Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

"Store manager? You're not kidding me, are you? My older brother is a woman???"

Kinji Toyama knew that his older brother's outburst mode was when he transformed into a cross-dressing man, but he really didn't expect Shirou Emiya to tell him: Actually, your brother is your sister.

No, no, no, no, no?

Emiya Shirou nodded seriously, while Yu Meiren, standing behind him, rolled her eyes. "Damn it, your shop only opened yesterday, where are you going to meet me?"

"It was a stormy night. After your brother, oh, sister, had dined at my restaurant, she said these words to me after learning about the restaurant's mysterious nature."

Kinji Toyama asked nervously, "Excuse me, which sentences are you referring to?"

"First of all, if you ever encounter Kinji Toyama in the future, please tell the shopkeeper that that foolish 'Oh Toyo' was just faking his death, and that the Armed Detective Killer is someone else."

Secondly, you need to fully utilize your explosive power, Kinji. Girls aren't monsters. I think Shirayuki is a pretty good girl.

"The third sentence, be careful of the scum... Aria."

Kinji Toyama felt there was too much information to process, so he put down the bamboo chopsticks that Yu Meiren had brought back and began to think.

First, his older brother and sister? They're not dead. Second, the armed detective assassin might not be the one who was imprisoned. Finally, be careful of Aria.

Well, Kinji Toyama ignored the second sentence.

If the older brother in the parallel world is alright, does that mean the older brother in my world is also alright? Is he hiding in the shadows investigating the true identity of the armed detective assassin?

Why should we be wary of Aria? Does Aria have pubic hair?

Kinji Toyama pressed on, "Manager, did my older brother leave any other information?"

Emiya Shirou shook his head: "Unfortunately, there aren't any more."

"I see... Aria, so why are you being wary of Aria?"

Emiya Shirou thought for a moment and continued, "Actually, there's another reason why I was able to recognize the guest as Toyama Kinji at a glance."

"What is it?" Kinji Toyama and the girl from the Aozaki family asked in unison.

"Actually, I have also hosted Kinji Toyama from another timeline."

Kinji Toyama asked, "Huh? This? Is this me from the future?"

“Yes, you looked even more exhausted back then than you do today.” Shirou Emiya tilted his head back slightly, looking at the restaurant’s magnificent chandelier at a 45-degree angle, his eyes revealing a look of reminiscence (or fabrication).

Kinji Toyama was a little nervous. "Manager, is it convenient for you to tell me? You only need to tell Aria."

"Yes, in the future, you are being hunted down by half the people of the world because of Aria, but Aria ignores you and even turns her gun on you. There is not a shred of trust between partners."

Kinji Toyama gaped in astonishment: "No, that can't be!"

"In the future, you are diagnosed with a terminal illness and finally find a way to save yourself, which is to go to America. However, because of some trivial matter, Aria believes that you are betraying her and tries every means to prevent you from going to America."

Even if you tell her the truth, she will stick to what she saw and say she will absolutely not offer any help.

"Your friend is in trouble and asks you for money, but you are penniless and have no choice but to ask Aria for help. Five hundred dollars is nothing to Aria, a descendant of Sherlock Holmes, a British nobleman, and an R-class armed detective, but Aria refuses."

The reason given is that they won't lend money to people who can't repay it.

Before Kinji could react, Yu Meiren slammed her fist on the table with a "BOOM!" and exclaimed, "Shouldn't we just kick this kind of woman away and keep her by our side to take care of us in our old age?"

Kinji Toyama never imagined that his future self would be so miserable, and that Aria would be so unreasonable.

Emiya Shirou said quietly, "That day, the future Kinji had bloodshot eyes and a hoarse voice. He drank bottle after bottle of liquor until he was completely drunk. In the end, he grabbed my hand and said with snot and tears streaming down his face, 'Manager, the thing I regret most in my life is getting on that bus at 7:58 in the morning!'"

Aozaki Aoko exclaimed indignantly, "That woman is despicable!"

The second update is here! Please, guests, begin your meal!

I've finally figured out a bit of the approach and direction for this book, and I hope to write better and better in the future!

Brothers Zhang Liushi, tell me, did I do the right thing?

Kinji Toyama was still somewhat incredulous. "Manager, is what you're saying really true?"

Emiya Shirou nodded indignantly: "Absolutely true, especially the way Kinji looked in pain in the future, it's still fresh in my memory."

Aozaki Aoko patted Toyama Kinji on the shoulder casually and asked earnestly, "Hey, you and that Aya... what the heck, are you a couple? My advice is to just kick her out."

Aozaki Touko also said, "Although I don't date, I'd rather forget about this kind of woman. The dolls I make are more capable and obedient than her."

Yu Meiren was very direct, and with the air of a boss lady, she slapped the table and said, "Get out? That's too easy on her. I suggest she die on the spot."

Kinji Toyama quickly shook his head. "What a joke! How could I possibly be in a relationship with a woman like that!"

Are there girlfriends who would pull out a gun and shoot holes in their boyfriends' bodies? Are there girlfriends who treat their boyfriends like slaves or tools? Are there girlfriends who treat their boyfriends like enemies?

