My wife, who's in a vegetative state, please stop eavesdropping on my thoughts.

It's the beginning of the month now, and Bingfei sent him a letter yesterday, clearly stating that he should be teleported back to the top of the snow ladder in the early hours of this morning.

Weiss wasn't one to break promises easily, so he had no choice but to accept the trip.

To be honest, he didn't think that Bingfei was so anxious and upset at the beginning of the month because she was craving him; she certainly wouldn't be that dependent on him.

It's highly likely that he's afraid something might happen to him and he won't be able to return to the capital for a whole month.

We scheduled this time so as not to waste the opportunity that comes once a month.

Standing in the empty room, Weiss opened the Snow White Shop.

As expected, there was a snowflake icon that looked like a teleportation marker, slowly rotating like a vortex. He gently reached out and tapped it.

A system notification popped up on the store interface.

[Please note that you are about to be teleported back to the very top of the Snow Palace Trial. Failure will be considered a failure if you are outside the Royal City area. After teleportation, you can return to your original position at any time within 24 hours using this button. After 24 hours, you will be forcibly teleported back.]

At this moment, looking at the prompt text box, Weiss waited for about half a minute for the loading bar to gradually transform from solid walls and windows into flowing white lines.

His consciousness suddenly wavered for a moment.

They were now standing once again in the palace corridor of the Snow Palace Trial.

This time, returning to the same place, Weiss walked out of the corridor with ease and stepped once again into the silent transfer platform under the starry sky.

To his surprise, Bingfei had already arrived ahead of schedule.

At this moment, he is sitting with his eyes closed in the extraordinary source, leaning back in a meditative posture.

She was wearing a very thin, sheer white bathrobe, which was now completely soaked in the cold spring water.

Having learned from their previous bathing experience, Weiss felt no embarrassment and entered the extraordinary spring wearing a bathrobe he had specially prepared.

Then, as was his habit, he casually reached out and pulled Bingfei, who had her back to him, into his arms.

Anyway, Bingfei will come over on her own soon.

As soon as the soft touch entered his arms, Weiss immediately sensed that something was wrong.

It's so cold, like an ice cube...

His chest almost froze solid.

Then, under Weiss's incredulous gaze, the woman sitting on his lap, dressed in a white yukata, turned to the side expressionlessly.

Surprisingly, it wasn't Ice Princess...

Instead, it was a white-haired woman he had never seen before!

Her white hair was as white as snow, and the strands of hair hung down from her shoulders to the surface of the water, floating and spreading out in the spring.

Her face was extremely beautiful, the kind that was aloof and otherworldly, with eyelashes and lips so pale they looked as if they were drawn with frost, almost transparently white.

But her figure possessed a striking tension that was completely opposite to her cold face; it was the kind of figure a little sword saint would have. And the front of her yukata wasn't buttoned up, so describing it in words would be considered taboo.

Even more outrageous is that her skin is no longer white, but a transparent, frozen color, like ice.

No, that's not right... it really does seem transparent!

His gaze could actually penetrate her skin and see right behind her, but what he saw was not any internal organs, blood vessels, or bones, but a clear texture somewhere between crystal and ice.

It gives people a very strange visual effect, both eerie and beautiful, and feels like it can satisfy the aesthetic preferences of many people who are curious about the unusual.

Weiss: ?

No, who is this person?

Could it be that someone else in this era has reached the summit of the Snow Palace for the trial?

Meanwhile, after being forcibly pulled into Weiss's arms, the unknown woman in white did not struggle violently or react excessively.

She simply maintained eye contact with him, and after a few seconds of silence, she gently pushed away Weiss's arm, as if afraid of hurting him.

Even in that fleeting moment of contact, a layer of frost, visible to the naked eye, had already formed on half of Weiss's arm.

Under Weiss's astonished gaze, the woman said apologetically:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Weiss, I didn't expect to run into you in the first month. It's really unfortunate, and it's my fault for not mentioning it beforehand."

"From now on, I'll change the monthly teleportation to the 1st. Please remember that, so we'll never run into each other again..."

"Uh, you know me?"

Weiss frowned and pondered for a few seconds.

Suddenly realizing what was happening, he looked completely stunned.

"Wait, that voice, that skin... you, you're the Snow Knight's sister..."

"A night patrol after the snow?!"

"..."

"..."

Although the Snow Woman didn't know why Weiss specifically mentioned the Snow Knight's sister's identity here.

But she still nodded slightly.

Weiss suddenly realized.

No wonder they usually dress so warmly when patrolling at night after a snowfall.

To this day, very few people have seen her face.

It has to be said, the texture of her skin is absolutely stunning; even just a glimpse of her arm would likely spark the imagination...

"But isn't your best time 44 kilometers?"

Weiss had barely uttered his question, not even finished speaking, when he suddenly realized what he had said.

It's important to understand that the Snow Palace Trial was always in a closed state before, and at most a night patrol officer would be sent to record the results. Let alone those level 8 officers, even if a level 7 officer came, it would be impossible for them to achieve a visual range of more than 40 kilometers.

