Is this even human language?!

There are more Holy Grails than we can use!

No, I have so many Holy Grails that I don't want to use them!

Emiya Shirou thought about a certain trashy game from his past life and couldn't help but nod in agreement.

"That's true. Within Chaldea, the concept of the Holy Grail is very weak. I've heard that the Holy Grail sheds tears every day, and the black mud it produces is enough to swallow dozens of Fuyuki Cities."

As soon as Shirou Emiya finished speaking, Shido gave him a questioning look: "Why does Shirou seem to know everything?"

"That's because I'm the manager!" Shirou Emiya said, pointing to his restaurant. "You think this is just a restaurant? No, it's more than just a restaurant! Its magic is beyond your imagination! (Neither can I!)"

Rin Tohsaka asked with even greater confusion, "So Shirou, when did you acquire this restaurant?"

"Today, today!"

A moment later, Sakura walked in from outside the shop, followed by an elderly man with gray hair but a very robust build, wearing a black tuxedo.

“This is August, our butler at Edhert. He came here specifically to deliver the money.”

"Second Miss, how much will it cost in total?"

“865… no, that’s not right, $1730. Let’s pay for both mine and this lady’s together,” Sakura said to August, pointing at Artoria.

"Oh no, this, how can this be!"

Artoria quickly refused; after all, she was King Arthur! But all she had on her was ten thousand yen.

"It's alright, Miss Artoria. You can return it to me when we meet again."

"Oh, okay, thank you, Sakura."

"Okay, then, big sister, shall we go now? Senior? See you tonight?"

"Ah, you're leaving already? Okay, Shirou, see you tonight, don't sneak away! I still need to review my lessons with you!" Rin Tohsaka originally wanted to stay a little longer because the atmosphere of this restaurant was really comfortable.

Emiya Shirou shook his head frantically: "Huh? Spare me! I don't need to go to a good university! Please, I'm already a financially independent upper-class person!"

Ugh, I'm so angry! If you don't want to get into a good university, how are you going to come to England to be with me?!

In the end, Rin Tohsaka was dragged away by her younger sister with a smile on her face. As she left, August, who had a white goatee, gave Shirou Emiya a deep look. His glasses gleamed with an eerie light, leaving Shirou Emiya stunned.

Hey old man, what are you looking at?

Artoria and Irisviel also got up and left. Before leaving, Irisviel ignored Archer's awkward temper and forcibly gave him a hug, and gently patted his head.

"Shirou must have suffered a lot behind his mother's back, right?"

“Well, we’re not from the same world, you don’t need to…”, the Heroic Spirit Emiya wanted to say that Irisviel didn’t need to treat him like that, but seeing the look in Irisviel’s eyes, he had no choice but to give up.

Xiong Liya jumped off the chair, hopped onto her Shirou, waved to Emiya Shirou and Archer, and was about to leave when she was suddenly stopped by Emiya Kiritsugu.

"Please wait a moment, Goddess Shido."

"What's wrong, Kiritsugu?"

Kiritsugu Emiya looked at Riya and Shirou Emiya and said, "I would like to make a three-way deal with the three of you."

Emiya Shirou looked at him curiously, "Tell me about it."

"Can the Holy Grail be sold at Chaldea, where the goddess resides?" Kiritsugu Emiya asked Shidon.

"what?"

Xiong Liya was stunned. She wanted to buy the Holy Grail?

What kind of crazy move is this?

Emiya Shirou understood: this man wanted to exchange Miyu Sakuzuki for the Holy Grail.

"You want to trade Miyu for Chaldea's Holy Grail?"

Kiritsugu Emiya looked at Shirou Emiya and said, "That's right. Shopkeeper, you want to take Miyu in, right?"

"Hey, Kiritsugu, isn't this a bit inappropriate?"

Koshirou quickly intervened, saying that no matter the reason, it was inappropriate to discuss this issue in front of the person involved.

As for Sakuzuki Miyu, she sat expressionlessly in her seat, as if the conversation had nothing to do with her.

Shirou Emiya didn't actually have any expectations for the Holy Grail's power.

Can the Holy Grail really bring world peace?

That's impossible, isn't it? The Holy Grail can only accomplish what humans can do.

Shirou Emiya genuinely doesn't believe that world peace is something humanity can achieve at this stage, and the desire for world peace is too vague. Kiritsugu Emiya truly believes that the Holy Grail is an omnipotent anal-bursting machine.

Besides, what makes you think I want to take in Miyu?

"Mr. Kiritsugu, what is your view on the Holy Grail?"

"Didn't I already say? It's an all-powerful wish-granting machine!" Kiritsugu Emiya said, sounding a little impatient.

"Okay, let's put it another way. Even if Xiong Liya gives you the Holy Grail, how do you plan to use it?"

"Who is Xiong Liya! Shirou, don't give people nicknames so casually!" Shidou immediately protested.

Emiya Shirou quickly apologized: "Okay, Onee-sama, I was wrong!"

Shido turned his face away unhappily: "Hmph!"

Upon hearing Shirou Emiya's question, Kiritsugu Emiya fell into deep thought.

how to use?

Isn't it enough to simply hold the Holy Grail and express your wish?

Red A leaned against the dining table and said calmly, "The Holy Grail has never been an omnipotent thing. I don't know much about your world. In my world, the Holy Grail is something that has been corrupted. Moreover, the Holy Grail cannot fulfill overly large and general wishes. Even if it could, I think the amount of magic power consumed would be immeasurable."

