"Of course it's not free. It's that magician, yes, stop looking, it's you."
Merlin pointed to himself. "What?"
“My kitchen is short of someone to chop vegetables. I think you’re pretty good. You can chop vegetables for me for three days for free, and I’ll pay you half a dinar in return.”
"No, no, no, I'm a magician! I can't chop vegetables!"
Who are you trying to fool? You're a British swordsman, a weak magician who can't even chant a spell properly!
Artoria immediately waved her hand and said, "Granted! Lord Merlin, it's all up to you!"
"No, Artoria!"
Emiya Shirou added quietly, "For the next three days, meals won't be provided. You'll have to earn your own money, buy your own food, and cook for yourself. Of course, you can ask me to cook for you, but the labor cost is a bit high."
"Are you a devil?!"
Faced with Merlin's unfounded accusations, Shirou Emiya said righteously, "No, I am just an ordinary cook."
"You're talking nonsense! Your dishes have absolutely nothing to do with ordinary food! Would dishes made by an ordinary chef make people like us feel like we've grown?"
Emiya Shirou shrugged: "Sorry, I really didn't add anything to the dish. No proof, or I'll sue you for defamation!"
Artoria led a group of Knights of the Round Table to the entrance of the restaurant, turned back to Merlin, and encouraged him, "Do a good job, Lord Merlin, we'll be waiting for your triumphant return in Camelot."
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Merlin only turned around and looked at Shirou Emiya with a smile after King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table had disappeared from sight.
"You're not from this era, are you?"
Shirou Emiya was regretting not having his ahoge and her henchmen clear his plate when he heard Merlin's question. He immediately pointed to the plates on the table and said, "Hey you, clear the plates."
Yu Meiren paused for a moment, then obediently walked to the dining table and stretched out her slender hands to start tidying up.
"Hey, Yu, no, you must be tired from serving the dishes. Go and rest for a while."
Emiya Shirou quickly grabbed Yu Meiren and looked at Merlin, who was waiting for his answer: "I'm talking to you, what are you standing there for? Clear the plates, there's more upstairs, hurry up."
Merlin was speechless for a moment. Didn't you tell me to chop the vegetables? Why am I supposed to clear the plates now? You're being really unfair!
But the thought of being penniless and owing the other party a full half dinar left him with a thousand words stuck in his throat.
I accept  ̄へ ̄.
Merlin, looking aggrieved, carried the plates left by his colleagues and superiors while pondering Shirou Emiya's origins.
He is definitely not from our generation; you can tell from his speech, clothing, and the shop's decor.
Merlin's clairvoyance allows him to see into the present and also predict the future.
Although it's the worst kind of clairvoyance, it's also the most suitable for Merlin.
At the young age of seven, he was able to foresee the final outcome of the Red Dragon and the White Dragon and offered advice to Vortigern.
However, Vortigern always believed that King Euthyne did not possess such spirit and energy.
But proud white dragon, do you know that my reasoning is based solely on the conditions of the red dragon, not on the conditions of Uther?
Yuther's descendants are also red dragons.
Humans are interesting, and so are white dragons. Merlin saw everything, but he didn't tell Vortigern.
He chose to wait and see; he saw a possibility.
The girl who drew the holy sword, and the majestic white city behind her, came into Merlin's view.
But now, Merlin has seen something even more interesting, which has even caused a break in his deductions.
"What an interesting boss."
Merlin put all the plates into the kitchen and saw Shirou Emiya holding a small, shiny object with a furrowed brow.
"what is this?"
"Great stuff, and it's really fun."
"Fun? Let me see!"
Merlin excitedly approached it and discovered that the glowing little thing was covered with unfamiliar things and languages.
"What kind of script is this? Is it unique to your era?"
Merlin transformed into a curious child, leaning his face against Shirou Emiya's shoulder, looking to onlookers like a pair of best buddies.
"Tsk, get out of my way, don't touch me."
Emiya Shirou slapped away the old pervert's hand in disgust and focused on reading the restaurant's instructions on his phone.
"Manager Emiya, your first group of paying customers gave you an average satisfaction score of 95, and the ratings for the nine potato dishes you prepared were:"
Beef stew with potatoes, 74% complete.
Cumin and spicy potatoes, quick and easy, 81% complete.
Braised potatoes, 72% done.
Sauerkraut and potato meatball soup, completion rate: 76%.
