Emiya Shirou then remembered that back when Yu Meiren was around, the Great Sage probably hadn't even sprung out of the stone yet.
"So!!! What exactly is this place?!"
The new guest finally snapped. The tension that had been building up during the battle was broken by the conversation that Shirou Emiya and his group were having, completely absorbed in their own conversation.
"Tsk, a restaurant! Are you blind?! Eat if you want, or get out!" Yu Meiren was pondering who Sun Wukong really was when she was suddenly interrupted by the new customer's yell, and she immediately flew into a rage.
"Alright, alright, calm down. We'll just beat up that idiot Merlin when he comes, and that'll be fine," Shirou Emiya quickly reassured his future boss.
However, Shirou Emiya also didn't have a good impression of this new guest.
If Aria is utterly worthless.
So, this morning's customer's reputation was pretty much as bad as that of a complete scoundrel.
How to put it? He's a typical hypocrite who wants to have his cake and eat it too. He's completely unprincipled, hypocritical, a loser, petty, and mentally challenged.
Compared to him, at least you could say that the later version of Scarlet Gold turned this cute girl into a scumbag.
As for Kusanagi Godou, ah, sorry, Shirou Emiya really can't find a way to clear his name.
How come, after a week of hard work, we finally welcomed new customers, but he was the first one to arrive?
Tsk, I have to bully Merlin today to vent my anger.
"As you can see, our restaurant is a transit point between different universes. You may have come to my restaurant by chance."
We are not some disobedient god; disobedient gods are too low-level for me.
Some of the guests I've received can sever the sun, moon, and stars with a single, casual strike.
Some people can influence an entire galaxy with just a simple gesture.
Some light, even as the aftershocks of a battle, can shake the multiverse.
Some people can randomly wipe out half of all life in the universe with a snap of their fingers.
Some people unleash a powerful attack that shatters countless universes.
The cricket's refusal to obey the god is nothing but a joke in our eyes.
Therefore, guest, you don't need to panic. Just tell me what you want to eat, and then you can set off with peace of mind.
Kusanagi Godou, who was completely bewildered by Emiya Shirou's ramblings, hesitated for a moment before asking, "Then can you help me deal with the Disobedient God? There's also a girl named Erica who's helping me."
Oh? Oh, Moses.
Emiya Shirou then remembered what the stone tablet in Kusanagi Godou's hand was.
This is Prometheus's secret manual, an artifact used to steal other people's things or skills.
So, the two disobedient gods that Kusanagi Godou mentioned should be Vereslana, the ancient Persian god of war, and Mekal, the hero god of Canaanite mythology.
"If I may ask, were you previously involved in the battle against the disobedient gods?"
Emiya Shirou asked, feigning concern.
"Yes, manager! Please help me out, since we're both Asian!"
So you still haven't realized that most of us are of Japanese descent?
Tsk, hopeless, just waiting to die. Goodbye.
Of course, for the sake of the restaurant's reputation, Shirou Emiya couldn't say that.
Just then, the restaurant door was pushed open again, revealing a cute boy with white hair and red eyes who looked both timid and simple, somewhat like a little white rabbit.
The boy cautiously peeked into the restaurant, and only after confirming there were no suspicious or dangerous individuals did he secretly breathe a sigh of relief. He then gently patted his face and quietly encouraged himself:
"Keep it up, you're an adventurer now too!"
Then the boy tidied up his novice adventurer gear and clothes, and walked into the restaurant with his head held high.
Then, in a particularly domineering low voice, he said, "Hey boss... please give me a beer..."
Emiya Shirou was both amused and exasperated by the boy's adorable appearance: "Little guy, are you an adult yet? You're already drinking?"
"Wh-what?! You, you, boss! You...you're not much older than me, are you?"
The little white rabbit boy was a bit unconvinced, but still muttered under his breath.
"Don't you believe me?" Emiya Shirou, oblivious to the danger, pointed at Yu Meiren: "Look at this older sister, how old is she?"
The little white rabbit boy followed Shirou Emiya's gaze and was immediately stunned by Yu Meiren's breathtaking beauty. He quickly regained his composure and asked, puzzled, "This lady is at most 17 years old, right?"
Emiya Shirou chuckled mischievously, "Hehehe, you wouldn't believe it, would you? She's at least a thousand years old—wooo!"
Then he was punched in the waist by Yu Meiren.
"Huh?!"—Kusanagi Godou rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
"Huh!?"—Even the little white rabbit boy doubted that he had heard correctly.
Yu Meiren punched Emiya Shirou in the other kidney, then gave him a charming smile: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm only seventeen."
Emiya Shirou thought to himself, "Tsk tsk, seventeen years old, maybe a few tens of thousands of months?"
"Oh, oh, oh! I knew it! How could someone so young be a thousand years old!"
Kusanagi Godou, however, made the perfect mistake by saying, "I've seen vampires live for a very long time in anime movies and games."
Yu Meiren hated being called a vampire more than anything else in her life, and immediately wanted to explode: "Do you want to try being drained dry by me!?"
But Shirou Emiya held her slender, soft waist tightly: "Calm down, calm down, calm down! This is a guest, a guest, not Merlin!"
"Hmph! You, let go right now!!" Yu Meiren's movements were quite large, causing her ample breasts to bounce quite violently, while Shirou Emiya's hand, which was holding Yu Meiren's waist, moved closer and closer to her.
In short, Yu Meiren's breasts touched Shirou Emiya's hand. Yes, you read that right, it was her breasts that moved first!
Before Shirou Emiya could even feel what it was like, Yu Meiren broke free. Blushing, she went back to her usual spot on the sofa and started playing games.
