Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

How should I address Emiya Shirou?

Mother? Father? Or just call me Dad?

She asked very directly, "Father, how should I address Manager Emiya?"

Artoria was also stumped by this problem.

She couldn't let others know that she was a woman.

Therefore, it is logically reasonable for Mordred to address him as her father.

However, after drawing the Holy Lance, she always presented this face to the Knights of the Round Table and the people, though Mordred may have wanted to distinguish herself from her sister, Morgan, Mordred's mother.

Therefore, even after learning that Artoria was a girl, he still did not change his address and continued to call her Father.

So now the question is...

Artoria is essentially a very traditional and devoted girl. Once she is engaged to Shirou Emiya, she will be Shirou Emiya's woman for life.

So, logically and emotionally, Mordred can be considered Shirou Emiya's child.

However, Xiao Mo asked an excellent question.

Mordred, what should Shirou Emiya be called?

Mother? Father? Or just call me Dad?

Merlin said, “That’s alright. Each person can address their own situation. Lord Mordred calls our King ‘Father’ and the shopkeeper of the Imperial Guard ‘Dad’.”

Artoria and Mordred exchanged a glance, then fell silent.

As for what to call him later, Artoria didn't give a correct answer. She said to Mo Zai, "This is the question you need to consider. As the future ruler of a country, you must think about these issues clearly and thoroughly."

Mordred nodded, seemingly understanding, "I understand."

Now, Mordred realizes that six months have passed and she still doesn't know.

Leonardo da Vinci asked, "Are you a Knight of the Round Table?"

"Yes, I am a Knight of the Round Table."

While chatting with his idol, the doctor exclaimed in surprise, "Are there girls among the Knights of the Round Table?"

"Is that so strange? My father was a girl too!"

“Father?” Leonardo da Vinci sensed something was wrong.

The doctor was also puzzled: "A girl, and her father? Is there any connection between these two things that warrants further consideration?"

At this very moment, on the second floor, a group of girls were also discussing Mordred and Artoria.

First up was Xiaoyu, who looked as if the sky was falling as she said, "Look, Artoria is playing the emotional card! She already has a child! He could inherit the throne!"

Yang Yuhuan didn't think it was a big problem: "But Mordred and her brother-in-law aren't related by blood at all, so it shouldn't have much of an impact, right?"

Xiaoyu looked at him with exasperation: "You're so foolish, Xiaoyu! After all these years of knowing each other, don't you understand what kind of person my darling is?"

"Ah. Many years? We've only known my brother-in-law for a few months, haven't we?" Yang Yuhuan felt that her foxy sister was exaggerating.

Yu Meiren took a sip of tea and said fairly and impartially, "The fox is not wrong either. We have spent a thousand years in the phase, haven't we?"

“Oh, in that case, that’s certainly true,” Euthinus said, holding the utterly dejected Fou in his arms, completely agreeing.

"So you see! Darling will definitely treat Mordred as her own son! Artoria's status will rise because of her son! Big crisis! Big crisis for the women of the Emiya family!" Xiaoyu tried to analyze the seriousness of this incident in order to get the girls' attention.

Euthinus, however, said, "Then why don't we have one too? And since it's our own child, wouldn't that be even better?"

Yu Meiren put down her teacup and said, "That's right. Besides, Artoria isn't that kind of woman, and there's absolutely no such thing as a mother gaining status through her son. Shirou isn't the emperor."

“No, Sister Yu, my brother-in-law is the emperor now! In modern society, whether it’s Japanese men, Chinese men, or American men, they all practice monogamy. But didn’t my brother-in-law say that he will marry us? That’s polygamy, isn’t that the emperor?” Yang Yuhuan felt that Emiya Shirou was her emperor.

"So, we need to take action now! First, we must give Yu Yu a severe reprimand!" Xiao Yu suddenly turned her attention to Yu Meiren.

Yu Meiren looked at the silly fox with a blank expression, not knowing what she was up to: "What does this have to do with me?"

"Yu Yu, tell me yourself, how many times have you and your darling done it?"

"Why are you suddenly asking this question!" Yu Meiren thought that this fox must have something wrong with its thinking.

"Look at yourself, you don't even know how many times you've done it, right?"

"So what? What does that have to do with what we're discussing now?"

"This is a huge deal! You two do it so many times every day! Yet you still don't have a child! That's your fault, Yu Yu!"

Yu Meiren was stunned by the fox's words.