Chinese-style Jinhua ham and mashed potatoes, completion rate: 77%.
Stir-fried green peppers and potatoes, 84% complete.
Cold chicken and potato salad, completion rate: 171%.
Three-flavor potato chips, completion rate: 67%.
Potato salad, 70% complete.
The store manager needs to continue working hard to create dishes with even higher quality in order to unlock more features for the store.
In recognition of the store manager's successful service to the first group of customers and the hiring of the first employee, the following reward is hereby issued. Please check and accept the reward.
There are other rewards?
Emiya Shirou clicked on the email in the upper right corner, and sure enough, two emails popped up.
"Magic Circuit Enhancement Potion x2, can slightly improve the quality of magic circuits, depending on the amount used."
Then, the second letter was opened.
"An Invitation to Another World x1. Use it to invite a designated character to dine at the restaurant. Probability: 0.7%"
How many?
0.7 percent?
These numbers are so familiar! Damn it, wasn't the probability of getting a five-star character in a certain pay-to-win game in my past life exactly 0.7%?
Tell me quickly, was it made by Ye Liangshu?
My heart aches so much!
So both of these rewards are pretty useless. Putting aside the ridiculously low probability of getting the invitation, what exactly is this "magic circuit enhancement" thing?
In this life, Shirou Emiya was not adopted by Kiritsugu Emiya, and therefore never learned any magic.
Furthermore, to strengthen magic circuits, one must know how to open magic circuits, right?
Emiya Shirou tried to imagine it based on his memories of his past life.
"First, imagine a switch, then turn it on."
Various switches flashed through my mind instantly, but they were all useless.
"I've already connected the switches in parallel and in series several times, how am I supposed to turn it on?!"
Turning his head, he saw that Merlin was still staring at his phone screen, and an idea immediately came to him.
Do you know how to open a magic circuit?
Merlin smiled.
There will be times when you need my help!
"I know, just tell me what this is and how to play it, and I'll help you unlock your magic circuit."
Emiya Shirou nodded.
"Deal. This thing is called a mobile phone. It's a communication device that can also take pictures, videos, browse the internet, play games, and learn."
"So, where can I buy this phone you're talking about?"
Emiya Shirou also smiled.
"You want it?"
"Think about it!"
Merlin really wanted to try it. Even though he had no idea what Shirou Emiya was talking about, it sounded really fun!
This is way more fun than Casey Palug!
"Fu?"
Merlin raised its little head in confusion. Merlin, that idiot, was definitely cursing me just now, wasn't he?
So Fou leaped up, her body spinning rapidly, and kicked Merlin hard in the cheek.
Merlin must die!
"Thud!", right on the bullseye!
"Fufu!" Fufu laughed.
"Whoa!" Merlin was stunned.
"Beautiful!" Shirou smiled.
Merlin covered her face and cried, "This is too much! I used to take care of you, how could you do this to me!"
Emiya Shirou strongly suspects that Merlin used to throw Fou around every day, and it's very likely that throwing Fou off the tower wasn't an isolated incident. This guy is definitely a repeat offender.
Forget it, Merlin's fate doesn't matter anymore. Fou is his pet now anyway. Shirou Emiya is just a little conflicted now.
Will he stay at this store long-term, or will he just clock in and out every day?
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To stay or not to stay, that is the question.
There is a time conflict between the store and his own world; one day in the store is one second in Shirou Emiya's world.
While this makes things easier to do in the store, what will happen to Yu Meiren once Shirou Emiya goes back?
He's still a seventeen-year-old high school student and needs to go to school. He also has a high jump competition this week!
Or should I just drop out of school and not go to school anymore?
He said he was going back to China to inherit hundreds of millions of assets?
But Shirou Emiya is Japanese in this life, and his ancestors for eighteen generations have all been Japanese.
"Boss, how much does this phone cost?"
Merlin was completely captivated by the phone. If he could play on the phone, he'd do it for free for three days, or even three months.
"Ah, a cell phone."
Emiya Shirou thought for a moment. Right now, flip phones still dominate the streets and alleys of Japan. No, even ten years from now, flip phones will probably still occupy half the market.
When Shirou Emiya first transmigrated, he felt like he was living a life worse than death. Having gotten used to smartphones, he couldn't accept the sudden change from a bulky brick phone to a flip phone.
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