Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

Riko immediately stood up: "Welcome!"

Yu Meiren looked up at the wall clock; there were still 4 minutes until closing time.

So, Shirou is a jinx!

The new customer looked at the restaurant with a puzzled expression, and even thought about leaving and coming back in, but Riko stopped him: "Guest, if you leave the restaurant without making a purchase, you may never be able to enter again."

The new guest silently looked at Riko, then pointed to her skull and said, "Are you human? Aren't you afraid of me?"

After saying that, he looked around the restaurant again, muttering to himself in confusion, "When did this restaurant appear in Kahn Village? Isn't the decor a bit too modern?"

He also discovered that this place was completely different from his own world, and the restaurant was out of place.

Could it be that they have some unspeakable motives towards the tomb?

Riko found it somewhat amusing. Afraid of you? Aren't you just a skeleton?

I've seen plenty of people more capable than you, and besides, I'm in my own restaurant, facing the customers, I'm invincible!

"Don't worry, Grand Cooker is a legitimate restaurant. No matter how powerful or intimidating you are, we won't be afraid. What would you like to eat? Since we're closing soon, please pack it up to go if possible."

The skull began to think frantically:

What's this? Don't they know me? Or are they overconfident in their abilities? Arrogant?

No, it's also possible that they're just being realistic and genuinely don't care about me.

This restaurant, from top to bottom, from its staff to its decor, is completely out of step with the world.

It's as if your own tomb has been transported to another world, and this restaurant is as if it has also been transported to another world.

But from which game is this?

Did they know they had traveled through time?

No, they must know they've traveled through time, otherwise they would be terrified if they saw my real appearance. They're all young girls in the prime of their lives, there's no reason they wouldn't be afraid of me, unless they're used to seeing me.

Well, the problem is coming.

I'm a special case, so I won't talk about me for now, but there are other undead in the Great Tomb that look similar to me.

Even in this other world, there are undead and skeletons.

Have they seen a ghost that looks like me?

Or perhaps they've seen it in other worlds, in their game worlds?

No, no, no, necromancers and skeletons are common in fantasy games, and this alone is not enough to make a definitive conclusion.

So, putting that aside for now, just how strong are they?

The skull secretly activated its observation magic, casting it on dozens of skulls at once, but it couldn't detect anything!

What's going on?! Why aren't any of my observation spells working?!

Is this restaurant a place where magic is kept away?

Or is it that it can block not only magic, but also other attacks?

Or perhaps it's because their levels far exceed one hundred, making it impossible for me to observe them!?

There are no humans above level 100! They are not human!

This is tricky, this is really tricky!

Riko tilted her head and asked, "Guest, there's only one minute left before closing time. If fate allows, please come again next time?"

"No, please wait, I want a piece of bread!"

Yu Meiren immediately looked up: "I don't know how to make bread, would you like a sandwich?"

The skull-shaped figure was dumbfounded.

You can't bake bread, so how come you can make sandwiches?!

This restaurant is highly suspicious!

However, I couldn't ignore the warning from another waiter that I couldn't enter the restaurant again without making a purchase.

This won't do. I won't be able to eat or sleep properly, and I'll feel like I have a fishbone stuck in my throat, if I don't thoroughly investigate this restaurant!

He pulled out a handful of gold coins and said, "Is this enough? Sandwiches will do too!"

Yu Meiren happily accepted the gold coins, quickly ran into the kitchen, and then rushed out at lightning speed with a plate of sandwiches and a glass of milk: "I apologize for the poor hospitality! Please enjoy!"

The boy sitting at the entrance was immediately tempted. Would he come back to this restaurant if he made a purchase?

Although it was still unclear whether the skull was from Sword Art Online, the boy mustered his courage and said, "Um, sir, excuse me, could you please help me pay as well...? I don't have any money to pay right now..."

The skull sized up the boy and suddenly asked, "Human?"

The boy was stunned. "Do I look like a human being?"

"Yes, humans."

“Interesting, you want to borrow money from me. Fine, it's just a sandwich.” The skull pulled out another handful of gold coins and handed them to Yu Meiren: “Pay for it together.”

"Alright, gentlemen, the restaurant is now closed. Please come again tomorrow!"

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First update, 4000 words

Let's get started!

Chapter Seventeen: Ilya, in Danger!

FSN World, Fuyuki City, on the street outside Emiya's mansion.

Since it was already winter and the weather was very cold, Shirou Emiya, who was wearing short sleeves in the restaurant, was immediately shivering from the cold.

"HuaQ! I forgot it's still snowing here! It's so cold!"

Emiya Shirou hugged himself tighter, quickened his pace, and muttered to himself, "Luckily, this Emiya mansion is exactly the same as the one where Kiritsugu's family lives in my world, otherwise it would be really hard to find!"

Just then, Shirou Emiya suddenly stopped in his tracks, sensing that something was amiss.

This street is too quiet! This doesn't comply with the laws of safety!

