As everyone knows, the history of the moon shocked my mother for a hundred years.

I need to think of a way to replace all the books on the bookshelf with titles like "Gundam Piloting Theory Fundamentals," "White Magic: From Beginner to Tomb," "Black Magic: A Daily Tip for Getting Punished," "The Assassin's Creed: The Berserker's Creed," and "Sword Comes," among others.

We should also add some leisure and entertainment books, such as "Nobody Likes Me," "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected," and "The Old Woman and the Sea."

"Since it's not good, don't watch it. I'll put up a new batch of books another day. You can also watch TV or movies. They're immersive and interesting."

Emiya Shirou finally said decisively, "How about this, Yu, if you decide to stay here long-term, I'll take you to buy new clothes, okay?"

"No, I don't like contact with humans."

Yu Meiren resolutely refused.

"Take me with you! I love observing the human world!"

Merlin immediately perked up. If he cheated or left behind a familiar, wouldn't he be able to openly spy on others?

"Get out of my way."

Emiya Shirou also resolutely refused.

Merlin pulled Shirou Emiya aside and whispered, "If you buy me a phone and take me to your world, I'll help you get this spirit, okay? You like her, right?"

Emiya Shirou retorted in a low, righteous voice, "Bullshit! Do you call that liking!"

"Huh? What? You?"

Merlin was stunned. Why wasn't this person playing by the rules?

"You'd better just do your job well for the next three days," Shirou Emiya said, rejecting Merlin's suggestion once again.

"Ah, well, the manager is such a heartless person."

Merlin shrugged nonchalantly and walked out of the kitchen.

Emiya Shirou, of course, had to refuse!

Are you kidding me? Do I need you to teach me how to pick up girls? I had more than one crush on me in my past life!

In this life, I can attract girls just by jumping high. Can other boys do that?

However, winning over Yu Meiren is too difficult. It's best to let things take their course, let feelings develop over time, and deal with it later. There's plenty of time.

Emiya Shirou frowned, looking at Yu Meiren's graceful figure sitting on the sofa, feeling that something was missing.

"Ah! Right! Glasses!"

I finally realized what was wrong.

A poppy without glasses is soulless!

Emiya Shirou currently has no plans to let Yu Meiren reside permanently in his world, as the time span is too large and might have some impact on her.

As for Merlin, he's even worse. Who knows what that guy will do or what new tricks he'll come up with?

"Is this a restaurant?"

"Shirou! We have a new guest!"

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Chapter Fifteen is full of surprises, you beast!

"Oh, that's strange. I don't remember there being a restaurant like this nearby."

Irisviel was carrying groceries from the supermarket on her way home when she suddenly realized that what should have been a convenience store had somehow become a restaurant.

"Grand Cooker? What a strange name. Is it because I've been away from Japan for so long that I didn't observe it closely yesterday?"

But since we're already passing by, let's go in and take a look. We can also bring some treats back for Shirou and Illya.

With this in mind, Irisviel pushed open the glass door and entered the restaurant, where she was immediately captivated by its decor.

"Is this a restaurant?"

This interior design is absolutely gorgeous!

Yu Meiren, who was sitting on the sofa fiddling with the phone that Shirou Emiya had given her, immediately looked up when she heard the sound and called out towards the kitchen.

"Shirou, we have a new guest!"

Irisviel was stunned.

"Shirou? Is it the same name or a homonym?"

Soon, a voice that was all too familiar came over.

"Coming, coming! What would you like to eat, guests?"

Shirou Emiya left Merlin in the kitchen and then came out, dumbfounded.

Irisviel?

What world's Irisviel is this from?

"Shirou?! You, when did you secretly open a restaurant without your mother's knowledge? Are you finally starting to dislike your useless mother? Waaaaaah, my son is so capable, my presence as a mother is so insignificant~"

Oh...

Seeing Irisviel's tearful appearance, Shirou Emiya realized that this was Irisviel from the Prisma Illusion route.

"You've probably mistaken me for someone else. The Shirou you're talking about isn't the same person as me."

"Yo yo yo~ Shirou is pretending not to recognize Mommy anymore, Mommy is so heartbroken~"

Irisviel pretended to wipe away imaginary tears, but she already understood that this Shirou was much more mature than her own son.

Is this Shirou from a parallel world?

Thinking about this made Irisviel even more eager to play a trick on him.

