An Unorthodox Guide to Conquering Another World

"you..."

Such a blunt statement made Ilsa grit her teeth, her palms sweat, and her tail curl up.

His meaning is that he completely wants to treat himself as a tool of the government...

She knew that she had now fallen into the hands of this perverted great magician, and that her future days would likely be an extremely humiliating hell.

Can she continue to endure this situation...?

"Second, become my daughter, and I will provide you with all the necessities of life, including food, clothing, and shelter. If you want to go to school, I will also send you there, but on the condition that you are obedient and that you call me Dad from now on."

"Eh?"

Ilsa was taken aback. What kind of fetish was this? Was she playing a pet-raising game?

“Three,” Ya Feng continued:

"To become my mother, you have to cook for me every day, clean the house, go out to work to earn money to support me, bathe me and do my laundry, put me to sleep at night, and hold me and comfort me when I am sad."

Ilsa opened her mouth, staring blankly at him.

At this point, she was completely unable to understand what the other person was saying.

Are all human preferences so bizarre?

"Choose one. If you don't choose in the last three seconds, I'll choose for you."

"Ya Feng said."

"Three, two, one... Mom..."

“I choose two! I choose two! I’ll be your daughter!” Ilsa shouted hurriedly.

This is the only normal option.

"Oh..." Ya Feng nodded dejectedly.

What's this guy disappointed about? Does he want to choose option three?

"Then say it first," he said expectantly.

Ilsa forced a smile, managing to squeeze out two words through gritted teeth:

"dad..."

The dignity and ethical norms of the Hegman royal family suffered a tremendous blow at this time.

But in order to survive, temporarily recognizing a human as a father is something that can be endured.

"Hey, Mom!" Ya Feng called out cheerfully.

Ilsa was stunned for a moment before she could speak:

"I... I chose option two... why are you still calling me..."

“But I chose number three,” Ya Feng said. “From now on, you’ll call me Dad, and I’ll call you Mom. We’ll each be our own.”

Ilsa's values ​​are being reshaped.

She couldn't understand how someone could be so twisted...

"Come on, Mom, have some fruit."

Ya Feng handed her the peeled fruit.

"Thank you... Dad..." Ilsa took it blankly.

[Ghostly Value +10]

[Current level of absurdity: 105]

Seeing the pop-up notification, Ya Feng nodded in satisfaction.

It was definitely the right decision to find the princess. Calling her "Mom" once adds 10 points to her "ghostly" stats. She can call her "Mom" every day from now on, ensuring a stable and worry-free source of income.

Isn't this much better than that damn life I had in my previous life?

Ya Feng has already completed his second playthrough in this alternate world.

He was playing video games at home when a dark-skinned little girl wearing a golden laurel crown suddenly fell from the sky, shyly saying she wanted to marry him with a marriage application.

He was so excited, knowing that as long as he played games at home every day, beautiful girls would come to him willingly.

He immediately signed his name on the marriage application form, but when he opened it...

Holy crap! Terra's recruitment office!

Then everything went black and he was thrown into another world.

Fortunately, he didn't turn into a tin can. Instead, he went to a fantasy continent to become a hero. His goal was to take in the demon princess Ilsa, who had been exiled due to a palace coup, train her to become queen, defeat Ilsa's brother, the future demon tyrant Anglie, end the century-long war between humans and demons, and rescue the demon people from the brink of death.

As is typical for time travelers, he also received a cheat code: the ability to choose the best option leading to a perfect ending at crucial moments.

So, in order to achieve a perfect ending and live a wonderful life in another world, admired by all and surrounded by beautiful girls in his backyard, he followed the choices step by step, daring not to be careless at all. He didn't harbor any evil thoughts towards the beautiful little princess, only wanting to make her stronger, and he even molded himself into the image of an upright, righteous, and heroic figure.

In the end, he died on the expedition.

Just as he was wondering if he had made a mistake, a line of text appeared:

[Congratulations on achieving the perfect ending! You have become a legend of the kingdom, your deeds will be passed down forever, serving as a spiritual totem to guide every generation that seeks peace! Furthermore, the princess, grieving over your death, is even more determined to lead her people to victory!]

Ya Feng was so angry he almost laughed.

What kind of idiot wrote this script?! Is he brain-dead?! I've been a celibate hero for so long just so I could have a house full of children and grandchildren and this is what you give me?!

Even though I'm dead, it's still a bullshit perfect ending!

Fortunately, he was given a second chance. If he could do it all over again, he wouldn't be a sucker this time.

It's like when you finish a game and start a second playthrough, you're bound to want to try different routes, right? You'll want to choose some options that you wouldn't have dared to choose before, right?

So, we returned to the day he was chosen as the hero. When the king stood before him, raising his hands, he said, "Welcome, our hero! Please lead us to defeat the tyrant and save the people of the world. I will give you my eldest daughter, Princess Helena, in marriage, and I will grant you any request you may have!"

Ya Feng chuckled and looked at the still-charming Empress:

"Would this allow me to be betrothed to the Empress?"

The king and his ministers: "???"

"Excuse me, I was just joking. How could I possibly lay a hand on the Empress?"

"Then, then you..."

"Actually, I prefer the little princess."

Everyone looked at the princess's younger sister, Princess Sofia, who was only * years old.

Two minutes later, Ya Feng was expelled from the palace.

