Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

In the corner, a woman wearing a deep red cloak glanced at the button that had appeared beside her, her eyes filled with curiosity.

"what is this?"

A strange voice compelled her to slowly reach her hand toward the center of the button.

Esdeath, who had just returned to the capital, was received by the young emperor and his ministers. After a conversation so boring that it made her want to fall asleep, she got up and prepared to return to her residence.

Suddenly she noticed something emitting a purple glow at the little emperor's feet.

"Your Majesty, what is beneath your feet?"

"Huh? What are you talking about, General Esdeath?"

The young emperor looked up blankly and subconsciously kicked his feet.

"—Snap."

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Zhang Erxiaomo is my son, Emiya Shirou (I'm certain).

My head hurts so much! My whole body feels numb! My limbs feel weak!

This was Shirou Emiya's first thought after opening his eyes.

What came into view was not the ceiling of the bedroom, but the ceiling of the living room.

Below the neck, there is almost no sensation, but it feels like a heavy object is pressing down on me.

It's warm and soft; you don't even need to guess what it is.

Naizi, naizi, and naizi.

And girls, girls, and more girls.

Last night, I was playing games with my girlfriend. First, Meruet couldn't resist and fell asleep leaning on Shirou Emiya's leg. Then, Irisviel also dozed off and leaned on her other leg.

Then, Yu Meiren pushed him down, and then she continued to play with Shirou Emiya's left breast without any qualms, while Riko took over his right breast.

Finally, CC lay on Shirou Emiya's stomach.

As for Artoria, she went back to Britain to attend to her political duties.

So much so that when he woke up early in the morning, he found a group of girls on top of him, and the one who embarrassed Shirou Emiya the most was CC.

Because CC's head was resting on Shirou Emiya's lower abdomen, a hot dog sandwich was formed between the two of them.

"...Oh no, I don't even know if she's awake or not. Should I keep pretending to be asleep and let her wake up first? That way, I won't be the one in an awkward situation."

With that thought in mind, Shirou Emiya glanced at CC's sleeping face, only to see her eyelashes flutter. Startled, he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to still be asleep.

CC gently opened her eyes, still a little dazed, and then felt something hard pressing between her two rabbits.

"Huh? This is—!!!"

She blushed instantly upon realizing what had happened. Although she had lived for a thousand years, she really couldn't be considered an old master!

This is Shirou's... Is he... asleep?

CC quietly looked up and saw that Shirou Emiya was breathing steadily and his heartbeat was normal, looking like he hadn't woken up yet. She was relieved and then slowly got up, staring uncomfortably at Shirou Emiya's lower abdomen and below, while subconsciously touching her own chest.

"This must be a normal physiological phenomenon for boys in the morning, right? Shirou is probably not that kind of person. He's just a brat who has the desire but not the courage."

After giving herself a few words of self-suggestion, the witch breathed a sigh of relief. Then she felt something was wrong and turned her head to look at the Empress, who had woken up at some point, looking at her with a frown.

What are you playing?

Yu Meiren looked at CC strangely.

"No, I just woke up and I'm still a little groggy." CC looked at Yu Meiren with sleepy eyes, her acting skills were superb. So what if Yu Meiren lived longer than CC? She was still just a short-tempered girl who didn't understand human relationships.

On the contrary, CC did not live as long as Yu Meiren, but she was a shrewd person who had been beaten down by society.

"Oh," Yu Meiren nodded, then poked Shirou Emiya's face with her finger: "How long are you going to pretend to be asleep? Are you not going to open for business today to scam people?"

A scam?!

Wait a minute! Why did you expose me for pretending to be asleep?!

Emiya Shirou was dumbfounded, but then he looked at Yu Meiren's expression and realized that she hadn't done it on purpose at all. She looked at Emiya Shirou very naturally and said, "If you're awake, don't go back to sleep."

Then he nudged the other girls who were clinging to Shirou Emiya: "Get up now!"

"Ugh... Ah! How did I end up sleeping on Shirou?!" Riko slowly woke up, then looked slightly shocked before laughing out loud, seemingly quite happy.

"Good morning, Shirou-nii-san..." Meruet-chan also woke up. She probably really regarded Emiya Shirou as her older brother, as her face was completely natural and she didn't feel embarrassed at all.

Irisviel blushed so much her face turned completely red, and she couldn't utter a word; she was incredibly cute.

Emiya Shirou smiled and said, "Good morning, everyone. Let's wash up and get ready for today's business."

After washing up, the group walked down the second floor chatting and laughing. Shirou Emiya was at the back when he suddenly received a call from Touma Kamijou.

"Touma? What's wrong?"

"Ah, Shirou, can I ask for leave? I've been granted leave by Academy City. I want to go out and play with my dad, mom, and sister."

"Approved. Is the money enough?"

"Enough, enough! I feel like I haven't done anything at the restaurant, yet you've still paid me so much this month. I feel really bad. You even gave me a bonus yesterday."

"Hahahaha, it's alright, have fun. Be careful, and come to the restaurant for help if anything seems wrong."

"Mmmmmmm!"

After tucking his hair away, Shirou Emiya frowned. Was he about to encounter an angel?

However, since the other party has the saintly Kanzaki Kaori, it's not a big problem. It's just heartbreaking to see the Kamijou family's house suffer.

I'll just find some time to have someone save the Kamijou family's house.

I may not be good at it, but my wives are (very good).

After thinking about it, Shirou Emiya suddenly realized that it didn't matter if he was incompetent, but as long as his wife was good, it seemed like there was no problem.

Thinking about it this way, should we consider Artoria's proposal a few days ago?

Although it was a political marriage, the people involved are real!

I'm not at a loss!

Sigh, never mind.