But Yu Meiren said very seriously, "That's impossible, isn't it? From your skin color and hair color to your eyes and personalities, you two don't look like mother and son at all."

"Oh my, beautiful waitress, are you Shirou's girlfriend?"

Irisviel carefully examined the poppy and teased her with a smile.

"No, he and I are not friends."

Yu Meiren clearly didn't understand what boyfriend and girlfriend meant, thinking that Irisviel was talking about friends.

"Ah, Shirou, you'd better try harder! You can't let such a pretty girl get away like this. But it's okay if you do, because Serah-chan likes Shirou too~"

So Sera from the Magic Illusion route really does like that ordinary high school boy, right?

Ahhh, I'm so envious!

I really want to be liked by Miss Sera too!

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"Guest, please order."

Yu Meiren coldly interrupted Irisviel's conversation, "What do you mean by 'like'? You're crazy!"

Irisviel never doubted Shirou Emiya's culinary skills. After all, he was the man who defeated Sera. Moreover, Shirou was confident enough to open a restaurant, so his culinary skills must be even more superb.

"Okay, then let's make Mom her best dish?"

What's your best skill?

Emiya Shirou fell into deep thought.

Suddenly, a scene popped into my mind.

"I wouldn't say it's my specialty, but I'll make fried rice for the guests."

After saying that, Shirou Emiya turned around and went into the kitchen. "Merlin, chop the green onions!"

If I stay in the restaurant any longer, who knows what kind of situation will unfold? Will I encounter myself from a parallel world again in the future?

"Hmm? A restaurant? I remember I was on patrol, right? Could it be a Reality Marble?"

A man dressed in a red bodysuit, with dark skin, gray hair, and a resolute expression, walked in carrying two swords, one black and one white. He had a serious expression and kept glancing around.

"Ah, this... Illya after she grew up?! Why is she here? Is this really the enemy's Reality Marble? Has the Holy Grail War changed in ways I'm unaware of?!"

The man in red saw Irisviel smiling and teasing Yu Meiren, and his entire mind went blank.

This, this is impossible!

Isn't this year's Caster that witch? When did she learn such magic?

Uh, no, this isn't Ilya.

That's my mom!

The Servant named Emiya was completely distraught.

This is Irisviel, his adoptive father's wife and Illya's biological mother. He had heard Illya mention her when he was summoned by the Counter Force to become a part-time worker, and he later did some research on it.

Upon seeing the new guests, Yu Meiren quickly called out to the kitchen, "Shirou, we have new guests again!"

Emiya Shirou glanced at Merlin, who was using the Holy Sword to neatly chop scallions into small pieces, smiled with satisfaction, put the cooked rice into the refrigerator to cool, and then walked out of the kitchen.

Then he was petrified on the spot.

What is this?!

Why did my adult self also appear?!

Am I voice-activated?!

Emiya, the Heroic Spirit, was petrified as he looked at his underage self.

Is this, this, also an enemy's trick?

How vicious! How cunning! You've got me thrown into a frenzy!

Whose methods were these? Could they also be a Servant from the future?

Or perhaps, this Shirou Emiya before us is the enemy?!

I might as well play along and see what tricks he's up to.

"Is this your restaurant?"

Emiya Shirou's lips twitched slightly, then he nodded. "Yes, sir, what would you like to eat?"

"Let's make what you're best at."

Are you guys crazy?

After hearing what Archer said, Shirou Emiya's lips twitched even more violently.

All of this was seen as extraordinary by Red A.

"Hmph, starting to panic and give yourself away already? I'll see what you can pull off!"

In terms of cooking, my culinary skills have reached the point where there is no single best dish; in other words, all of them are my specialties!

However, Shirou Emiya smiled and said, "My sir, I don't have a specialty dish. I can make anything. What would you like to eat?"

what!

Has this been discovered?

Or is this really me?

No, that's impossible. Shouldn't I still be being hunted down by Lancer at this point in time?

Red A was confused, while Irisviel at the next table was secretly observing.

"Hmm, I don't know if it's just my imagination, but this big boy looks like Shirou when he grows up."

Just then, the wind chimes at the door rang again.

A blonde, blue-eyed, beautiful girl in a white shirt, blue skirt, and black stockings walked in.

"Boss, what do you have to eat? Shirou! Archer! Irisviel!"

Shirou Emiya had only one thought in his mind: Surprise, motherfucker!

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