Kinji Toyama secretly rejoiced, thinking that he had only spent a few days with Aria and there was still a chance to salvage the situation. He couldn't let a woman like Aria ruin his wonderful life.

"Manager, you're a man of the world, surely you have a way to tell me what to do to get rid of this Aria, right?" Kinji Toyama looked to Shirou Emiya for help.

Unfortunately, Kinji Toyama, in his normal mode, is not good at dealing with women, to the point that he is considered to have gynophobia.

Therefore, every time Kinji Toyama exits Burst Mode, he feels disgusted with his actions during that mode, wishing he could stab himself to death on the spot with the butterfly knife his older brother gave him: What the hell was that?! Ugh~

Before Shirou Emiya could offer any advice, Aoko Aozaki spoke up: "That's easy. What stage are you at with her now? Are you living together?"

"No, I was forced. Last night, as soon as I got back to my dorm, she took my suitcase and knocked on my door without permission, and loudly declared that she wanted me to be her slave."

"The reason I came out to eat today is because she forced me to come out and buy her peach buns, and she even made me pay for them! She was drinking my coffee and complaining that instant coffee doesn't taste good!" Kinji Toyama got angrier and angrier as he spoke, and felt more and more aggrieved as he thought about it.

"To be honest, instant coffee really doesn't taste good." — A woman who can easily earn hundreds of millions by selling dolls.

"Just a passerby, indeed, instant coffee gets stuck in your teeth." — A certain freeloader, the Fifth Magician, uttered words that made Kinji Toyama feel heartbroken.

Emiya Shirou seized the opportunity with a smile to recommend: "Our shop offers super authentic Geisha coffee from the Emerald Estate in Panama. Are you interested? It's only $300, and there are no free refills!"

Aozaki Touko licked her cherry lips alluringly, then slammed a thousand dollars on the table: "Three drinks, my treat! The extra hundred dollars is the manager's tip!"

Aozaki Aoko reluctantly pulled out a thousand dollars from her exquisite designer purse: "Please, manager, give us two more servings of grilled meat and fresh juice for the three of us."

"Juice? Isn't beer better?" Aozaki Touko waved her hand dismissively: "Change to ice-cold beer!"

Kinji Toyama glanced weakly at his wallet, tears of poverty welling up in his eyes. Come to think of it, wasn't this bowl of noodles I got for free quite expensive?

This restaurant is interesting, but I don't think I'll be able to go there often because I'm too poor.

Actually, being a detective is a lucrative profession, but Kinji Toyama is terrible at the normal mode and is unwilling to take on high-paying, dangerous missions, which means his life is just barely getting by.

Now, a complete stranger has moved into the dormitory, suddenly making their previously comfortable life much more difficult.

In his normal mode, Kinji Toyama is unaware of the changes the food in the restaurant brings to his body, so he only thinks it tastes good and might be expensive.

But weren't we just discussing how to get rid of Aria? Why are we bringing up coffee now?

While Shirou Emiya went into the kitchen to prepare grilled meat and coffee, Kinji Toyama asked in a low voice, "Is the food here very expensive?"

Aozaki Touko replied strangely, "It's alright, I think it's worth it. It can change my physical fitness, so it's great value for money. The store manager is probably making a loss, otherwise that waiter wouldn't be so concerned about money."

Aozaki Aoko also said, "Yes, I feel that my magic power has increased a little bit. Although it's only a very small amount, it's still very powerful."

"Let's get back to the topic of how to get away from Aria," Kinji Toyama said with a wry smile, changing the subject. Damn it, I didn't feel anything at all.

"It's simple, just make up some reason, say you already have a girlfriend," Aozaki Aoko suggested.

"Um, I don't have a girlfriend."

"That shouldn't be the case. Although he looks a bit gloomy, he's still quite handsome," Aozaki Touko said curiously.

Kinji Toyama truthfully replied, "Due to genetic reasons, I am not very comfortable having too much contact with girls."

Aozaki Aoko immediately said, "Wouldn't that be even more convenient? Just tell her that you'll die if you get in contact with girls, and ask her to stay away from you."

"No, I don't know how to explain it. My ability is very special. It will erupt if I have too much contact with women."

"Yesterday, due to unforeseen circumstances, I came into contact with Aria and entered my outburst mode, which led to her entanglement with me now... So this reason is probably untenable," Kinji Toyama said, troubled. While this ability made him very strong, it also brought him a lot of undeserved trouble.

If he could, he really wanted to live the life of an ordinary person. Although he had long ago aspired to be a champion of justice, he was disheartened by the death of his older brother.

Now that he knows his older brother is likely still alive, he is even less willing to stay at the Detective Academy. The only reason he stayed there before was to find out the truth about his brother.

Emiya Shirou and Yu Meiren came out carrying grilled meat and coffee, and said with a smile, "Actually, I can give you a tip."

"Please speak, store manager!"

Shirou Emiya said, "You could have just asked Hoshiga Shirayuki. I'm sure you can tell that Hoshiga Shirayuki likes you, right?"

