Once found, the red 99+ next to that small profile picture was particularly eye-catching.
"Holy crap! What's going on?"
Lin Tian was startled, thinking something had happened—could it be a dying message? Training on how to confess one's love? Or was some mysterious link from my computer sent to my messages?
I clicked on it and took a look.
Yesterday at 14:29 PM: [Finished the mission, so tired, and had to smell stench all day.]
15:32:【今天晚上有空,记得上号。】17:00:【7点准时。】
18:00:【别毁我的约哈】19:00:【在?】它没有再说话,过了三个小时。22:00:【睡觉了,别打扰我】今天早上9:00,它的情绪有些焦急。
What's wrong? Did you run into some trouble?
9:02: [Tell me if you encounter any trouble, and I will do my best to help you resolve it.]
9:05: [Have something bothering you? It's good to have someone to talk to.] 9:08: [Did the woman you like run off with someone else? Are you heartbroken?] Holy crap, how can you tolerate this kind of curse?!
Lin Tian's brow twitched. He ignored the empty words of concern and quickly skipped to the back.
It chatted aimlessly for a whole hour, and a little after 10 o'clock, its mood became anxious:
[Hey! Are you really in danger? Have you been kidnapped?]
[Kidnapping - 1]
Its anxiety was visibly palpable, which Lin Tian could understand. Since meeting this benefactor, they would exchange a few words every day—Lin Tian didn't have many friends to talk to in this world, and he lived the life of a landlord every day, so chatting with it was quite entertaining.
Lin Tian saw that it finally couldn't sit still any longer!
The last message was just two simple words: "Wait for me." It was sent three hours ago.
Three hours later, the other party should have found out... As an A-rank hunter, if it belongs to a certain guild.
He estimated it would take four hours, which was the fastest. After thinking for a moment, Lin Tian typed out a message!
[Read]
It only lasted a moment.
The classic message "[The other party is typing...]" appeared below the other party's name.
one second.
two seconds.
Lin Tian waited patiently; the other person had wanted to play games with him last night! Having stood up his old friend, the other person was probably still fuming and trying to find the right words to express their dissatisfaction!
a long time.
Hea: [Oh. 】
Lin Tian: [Sorry, I was busy yesterday and didn't check the messages.] As he typed this, he felt a chill run down his spine and instinctively shrank back.
It was as if a sharp gaze was staring at him!
He immediately turned around, but no one around him seemed to notice anything unusual. The streets outside the shop were bustling with traffic, and no one was paying attention to him.
His phone vibrated, and he looked down at the new message: Hea: [Why are you telling me this?]
Lin Tian: [Hehe, I stood you up, so of course I had to say something!]
[We're inseparable, like brothers! What can't we talk about!]
There was a long silence on the other end.
Lin Tian breathed a sigh of relief. He always felt inexplicably nervous chatting with Hea: Hea: [So what did you do yesterday?] Hiss.
How should I put it?
I went to get medical treatment for my friend!
She suffered severe psychological trauma... Hmm... Lin Tian thought for a moment, "Only I can save her!"
It's true, there's a white succubus.
After Lin Tian used his pole a few times, there was no way he could provide any proper support.
He was in danger, and Lee Joo-hee was willing to go up and hit him with her staff! Doesn't that count as saving him?
Hea: [Hmm, woman. Am I pretty?]
Lin Tian: [Of course! Let me tell you, that girl with big breasts, a great butt, and a gentle, sweet temperament is an absolute beauty! She has a great personality too; she's exhausted but still cooks for me. Just saying a word to her makes me want to cry.] Hea: [Oh, I see.]
Lin Tian: [Brother, I won't lie to you, it would be a lie to say I have no feelings for such a beautiful woman! So, I couldn't help but become engrossed in the treatment...]
Hea: [Did it stay engrossed for a whole day and night?] How does it know it's been a whole day and night?
He was probably just guessing because he hadn't replied to his messages all day! He was about to explain.
Hea: [You don't reply to my messages.] Hea: [You don't play games when I ask you to.]
Hea: [I thought you were in danger, I was so worried!] Hea: [You're telling me you went out to play around with women?!] Hea: [Was that woman really that pretty? Just a plain face, an untrained body, and you were so into her?]
Hea: [Is that woman really that important? A woman I just met is more important than me?]
No, bro.
Lin Tian realized what was going on.
Are you jealous?! I find you kind of creepy!
When I meet Hea someday, I'll smile and say, "Bro, you smell so good..."
Holy crap, stop! Bro, I stink! Don't come any closer!
Chapter Ten: My Most Beloved Woman is…
Don't come any closer!
As for how they knew Hea was male.
If you play games a lot, you'll naturally start using your microphone. The other person's voice is clearly male, so of course it's a man!
Lin Tian was worried about whether his chrysanthemum was in danger, but then he thought about it again. He'd only forgotten his brothers because he had a woman; it was normal for him to be angry!
Why did he think of that! Lin Tian's expression relaxed, and he said:
What's wrong, bro? You're after my body?
【Don't say that, as long as you're pretty, I might consider it!】Hea: 【Pretty? How come I never realized you were so superficial?】
Hea: [You like women like that one from yesterday?] Lin Tian: [You're a man too, why are you acting all high and mighty?] He likes them, but he doesn't dislike other types either—a diverse range of styles and a vibrant exchange of ideas are what he wants!
Don't like her? It's just that she's not pretty enough!
Hea had spent a long time with Lin Tian, and she understood his meaning almost instantly.
