I write obituaries for the gods
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Liti immediately flew back to the crowd and blindfolded Huihui.
"What's wrong? Why won't you let me see? I—"
Immediately afterwards, the sound of a skull cracking rang out—
"Crack!"
"Ah...ah...glug..."
Lin Chen deeply embedded the superalloy axe, now in its fracture mode, into the swordfish's head and pressed it down forcefully—
"Pfft!"
Only when the swordfish began to bubble with a ghostly blue light did Lin Chen step on its shoulder, kicking it over and pulling out his axe.
The swordfish's corpse fell to the ground and remained completely still.
"A fishy smell..."
Lin Chen pinched his nose in disgust, turned his head, and saw Oswald standing on Innsmouth's body, sticking the gun barrel into his mouth and firing.
"Bang bang bang bang!"
"Ahhh! Ahhh!! Ah!!"
The giant fish head in Innsmouth kept howling, like a fish waiting to be slaughtered on a chopping board.
"Do you need any help?" Lin Chen called out.
"Please go ahead."
Oswald grabbed a silver cleaver and stabbed it hard into the fish's head, then used the cleaver to lift the whole fish up.
"Ouch...it hurts so much...oh oh...it feels so good..."
Lin Chen twirled the axe, leaped into the air, and cleaved it directly at the fish-headed man's neck—
"Clap!"
The fish-headed man's body fell to the ground, and pale blue bubbles gushed from his neck, floating in the air.
Lin Chen casually scooped up two blobs of foam and popped them into his mouth, then turned to look at the principal:
“Bring the children here; my colleagues will protect you.”
"Okay...okay, Brother Lin." The principal was probably startled, and even the order of seniority got mixed up.
Lin Chen squatted down in front of Liti and Huihui. The two girls rushed into his arms almost at the same time, one happy and the other crying.
"Brother! It's too dangerous, boohoo..."
"Fun! Fun!"
"Alright, alright, I have to get back to my mission," Lin Chen said. "Liti, who taught you martial arts?"
“Watch TV! Bruce Lee taught me that!” Litty raised her little hand.
This little number is weird... Lin Chen rubbed Litty's head and said softly:
"Protect Huihui, okay? I'm going on a mission."
"Ok!"
"Brother, be careful!" Huihui said with some concern.
"It's okay, didn't I tell you?"
Lin Chen stood up and gently shook the axe.
"I am very good at my job."
"See? I wasn't lying to you, was I?"
He smiled and waved to the two girls before rushing towards the restaurant entrance.
"Hehe, Brother Lin Chen is so amazing!" Liti said excitedly. "Huihui, did you see how amazing I am?"
"Liti is so amazing..." Huihui stuck out her tongue. "How come you're so amazing? You never showed me before?"
"If you kick someone, you'll kill them, right?" Litty tilted her head. "It'll shatter in a flash."
It shattered... Huihui looked not far away: the girls who had bullied Liti were now drenched in sweat.
Those two kicks just now sent a demigod flying... Thinking back to how they bullied Litty, she must be terrified, right?
But if Fan Liti is a demon, these bullies will probably be smeared all over the blackboard.
......
After leaving the restaurant, Lin Chen rushed into the elevator and pressed the button for the bridge level.
"Ding!"
As soon as the door opened, tentacles swept through the corridor—
A huge swarm of octopus tentacles was expanding wildly, almost blocking the entire corridor.
"Ghost! I'm fucking here!"
Upon seeing Lin Chen, the tentacles swept over him like a tidal wave.
Lin Chen raised his shotgun and fired: he had pre-loaded dragon's breath rounds—
"Bang bang bang!"
The octopus tentacles screamed madly as flames spread across its body, burning the tips of the tentacles until they curled up.
"Gah! Gah ah ah!" the octopus-man wailed.
"It's so noisy," Lin Chen frowned. "Can you please shut up?"
"Boom! Boom boom!"
Two more shots were fired, and the octopus's tentacles were burned open, finally revealing its true form.
Almost simultaneously, a dagger emerged from the octopus-man's neck—
"Crack!"
A violent gust of wind tore his expanded limbs to pieces, and the octopus-man fell to the ground, whimpering.
"Waaaaah... Waaaaah..."