Kinji Toyama waved his hands frantically: "No, no, no! Absolutely not! I really can't get along with girls, and Shirayuki is a bit cunning."

"Are you planning to make your Toyama family line die out? To never get married or have children in your life?" Emiya Shirou suddenly said in a stern tone.

"...No, that's not what I meant, it's just too early now."

"I just want to ask one question, is Xingjia Baixue nice?"

"...Okay...?" Kinji Toyama asked, sounding a little unsure.

"Do you have even the slightest bit of affection for her?" Shirou Emiya continued to press.

Forced by the imposing aura, Kinji Toyama couldn't help but nod. "...I think...so?"

Emiya Shirou said earnestly, "Since that's the case, then it means you're mutually in love! And you have to think about it, compared to Aria, Hoshiga Shirayuki is thousands of times better than her! If you're too shy to ask, bring Hoshiga Shirayuki over tomorrow, and I'll help you two get together!"

Kinji Toyama was stunned by Shirou Emiya and couldn't help but start to doubt himself.

Could it be that Bai Xue and I actually get along quite well?

The three girls watching rolled their eyes. This was really forcing a mutual affection and bullying Kinji Toyama, who was a complete idiot when it came to love!

However, Shirou Emiya didn't think so. As the saying goes, it's better to tear down ten temples than to break up one marriage.

Aria and Kinji are a temple, and Shirayuki and Kinji are a marriage.

Do you think I did the right thing?

The first update is here, please enjoy!

Chapter Sixty-One, Star Jia Baixue, requests permission to launch an attack!

Kinji Toyama returned to his dormitory reeking of alcohol, only to suddenly realize that he had forgotten to buy peach buns for Aria.

Holding the key in his hand, he hesitated for a long time, but still didn't dare to open the door and go in.

From inside the door came Aria's grumbling: "That idiot Kinji! He could have bought a peach bun in just a few minutes, and ten minutes have passed already! I'm going to make a hole for him when he gets back!"

Kinji Toyama clenched his fists. "We're not related, why did I have to go out and buy you peach buns? Besides, this is my dorm room. I paid for it, why should you come in for free?!"

He took out his phone and couldn't help but recall his conversation with Shirou Emiya in the restaurant.

"What a wonderful girl Xingjia Baixue is! She has a great figure, is an expert in housework, is a Yamato Nadeshiko (ideal Japanese woman), has outstanding looks, is a rare super detective in the world, a G17-level esper, and is also your childhood friend."

"If you're too embarrassed to ask, find an excuse to invite Xingjia Baixue to the restaurant tomorrow, and I'll help you sort it out. Then you and Baixue can team up and drive away Aria, wouldn't that be wonderful?"

Kinji Toyama looked at Hoshiga Shirayuki's contact information in his address book, gritted his teeth, turned around and walked to the stairwell, and pressed the call button.

“Beep beep beep~ Hello, Xiao Jin?” came Xingjia Baixue’s sweet voice from the other end of the phone.

Kinji Toyama thought for a moment before asking, "Shirayuki, when will your training camp end?"

"Huh? Why are you asking this all of a sudden, Kinji? I'll probably need about a week. What's wrong, Kinji?" On the other end of the phone, Hoshiga Shirayuki was kneeling on the tatami mat, sitting like a newlywed bride, as if Kinji were right across from her.

Kinji Toyama used the same line that Emiya Shirou, who claimed to be a love expert, used: "Well, actually I got two coupons for a really nice restaurant today. I've been taking care of you a lot, so I wanted to invite you to dinner. I just don't know when your training camp will end."

"Really!? Kinji! I'll be right back! Immediately!" Before Kinji could finish speaking, Shirayuki Hoshiga was as happy as a child with an E-cup bust. She snapped her phone shut, jumped up from the tatami mat, and wished she could fly to Kinji's side immediately.

Kinji Toyama stared at the phone that had been hung up, lost in thought. So, could it be that Shirayuki is coming back right now?

On the other side, Xingjia Baixue had already fallen into delusion.

Xiao Jin invited me! This is the first time Xiao Jin has ever invited me to dinner! Has Xiao Jin fallen for me?! Oh no! I'm not ready! What if Xiao Jin confesses to me?!

Where would be a good place to hold the wedding? How many children should we have? What would be good names for the children?

Will the children become armed detectives when they grow up?

But it seems like Xiao Jin really doesn't like being a detective. Wouldn't it be better for all the kids to go to regular high schools when they grow up?

Waaaaah~ I think I've been thinking too far ahead!

No, it's rare for Xiao Jin to take the initiative to kiss me, so I have to repay Xiao Jin properly!

Xingjia Baixue blushed and opened her suitcase, revealing a very sexy set of black lingerie at the bottom.

"Yes! The key to winning the lingerie battle lies with you!"

The all-powerful student council president quickly stuffed the underwear back into her suitcase, then carried the suitcase and rushed to find the instructor leading this training camp.

"Teacher, I would like to ask for leave!"

The teacher in charge took off her glasses and recognized Xingjia Baixue, who was usually very well-behaved and never asked for leave. She asked in surprise, "Oh, it's Xingjia. What happened?"