Everyone cursed the bad luck, wondering how such a person could have been chosen.

Although he was kicked out and ended up on the streets, Ya Feng also discovered a mechanism that was like an Easter egg.

Just as everyone was stunned by his own remarks, the words "Ghostly Value +10" appeared.

After some research, he discovered the logic behind this mechanism: as long as the people around him are shocked by his incomprehensible behavior and words, he will increase his "grotesque value".

This "monster value" is a good thing; it can be directly converted into one's base value in equal amounts, increasing one's magic level without the need for cultivation.

In other words, the weirder and more unconventional his actions are, and the greater the impact they have on others, the stronger he becomes.

But, in order to gain power, must one transform oneself into a madman who is incomprehensible to the world?

This is simply...

It was tailor-made for me!

Finally, I can take off the mask and be myself. Does anyone understand?

In his previous life, he relied on a perfect strategy and spent ten years to go from being a useless person to becoming a top-level hero-level mage. Now, in just two years, he has completed the path that took him ten years.

Sigh, only I know the hardships and difficulties I've endured along the way. Every time I think of Ya Feng, I can't help but smile.

Chapter Three is actually written by a great author.

Saying he's a lolicon is obviously just teasing her.

Ya Feng's real purpose in taking in this princess again was simple: aside from personal feelings from his previous life, he was mainly after her intelligence and resources. He needed to rely on her to obtain many important resources in the future.

This time, Ya Feng's goal is clear: to use the intelligence and information gap from his previous life to level up on his own, become the strongest hero king, and then achieve the perfect ending he truly desires in his own way.

...

Although the person in front of her was incredibly bizarre, Ilsa had no other choice.

At least, following him would provide temporary protection and allow me to plan for my future.

Even though she didn't understand what he wanted to do at all, Ilsa followed him and left Savidon, the demon territory where she had lived for eighteen years.

Before boarding the Sky Ship, Ya Feng gave her an identity card with a completely new name on it.

"Linda Harman".

“This is your new identity. It’s already registered in the kingdom’s household registration system. I’ve also checked. There are over seven million women worldwide with this name. It’s quite common and discreet enough. I can also use this identity to register a Huanwangtong account for you later,” Ya Feng said.

"So... you've been preparing for this for a long time?" Ilsa asked, looking at her ID card.

"uh-huh."

Ilsa found it strange. Although the struggles within the royal family were fierce, they were never made public. Her defeat was sudden, catching even her off guard. How could this man have known about it in advance and even prepared for her new identity?

But she didn't ask any more questions and obediently followed Ya Feng onto the spaceship. Her identity was verified without any problems, which made her secretly relieved.

After a two-day, three-night journey aboard a spaceship, she arrived at the capital of the human kingdom, the Royal City of Inbaeger.

It was a prosperous city that rivaled even the Demon King's capital. From the skyship, one could see nothing but clusters of buildings of varying heights, towering above the earth.

During the years of the armistice, Fein also spent its time recuperating and accelerating its own development...

Ilsa thought to herself.

The spaceship stopped, and she followed Ya Feng out of the airport and into the royal city.

As a princess in distress arriving in the capital of an enemy country, she was filled with unease. Although she wore a hood, she was still afraid of being recognized.

While she was worried, Ya Feng led her away from the royal city and to a remote suburb, to a three-story old manor.

"Why did you bring me here?"

Ilsa suddenly felt uneasy. The surroundings were so remote and sparsely populated, and the place was such an old, dilapidated hut.

In a place like this, no one will notice what he does to himself.

Was this place specifically chosen as a place to imprison and entertain her...?

“This is my home,” Ya Feng said.

"Your home? Why do you live in such a dilapidated place?"

Ilsa was shocked. With Ya Feng's magical level, he could easily get a top position in the kingdom or the church. He could choose any grand house with a garden and swimming pool in the core of the royal city. But instead, he lived in a dilapidated hut in this remote and impoverished place that looked like it had been abandoned for hundreds of years and had only been simply renovated.

“You really are out of touch with reality, Your Highness. Do you know how much a square meter of housing costs in the capital right now? One toilet is enough to buy a dozen of these houses,” Ya Feng said.

"You...are you short of money?"

She saw that there were vegetables growing in the yard, and even a chicken coop, with several hens and chicks strolling around.

Ilsa couldn't understand how a great mage could end up like this. If she had just become a sorcerer, even with the lowest level of subsidies, she could have lived a middle-class family and lived in a luxury apartment in the royal city.

To Ilsa's relief when she opened the door, the interior looked quite nice: solid wood floors, a soft rug in front of the living room sofa, fruitwood piled in front of the fireplace, green plants and flowers on the windowsill, and artistic paintings hanging on the walls.

There's also a brand-new crystal projector in the living room, which is probably the most valuable piece of furniture here.

The house has a warm and cozy atmosphere, and it's clear that the homeowner put a lot of thought into the decoration.

It just looks like it hasn't been cleaned for several days; there's a lot of dust on the floor.

"Sit wherever you like. This is your home from now on," Ya Feng said, taking off his coat and hanging it on the coat rack.

"Sorry to bother you..."

She maintained the demeanor of a princess and tiptoed in.

"Are you... all alone in your house?" she asked tentatively, peering into the house.

"Now that we have you, we'll transfer your household registration later, and then we'll be family."