Yeah, why hasn't there been any reaction yet?

I had discussed this with Riko before, and I was sure I would get pregnant. But now it seems like something's not right!

Adding all these up, including the phase times, it must be at least several hundred thousand times, right?

Are you so comfortable that you've forgotten the most important thing?

Othinus said, "Isn't that strange? You are an elf, originally a combination of meaning without a physical body, while the interpreter is human. Without some special means, it would be very difficult for you to get pregnant."

Yang Yuhuan immediately uttered a new term she had recently learned: "This is reproductive separation! Different species cannot have offspring!"

"Reproductive separation my foot! This is called reproductive isolation!" The erudite fox spirit flicked Yang Yuhuan on the forehead and said, "So, the problem still lies with Yu Yu, doesn't it? Yu Yu, you have to think of a solution!"

"How should I know!"

"No, magic should be able to solve this. It's not a big problem. The key is that I only have one question: is now a good time to have a child?" Othinus said that there was no need to worry about having children. There was nothing that omnipotent magic couldn't solve. If there was, then they could just add the magical restaurant.

But, as Euthinus said, is now the right time to have children? Is it really time to compete with Artoria in this regard?

Xiaoyu pondered for a moment and said, "I think it's very necessary. Although my darling has been emphasizing that he will treat us all equally, from beginning to end, he's only ever been one person! But there are so many of us girls here!"

Yang Yuhuan agreed: "That's right. Not counting the five of us who have already been confessed to by my brother-in-law, there are also the two goddesses and the goddesses' sisters. At least three of us are already reserved. And then there's the girl named Li Zi that Sister Yu mentioned before. That makes four. Maybe my brother-in-law will bring more girls home in the future."

Xiaoyu argued confidently: "How about that? Don't you feel a sense of crisis now? Even if we don't want children, we still need to take the initiative!"

Euthinus asked, "What initiative?"

"Of course, it's about making love!" Xiaoyu said, blushing as she revealed her plan.

Yu Meiren looked disgusted: "No, it's just that you, you stinky fox, are greedy, isn't it? Ask Xiao Yuyu if she wants it."

"Ah, this... If it's with my brother-in-law, I'm available anytime..." Yang Yuhuan lowered her head shyly.

Yu Meiren was speechless, then got up and went to the second-floor stairwell, exclaiming, "Merlin!!!! Are you slacking off?! Is it fun to pretend to be Merlin online and fool your fans?! You can forget about getting a permanent position this month!"

Merlin was having a great time when he was startled by Yu Meiren's voice and accidentally pressed the voice button.

The doctor, who was interacting with Melly, froze with a smile.

Update is here!

Chapter Sixty-Five: Merlin is useless. Who agrees? Who disagrees?

Romani put down his hands from typing on his phone, his green eyes filled with great confusion.

He looked up at the second floor in disbelief. Had the beautiful girl who looked exactly like Hinako from Group A just said something that would have a huge impact on him?

Romani Archaman turned his head with difficulty and looked at Leonardo da Vinci, asking, "Did I hear that right?"

Leonardo da Vinci smiled very sincerely: "I didn't hear you clearly."

However, before the doctor could speak, Xiao Mo said irritably, "Merlin is always nagging about Merlin-chan and otaku, useless fans and such. It's so annoying. If it weren't for my father telling me to cultivate my temper and not lose my temper, I would have used the Clarent that my father gave me to kill Merlin long ago."

"Click~"

Something broke.

This is the doctor's heart, shattered into pieces by reality.

I will never love again, and there is nothing worth loving anymore.

From this point on, Romani Archman's life turned gray.

Merlin hadn't realized the seriousness of the situation; he was trying to argue, "No, I didn't, I was working! Please don't deprive me of my chance to get a permanent position! Please!"

Yu Meiren squinted and pointed to her captivating eyes, saying, "Do you think I'd be mistaken? I clearly saw you typing: 'How could I have such useless fans? I suggest you give up.'"

Romani looked down at his phone, where Meili-chan's latest reply contained just that sentence.

Even the last glimmer of hope was shattered.

My already shattered heart was once again ravaged into pieces by the cruel reality.

"As expected, pursuing illusory idols will not bring any benefits. My life is not for doing such meaningless things. There are still people who need me to save them. I cannot be obsessed with these things."

The doctor calmed down instantly, his confusion dispelled. No idol was more important than saving his universe. Besides, the real Merlin might have already passed away in the last Humanity Burning, and that idiot Merlin had simply taken over her place.

