An Unorthodox Guide to Conquering Another World

"I'll hold your hand."

Ilsa took her hands in hers, like a mother protecting a baby as it walks, and led her through her first steps after she had a body.

"Wow..."

Xiao Guang blinked, looked at his bare feet, and wanted to take another step.

But then his body became unsteady and he swayed for a moment before falling backward.

"Hey!"

Ilsa quickly tried to support her, but suddenly realized that Hikari, despite her petite appearance, was actually frighteningly heavy, and she was pulled backward along with her.

Ya Feng quickly stepped forward and hugged the two of them tightly.

"We should still be careful. After all, Xiao Guang isn't made of flesh. His body is made of the densest and hardest fat," Ya Feng said.

“Blinded by the appearance of a child…” Ilsa sighed.

"Alright, Xiao Guang, come on, it's time for a proper introduction," Ya Feng said.

He pointed to Yinlong, who was sitting to the side eating snacks.

"This lady is Zeshita, and she is your mistress."

"Zehita, Longlong..." Xiaoguang repeated the word, seemingly digesting the information.

"This is Ilsa, the one who created your appearance,"

"Ilsa, the one who created me..." Hikaru murmured, as if deep in thought, then suddenly looked up at Ilsa.

"So...you're the mother!"

"Eh?"

"mom!"

As if he instantly understood something, Xiao Guang hugged Ilsa tightly.

"This, this..." Ilsa was still a little confused. Looking at the girl who had rushed into her arms, she tentatively raised her hand and hugged her.

Ya Feng sighed and patted Xiao Guang's head.

"What a lack of manners! What 'Mom'? You should call her Grandma!"

Chapter 94 The Child's Mother

"How disrespectful! You should call her Grandma!"

Ya Feng patted Xiao Guang's head.

Xiao Guang glanced at Ya Feng, then at Ilsa, and then called out to her in a clear voice:

"grandmother!"

"Ilsa, congratulations on moving up a generation!"

“Ya Feng…” Ilsa clenched her fists.

She patted Xiao Guang's head and smiled helplessly.

"Just call me Ilsa or older sister, calling me 'Mom' is a bit..."

She hesitated for a moment. Compared to the embarrassment and relief she felt when Ya Feng called her "Mom," she actually felt her heart race when Xiao Guang called her "Mom" and saw his bewildered eyes. It was as if something had been awakened in him.

“Ilsa, you should know that in the current definition of the Kingdom’s cultural circle, the creator who designed this character is generally considered to be the character’s mother. So it is perfectly reasonable and correct for you to become Xiaoguang’s mother!” Ya Feng said seriously.

"Well, that's a bit... I think I'll..."

Ilsa hesitated for a moment, but when she saw Hikaru's dependent eyes, she felt as if something had struck her heart, and she couldn't bring herself to refuse.

But then Xiao Guang suddenly thought of something:

“Wait a minute, Xiao Guang suddenly realized that the word ‘mother’ represents a woman who has given birth to him and is related to him by blood, and is definitely older than him. Ilsa does not quite meet this condition, so she cannot be called a mother yet,” Xiao Guang said.

"Xiao Guang, what are you saying! Why do you define the meaning of 'Mom' in such a rigid way! How did I teach you in the past!" Ya Feng suddenly said angrily.

"However, Xiao Guang found that in human values, the word 'mother' has extraordinary significance. Calling any woman you meet 'mother' is extremely impolite and offensive."

Ya Feng was stunned.

"No, is it not possible?"

"Isn't it a bit abnormal to be surprised by something like this?" Ilsa said helplessly.

"What a joke... How can you go back on your word now, my familiar! I was actually thinking that if Hikaru could call Ilsa 'Mom,' we would see more of Ilsa's maternal side!"

"You'll be even more disappointed if you don't call me 'Mom'..."

"but..."

At this moment, Xiao Guang hugged Ilsa and rubbed his face against her chest.

"Ilsa has a reassuring and comfortable feeling about her. Xiao Guang found that this is the feeling that human infants have when they stay with their mothers. Xiao Guang likes this feeling. Ilsa is the kind of woman who makes people feel like they have a mother. That's why Xiao Guang couldn't help but call her 'Mom' just now."

Ya Feng then came to his senses and nodded approvingly upon hearing these words.

"As expected of my familiar."

"Me, me..." Ilsa was a little unsure of what to say. In her own eyes, she was still an immature girl. Apart from Ya Feng always calling her "Mom," she felt that the role of a real mother was still very far away from her.

But now it's described by a relatively new artificial intelligence as having a motherly feeling.

Sure enough, it's because I've been spending so much time with Ya Feng that I've turned into a mother hen!

Ilsa puffed out her cheeks and glared at Ya Feng.

"Ahem!" Ya Feng coughed twice. "Alright, let me say a few more words. Xiao Guang is still in the juvenile form of a familiar. She needs to learn and explore constantly to grow. We need to teach her more things and help her understand the world better. This is also our family's mission!"

"Alright, I'd like to see just how far the Divine Familiar Source Beast can grow."

Zeshita walked over and looked at Hikaru with a smirk.

"Xiao Guang will work very hard! To become the perfect AI that satisfies Master!" Xiao Guang clenched his hands and stood up excitedly.

As a result, the blanket hanging on her body slipped off and fell to the ground, revealing her bare body.

"Let's put your clothes on first!" Ilsa said quickly.

When Ya Feng bought the body, he also bought a few sets of clothes that fit Xiao Guang, which have been set aside since then.

