A life of ups and downs, but in Warhammer 40K

That day, Ahriman cried like a jerk who had his toes stepped on, so now Ahriman wants nothing more than to tear her to pieces.

Chapter 109 The Limitations of God

Therefore, Evelynn was also uneasy at this moment, after all, compared to Ahriman, Slaanesh's pursuit of her was no less intense. After all, she truly had a way to kill Slaanesh and bring about the birth of Death ahead of schedule, although that method was ultimately impossible to succeed.

After all, the last sword, the Old Woman's Sword, is in Slaanesh's chambers, so if you want to kill Slaanesh, you need the Old Woman's Sword. If you want the Old Woman's Sword, you need to kill Slaanesh.

The idea of ​​going back to Karazhan after completing the standard Karazhan questline seems utterly unsolvable.

Even so, Slaanesh still relentlessly pursued him.

"The entire clown troupe actually came..."

At this moment, one person had a completely black line on his face, and that was Guilliman.

After all, his Macragge is now somewhat infamous, a demon, an orc, and an eldar.

Guilliman is now in a bit of a predicament, but thankfully the number isn't large this time.

"You guys handle it. I don't want to see those clowns."

Although he knew those people were looking for Su Can, Guilliman was still quite troubled. So he simply stated that he didn't want to see them and had Evelynn receive them, while also informing Su Can, who was inside the Ark.

nature........

"Messenger of the God of Laughter, what promise did that person make to you?"

Evelyn looked at her fellow clansmen, somewhat bewildered. What conditions had Su Can offered that would bring together the most mysterious faction within their clan all at once?

As the faction with the highest average combat strength among the Eldar, much like the Royal Guard among humans, these clowns were naturally extremely arrogant. What bothered them even more were the strange masks they wore.

"We are simply following the instructions of the great Laughing God, Seymour."

Looking at Evelynn in front of him, the leader of the clown troupe, the Great Clown, spoke in a theatrical tone and with a comical manner.

"hiss..........."

Seeing this, Evelyn rubbed her forehead in exasperation. These clowns had one thing in common: they didn't speak human language.

It was only in front of the extremely powerful Su Can that these bean sprouts began to speak human language.

"You've all come."

However, before Evelynn could finish speaking, a beam of light pierced through the ceiling, and then Su Can, along with Zhenzhu and his Imperial Guards, walked out from inside.

In that instant, he became the focus of everyone's attention, especially the Imperial Guard behind him. Because in just a moment, except for a very few clowns, everyone felt a threatening aura emanating from him, and Su Can and Zhenzhu completely concealed their sharpness.

However, as a guard and bodyguard, Kumir needs to be wary of everything, especially these cunning aliens.

Although the Eldar are currently large enough to coexist peacefully with the human empire, they are neither too strong nor too weak and are protected by the Net Path.

Aside from those black bean sprouts, the others don't pose any fundamental conflict of interest to humans. As for any so-called conflict, it mostly occurs when both sides are acting irrationally.

After all, it's said that the Eldar are mentally unstable, and the Empire is not much different.

Therefore, as a bodyguard, Kumir was wary of everything; this was the awareness he had when he became one of Su Can's deputy.

"It is an honor to meet you, yet another god among humankind."

Upon seeing Su Can emerge, the clown gave him a very elegant bow.

"......"

However, after he finished speaking, the scene instantly fell silent. (The remaining text appears to be a string of characters and symbols and does not translate meaningfully.)

The bean sprout who went to inform them silently covered his eyes; he knew this guy's nature.

“I am not a god. Gods are omniscient and omnipotent. I am not, so I am not a god at all.”

Seeing the reactions of the group of bean sprouts, Su Can couldn't help but emphasize again. In his understanding, divine messengers were omnipotent, so even the Star God couldn't be considered a god in his eyes.

"Only true gods know the limitations of gods, a realm that those who are merely equipped can never reach. This is true for you, and it is true for our Laughing God."

Snapped! ! !

Hearing this, Su Can couldn't help but cover his forehead. Why didn't anyone believe him when he was telling the truth?

Now Su Can was too lazy to even lift a finger; he figured even if he wiped them all out, as long as they had one mouth left, these bean sprouts would shout with their last breath, "You're talking nonsense!!!"

"You should already understand the essence of the power I've given you, so I don't need to explain it any further."

At this moment, Su Can didn't waste any words. The power of destiny must be experienced firsthand. Although there may be guides many times, no matter how much guidance is given, one still needs to comprehend it oneself.

Anyway, they've all embarked on a path of pleasure now, so I don't need to say anything more. I'll just let them develop on their own.

