I write obituaries for the gods

"Oh hoo!"

"I won't tell you... oh ho! Anything...!"

“I didn’t ask,” Lin Chen said. “I’ll help you cure your lolicon.”

"Oh ho ho! I'm not! Oh ho!"

"Americans are all lolicon, that's a stereotype," Lin Chen's lips curled up slightly, "just like you have quite a few complaints about us, don't you?"

"Oh ho ho ho!"

Lin Chen continued to shock Mephisto for ten minutes.

At first, he was still putting on that tough, indomitable image, occasionally shouting things like "I can do this all day!"

Starting from the sixth minute, his tough-guy lines changed to pleading for mercy.

"I'm not a lolicon, I'm not, ahhhhhhh!"

"Please, I'll tell you everything, I'll tell you everything!"

"I've never been to Epstein Island!!"

"Did I ask you what you're doing?" Lin Chen coldly continued pressing the electric shock button, knowing that a demigod couldn't be killed by electric shock anyway.

"Oh ho ho ho!!! I'll talk, I'll talk!"

"say what?"

"I'm here to assassinate Triton, oh ho! My nerve gas can corrupt his abilities and erode his lungs! Once he's corrupted, oh ho, our carrier squadron will advance into the South China Sea, and our nuclear submarines will launch nuclear missiles to destroy him!"

"Oh ho ho!"

"Stop electrocuting me! Stop electrocuting me! I've only been to Epstein Island twice! Please, oh ho ho!"

After Mephittis's words, everyone felt a chill run down their spines.

It means... if they hadn't intervened tonight...

Would a nuclear bomb be directly hit on the Space Islands?

This means that nearly one-third of the rain will be within the range of a nuclear bomb...

What followed was a massive invasion by the superpower, the United States...?

I took a job on a black market website... and I prevented the start of a war?

Lin Chen was completely bewildered.

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Chapter 29 Mephisto Gas (10,000-word update, please vote!) (Fifth update)

None of the students in the department expected things to turn out this big.

If a nuclear bomb were to actually fall, the situation would not be as simple as a local conflict or an urban power struggle.

This will be the beginning of a full-scale war.

"Section Chief, if this situation really happens, do we have any way to intercept it?" Lin Chen asked.

“Yes, at least RBAI’s various branches will not be affected, and our emergency avoidance strategy is still complete,” Jiang Zhengge said in a low voice. “But things will definitely not be small, and Yudu will definitely be the loser.”

"Don't worry, it won't be that easy for a fight to break out."

Everyone turned to look at Hua Luori, who had suddenly spoken.

"The foundation isn't just sitting around doing nothing. If a deterrent like nuclear weapons were effective, it would have been used long ago."

"That's why they sent out this...skunk first to weaken Triton, because Triton has the ability to intercept nuclear missiles."

"Besides, don't forget that Tom Connell was already partially exposed when we attacked the cargo ship. The Foundation has very strict standards for checking cargo, so this assassination was doomed to fail."

"It is more likely that Mephisto will die at Triton's hands, and the Super America will use this as an excuse to claim that one of its demigods has gone missing in Rain City, thus beginning to further intervene in the situation in Rain City."

"Of course, if Mephittis really succeeds in assassinating Triton, a nuclear bomb could indeed be dropped."

After Hua Luori's analysis, Li Zhanyi shuddered.

“It’s terrifying, this gamble without regard for the cost…” she whispered. “Looking at it this way, Mephisto is also a pitiful wretch who was tricked into carrying out an ‘impossible mission’.”

"Don't pity him. The members of the American military have long been brainwashed into idiots who only know how to shout patriotic slogans. Have you seen 'The Boys'? Homelanders are more self-aware than them."

Hua Luo Ri clapped his hands, looking completely calm and composed.

"We should now be in scenario two. Super America will have an excuse to intervene in Rain City, and we can take advantage of that and turn Mephisto into our own advantage."

At this moment, Professor Isabel spoke up:

"The analysis of Mephittis gas is out. This stuff is about 2000 times stronger than sarin gas. It can paralyze the respiratory muscles and is indeed targeted at Triton."

"The White House must have conducted relevant tests before playing the Mephisto card," Hua Luori nodded.

"Looks like we've got something good..." Jiang Zhengge said in a low voice.

The section chief walked to the isolation window and gently touched the glass.

"Even if this stuff doesn't kill Triton, as long as it weakens him or forces him not to use his abilities, it will be a great advantage for us."

“But this gas is very dangerous,” Isabel warned. “If a normal person inhales it, they will die within five seconds.”

Hua Luori shook his head:

“My mech can filter these toxic gases. As for you, the protective suits are a good thing, but they are too easy to damage in combat, and the risk of using them in actual combat is too great.”

“I’ll try to develop an antidote, but it will take some time,” Professor Isabel pondered. “I do have some ideas… Leave this to us, you continue your investigation!”

"Then I'll have to trouble you, Doctor." Jiang Zhengge nodded.

"No trouble at all, just have Lucy accompany me shopping when we're done~" Professor Isabel smiled and waved.

"Get lost, go shopping with your abnormal entity," Lucy said impatiently.