Generally speaking, in this kind of environment, a female ghost, zombie, clown, witch, alien, predator, tyrannosaurus rex, Megatron, or something similar might suddenly appear from behind.

You might suddenly find yourself in a few black luxury cars around the corner, with a professional team getting out, knocking you unconscious, and taking you away.

Blood continued to spill down the outstretched index finger onto the street, as long as the road stretched on...

Shirou Emiya shook his head. He reached for the doorbell by the front door.

Just then, he suddenly felt a chill down his back. He quickly crouched down and caught a glimpse of black—underwear.

And she has long purple hair?

He quickly turned around and saw a sexy beauty with long, flowing purple hair bending over and turning her back to him, her firm, rounded... Ah, it's Sister R!

Confronting R is a masked man dressed in black, none other than Hassan the Cursed Arm, the true Assassin of the Fifth Battle!

Tsk! This old coin, has it been following me all along?!

"Sister R, hang in there! I'll go in and get reinforcements right away. We have to hold him off!"

Without turning his head, Shirou Emiya pushed open the gate and rushed into the yard, shouting, "Artoria, dinner's ready!!!"

Inside the mansion's living room, a group of Round Table Knights who were eating, along with two Artorias, all looked at Merlin, who was looking completely bewildered.

"Lord Merlin, you set up signal flares in the courtyard???" Saber asked blankly.

Rin Tohsaka #2, however, said with a serious expression, "An enemy has invaded! Archer is assisting Rider, and the enemy is suspected to be an Assassin!"

Artoria immediately stood up and waved her hand: "Knights of the Round Table, follow me!"

With her large movements, the violent shaking of her full breasts stunned Saber once again.

Outside the Emiya mansion, the Heroic Spirit Emiya and Medusa blocked Hassan's path.

"Assassin, give up."

With a black longbow in his hand, the Heroic Spirit Emiya said calmly, "You'll be greeted by the Knights of the Round Table and King Arthur soon."

The assassin remained silent, pondering his next move.

Archer is definitely good at ranged attacks, and Rider is good at speed, so they are indeed not easy to deal with. Moreover, there is supposedly a Saber here as well.

No, we shouldn't prolong the battle. I must retreat and tell my lord that the three Masters have formed an alliance!

The assassin's idea was not wrong, but reality is cruel.

Just as he was about to make his escape, a group of Knights of the Round Table charged out, led by Artoria. The little red dwarf at the very front was faster than anyone else, even faster than his two fathers.

Then, a group of Knights of the Round Table easily sent Assassin back to the Throne of Heroes, with Mordred playing a crucial role in the process.

Xiao Mo burst into a hearty laugh.

I'm the one who's going to inherit the royal stomach!

Yes, at the Emiya mansion, after a conversation with Saber, and with Merlin and Mordred's confessions, Artoria discovered something.

It's my own silly son, so foolish.

On the one hand, he was completely obedient to his sister, Morgan le Fay.

On the one hand, Xiao Mo was very resistant to the idea of ​​someone plotting to betray her.

The reason is so easy to understand.

This foolish son of the royal family idolizes himself to an extreme degree.

Since her ahoge was plucked a week ago, Artoria's ability to read people's minds has greatly improved, finally evolving from not understanding people's minds to having a basic understanding of them.

Fortunately, Xiao Mo is really easy to understand; otherwise, given Artoria's current level, she probably wouldn't have been able to discover it.

For example, she still doesn't know what her older sister is thinking every day.

Was she jealous that she had taken away the Wang Wei (a type of stomach) that should have belonged to her?

Merlin, that guy, he had to keep such an important thing from me!

Saber told Artoria almost everything.

For example, Agravan was an assassin sent by Morgan le Fay, but he fell under Artoria's shadow.

So Morgan le Fay came up with another idea: to trick Merlin into believing that Britain could not be without an heir to the throne, and then used magic to gender-swap Artoria, creating Mordred.

They sent Morpheus to assassinate King Arthur, but obviously, it failed.

This is also what Saber felt was wrong, since in her memory, Mordred only appeared after she lost the scabbard of the Holy Sword.

But why did Mordred appear so early here?

Saber raised a question.

Merlin, however, said seriously, "When the eldest princess came to me, it was less about jealousy that Artoria had taken her throne, and more about being jealous."

The group burst into laughter.

My mother!

Good heavens!

That eldest princess!

That former heir to the British throne!

That woman hailed as the next "Island Master"!

That woman of unparalleled beauty! That rare enchantress! That mysterious bewitching enchantress!

She actually got jealous!!

Wow! Absolutely unimaginable!

Lancelot slammed his head on the table: "No way, Princess Lancelot, you like men too?!"

Gao Wenren was dumbfounded: "My mom likes men again?!"

Gareth and Gajrez trembled: "How terrifying! Mother is jealous, how terrifying!!"

Many people, however, were wondering: Who is this hero who dares to make Morgan le Fay jealous!

Artoria and Saber were both stunned by Merlin's explosive revelation.