aunt Bai's question, the little swordsman, who had been dazed and sprawled on Weiss, paused for a moment and finally noticed the white Hakimi huddled not far from the corner of the wall.

Suddenly, she became completely clear-headed, and her pupils finally focused and contracted.

Weiss sighed helplessly.

However, at least the Little Sword Saint didn't reveal any more outrageous information, which is a blessing in disguise.

After a few seconds of silence, the little swordsman blinked somewhat guiltily, then pushed Weiss back a short distance and began to feign ignorance with a straight face: "Oh, it's Mr. Weiss. I thought it was my husband~~~~"

"You're lying! I heard you call me 'brother-in-law' several times!!"

"Besides, where did you get a husband from...?"

After successfully capturing the sword, Aunt Bai's face showed a mixture of inexplicable pride and anger.

Hearing this flimsy excuse, the maids on night duty nearby couldn't hold back any longer.

Weiss could even recognize that one of them had personally helped them change the bathtub during the day.

However, this one is stretched the tightest.

There was absolutely no flaw in his expression.

In the end, it was Weiss who broke the deadlock:

"Aunt Bai, isn't it normal for a family to bathe together? Don't we two often bathe together...?"

"How can this be the same? I'm a cat..." Aunt Bai said incredulously.

"You're a female cat!"

Weiss emphasized.

Back when Aunt Bai first bathed with him, he grabbed her to check her gender, and was even scratched several times by Aunt Bai, who was in Spinosaurus form, with her cat claws.

After Weiss's forceful and sophistical arguments, Aunt Bai's expression gradually changed from anger to blankness, her eyes unfocused, as if she were thinking with Hakimi's smooth, unwrinkled brain.

It's obvious that even after being cured, they'll still drool.

The little swordsman also took the opportunity to hug Aunt Bai.

"Aunt Bai, think about it, haven't you been taking baths with me quite often these past few months?"

"We can even transcend species, so what's a mere gender issue?"

"Besides, think about it, what difference would it make if we bathed together, given that Weiss is such a natural man?"

"Let's go, let's go take a bath..."

After saying that, she didn't give Aunt Bai any time to think and directly dragged Aunt Bai back to the bedroom. Before leaving, she didn't forget to turn around and give Weiss a wronged and apologetic look.

Weiss raised his hand and waved it a few times, indicating that he didn't care.

On the other side, Aunt Bai was originally in a state of being both angry and annoyed but not knowing how to refute, but after hearing what the little sword saint said, her expression suddenly became somewhat worried.

That's right, the reputation of the "natural man" is still too classic.

Let's say that.

There has never been a male protagonist in any erotic literature who is a superhuman being within the natural system.

However, in stories about being cuckolded, 90% of the victims are definitely the men who are naturally cheated on!

such as--

The Tragedy of the Bright Moon.

Moreover, Weiss is a natural man from the Root Path, so his value is self-evident. Therefore, Aunt Bai's concerns were completely shifted in those few seconds.

Could it be that...

Will I never see the "Plants vs. Zombies" scene in my lifetime?

Thinking of this, Aunt Bai suddenly turned around from Cassandra's arms and asked Weiss, who was still standing in the corridor.

"Weiss, would you like to come along...?"

That's right. Rather than doubting whether there was something shady going on between Weiss and the Little Sword Saint, Aunt Bai was more worried about what to do if even the Little Sword Saint's visually stunning and explosive physique couldn't arouse Weiss's reaction.

Therefore, she really needs to take this opportunity to have a thorough check-up.

Weiss: ......

He just took a bath this afternoon, right?

Even so, he still went with Little Sword Saint and Aunt Bai, since he had nothing else to do anyway.

The two people and the cat, each with their own thoughts, began to bathe together.

Since the water in the bath had been changed by the maid beforehand, and Cassandra's uncontrolled body temperature hadn't brought the water to a boil, the current water temperature was just that of a normal hot spring—warm but not scalding.

This means that there are no dense boiling bubbles to block the air now, and the diffused water vapor is much thinner.

Weiss could clearly see a large expanse of shimmering white light appearing and disappearing beneath the surface of the water on the side of the Little Sword Saint.

However, Aunt Bai is clearly no longer concerned about this level of visual contact.

She swam from the edge of the pool to Weiss's side, and every now and then she would look down at what was below the surface of the water, her expression becoming increasingly worried.

"No, please stop looking at me."

"Aunt Bai, you seem like a pervert..."

Weiss could no longer tolerate her stare.

Aunt Bai coughed heavily twice before turning her head away and shifting her gaze to the distant air, no longer so blatantly peeking.

And at the very moment that Aunt Bai's attention was diverted.

Underwater, Cassandra silently stretched out her long, voluptuous, snow-white leg and slowly placed it on Weiss's thigh.

Weiss's expression stiffened slightly.

666, there's a second level...

But wasn't this move a bit too greedy?

This move is practically risking your life to provoke Aunt Bai.

Without making a sound, he reached out and pinched the softest spot on the little swordsman's thigh.

"Well......"

After feeling the pain, the little swordsman moved down, glaring at Weiss with a look of dissatisfaction and grievance.

Why did you pinch her?

Weiss pretended not to see it and ordered a maid to come in and fetch him something.

A short while later, the maid brought in a stack of books and materials about the path of the amputee, which he had previously left in a guest room, and neatly arranged them on the dry stone platform by the bath.

Weiss leaned against the pool wall, sitting in the water, and began to read with a serious expression.

Seeing this, Aunt Bai couldn't help but click her tongue slightly.

It's important to know that although she's just a khakimi, her cognitive abilities and aesthetic judgment are definitely on point.

She knew very well how stunning Cassandra's figure was, the almost perfect visual impact, and sometimes she couldn't help but step on it a few times to feel its softness.

Weiss was able to resist looking away.

He's clearly a purebred, race-level natural male...

Meanwhile, Weiss's attention was completely absorbed in the book.

Although knowledge about extraordinary sequences cannot be disseminated through written descriptions.

However, it is still possible to record information indirectly through side analysis and observation reports of combat scenarios.

First of all, the secret of "severing an arm" is common knowledge. As long as an arm is severed, a completely new multi-zone can be obtained. This is a technology that Weiss has mastered so far.

The remaining four are [Heavy Strike], [Explosion], [Spring], and [Light Beam].

The secret of that fist-shaped pattern lies in the heavy blow.

The pillar of light, on the other hand, is due to the fact that the feather awakening method is inherently lacking.

Weiss carefully reviewed the combat observation reports on the One-Armed Man's Path.

It was pretty much as he had expected.