As everyone left B4 and ascended together in the elevator, Lin Chen suddenly remembered Louis's matter.

"How did it go? How did the interview go?" Lin Chen asked Louis.

"It went quite smoothly."

Louis looked a little embarrassed.

"The director said I could come in and give it a try, but at the moment the director's office is cooperating with the rapid reaction section at a high frequency, so my main job is actually as a technician in the section."

"That's good, there's a transition period," Lin Chen nodded. "Congratulations."

“It’s nothing, just the beginning,” Louis smiled shyly. “There’s a lot more to this than meets the eye, and I feel like I still can’t quite grasp it.”

“Take it one step at a time, young man,” Jiang Zhengge said. “Just understand what you really want.”

“Yes.” Louis nodded.

The elevator stopped on the 35th floor, and as soon as the doors opened, Brother Wang from the logistics department came up to us.

"Old Jiang, the operation site has been cleared. There's a lot of seized items. Do you want to take a look?"

“It wasn’t my doing,” Jiang Zhengge shook his head, “it was the young man’s doing.”

"Young people? Oh, it's the operation of handsome Lin and beautiful Li?"

Old Wang looked at Lin Chen and Li Zhanyi, and rubbed his hands together with a smile.

"Long time no see, do you still remember me?" he asked Lin Chen.

Lin Chen stared at this Brother Wang for a long time before he remembered who he was.

Isn't this the same Brother Wang who asked Li Zhanyi to move the shotgun weapon case back then?

You still have a role?

"Hello, hello," Brother Wang shook hands with Lin Chen. "I remember you. You're the handsome guy who asked Zhan Yi for help back then. I thought you two were a perfect match."

"Brother Wang! You're talking nonsense again!" Li Zhanyi gently patted Lin Chen.

Why did you hit me...? Lin Chen smiled helplessly and said:

"Thank you for your hard work. This operation wasn't originally registered, so I'm sorry to trouble you to collect the spoils."

"The spoils are valuable, kid. What's the hard work?" Brother Wang chuckled. "I've done some research. That CIA agent is dead, right?"

"Yes, he was killed." Lin Chen nodded.

"Then his assets will go into the hands of the Yudu Municipal Government, and will usually be auctioned off at a low price," Brother Wang nodded. "Villas, property, cars, etc., anyone interested?"

"Can I buy it for free?" Lin Chen's eyes widened.

"No, no, we have to go through the proper procedures," Brother Wang shook his head repeatedly. "If we just rob them, wouldn't we be no different from bandits?"

“That’s true,” Lin Chen nodded, “However, Tom Connell’s assets don’t seem to be anything special…”

"Lin Chen!"

Li Zhanyi pinched Xiao Lin's elbow again.

"Car! Car!"

"A used car! Didn't we want to buy a used car?!"

Used cars...

Lin Chen recalled Tom Connell's Ferrari 296...

What the hell!

That thing was confiscated too!

"I knew it! You guys needed a car!" Brother Wang clapped his hands with a laugh. "Our Investigation Bureau has priority purchase rights. It's not even on the market yet, so I came to you guys first."

"Thank you, Brother Wang," Lin Chen nodded repeatedly. "How much?"

He was actually a little worried: a Ferrari 296 costs over three million yuan! He couldn't afford that.

Brother Wang was silent for a moment, then held up five fingers:

"Five hundred thousand."

Lin Chen took out the black gold card given to him by the secret service:

Where do I pay by card?

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Chapter 30 The First Car Was This? (First Update)

"Buzz!"

The moment the white Ferrari 296 drove onto the highway, Lin Chen had to admit he felt exhilarated.

This sports car has always been criticized for only having a V6 engine, but Lin Chen felt that the engine had been tuned to feel like a V12.

That was awesome!

The last time he drove was at the driving school, where the beat-up training vehicle was terrible to drive, nowhere near as powerful as the beast he was driving.

"So, we're living the life of the rich ahead of schedule?" Li Zhanyi asked excitedly from the passenger seat.

"To be honest, this car is too flashy," Lin Chen said. "And did you notice the looks your colleagues gave you just now?"

“It’s alright, they’re used to it,” Li Zhanyi laughed. “The rumors were flying around when you got off Miss Shen’s Ghost, but you were too strong. You silenced the rumors with your strength. You will speak for sports cars!”

“Indeed, and there’s also the example of Section Chief Jiang’s Porsche.” Lin Chen smiled faintly.

But to be honest, this car wasn't ideal: a two-seater sports car couldn't carry Huihui and Liti!

It's quite suitable as a vehicle for carrying out missions.

The sports car roared into the Investigation Bureau's affiliated residential area, startling the security guard as it entered.

"Wow, we can find so many good things while searching through these ruins?" Lin Chen heard the old man mutter.

“We can get another one that’s more suitable for carrying people,” Lin Chen said, “not the kind that’s too expensive.”

“I’ll pay for the next one! I’ve saved up quite a bit over the years!” Li Zhanyi raised his hand.

After parking the car in the parking lot, the two got out and went home to wash up and go to sleep.

Lying in bed, Lin Chen took out his phone and opened the black network.

A message popped up: