An Unorthodox Guide to Conquering Another World

"fried chicken."

"No, it's all oil, it's too unhealthy."

"Just this once, it's been so long since I've had this."

"Sigh, alright, this once is fine," Ilsa said, preparing to take him to buy the seasonings for the fried chicken.

Suddenly, a scream rang out, and pedestrians on the street turned to look. On a tall building in the distance, a huge monster, shaped like a spider, suddenly appeared, coiled on the top of the building.

"A monster? How could it appear in the city?" Ya Feng frowned.

With a deafening roar, the monster swept away the entire rooftop, sending a deluge of rubble raining down from the sky, accompanied by screams from the crowd below.

But soon, the kingdom's entire defensive array and the Sword of Sorendo were activated. A golden array lit up above the monster's head, and then with a whoosh, a golden beam of light pierced through the monster's body. Dark green blood gushed from the wound, falling like rain.

It was probably already dead, but what was unexpected was that the monster's pierced wound was healing rapidly, and in just a moment it was completely healed.

"Ya Feng! Stop looking, let's go hide for a bit!" Ilsa grabbed his arm.

"Wait a minute," Ya Feng said, squinting as if he had noticed something amiss with the demon.

It seemed somewhat different from any of the monsters I'd ever seen before, but I couldn't quite put my finger on what was different...

The Sword of Sorendo was unfurled once more, its golden light surging, this time even more dazzling, so much so that it was impossible to look directly at it. The intense light once again pierced through the monster's body.

This time, the monster's body exploded, turning into countless tiny fragments that were scattered from the sky and evaporated in mid-air.

"It's solved... but what kind of monster was it, and why did it suddenly appear in the capital?" Ilsa asked, puzzled.

Ya Feng frowned. He saw it clearly: the monster wasn't killed by the Sword of Sorendo. At the same moment the golden light fell, a pink figure appeared and attacked the monster; that was the truly fatal blow.

But the pink figure vanished very quickly after killing the monster, leaving no trace.

It seems that quite a few strange fellows have recently arrived in the royal city.

Chapter 75 The Defense of Ilsa

Sorcerers' Association.

Alexander put down the report, then picked up the enchanted bottle beside him and examined it carefully.

Inside the small enchanted bottle, a faint pink light flickered, like a firefly about to breathe its last.

"You mean, those old guys in Tros spent a whole day and night and still couldn't figure out the source of this magic?"

“Yes,” Gwen nodded, “neither the frost test nor the adhesion test had any effect on this magic, and the crystal resonance did not resonate with any of the twenty-four elements on the stone tablet. It’s almost like…”

“It’s like something that doesn’t belong to this world,” Alexander said.

He touched his furry chin, and his long rabbit ears twitched.

"Is that monster the same?"

"Yes, there is an unseen element within the demon that does not react with normal magic, so the Sword of Sorendo cannot kill it. Even if it can damage its body, this element will quickly heal it."

“However, these two magical powers can counteract each other,” Alexander said.

“Yes, also, we retrieved previous case files and found that similar magical energy was present at the scenes of several monster invasions over the past year. However, because it was also very weak and not as obvious as this time, it did not attract attention at the time.” Gwen took out several documents and said.

Alexander leaned back in his seat, staring at the swaying pink light.

"It seems a very important person has arrived in the capital..."

...

"According to the Champagne Evening News, the monster invasion that occurred yesterday on Blackberry Street was caused by a malfunction in teleportation magic, which accidentally transported monsters from the ruins into the royal city. No injuries were reported. Royal Palace spokesperson Lisbon apologized and promised..."

"Teleportation magic malfunctioning? Wow, that's quite a novel reason," Ya Feng said.

“It’s really strange, isn’t it? It’s been a long time since something like this has happened in Inbergor, hasn’t it? Monster invasions, it seems like they only happened during the last dynasty.” Ilsa said, spreading sour tea sauce on her bread.

“Indeed… Zeshita, what do you think?” Ya Feng looked up at the Silver Dragon King who had invaded the human kingdom alone.

At this moment, the Silver Dragon King was severely punishing a meat patty, gripping the bone with both claws, taking a bite, and tearing off a piece of meat from it.

"Huh? What do you think? If you ask me, it's ridiculous that even a monster of that level can enter the capital of a human kingdom." Zeshita said, chewing on his meat.

"But this time it definitely seems suspicious; these aren't ordinary monsters," Ya Feng said.

Moreover, there was a mysterious pink figure that disappeared immediately after killing the monster.

Judging from their appearance, they're probably not from the kingdom. They're likely like the Silver Moon Dragon Knight, a hidden superhero fighting crime in the city.

This is getting interesting; it feels like we've discovered a hidden side story.

After breakfast, Ya Feng took Ilsa to school.

Today marks the end of the students' lockdown, but they will not return to school for the time being. Instead, they will be sent home for a few days to adjust. After all, they are still children, and not seeing their families for so long can cause psychological problems. They will officially return to school next Monday.

As for Lucia, she has been staying at home these past two days. Ya Feng is thinking of arranging special training for them all next Monday in preparation for the Chasing Light Cup.

He didn't have much to do today, so after checking in, he went home and planned to play some games to relax.

"Hey, let's get started on the thrilling and exciting Flame Demon Island mission."

He plopped down on the sofa, picked up the controller, and while Zeshita was still upstairs reading comics, he opened the game "Flame Demon Island Action," which he hadn't played in a long time.

Purchase wands, equipment, and alchemical potions; match with other players; enter the game; land; head straight to the core area.

Then, not long after the game started, he and his teammates were kicked to death.