It's okay. Once I save humanity with the help of the shopkeeper, I'll be able to revive the real Meli-chan.

Da Vinci looked at Romani, who had suddenly calmed down, and couldn't help but feel a little worried. What was going on? Shouldn't he be very angry after being deceived?

Why is Romani so calm, as if he has seen through the illusions of the world?

"Romani, are you alright?"

"I'm fine. Compared to our current mission, idols are just something that can be disregarded. Da Vinci, when we get back to Chaldea, can we think of a way to delete Merlin's spirit origin?"

"...Then I'll go back and check if Chaldea has any records of Merlin's Spirit Origin."

Da Vinci also disliked Merlin. Although this bastard was not the same Merlin, it seems that all Merlins are equally black.

How dare you say that I, the dignified and all-powerful genius Da Vinci-chan, am a useless magician? So what if I'm a Grand Magician?

My Romani is also a Grand Slam!

Merlin was immediately displeased: "Wow, you're settling personal scores on my behalf!"

"No, we're doing this based on the consideration of saving humanity," the doctor said. "As we all know, magicians with Grand rank possess exceptional clairvoyance. Solomon had clairvoyance that allowed him to see into the past and future, while the useless Merlin was the worst, only possessing clairvoyance that allowed him to see into the present. It was utterly useless except for spying. Such a thing is of no help in saving humanity."

"This is discrimination based on inherent skills! I'm going to file a complaint against Chaldea!" Merlin was dumbfounded. Seriously?! I was just teasing you!

Yu Meiren said, "I think what the guest said makes sense. You should humbly accept the guest's advice. The guest is God. You should always maintain a proper attitude and not get angry and retaliate against the guest just because the guest pointed out your mistakes."

Merlin was almost in tears. "My clairvoyance is amazing! I can see everything right now, it's so convenient!"

Finally, Xiao Mo thought for a moment and then said, "Meilinqing is still somewhat useful. At least he's the best at attracting aggro. Every time I go out to cultivate, I rely on Meilinqing to pull monsters."

"...I wasn't pulling monsters, I was just..." Merlin found himself unable to speak.

Could it be that he actually wanted to charge forward with his sword, but halfway through, he realized that as the great master of Great Britain, he couldn't even recite a spell and could only draw his sword and charge forward?

Although Artoria knew about this, it was only Artoria who could know!

Never mind, that's not important. What's important is, when will Touma Kamijou come back?

Merlin was thinking about linking this ID card to the phone that Touma had promised him. Although he had heard that it required a module, the module shouldn't be expensive. With his handsome looks, he could easily get any female customer to pay for him. His plan was perfect!

Just then, the restaurant door was pushed open, and a very charming woman in a red kimono with purple hair walked in. She wore a black eye patch over her right eye and held an exquisite pipe in her hand. As she entered the restaurant, a very pleasant scent of gardenias filled the air.

"Wow, it's rare for me to go out alone, and I've ended up in such an amazing place?"

Exquisitely beautiful like a doll, alluring as a natural woman, she twirled a slender black pipe in her hand, her single purple pupil curiously surveying the interior of the Ganrd Cooker restaurant.

Given that Yu Meiren was still standing at the top of the stairs on the second floor, and that this guest was such a great beauty, Merlin naturally had to make his presence known.

With a charming smile, he said in a flawless manner, "Hello, welcome to Grand Cooker. What would you like to eat?"

"Do you have any wine? I just want to drink some wine, and maybe some snacks to go with it," the elegant beauty said with a bewitching smile.

"Okay, please wait a moment!"

Merlin looked up at the second floor: "Miss Yu, do you offer alcoholic beverages now?"

"Are you sick...? Shirou isn't back yet, who's going to do it? Do you even know how?" Yu Meiren glared at Merlin, then looked at the new guest and said, "I'm sorry, due to..."

"I am back."

Before Yu Meiren could finish speaking, Shirou Emiya walked into the restaurant with a little girl, followed by a bald man, Genos, and a boy with headphones.

Sorry! I've wasted two days of your time!

I will update 4000 words every day from now on!

Chapter Sixty-Six: Saitama Wants to Fly

"Shirou? You're back? I thought you'd be gone for a long time!"

Yu Meiren went up to her with some concern: "Has everything been resolved?"

"Well, it can't be said that it's resolved. It's infuriating that he got away at the last moment. This guy's strength is comparable to that of Othinus before."