This guy not only showed no remorse, but also talked at length about his understanding of women and was proud of having children...!
She's so angry!
Hea: [There are differences in what you like; you like all things beautiful.]
Deep down, I'll also give them a score. No matter how equally you treat everyone, inequality will always exist...
She went on and on about a whole bunch of things: favoritism, domestic unrest, palace intrigue…
Master, stop chanting!
Lin Tian was completely bewildered. He had just accumulated 80 gold coins and was about to start his attack when Hea delayed him, causing him to lose all his gold coins and be eliminated as the eighth-ranked player.
Lin Tian: [Tingting, I understand!]
He realized he had made a typo and quickly replied with another message. Lin Tian: [Okay, you're right, the harem concept is outdated and ignorant.]
There are countless examples of how the harem led to the decline of a nation and the collapse of a dynasty! How many emperors died because of their harem!
This must be strictly prohibited! Marriage clauses must be strictly enforced; each man should only be with one woman!
Hea: [Hmm, a promising young man.] Lin Tian: [But I wasn't wrong either.]
[This is all to heal my inner wounds!] Hea: [Heh.]
Lin Tian: [Passing through a sea of flowers, not a single petal clings to me. Unable to win the heart of the woman I love most, I can only express my sorrow through the company of countless ordinary beauties!]
Even among those who are likable, there are differences; the beauty at the very top of the pyramid pales in comparison to the many beauties at its base.
That's a difference of one in ten thousand, no, one in a hundred million!
Only the countless flowers that bear the weight of my broken heart can barely piece together the image of my beloved…
【This isn't a harem, it's pure love!】Hea: 【Heh. Keep your sophistry!】
Hea: [How come I didn't know you had someone you were so deeply in love with?]
It has been chatting with Lin Tian for so long, and it even tells Lin Tian if he eats a few less grains of rice today. How could it not know that it has such a companion?
"Keep making things up, let's see what other tricks you can come up with!" Lin Tian: "Of course I do! I'm sure you know her, maybe you see her face every day...know her?"
Whether it's a singer or an idol somewhere, it's a pity that it never pays attention to these trivial matters that are irrelevant to its life.
[Needless to say, it's the vice president of the Hunter's Guild, the one known as the Dancer, Che Huiyi!]
flat!
A loud noise came from a secluded corner of the store. Lin Tian and the people around him looked over in confusion and saw a person wearing a dark black coat and a baseball cap lying on the table, clutching his stomach as if he was in great discomfort.
"Sir, sir, are you alright?! Is there something wrong with the food?!" The manager rushed over anxiously, bowing first before asking nervously. The man shook his head. Seeing that he was alright, Lin Tian and the onlookers turned back to their table. The chat window remained blank for a long time.
Hea:(。
Hea: [No way, you're kidding me? You like Che Huiyi? I've never heard you mention that before! 1]
Lin Tian: [Why am I bringing this up? You didn't even ask!] Hea: [You tell me about even a hole in the sofa, how could you not tell me about something this big? I think you're just lying to me!]
That's true, after all, it was made up on the spot to deceive people. Lin Tian thought for a moment, then typed:
Because I didn't see her!
For some reason, everyone around seemed to have seen that dancer before; even Jin-ah had seen her from afar.
[If I run into her, I'll definitely tell you all about my three-hour-long tale of admiration!] Shi Ping!
Lin Tian looked back and saw that strange guest again. He only glanced at him this time before turning back to stare at the chat box.
This time the silence lasted even longer.
Hea: [You're definitely making this up. You've never even met her, and you dare say you like her? Do you even know what kind of person she is!]
"You'd say something like that just to lie to me?" She didn't continue, as if quietly waiting for Lin Tian to explain, waiting for him to prove that what he said wasn't a lie. Lin Tian chuckled.
The prey has fallen into the trap! Through his relentless efforts, the topic successfully veered from his indiscreet lifestyle to whether he liked that S-class hunter, and what he liked about him.
Does it matter? Why should he explain? Why should a grown man listen to why I like someone else?
Lin Tian: [Enough talk, hurry up and log in! I've been waiting for you for ages!]
Are you coming or not? I've been waiting for you for ages!
There was a pause.
Hea: [Explain yourself before I play with you.] A few seconds later, she retracted the message!
[Never mind, I have things to do today. Go play by yourself.] Tsk!
Lin Tian curled his lip in disdain. He wasted so much of his time if he didn't play! Everyone else was busy.
Being busy is good...
After paying for his meal, Lin Tian left the restaurant. It was the height of the day, and the blinding sunlight had an extraordinary destructive effect on him, a pseudo-carbon-based life form.
Oh no! My eyes were modified by a phone screen! ...No, he's been enhanced with hunter physique now, his eyes are all healed.
Thinking about it this way, Lin Tian felt an itch to try. Before, he was just an ordinary person; he had neither the opportunity nor the ability to explore the underground city. To protect his own life, he could only stay away from dangerous places.
They've all been transported to another world!
It's impossible not to have thoughts of leveling up by defeating monsters, building a harem of adventurers, outsmarting greedy lords, and becoming a hero by defeating demon kings.
Fortunately, I have a tool on hand that can satisfy his desires without endangering his safety!
The newly acquired [Dungeon Scroll] teleports me to a dungeon of similar strength, and I don't need to clear it and return; I leave immediately after 24 hours.
Lin Tian turned sideways and entered a small alley he had never been before, winding his way to a corner he didn't recognize.
After looking around to make sure no one was there, he opened the dungeon scroll in his mind.
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