Supernatural/Anime Crossover: Where Did My Romantic Comedy Go?

"Where's the underwear?"

"Take off everything that's a divine artifact."

Yato was somewhat taken aback and exchanged a glance with Yukine.

As a down-on-his-luck god who once even resorted to drawing comics to earn money, certain classic storylines had already surfaced in his mind.

Valkyrie, defeat, prisoner, torture... hiss...

Could it be inside?!

I don't think so... Kujo Toru doesn't seem like that kind of person.

Just as he was in a daze, the door was opened a crack.

Completely subconsciously, Yato and Yukine immediately looked away, but their faces remained serious, and they didn't dare to glance inside.

Even if the situation inside isn't exactly as they imagined, if Bishamonten, who has awakened, finds out, he'll hunt them down for eternity.

Neither of them has the strength of Kujo Toru to reliably suppress Bishamonten, so they can't get involved!

I absolutely refuse to get involved!

The two were so in sync for the first time that they reached a consensus immediately.

boom.

The door was closed again.

Hiyori Iki's face was flushed, and she held a handful of divine artifacts in her hands.

Yato, with his sharp eyes, immediately recognized that it was Bishamonten's complete set of clothes, including all his accessories.

In other words, did Kujo Tetsu really strip that crazy woman completely bare, leaving her with nothing at all?

"Lord Yato, please keep a close eye on these divine artifacts."

Seeing Hiyori Iki neatly arrange these things in front of him, Yato's face fell.

I really want to run away.

Unfortunately, he was the one who brought the person here, and Kujo Toru had also warned him that he couldn't run away at all.

I had no choice but to agree:

"it is good."

I prayed silently in my heart.

Hopefully, Bishamonten won't go completely insane after waking up.

Volume 1: Chapter 159 The Ultimate Insult

Bishamonten was met with complete darkness.

She felt as if she were drifting aimlessly in a river.

My consciousness is hazy and I am completely unable to think normally or perceive the existence of the outside world.

After what seemed like an eternity, she finally regained consciousness.

But the memories still haven't returned.

What happened to me...?

Trying hard to recall what had happened before.

Bishamonten only remembered receiving an order from "Heaven" to descend to the mortal realm to search for the whereabouts of a certain deity's incarnation, and then unexpectedly discovered Yato's whereabouts in this city.

Then she chased after Yato, running all the way to a certain shrine.

What happened next?

Bishamonten was deep in thought when suddenly, a golden sword light that seemed to cleave the sky was unearthed from his memory.

The intense scent of the sun sent a shiver down her spine.

That unknown martial god!

She remembered!

Consciousness and thought immediately returned to the body.

Open your eyes.

I saw Kujo Toru's face, which was so close to mine.

Almost instantly, he subconsciously began to call upon his divine artifact.

It wasn't an attack, but rather an attempt to protect oneself.

"Zhaoma!"

"..."

Nothing happened.

As her most loyal guide, he did not respond to her call at this moment.

Bishamonten then realized something was wrong.

Not to mention Zhaoma, she couldn't sense any of the other divine artifacts either.

What exactly do you want to do?

The blonde Valkyrie's reason regained its advantage.

While asking questions to Kujo Toru in front of him, he also took stock of his current situation.

Although the light was very dim, her divine nature still allowed her to see the overall layout clearly.

This is a small room with no furniture other than a wardrobe.

The room was encircled by a strong barrier.

Azure spiritual ropes were tightly bound to her wrists and ankles, suspending her in mid-air in a spread-eagle position.

And Kujo Toru stood in front of her, looking up at her.

After mentally assessing the possibility of escape, Bishamonten quickly came to an answer.

Although she could break free of the ropes if she unleashed her full power, breaking the barrier would take her some time.

This amount of time was more than enough for Kujo Tetsu to subdue her again.

Previously, even fully armed, they were defeated head-on by the enemy. Now, they don't even have a single divine weapon by their side, let alone anything else.

and many more!