"Holy crap!"

Ya Feng covered his forehead and couldn't help but complain in the teammates' channel: "What are you doing! Where are your information and skills? If you had used your skills last time, the enemy would have been exposed!"

After a moment of silence, the teammate sent a message:

"It's clearly because you rushed too fast."

"How slow do you want to be? Waiting for everyone else to finish before we eat the leftovers? If you can't even keep up with this pace, you shouldn't be playing in this rank!"

"And what about you! You missed all three of your skills and you still have the nerve to criticize me! You're so bad, you must have been carried by someone else!"

Ya Feng glanced at the opponent's rank, which was a full 500 points lower than his own, and immediately turned red.

I've been a top-ranked hero for three consecutive seasons, and you're calling me bad? How many of your Ilsa's would dare say that to me!

So Ya Feng started using all his knowledge to insult the other person's ancestors for eighteen generations. At first, the teammate tried to argue with him, saying that there was something wrong with his operation, but after being insulted, he lost his temper and started arguing with him.

[Heroic Dragon Knight: Useless, useless, useless, useless!]

[Pink spiked club: Noob, noob, noob, noob!]

The two sides exchanged trash talk relentlessly until the game countdown ended and they were forced to quit the game. Even then, they continued to hurl insults at each other in the private chat.

[Heroic Dragon Knight: Online banter is nothing! How about we meet in person?]

[Pink spiked club: Are you scared of me?! Come on! Let's meet somewhere!]

[Heroic Dragon Knight: This afternoon, under that blue billboard on Spindle Street, if you don't show up, I'm a son of a bitch!]

[Pink spiked club: You said it yourself, don't blame me for bullying you later.]

So the two ended their private chat.

Ya Feng found the other party's Huanwang account by searching by name ID, and it had the same name as the other party's game ID.

He glanced at the posts and discovered that it was actually a woman. Apart from games, the posts were mostly about recording her life and taking pictures of various small pets.

You can see footage of real people in some everyday posts, but their faces are never shown.

Moreover, although she wore casual clothes when she appeared in public, it was still clear that she was a voluptuous young woman with long pink hair.

Seeing that his game teammate is a girl with a particularly good figure, most normal men would probably feel a mix of surprise and apprehension.

Unfortunately, he wasn't playing Valorant, and secondly, this kind of woman held no appeal for him.

Anyone who dares to mock me, I'll beat them up even if the King of Heaven himself comes!

...

"Ya Feng, I'm back." In the afternoon, Ilsa came home from school and saw Ya Feng walking out.

"Hey, where are you going?" Ilsa asked.

Ya Feng turned his head, patted Ilsa on the shoulder, his expression serious and earnest.

"I will protect you, Ilsa."

"what?"

...

He rode his bike to Spindle Street, arrived at the agreed location, took out his Huanwangtong (a mobile internet service), opened the other party's profile, found a photo with a full-body shot, and matched it with pedestrians on the street, all the while thinking about how to teach the other party a lesson later.

Just then, a shout came from behind:

"A valiant dragon knight?"

He looked down and saw a short man with long gray-brown hair standing in front of him, carrying a small white bag with a cat pattern. His pretty little face had furrowed brows, his arms were crossed, and his big pink eyes were staring at him angrily.

He looks like a little kid.

Ya Feng looked at her, then at the voluptuous and sexy mature woman in the photo.

"You are... the pink spiked club?"

"It's me!" the little girl with grayish-brown hair shouted, raising her fist at him.

"As you wish, let's duel!"

Chapter 76 Why Did They Fight?

It's already exciting to have a stunningly beautiful and mature woman as your gaming partner, but what if you find out she's just a little kid when you get offline?

Wait, how come there are misleading photos here too?

This guy probably stole some pictures from the internet and posted them on his homepage.

"What? Scared? You chickened out as soon as we met?" The gray-haired dwarf looked at him and sneered.

"...Is it possible that you made him laugh out loud?" Ya Feng said, looking at her.

It's like you're arguing with someone online about some philosophical questions about life, and then you click on their profile and find out they're a seven-year-old.

I felt relieved at that moment.

"What do you mean! Do you think I'm easy to bully! Let me tell you! I've beaten down at least ten guys like you who look down on people!" the gray-haired dwarf shouted angrily at him.

"Oh right, right, so when you encounter a tiger, you just slide tackle and take it down in seconds, right?"

"So what if I am! Enough with the nonsense! Will you make the first move or will I?" The gray-haired dwarf still raised his fists, looking full of fighting spirit.

"Do you think this is turn-based combat...?" Ya Feng covered his forehead.

He was starting to wonder what he was even doing there. He wanted a real, offline experience, but he'd run into a little kid. Win or lose, he was going to lose face.

"Are you an adult?" he asked.

"Are you kidding me! Do I look like an underage kid?" the gray-haired dwarf shouted.

"Hmm... Although you look like a rather mature and voluptuous woman, just to be on the safe side, let's check her ID before we make a move," Ya Feng said.

"Is this necessary?" The gray-haired dwarf frowned.

“I think it’s very necessary. Isn’t this also to respect your opponent?” Ya Feng said.

The gray-haired little girl thought for a moment, then agreed, taking an ID card from her white cat-shaped handbag.

The two parties exchanged ID cards.

He saw that the little dwarf's name was Zhixia.

Age is...

"23 years old?"

He's actually a year older than me?

This guy doesn't seem to be from a long-lived race either. Could it be... just stunted growth?

Ya Feng glanced at her and realized that she was looking at him too.

"Ya Feng?"