Shirou Emiya glanced at Yu Meiren, who was talking to CC, and sighed. He hadn't made up his mind to be a scumbag yet.

Although I enjoyed reading harem novels and watching harem anime in my past life, upon closer examination, apart from writers in China who dare to openly write harem stories, most of the harem stories in Japan are ambiguous pseudo-harems.

Of those that were actually opened, Shirou Emiya only knew of a few.

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Hyoudou Issei, Kazehaya Kamito, Akira Kojou, Nagumo Hajime, and Toujou Jinsei.

This is truly a role model for us all; most of them have double-digit numbers of concubines, and they all got pregnant.

They even have children!

Speaking of which, can Yu Meiren and I have children?

Although Emiya Shirou and Yu Meiren hadn't done anything intimate yet, it didn't stop him from having all sorts of fantasies.

Should the child take the surname of Yu Meiren or mine?

I just picked my own name randomly, and I'll start with the surname Yu Meiren for my first name.

Ideally, I'd have a daughter who looks like Yu. If I have a son who looks like me... well, I was pretty cute as a child too!

I feel like there's no need to go through elementary school to university; I can just find a top student as my wife later.

But won't that make her lack social skills?

But staying in the restaurant shouldn't be a problem, right? After all, the customers here are all sorts of people; it's practically a small society. So, not going to school is fine too.

What's a good name for him/her?

If it's a boy, he'll be named Yu. If it's a girl, she can also be named Yu.

So if I marry Artoria, will the child also have to take Artoria's surname? After all, Artoria is the queen, and the child she has will definitely inherit the royal title.

Wait, what about Xiao Mo? Does that mean I'll become Xiao Mo's father?

So my child can't inherit the throne, otherwise Little Mordo will definitely cause trouble.

So, does that mean Riko will also have to have one?

Rin Tohsaka and Sakura, that seems like a good match too.

Huh? What kind of dream am I having in broad daylight!

When the group arrived at the restaurant, they turned around and saw Shirou Emiya still standing at the top of the stairs on the second floor, with a strange smile on his face, seemingly lost in thought.

"Shirou? What are you doing?" Yu Meiren looked up at her man and felt that he was really acting strangely lately.

Shirou Emiya immediately snapped out of his daze, waved his phone, and said, "Touma took the day off, Merlin the bastard took the day off too, and Artoria won't come until she finishes her official duties. So from this morning to this afternoon, it's just the few of us."

Yu Meiren said unhappily, "Why is Merlin taking leave every day? He might as well never get a permanent position."

"It seems Artoria is preparing to take action against the Romans. Merlin is the Grand Tutor after all, so he can't be absent," Shirou Emiya said, trying to excuse Merlin. He continued, "I wonder if they've found anything out about yesterday's events. It seems there's definitely a mastermind behind it all."

Riko asked, "This kind of item, which involves at least three universes, must have been made by a very powerful person, right?"

"Not necessarily. It might just be a simple portal, only amplified to be able to transport larger things. To be fair, it's not complicated, and even scientific methods can achieve it."

Even if it were just a lucky accident with magic, casting a wide net could still result in winning a few worlds, so whether it's powerful or not is hard to say. But from my perspective, the appearance of these mechanisms seems like they were created by the other side with a "let's give it a try" mentality.

Emiya Shirou paused for a moment, then continued, "I'm not worried about that kind of thing. What I'm worried about is that they came prepared, specifically creating this thing to achieve their ulterior motives, such as invading another world or something."

"This is too amazing! There's no such plot in the game!" Riko thought it couldn't be possible. It was just a waste of effort. How much confidence must someone have in their abilities?

Emiya Shirou laughed. He thought of all the supervillains in American comics. It really was possible.

Uh, could it really be these guys who did it?!

Holy crap? You know what, it's actually possible!

Emiya Shirou was a little flustered.

But then he thought again and realized that it was probably unlikely. Those villainous big shots wouldn't be so bored, since their own universe was already very interesting, and there was no need for them to wade into the muddy waters of other worlds.

Furthermore, demon kings and evil gods should logically be associated with heroes, which narrows down the scope.

For example, the Hero series, the Demon King series, and the Hero X Demon King series.

There are still so many! I can't even guess!

Emiya Shirou was too lazy to guess anymore. With Yu Meiren's help, he put on his apron and sat in his designated spot, lost in thought.

But just as his bottom touched the sofa, before he could even sit down completely, the wind chimes rang.

Tatsumi walked in with Akame.

"Manager Emiya! We've recently discovered something strange, and we hope you can help us analyze it."

Tatsumi got straight to the point, saying, "In the last few days, we've felt something's not quite right. Around the forest, those super-large, super-dangerous creatures, which weren't usually active, have been making occasional noises."

But a few days ago, they seemed to have fallen into hibernation, suddenly becoming completely silent. The boss had Mine and me scout from a distance. We discovered they were all gone!

"They're all gone?"

Emiya Shirou felt a little horrified. Those super-large dangerous species in the Tatsumi world were really big, some as big as a mountain, and he had heard that there were even bigger ones.

But it's a bit far-fetched that they all disappeared. How could something so big grow wings and fly into the sky silently?

He then confirmed, "You...you're not mistaken?"

“It’s absolutely true! Even Esdeath has been alerted by this. She and her subordinates have already cordoned off the area where the missing Dangerous Species is located. Now, neither our night raid nor the Revolutionary Army dares to approach.”

Emiya Shirou instinctively felt that this might be related to that mysterious button switch.

So he asked, "Have you found this before this?"

Emiya Shirou took out the damaged mechanism left behind by Kirito from his four-dimensional pocket and asked.

“This thing…” Tatsumi thought for a moment, then shook his head: “Never seen it before.”

"Red Eyes, have you seen them before?"

Akame shook her head as well.