Lin Chen looked behind him and saw Jiang Zhengge holding a dagger, panting heavily.
“That bastard’s tentacles have filled this entire floor,” Jiang Zhengge gasped. “I’ve been fighting my way here from over there, and I’ve run out of bullets.”
"It seems I've arrived just in time."
Lin Chen walked up to the octopus man, raised his shotgun, and aimed it at his head:
"boom!"
A seafood aroma wafted over, and Lin Chen casually picked up a dark blue bubble and popped it into his mouth.
"Let's go! To the bridge!"
The two walked side by side toward the bridge. Lin Chen casually projected a box of 12.7x55mm bullets and handed it to Jiang Zhengge, while simultaneously pressing the button on his earpiece.
"Lucy, what's the situation on your end?"
"Uh...this guy is...eating the crew..."
Lucy peered out from the small table and saw Bacht grabbing a crew member by the neck and gently tearing open his skin with a knife.
"Ahhhh!"
“The sea god said that soon we won’t be slaves to humans anymore…” Bacht tasted the blood, clicking his tongue in amazement. “You know what… just to have a bite to eat, I had to film that stupid caviar commercial… those fish are my friends! Do you know what I was forced to do to them!”
"They forced me to eat salmon on live stream, just for that little bit of revenue! Miss Salmon, sob sob... My child and hers have been turned into caviar, sob sob sob..."
He actually started crying, and after crying for a long time, he wiped away his tears:
"But thankfully... thankfully... it'll be over soon..."
"Father will lead us...to a glorious future!"
He shouted, and the next second, the bridge doors burst open—
"boom!!!"
......
Chapter 18 Gamma-level Demigod, Bachter (Third Update)
Lin Chen likes things to be straightforward.
Using magnetic field control, he blasted open the bridge door and maneuvered it towards Bakht—
"clang!"
A humanoid figure of Bacht protruded from the bridge door, still standing in the same spot, motionless.
"Ghost...ghost..."
Bacht grabbed both ends of the iron gate with his hands and ripped it open with a forceful pull.
The moment he saw Lin Chen, a wicked smile appeared on his face:
"I've finally waited for you..."
"I'm quite famous, huh?"
Lin Chen spoke calmly, raising his shotgun toward Bacht—
"Oh!"
"clang!"
Bacht straightened his chest, his body covered in steel-like scales, and blocked the 23mm buckshot fired by Lin Chen!
He suddenly waved his hand, and a gust of wind swept in, pushing Lin Chen backward.
Just as Lin Chen steadied himself, he saw Bacht raise his hand again, and countless water droplets surged out of thin air, turning into spikes in the air.
The next second, a burst of 7.62x54mm bullets blasted into his side:
"Da da da da da da!"
Lucy rushed out with a machine gun, no longer caring about the crew being affected—because Bach had almost killed them all.
Bachter was clearly under pressure. He roared, grabbed a control panel with both hands, ripped it off the ground, and threw it at Lucy—
"boom!"
Lucy dodged aside, and Bacht turned to look at Lin Chen.
But standing in front of him was Jiang Zhengge.
"boom------"
The two air currents collided, and Jiang Zhengge was clearly much weaker than Bachte, and was quickly bent to the ground.
“Oh, Father said to try not to kill you,” Bacht laughed, “but crippling you shouldn’t be a problem, right?”
The next second, a phantom whale cry rang out—
"Pfft!"
Bachter's pupils trembled slightly as excruciating pain instantly tore his body apart.
He turned around with difficulty and saw Lin Chen walking out of the triangular door behind him, holding a revolver shotgun.
The whale-shaped bullets were fired from that shotgun.
“You…” Bacht spat out a mouthful of bright red blood.
"General," Lin Chen said with a smile.
The bullet clearly caused significant damage to Bakht, tearing a large gash in his back and revealing his pale blue heart beating in his chest.
But to Lin Chen's surprise... the bullet failed to penetrate Bakht.
“Like your father, you have good physical strength,” Jiang Zhengge laughed, “but you are obviously much weaker.”
With that, he raised his hand, and a gust of wind pressed down, pinning Bakht to the ground.
Lin Chen picked up the super alloy axe, pressed a button to activate the disintegration mode, and the axe surface burst out with a ghostly blue light.
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