"We will walk on this unprecedented path, and I now plan to establish a new theater company. It will be called 'Mourning Playwrights,' and we will collect countless fragments of the fallen worlds. We will inscribe their last brilliance on masks, so that those who come after us can glimpse the afterglow of those destroyed worlds. As you said, the core of all comedy is tragedy, what a profound understanding that is."

"They've turned into mourners; is there really not a single masked fool among them?"

Speechless, Su Can looked at the group of clowns, unsure how to even begin to comment. This wasn't actually his understanding, but rather a summary of his own original world.

With the exception of a very few nonsensical and illogical comedies, most comedies are like this. Take Charlie Chaplin, Su Can's favorite comedy master, for example; he was a practitioner of this very principle.

In Su Can's understanding, the highest level of pleasure seeker is not one who makes themselves laugh, but one who makes others laugh. Although one of the driving forces of pleasure is desire, the desire for one's own happiness and the desire for the happiness of others are two different things.

"Then you can start putting your understanding into practice. By the way, I need you to keep about ten people around me."

At this moment, Su Can also reminded them that since there was no exploration or star track system yet, and no imaginary energy engine, their main method of teleportation was to use the tavern's 'door' and then combine it with the storage bag they had just created to facilitate rapid trade.

The reason I am facing a financial crisis now is mainly due to a severe lack of materials.

From now on, every world these flower sprouts travel to will leave behind a 'door'. Only through these doors can these flower sprouts, who now know the internet best, quickly travel to different worlds.

Su Can didn't know if this counted as pioneering, but there was no doubt that it would bring him endless benefits.

So the moment the path of joy was unlocked, Su Can thought of this group of bean sprouts.

"It is an honor, and we will certainly follow your will. We will bring laughter to every world, and warn them with laughter."

"Hmm, very good, eh....."

Hearing this, Su Can nodded. This was fine too.

But at that moment, Su Can paused for a moment, and looked up at the sky in a daze.

At that very moment, the entire warp surged with waves, the lingering echoes of the Battle of Macragge reverberating. Su Can, possessing memories of his destiny, could clearly sense the current fluctuations in the warp; of course, he could only sense them, but had no way to intervene, being merely a psionic plucked goose.

But in that instant, all the sprouts' expressions changed. Although Su Can had protected their souls from the Slaanesh's gaze, as a purer psionic race, these sprouts were still different from humans.

Firstly, his protection is contingent on these sprouts not being sacrificed by the Slaanesh faction; otherwise, no amount of protection will help. Secondly, they cannot directly confront Slaanesh, as Slaanesh's special attacks against sprouts are too comprehensive.

“Prince of Pleasure…”

Just then, Evelynne said in a somewhat frightened tone, but her words had barely left her lips when...

Snap!

Almost immediately, a shattering sound rang out, and then a subspace rift exploded right in front of Su Can. At the same time, a tall figure leaped out from within, crashing directly in front of everyone.

Slaanesh the Champion Gladiator, unlike the other Slaanesh with their bizarre and grotesque forms, possesses a unique and restrained appearance. It's unclear whether this is due to the Slaanesh's creation philosophy of being a martial arts fanatic, pursuing the ultimate in combat, or perhaps it's because his appearance in Total War: Warhammer requires consideration of censorship, resulting in his unusually restrained demeanor.

Or rather, this was the only Slaanesh creature that Su Can didn't find disgusting, since overall it was relatively normal and even somewhat close to the Khorne bloodthirsty maniac.

only.......

"How dare this guy? This is Guilliman's stronghold at Hera Fortress. This guy actually dared to tear open a warp rift and descend all by himself, without even a demon army."

Su Can stared in disbelief at the suddenly appearing figure. He knew that such a forceful descent without offerings would significantly reduce its combat power.

"Shalasi - The Demonic Calamity?"

Upon seeing this, Evelyn's expression finally changed drastically.

She was probably the unluckiest of all the sprouts, since others were only being hunted by one or two Slaanesh creatures. She, on the other hand, was being hunted by both Sharasi the Demon and Ahriman simultaneously; her luck was truly unmatched.

However, the suddenly appearing Sharasi the Demonic Calamity ignored Su Can behind him, for in his eyes Su Can was merely a mortal. He also ignored Kumir beside Su Can, for Kumir was only at the level of a Royal Guard, and to him, he was like an ant.

"Aren't you happy, Everene? And everyone from Eldar, this meeting... um?"

However, it was only at this moment that Sharasi Demon noticed the problem, because he was somewhat surprised to find that the current situation was different from what he had imagined.

His plan was to challenge the highest command of the entire Eldar race on the original Ark world, Sirith.

In fact, he did manage to do it, fighting against the combined forces of the Ark Eldar, Dark Eldar, Jester, and Eldar pirates all by himself.

His opponents were also the Eldar with the highest individual combat power that the Eldar could muster, including Vesach, the incarnation of Death; Jain Zar, the Phoenix Lord; Lilith, the Night Empress; and Solitaire (who played a ruthless character in Slaanesh).