Bishamonten noticed the blind spot and widened his eyes.

All my magical artifacts are gone!

Her face was blank, and she looked down at herself. The winter temperature made her body, exposed to the cold air, feel a little cold.

Goosebumps appeared all over his fair and smooth skin.

Mouth slightly open.

Just as Kujo Toru was about to cover his ears, Bishamonten shut his mouth again.

I took a few deep breaths, trying to calm myself down.

Soon, she transformed back into the valiant Valkyrie.

Anyway, it's not like she's completely naked; at least she's still wearing her top and bottom, so it's nothing to worry about.

Bishamonten tried his best to comfort himself.

However, the murderous intent in his eyes, the desire to kill Kujo Toru, was impossible to hide.

Unfortunately, she didn't know that the two pieces of clothing she wore survived only because Kujo Toru discovered that they weren't divine artifacts.

Otherwise, I would have stripped her completely naked.

Kujo Toru had no gender bias towards Bishamonten.

The other party is the strongest martial god. To treat her as a woman would be extremely disrespectful.

Although, in Bishamonten's current view, this behavior was even more insulting to her.

"Now can you tell me properly what kind of person you mistook me for before?"

Kujo Toru looked at Bishamonten with a leisurely air.

His gaze was fixed on her face.

However, his body remained on guard, ready to strike at any moment.

"..."

in silence.

Bishamonten turned his head away, silently demonstrating his stance.

In the dimly lit room, the beautiful Valkyrie was almost completely stripped of her clothes, her limbs suspended in mid-air by ropes of spiritual energy.

If, at this point, someone were to add the line "Gu, just kill me," it would be a classic scene from some works.

"If you don't cooperate, it's really difficult for me."

Kujou Ichiryo abandoned the eighty-four wonders and sighed softly.

"Difficult to handle? Then let's not do it!"

Bishamonten sneered, his eyes full of mockery.

Kujo Toru remained completely unmoved, simply looking at her and calmly uttering a single sentence:

"Your artifacts are all fine. I'm currently having Yato keep an eye on them."

He knew very well that even the ultimate humiliation would only further ignite the resistance within this Goddess of War.

This will also push their relationship to a point of no return.

What truly made her compromise was those magical artifacts.

Ever since hundreds of years ago, when Yato, in front of her as she lay dying, wiped out all her clan of divine artifacts, leaving only Kazuma alive, she has been burdened with a heavy sense of guilt.

She absolutely would not want to see her newly acquired artifact suffer such misfortune again.

Although Kujo Toru never intended to do this, and only wanted to scare Bishamonten, the effect was outstanding.

The blonde Valkyrie panicked.

And it was very urgent.

He clenched his fists so tightly that his fingernails almost dug into his flesh.

His purplish-red eyes were fixed on Kujo Toru's face.

I wish I could tear him to pieces and grind his bones to dust.

The nightmare scenes from the past resurfaced, tightly gripping her heart.

After a long silence, she finally let out a soft sigh and spoke coldly:

"Kami Kuya, have you heard of her?"

Kujo Toru did not know the exact kanji for the name Bishamonten had mentioned, but the pronunciation instantly reminded him of a famous figure from mythology:

"He Yingji?!"

Legend has it that the Moon Princess was punished and banished to the mortal world, but eventually returned to the Moon Palace after cleansing herself of all filth.

In popular usage, there is another name that is more widely known:

Princess Kaguya.

"Yes."

Bishamonten nodded, affirming Kujo Toru's words.

"Although it is said that Princess Kaguya returned to heaven wearing the Heavenly Garment after obtaining the five treasures of Hourai Jade Branch, Fire Rat Fur, Dragon Head Jade, Swallow's Child Cowrie Shell, and Buddha's Stone Bowl, this is not the case."

Having already decided to tell Kujo Toru everything, Bishamonten no longer concealed anything and revealed the whole story.