Kiritsugu Emiya waved his hand decisively: "I know! Of course I know! I just want to save everyone!"

Red A shouted, "But in reality, you only saved me!! From beginning to end, you were only saving what you thought should be saved! You've become twisted, Emiya Kiritsugu!"

Shirou looked at the two of them with some fear, but Shirou Emiya smiled and advised, "There's no point in arguing like this. Let's get back to how to use the Holy Grail."

Let's all get moving!

The second update is here!

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Chapter Twenty-Four: Guests from Other Universes?

"Are there any special rules or considerations regarding the use of the Holy Grail?"

Kiritsugu Emiya looked at Shirou Emiya with surprise.

Even Red A looked at him and asked, "Does your restaurant teach you how to use the Holy Grail?"

"The correct way to use the Holy Grail is to give it to your true love! Give it to whoever you love!" Emiya Shirou smiled.

Emiya Kiritsugu, the Heroic Spirit Emiya, Shirou Kojima, Riya Kuma, and Merlin were all completely bewildered.

What do you mean?

Is there any hidden meaning in this passage?

Emiya Kiritsugu began to think.

Xiong Liya said thoughtfully, "The Holy Grail does seem to be able to enhance the combat power of Servants. My Master has wanted to give it to a Heroic Spirit several times, but it has been rejected."

Ah, this... This must be a lecherous old master, I wonder if he's male or female?

"Excuse me, is your Master male or female?"

"It's a girl, and she looks a bit like you, Shirou."

Ah! It's the chaotic evil Gudako!

Emiya Shirou felt this was fate! Who doesn't know that Fujimaru Ritsuka (female) is my daughter, Emiya Shirou?

"How about inviting your Master over for dinner sometime?"

"Yes, Shirou's cooking is so delicious, we'll definitely come here often!"

Kiritsugu Emiya didn't care about any of that; he was only concerned with the Holy Grail. He quickly asked, "Is the Holy Grail in Chaldea for sale? Regardless of success or failure, I want to give it a try!"

The Heroic Spirit Emiya couldn't stand it any longer and walked straight out the door: "Let's go, Emiya Shirou. Cherish everything you have now, and never deviate from your predetermined path. I am your example, and I believe you understand."

"Take care, and welcome back anytime!"

"Hmph! See you next time, I won't lose!"

Looking into Kiritsugu Emiya's eager eyes, Xiong Liya couldn't help but feel a slight overlap with the face she remembered. In the end, she could only say, "I can ask for you, but I can't guarantee whether it will work out. I'm just an ordinary Servant right now."

"please!"

Seeing his wish within reach, Kiritsugu Emiya was unwilling to give up. If using Miyu required consulting a lot of information, obtaining the Holy Grail was undoubtedly the safest method, and even Shirou became happy.

Obtaining the Holy Grail means that Kiritsugu's wish can be fulfilled!

Although it's a bit of a shame to send Miyu Sakuzuki away, it was only their first meeting after all, and compared to the Holy Grail, it doesn't matter!

Xiong Liya glanced at the Chaldea communication device in her hand and tried to contact her Master.

However, only static could be heard, indicating that there was a problem with the communication.

After several attempts, Xiong Liya said regretfully, "It seems I can't get in touch with you. I'll let you know the result next time we meet."

Emiya Kiritsugu slammed his fist on the table in anger, immediately drawing a furious glare from Yu Meiren: "Are you crazy?!"

Merlin said as he cleared away the dishes, "The Holy Grail, it's not a good thing. To be honest, it's quite interesting to place your hopes on the Holy Grail."

Kiritsugu Emiya stood up dejectedly and said to Shirou, "Shirou, let's go."

"Please wait a moment."

Emiya Shirou said, "Little guy, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Wait here, I'll make you a bowl of fried rice."

Emiya Shirou called out to the two of them, then got up and headed to the kitchen, adding, "It's my treat."

Yu Meiren was unhappy, but she didn't say anything and silently went back to the sofa to continue playing on her phone.

Free, free, we'll go bankrupt sooner or later!

In another world, Shirou Emiya dragged his tired body back to the Emiya family mansion, only to find Saber sitting obediently in the kotatsu, neither watching TV nor eating, just spacing out.

"Saber? What's wrong?"

"Ah, Shirou, you're back! How was your harvest today?"

"The usual, what's wrong?"

Artoria looked at her Master with some hesitation, unsure of what to say for a moment.

He spent 90,000 yen on a single meal!

Will Shirou suddenly suffer a heart attack and collapse?

Probably not.

"Shirou, could you give me another 80,000 yen?"

"Eighty thousand yen! Saber, is there something you want to buy?"

"I...I ate at a restaurant earlier and it cost 90,000 yen..."

Emiya Shirou suddenly felt a sharp pain in his heart.

"Nine...ninety thousand? What did you eat? It's so expensive!"

"It's said to be more expensive than a Michelin three-star restaurant..."

Emiya Shirou felt like he couldn't breathe. What is this? Is it tastier than mine?

Emiya Shirou certainly knew about Michelin-starred restaurants, but when did Fuyuki City have three Michelin stars?

Could Saber have been scammed?

"Saber, when did Fuyuki City get Michelin three-star restaurants?"

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