Without some fancy magical projection, who the hell could see how many meters Xuehou actually climbed in the end?!

So these grades can be filled in by hand...!!!

In other words...

Before he and Ice Queen reached the top, wasn't the first reward taken by the hero of that year, but by the Snow Queen?

Seeing Weiss's utterly shocked expression, Snow Queen nodded gently: "I did indeed reach the summit several years ago... As the strongest in the royal city, if you only have a 44-kilometer time, then it would be too pathetic for Lady Snow Queen, wouldn't it?"

At this moment, looking at the stunningly beautiful snow woman, Weiss's first thought wasn't about those messy things.

Instead, he landed with Bingfei last week...

In front of this person on night patrol after the snow, he fabricated a wildly exaggerated and whimsical story.

His intriguing expression after the snow...

Weiss: ?

[Wei Xiao: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!]

Weiss's expression visibly stiffened.

After the night patrol, I thought he felt the occasion was indecent.

After a few seconds of contemplation, she surprisingly took the initiative to comfort him, saying, "I know you already have a wife, but you don't need to be so tense. Nothing really happened between us; it was just an accident. As long as we don't tell anyone, no one will know. From now on, we can just set different times..."

"Besides, even if something were to happen and others found out... you already have such a beautiful wife, no one would think you'd be interested in an old aunt like me who's almost 30, so you can rest assured."

Is she an old lady...?

Where can I find such a big, fair-skinned, and tender old lady?

To be honest, Weiss had been a little confused since the beginning.

Why did the night patrol push away his own arm after the snow, yet remain seated on his own lap without getting up, as if he had forgotten about it?

Moreover, she remained sideways while talking to me the entire time, without ever buttoning up the middle buttons of her yukata...

They even went so far as to comfort themselves, thinking they were the ones who had gotten the better deal.

It wasn't until Xuehou uttered the words "old auntie" that things changed.

Weiss finally felt relieved.

This woman has absolutely no awareness of her own attractiveness and sexual tension; she is even more oblivious to physical sensations than she is to herself.

I see......

This is probably what they call—

Natural woman!!

......

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[Family members, let me explain this.]

[I'm a male author, please stop spreading rumors about me being a female author.]

Chapter 112: The Slow-witted Older Auntie [7K]

At this moment, looking at the snow woman facing him who seemed completely unaware of her own state, Weiss's expression was unusually strange, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

What goes around comes around, and now I've been truly punished by the woman of nature...

If the "natural man" is merely an avoidant type who finds it difficult to take action, then the "natural woman" exists on another dimension. She's roughly equivalent to asking, with a blank expression, "Has it started yet?" after everything is completely over.

Especially the Winter Sequence that Xuehou possesses is practically a tailor-made, extremely standard version of Xing Leng'an. In that state of body temperature where the low temperature freezes to the bone year-round, even her tactile nerves have become incredibly dull and numb.

Perhaps, in her sensory system, physical intimacy is no different from being hit by a stone.

While still in the lower city of Moonlit City, Weiss read a erotic novel that one of his coworkers had bought.

The story is about the protagonist who transmigrates to a parallel world where everyone is a natural woman.

There, he discovered that he could not resist anyone's small actions, so he mistakenly believed that he had awakened some kind of heaven-defying ability to control other people's minds at will, and from then on he did whatever he wanted without restraint.

It wasn't until the very end that they discovered they didn't have any superpowers at all.

It's simply because they're all natural women...

Of course, this plot certainly contains a lot of exaggerated and fanciful elements, but it does reflect the social reputation of this natural woman to some extent.

as predicted.

In the eyes of the stunningly beautiful Snow Queen, she herself was already an old, faded, and unattractive woman...

After a moment of contemplation, Weiss asked, with a tentative and curious tone:

"My lady, may I ask how old you are this year?"

"I'll be 27 soon..."

Xue lowered her eyes expressionlessly, her tone devoid of any disappointment.

Clearly, because her problem lies in her cognition, she doesn't truly feel sad about it; she's merely making a judgment based on objective facts and social factors.

Just like now, she didn't feel any shame about bathing with Weiss. She only considered the current social situation and their relationship, and objectively felt that it would be inappropriate if outsiders found out.

After receiving the answer, Weiss's expression was incredibly strange.

27 years old!?

She's not even old enough to be described as still charming...

However, Weiss thought about it again and realized that, based on the average age of marriage in this world, 27 years old is indeed a number that makes women genuinely feel anxious about their age.

They were all ten years older than him, Elune, and the Little Sword Saint...

However, compared to high-level natural superhumans with an average lifespan of three to four hundred years, they are merely at the stage of being weaned...

Weiss hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but then stopped.

After all, there is now an even more serious problem facing him.

If nothing unexpected happens, Bingfei should be teleported over soon.

But he had absolutely no idea how to bring up the truth about this to Xuehou.

You can't exactly say that you and Bingfei agreed to bathe together once a month, can you?

Putting aside the fact that this episode was somewhat cryptic...