An Unorthodox Guide to Conquering Another World

“What…what is this thing…” Ya Feng looked it up and down.

"You, go quickly," the pink figure in her arms still said.

"Alright, human, if you don't want trouble, hand over that woman, or you'll be in big trouble." The birdman raised his claws and hooked them. Instantly, dark shadows filled the sky—the birdman monsters that had attacked them earlier.

"I'm giving you one last chance. Next time, it won't be a warning," the birdman said in a shrill voice.

Ya Feng stared at it for a long time, then opened his mouth:

"You...you look like an eagle, so why do you have a rooster's comb?"

The birdman paused, his anger visibly evident on his face.

"Who are you calling a chicken?!"

He roared in fury, and with a sudden flap of his wings, a gust of wind carrying feathers swept towards him, along with that eerie purplish-black aura from before.

Because it was something he had never seen before, Ya Feng dared not confront it directly. He immediately leaped up, jumped out of the narrow alley, and into the open park area outside.

At the same time, a large number of bird-man monsters swooped down on him. Their leader, a black-feathered bird-man with a rooster's comb, raised his claws and pointed them at him, roaring angrily:

"Give him to me, tear him to pieces!"

Countless monsters swarmed in, but the next moment, a streak of blue electricity swept across the night sky.

A deafening roar erupted as a torrent of thunder enveloped the entire park, howling furiously, and countless charred, bird-man corpses rained down.

The black-feathered rooster in the center was stunned for a moment, then saw a silver-white figure land in front of him. The figure raised a slender finger and pointed at him, and a spear made of lightning suddenly shot out, piercing him before he could react. His body exploded under the impact of the intense magic, turning into dust in the air and falling down.

However, the dust floating in the air seemed to be drawn together by something, and began to reassemble, reforming into the body of the black-feathered rooster.

"Zehita! Watch out! That thing can't be killed! It will keep resurrecting!" Below, Ya Feng shouted to her while holding the pink-clad girl.

"Resurrection?" Zeshita raised her eyebrows, as thunder roared around her body.

"I'll kill you every time you live! Let's see how many times you can survive!"

A vast net of lightning appeared in the night sky, flowing and pulsating, tearing apart and destroying anything that approached it.

The bird-man monsters, barely resurrected, were instantly pulverized into charred fragments by the electric net.

But Ya Feng knew that this couldn't go on. Just like before, only the pink-clad girl's magic could defeat the opponent; otherwise, it would all be in vain no matter how many times he tried.

"Hey! Wake up! What kind of magic did you just use?!"

"It's no use... Only I can use that spell... Ouch... It hurts." She clutched the wound on her shoulder.

"But right now... I can't move..."

"you..."

At that moment, Ya Feng suddenly thought of something and immediately took out Xiao Guang.

"Xiao Guang! Quick, scan her ability modules!"

"Yes, Master!"

Xiao Guang immediately started scanning, but the progress was somewhat slow.

"What should I do about your injury? What kind of magic do I need?" Ya Feng asked again, taking the opportunity.

The girl in pink looked at him, then lowered her head again.

"There is a way, but..."

"No buts! Use any solution you have, and tell me what you need me to do!" Ya Feng shouted urgently.

The girl in pink bit her lower lip, as if she were having an intense internal struggle. Finally, as if she had made up her mind, she raised her head and looked at Ya Feng.

Then, before he could react, she cupped his cheeks in her hands and pressed her lips to his.

She kissed him.

Ya Feng was stunned, feeling the warm, soft touch on his lips. He hadn't expected the other person to do something like this.

But when he came to his senses, he suddenly realized something.

Holy crap, I got forcibly kissed by a mature woman!

The withering effect is triggered instantly, turning the body red and starting to deduct from the maximum health.

Chapter 106 I am—a magical girl

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The silver dragon stood in mid-air, surrounded by surging lightning. Amidst the flowing currents, countless charred fragments of limbs were constantly crushed and reassembled, as if being stir-fried in a large pot.

The strange man with the black-feathered rooster comb seemed to be able to repair himself faster, but at this moment, his limbs had already been pierced by countless lightning bolts, and he would be crushed immediately once he recovered even a little.

At this moment, Zeshita also noticed that something was wrong.

When I shattered them with my own magic, I felt absolutely no real destructive force.

At her current level, what she was experiencing was no longer a physical collision, but an impact and destruction at the magical level.

So here's the problem: she couldn't sense any clash or interaction between her magical power and that of these monsters.

She had encountered resurrected opponents before, but never in this situation. Whenever she used magic on a sorcerer who possessed magic, she would interact with them using magic. Killing these monsters was as easy as tearing a piece of paper or crushing a piece of soil, as if these monsters did not have the concept of magic. But where did this terrifying regenerative power come from?

Zeshita frowned and turned to look at Ya Feng on the ground:

"Hey, Ya Feng, these guys..."

She stopped when she looked over.

Because she saw Ya Feng kissing that pink guy on the lawn below.

Zehita's expression stiffened for a moment, then she instantly flew into a rage.

Daenerys's king is working himself to the bone here while they're kissing over there?!

And they did it right in front of me!

She really wished a bolt of lightning would strike them directly!

At this moment, Ya Feng's brain was still in a semi-shutdown state.

He never expected that the other person would kiss him without saying a word!

I was forcibly kissed by a complete stranger I'd only known for a few minutes, and she was a very mature and voluptuous woman!