Thank goodness, she finally stopped playing Animal Crossing and started playing Mortal Kombat instead.
I wonder which character Yu Meiren imagined the person she hit to be. Maybe it's Merlin, hmm.
Shirou Emiya asked Riko and Touma in surprise, "Seriously? Her face turned red with anger?"
Touma asked, equally puzzled, "Was it because you used too much force just now?"
“Ah, maybe,” Emiya Shirou nodded.
Riko rolled her eyes. Then she turned and left.
"Uh, what's wrong?" Emiya Shirou asked, puzzled.
"I don't know," Touma shook his head.
"Alright. What would you two like to eat? I'll make it for you."
"Ah, I want it—"
"This isn't the time to eat! Manager, please help me!!" Kusanagi Godou still wasn't going to give up, interrupting the little white rabbit's speech, after all, he prided himself on being a pacifist!
Emiya Shirou frowned again.
Why do you talk so much?
He looked at the little white rabbit again.
Hey, wait a minute.
hiss!
I'm a fucking genius!
Shirou Emiya then smiled and said, "Guest, I have a suggestion for you. Please listen to it."
"Please speak, store manager."
"Alright, let me ask you a question first. Do you have an injury on your right shoulder, sir?"
"Yeah! No wonder you're the boss! I was the fourth batter and catcher in the senior league during junior high school. I had the ability to be a candidate for the Japanese national team, but I retired because of a right shoulder injury. Sigh, I regret it so much."
“Then let’s do it this way. You may not know this, but my food can heal any injury.”
"Really?" Kusanagi Godou was overjoyed.
"Really?" The little white rabbit's eyes sparkled.
"It's absolutely true! Guest, I'll heal your injuries and then take you to a safe place."
"But, the disobedient god..."
“Leave it to me! But the guest will have to pay double the price.” Shirou Emiya smiled innocently.
"Ah, this..."
Kusanagi Godou couldn't help but think that his right arm had been restored, he was back in a safe place, and the disobedient god would also be dealt with by the shopkeeper.
His guests are beings who can destroy the universe with a wave of their hand, so they should be easy to defeat, right?
As for Erica...
Well, she is indeed a rare beauty, but she is too arrogant, and I am not good enough for her. The beauties of my great Japan are petite and cute.
Wow, brilliant! The suggestion my boss gave me was absolutely brilliant!
They truly consider the needs of their guests in every way, genuinely treating them as royalty!
The proprietress has a bit of a temper, but the boss is a good person!
"So, with such generous treatment, what is my compensation in return?"
Yu Meiren, standing to the side, sneered repeatedly.
Based on what she had learned about Emiya Shirou over the past month.
Emiya Shirou is not a purely good person; he likes to talk big, but he has a strong sense of justice and is not hypocritical. He is a very good human being, and Yu Meiren is willing to treat him as a being like herself.
At the same time, they always try to take advantage of things or people they dislike, making the other party suffer a quick defeat without even realizing it, and then feel grateful on behalf of Emiya Shirou.
Now Kusanagi Godou is almost done.
But why does Shirou dislike this customer? Well, he's kind of... well, you know.
Emiya Shirou smiled even more innocently than before: "Why don't you leave this stone slab here, and just pay a certain amount of cash?"
"Ah... this stone slab is something my family asked me to return to a friend... but compared to dealing with two disobedient gods, alright! Deal!"
Kusanagi Godou thought about it again and realized that he might have actually made a profit? Although Erica considered this stone slab to be the key to victory, it seemed to be of no use at all now!
"Here you go, boss, but you absolutely must defeat those two rebellious gods! Otherwise, they will indeed pose a threat to the world!"
Emiya Shirou winked at Yu Meiren, who understood and brought out a blueberry pudding cake that Emiya Shirou had made extra for Fou.
Please enjoy your meal.
On the second floor, Fufu watched as the violent woman served her breakfast to a stranger, and she was overcome with grief.
Kusanagi Godou asked with some skepticism, "This... can it really heal my injuries?"
Upon hearing this, Fufu immediately meowed angrily, thinking, "You wretched two-legged creature, if you won't eat me, I will!"
“Of course!” Shirou Emiya nodded. The food provided by the restaurant could almost instantly heal injuries in ordinary people. Whether it was a visible wound or a hidden ailment, it was treated equally.
Of course, it's impossible to bring the dead back to life by healing the skeletons; even severely injured people need to eat several meals in a row.
The little white rabbit was secretly drooling; it looked so delicious!
Kusanagi Godou ate the entire pudding cake with some skepticism, then his eyes widened immediately.
Then, incredulously, he stood up and shook his right arm and right shoulder.
"Hahahaha!!!! It's really fixed!! I'm definitely going to fight for my country this year!!!"
Emiya Shirou clapped his hands without a smile on his face: "Congratulations, congratulations."
Yu Meiren also clapped in a perfunctory manner, saying, "Congratulations, congratulations," acting like a heartless congratulation machine.
Only Little Rabbit and Touma were genuinely happy that Kusanagi Godou's right shoulder had healed.
Kusanagi Godou personally placed the stone slab in Emiya Shirou's palm, while also pulling out a large handful of lira. "Shopkeeper, I really need those two disobedient gods!" he said, before bowing deeply to Emiya Shirou.
"It's alright, I'll take you to a safe place right away. Put your hand on my shoulder, and then think of a place you think is safe and tell me. Please visualize the exact location and scene of the place you want to go in your mind, otherwise the location will be inaccurate."
"Then please take me to the airport in Sardinia, where I just arrived."
"Understood. Then please wait in the shop for a moment, I will be right back."
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