Ilsa opened the gift box containing the clothes and took them out.

There were underwear and panties, as well as a pure black dress. Ilsa helped her put on the clothes. While dressing her, she realized that Xiaoguang's hair was too long, with a large section dragging on the ground. The bangs and the hair on the sides were also a bit too long. It was not set to be this long when it was designed. It was probably generated as an extra section of long hair.

Ilsa had no choice but to bring hairdressing tools like scissors, sit by the door, and help Hikaru trim his hair.

What kind of hairstyle does Xiaoguang want?

"I want to be like Ilsa!"

"Great! Your hair is so long and soft, it suits any hairstyle."

Looking at the two girls sitting one behind the other by the door, Ya Feng suddenly felt that there was no need to dwell on superficial things. Whether or not they called her "Mom" didn't matter. Wouldn't it be better to let the relationship develop naturally in the little things of daily interactions than to make a deliberate choice about how to address her?

So, can we now call Ilsa "the mother of my child"?

Ilsa trimmed Hikari's hair, and now her long, smooth hair reached her ankles. She styled it into a half-up princess hairstyle at the back of her head and tied it with a large bow.

"Okay, how does it feel?" Ilsa asked.

Xiao Guang looked at himself in the mirror, shook his head, and looked at Ilsa.

"Is this considered cute in human eyes?"

“This…it definitely is. You can ask Ya Feng if you don’t believe me,” Ilsa said.

Xiao Guang immediately ran to Ya Feng.

"Master, Master! Isn't Hikari cute?!"

"Mmm, so cute!" Ya Feng ruffled her hair.

Xiao Guang spun around in place, the hem of her dress and her long hair bobbing up and down. After she stopped, she looked at Ya Feng expectantly.

"Is Hikari really that cute?"

"Alright, thanks to our mom, Xiao Guang is adorable in every way now," Ya Feng said.

"hey-hey."

Xiao Guang laughed happily and ran into the yard, looking around and finding everything new and exciting.

"There's only one piece of clothing. Isn't that a bit insufficient?" Ilsa said, tidying up the wooden box that had been delivered along with the doll.

"It's alright. Tomorrow is Sunday anyway. Let's take Xiaoguang out to the street, let her walk around and look at things, and maybe buy her a few more clothes," Ya Feng said.

"Is this... a maintenance oil? How do I use it?" Ilsa asked, taking out the box of maintenance oil.

"I remember saying it's for joint care. Here's a care instruction manual for the doll. The gel skin is a bit sticky and will accumulate dust, so you need to apply a layer of skin care powder all over your body every day, take a bath at least three times a week, and apply joint care oil once a week, but be careful not to use too much..."

Ya Feng looked at the instruction manual, then smiled slightly at Ilsa: "Then, I'll leave it to you, Mom."

"Isn't Xiao Guangming your familiar?" Ilsa asked helplessly.

"I don't really care. I bathe her and apply skincare powder to her every day, but I doubt someone would be too willing," Ya Feng said.

“I…” Ilsa looked away, “That’s because, even if Hikari is a familiar, she still has a girl’s body, so it can’t be done so casually…”

"That's why I said I'm leaving it to you, Mother Ilsa," Ya Feng said with a smile, patting her head.

“I know…really,” Ilsa muttered.

boom!

Just then, a loud crash came from the doorway. They both looked over and saw Xiao Guang holding a rock bigger than herself above her head with both hands, smashing through the porch above her head. She then excitedly ran into the house, put the rock down in front of them, and smashed it into the floor, creating a dent.

"Master! Look, look! Xiaoguang found a really interesting stone! There's a big pointy one here!" she shouted excitedly, completely ignoring the mud and grass clippings covering her.

Ya Feng and Ilsa stared blankly, and finally Ya Feng twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Heh, heh heh, it really is a combat-type doll..."

Half an hour later, Xiao Guang was also taken to the bathroom by Ilsa and took his first bath since birth.

The porch and floor were also repaired by Ya Feng using restoration techniques.

Chapter 95 Xiao Guang, help me generate a Loli Silver Dragon card.

Sunday.

It's another beautiful morning.

"It's 6:30 in the morning! Time for Master to get up!"

As Xiao Guang jumped onto Ya Feng's bed, the bed frame made a dull thud, and Ya Feng, who was suddenly pinned down by Xiao Guang, also made a dull thud.

"Ugh..."

Before he was even fully awake in the early morning, he was crushed by a 400-pound loli doll. Ya Feng truly felt that his life had not been in vain.

"Xiao Guang... what are you doing...?" He opened his eyes and looked at Xiao Guang sitting on him.

"It's the alarm clock set by Master! It's Xiao Guang's job to wake Master up every day! Xiao Guang didn't get the time wrong this time! Please praise Xiao Guang!" Xiao Guang said with a smile, and took the initiative to lean his head forward, hoping to get a pat on the head as a reward.

"Get off me first..."

Even if it were a silver dragon coming over and sitting on him to wake him up, it would be a very ambiguous thing, but not for Xiao Guang.

Weighing over 400 pounds, plus the common physical problems that come with waking up, it couldn't withstand such torment.

You never know what you might break if you sit on it carelessly.

"it is good!"

Xiao Guang immediately got off him and sat obediently on the edge of the bed.

Ya Feng was finally able to get up, sighed, and rubbed Xiao Guang's head.

"Sweetie, sweetie, but I didn't set an alarm for you last night, did I?"

"It was set up beforehand, it's available every day!" Xiao Guang said.

"Alright then," Ya Feng said, getting up to change his clothes.