Wait a minute...

Could it be that the "you'll be forcibly kissed" part of the lucky candy story refers to this?!

It really came true?

Ya Feng almost fainted on the spot.

But soon, he suddenly felt something being transmitted through their lips. It was an extremely unsettling magic. Ya Feng quickly realized that she was infusing the strange aura left on the wound into his body in this way!

Do you think I'm your dumping ground?

He was about to push the other person away, but then he immediately realized that after this aura entered his body, it completely dissipated. The strange and unsettling aura seemed to have been purified, becoming pure and gentle.

Then, all the purified magic returned to the other person's body intact.

This feeling is like... neutralization?

His body was like a purification chamber, and after being purified in this way, she took it back.

This seems to have achieved the goal of curing the disease.

Several minutes passed before their lips finally parted. The pink-haired girl's lips were moist, her breathing seemed a little disordered, and her cheeks had an undeniable blush.

"It actually worked..." She widened her eyes slightly, seemingly surprised as well.

"That's... done?" Ya Feng touched his lips, then looked at the scratches on her shoulder and found that the purplish-black aura there had really disappeared, leaving only fair skin and bloodstained wounds.

She turned her head away from him.

"This kind of magic cannot merge with your souls, and it will automatically dissipate when it comes into contact with your soul body. I know this may be hard for you to accept, but I can guarantee that this method will absolutely not have any effect on you."

Her words were clearly an explanation, but they also seemed to be covering something up.

As Ya Feng listened to her words, he felt a strong sense of incongruity from the moment he met her. Whether it was her attire, her abilities, or the enemy she was fighting, everything about her felt out of place, like the ketchup in fries had been replaced with yogurt!

"Who exactly are you? Or rather..."

Are you even a person of this world?

He swallowed the rest of his words and didn't say them aloud.

The girl gripped her magic wand tightly, the heart-shaped gem on her chest shining brightly.

"My name is Momoo, and I am a..."

She took a deep breath and said to him:

"She is a magical girl."

Ya Feng slightly opened his mouth, and sure enough, that sense of unease was right.

For a moment, he didn't know what to say, and his mind went blank.

"I'm sorry to have dragged you into this. I'll handle it quickly and get you out of here," Momoo said.

"you..."

He was about to speak when he suddenly felt a tremor coming from underground.

"Oh no... Run!" Momoo seemed to realize something and immediately shouted at him.

The next moment, the ground beneath their feet shattered, the lawn was torn apart, and they were thrown into the air. Below, a giant worm burst from the ground, its mandibles, covered in rings of sharp teeth, about to swallow them whole.

Momoo raised her wand, intending to activate the spell, but a sharp pain and weakness shot through her body; her recently purified body had not yet recovered.

She endured the pain and tried to continue casting spells to cope, but soon her body was pulled into an embrace, and then she suddenly plummeted down.

puff--

A golden light flashed from top to bottom, splitting the worm's body in half. Its thick, upright body fell to both sides like split firewood, spraying out thick, dark green blood.

Ya Feng caught Tao Xu and landed on the ground, surrounded by spilled blood.

"This thing just popped up out of nowhere, Daenerys scared me to death..." Ya Feng said, catching his breath.

"Wow, that's strong..."

As Tao Xu stared at the worm, which was dozens of meters tall and split in two, her pupils contracted slightly.

Was this guy really that strong? Thank goodness... thank goodness we didn't have any further conflict back then...

However, no matter how powerful it is, as long as it is the magic of this world, it cannot truly kill those monsters.

Soon, the worm's body, severed in two, reassembled. At the top of its "head" was attached a half-human body, possessing female characteristics, but with skin as rough as cracked earth, and eyes that were completely black without pupils. Even more unsettling were its hair, long, thin strands that twisted like worms.

"How disgusting..." Ya Feng couldn't help but say.

"That's a secondary insect! Quickly use a spell that can block out sound!" Taoxu shouted to Yafeng.

But as soon as she finished speaking, the worm opened its membranes from top to bottom, releasing strong sound waves that shook the dust on the ground and caused the water in the park's pond to churn violently.

Ya Feng felt as if a wall suddenly crashed into him, the violent tremor causing his feet to sink into the mud.

He was about to unleash his magic to retaliate when a sharp shout rang out from the sky.

"Noisy!"

A bolt of lightning pierced down from the sky, instantly shattering the worm into countless fragments.

However, as the flying debris landed, it suddenly multiplied, like earthworms that multiply as you cut them, dozens of worms just popped out and took over the entire park space.

"This is absolutely disgusting... Just disappear from my sight right now—"

Zeshita watched the increasing number of worms with twitching eyes. A blue light flashed in her eyes, and then, with a roar, the ground of the entire park was turned upside down, and countless currents of electricity surged out, illuminating the entire night sky.

But just as this devastating spell was about to be unleashed, Zeshita's body flickered and then vanished from the spot, along with all the magical fluctuations, disappearing without a trace.

The electric grid in the sky disappeared in an instant, and the black-feathered rooster, which had been suppressed, recovered, reassembled its body, fell to the ground, and covered its body.

"Damn it... I've run into a tough one..."

He and the secondary insect looked up together and saw a figure wearing a wide cloak floating in mid-air. The head of that body was actually a large hand, with a round eye in the palm.

"I'll deal with that dragon-man. You two, hurry up and capture Pink," the hand-headed man said in a deep voice.