These basically represent the strongest fighting forces of the Death Army, the Ark Eldar, the Jester Troupe, and the Dark Eldar.

And he killed almost all of them, finally forcing Death to appear before retreating. This feat is truly worthy of the title of the most powerful demon; even ordinary Primarchs do not have such a glorious record.

Besides their Slaanesh faction's special attacks against Eldar, their own qualities are also very strong.

But then he noticed that this didn't seem to be the online world, and there was only a bunch of bean sprouts around him.

"Have I been deceived by Ahriman?"

Just then, Sharasi the Demonic Disaster also realized something, because just now...

Cai Aliman secretly told him that a large group of the most powerful Eldar had gathered together.

He had initially assumed it was a gathering of various Eldar factions, as he had guessed, but why was this Macurag...?

He then looked around and saw a mortal, but this mortal did not show the fear that ordinary mortals felt upon seeing him. Nor did the Astartes treat him with the same dread they felt upon seeing him; instead, there was a faint sense of helplessness and an indescribable pity.

That's right, it's compassion...

It should be noted that the basic height of the Khorne Bloodlust Demon was ten meters, and the Great Impure One was about the same in this respect.

However, the Great Keepers of Secrets are generally much shorter than them, with most being less than ten meters tall. Even the strongest Great Demon, Sharasi the Demon Calamity, is only a little over ten meters tall, about the same height as a typical Khorne Bloodthirsty Demon.

But how tall is the demonic calamity now standing in front of Su Can? The answer is only 6.6 meters. Although this is a very good match for Slaanesh's stats, the problem is that this isn't the time to look at numbers. This means that Sharasi is currently in a state of semi-crippled or weakened condition.

So Su Can couldn't understand what this guy was thinking at all. Sure enough, Slaanesh's thing was still stable and defied the heavens.

Moreover, Su Can clearly sensed a giant blue hamster transforming into a bolt of lightning and charging towards them. This creature had a special attack against the Eldar, but not against the Guilliman.

Guilliman, who is now exhausted by paperwork and various meetings, has found an opportunity to vent his frustrations.

If this guy were in his normal physical state, Guilliman might not be able to defeat him in a short time, but in this state...

Snap!

The moment Sharasi fixed his gaze on Su Can, Zhenzhu, Kumir, and the clowns instantly shielded Su Can behind them.

Almost everyone was filled with fear of this most powerful demon.

Chapter 111 The Immortal Path

"We will conquer the audience with a magnificent performance; our performance will certainly not disappoint!!!"

At this moment, accompanied by a series of rousing drumbeats, the group of bean sprouts seemed to receive some kind of special treatment. Then, one by one, as if they had taken a stimulant, they were about to tell the people of this universe what immortality and the Dragon Emperor truly meant!

Meanwhile, in the subspace, a blue figure flashed by.

"Hahaha, good, very good. Tremble, humans, this moment marks the beginning of your division!!!"

At this moment, Ahriman kept letting out sinister smiles before turning and leaving.

“I can’t stop yet; this isn’t enough. I need to find that person’s family, that person’s lineage. Only then can I release the bloodline curse.”

With a flash of light, Ahriman began his operation again.

.......

Time passed slowly, and Su Can was extremely busy. This was mainly because, as time went on, he had many things to do.

Whether it's the gradual expansion of the army, the recruitment of more Astartes, or the establishment of a completely new forging world, even though he has a complete STC template.

However, STC's main focus is on production lines, but production lines are only one aspect. Living quarters are also needed, though Su Can could certainly be a bit more ruthless.

If it were the Empire's standard casting world, it wouldn't cost any money at all, since the core of the Empire's casting world is those production lines.

As for the employees, they are all assembly line servants. As long as they are given some water, food, and air so they don't starve, that's fine.

Some foundries even intentionally create debts that workers cannot repay, so that they can legitimately convert some of the workers into permanent machine servants.

Even Su Can had to admit that these mechs were truly useful. Mainly because, with the Empire's absurd technology, the energy they consumed in a year of operation could probably be consumed with just a few steamed buns.

Therefore, under these circumstances, we can see how much material resources the empire consumes in normal times.

But Su Can absolutely would not allow such a thing to happen, and what lay before him was a massive shortage of supplies.

Fortunately, with the actions of these clowns, Su Can's tavern is able to connect to more and more worlds.

It is filled with dozens of worlds of varying sizes throughout the galaxy, which gives Su Can a lot of room to maneuver.

This gave Su Can a much-needed breather, at least enough to establish the forging world. Even the first production line... (The sentence is incomplete and lacks context, so a direct translation isn't possible. It appears to be a fragment of a larger text.)